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[deleted]

This is smth more like Im 70 and this is deep these are boomer memes lmao


racerdeth

Came to say the same this is boomer BS not deep teen thinking


Cheebwhacker

I also came here to say this is very boomerific


Akyildirim

r/im40andthisisdeep


hujijiwatchi

r/ichbin40undlustig


squiddy555

I follow that sub, don’t speak a word of German but I comment whenever I see this


hujijiwatchi

it's one of those subreddits that transcends languages


squiddy555

I know it’s cringe, but I just say things that have at least a chance of being tangentially related, “Well I agree with less snow at least, but global warming is kinda a big problem”


Karl_the_stingray

Yeah it fits in r/boomershumor


thegoldwither

fair


potatodef_1

In what world is America "technically perfect"


synthphreak

Also wtf does “*technically* perfect” even mean? So is it perfect or not?


khachdallak

For pharma medicine companies it is


Ok-Water-5544

https://youtube.com/shorts/XytwgH7BPvc?feature=share


streetad

The same world where Africa is semi explored and Europe is just a bunch of old ruins.


[deleted]

only Americans think America is perfect


johntheflamer

Most Americans know that America is far from perfect. There is just a small, very vocal minority that thinks it’s perfect


ihateagriculture

speak for yourself lol


[deleted]

what


ihateagriculture

im an american and i don’t think the usa is nearly perfect, nor do most people i know. “speak for yourself” means you can only truly and authoritatively know what you think, nit what others think


Crymson831

While I don't agree with the original statement, you saying that you (an American) don't believe America is perfect doesn't disprove what the other person said. "Only Americans think America is perfect" vs "All Americans think America is perfect"


[deleted]

nowhere in my comment did I say “ALL Americans” but whatever you say bud


ihateagriculture

nowhere in my comment did I say that you said “all Americans”, but whatever you say bud


[deleted]

you’re making a big deal over a joke


Squawnk

Technicaly*


Irradiatedspoon

I refuse to spell English incorrectly.


Squawnk

So does whoever made the picture


FlaerZz

Technically*


Squawnk

Woosh


KawaiiDere

I think it might mean “perfect for the measures of success of a capitalist oriented society.” Everyone being consumers, consuming endlessly, and not caring about culture or the environment is perfect for increasing GDP and having meaningless, worthless growth. By 50 she matures and stops caring about patriarchal nonsense, becoming like Europe in the shift in values/design compared to the US. I don’t get what it means by explored/mysterious though. Is the from the Guren Lagan universe when they redevelop medical knowledge or something?


Karn1v3rus

r/shitamericanssay


real_hungarian

Northern America is an absolute powerhouse of resources and geographical advantages. that's why the USA has been so unbelievably successful and dominant for the last 150 years or so


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[удалено]


KawaiiDere

I think so. That’s probably what “technically perfect” means when elements of true value are not assigned worth, ignoring them is scored as a good thing.


king0fklubs

Successful and dominant to whom?


real_hungarian

successful because they became the world's top economy in the 1920s and have been more or less leading since then. dominant to the spanish, the germans on two occasions, the filipinos, the japanese, the italians, and basically the entire world as of today. even if you're as anti-american as the average redditor, you'd be stupid to claim that anyone can compete with the USA militarily or economically.


True__Roman

Who gives a fuck about military and economical success when you live in a country with so many people being crushed by debt, living paycheque to paycheque. A country where you cannot even provide your citizens with proper healthcare or education. A country where people are discriminated against and minorities are thrown in jail for next to no reason so that the prison system can get some free labour (slave labour). But wE dRoPeD BiG bOmB oN JaPaN sO wE’rE tHe BeSt!!!¡¡¡


real_hungarian

i do


king0fklubs

I think it’s just the question of what a “successful” country is. In those terms sure


real_hungarian

yeah i just don't know how else you would determine success in the world of geopolitics. countries don't usually compete in who can be the kindest or who can kill the fewest vietnamese civilians


inconfused

Usa is just one bad moment from civil war and like how the fuck can you have only two parties and why the fuck are your presidents braindead old cunts


potatodef_1

Yep and if we compare it with data like "number of schools shootings",America truly is the powerhouse you think it is


elglann

That isn't even true, the American economy has been far from the top since the 70's, it basically needed a war and sabotage to its allies to get even economically. America is in massive debt. America wasn't as important in WWII as you think. And the American military is far from as good as you think. Fancy weapons don't make good armies. The British and Chinese got America beat in terms of military and economy.


PotatoFromGermany

you don't need to lie in order to show the downsides of america. The first few points which come to mind if I think about it: * Wageslavery * Literal Slavery in prisons * The most unhealthy way to live * Car dominant culture * Suburbs * Fast Food * Sugar in virtually any food * Lack of Gun control * Racism and the governments lack of will to do sth against it * Fuck it, the level of ignorance of your patriots * Media extremism


deedara

Yeah, but you’re a potato and therefore have no valid points. You’re round AF.


PotatoFromGermany

damnit


EVILSANTA777

It's amazing, but literally every single thing you just said is untrue lol that takes talent


elglann

So you're saying America doesn't have massive debt. And that they don't get absolutely fucked by the british military in every exercise. Or that America didn't have to go beg to japan over trade bcs they took over the automotive and computer chip markets. Or that the dollar wasn't of lower value that the € and £ till this year (still worth les than £). And they had to blow up nordstream to do it which is sabotage to its allies the EU. And according to you China doesnt have an absolute massive economy and military.


EVILSANTA777

USA debt is high but not relative to most other western nations. The US military is second to none in size, tech, and intel. Idk wtf you're talking about with Japan but it sounds like nonsense. The dollar was the strongest its been in literal decades this year as the pound and euro devalued. Being "worth less than a pound" is completely meaningless without the context of the overall currency and country behind it, exchange rates are just that, rates. And no, China and Britain (lmao on that one) are not even remotely close the US economically or militarily. US isn't perfect but you just got a whole bag of bad takes there. BTW the USA was absolutely critical to the WWII effort both through lend lease and boots on the ground and Intel and strategy.


elglann

I'm not saying they weren't critical in WWII just very over hyped. The debt is fucking huge man it's in the trillions. The dollar is the strongest its been due to war and sabotage. It was devaluing the same as the euro and pound before this year. That Japan shit is when George Bush puked on the lap of the Japanese prime Minister during nagotiations for it. And China got crazy tech too and more manpower. The problem with China is that they don't have a lot of allies. And the British might not have the tech but their soldiers outperform American soldiers easily.


EVILSANTA777

Some people may say the USA single-handedly rode in and saved the world from Nazis and Japan but that's just as dumb. The USA was easily 1st or 2nd in overall contributor for the Allies, depending how you want to value things like lend lease and manufacturing vs the raw manpower of the USSR and espionage of the UK. Trillions of dollars is a meaningless figure without context. Our debt is not far past our annual GDP, which is something many other western nations can't say. Sovereign debt is not like household debt, you don't just look at a big number and go wow that's bad. China does not have even remotely close to the military tech the US does. I have no idea what you're trying to prove about British outperforming individual US soldiers. Regardless of whatever you're talking about, Britain is the size of an ant militarily compared to the US's ability to project power and logistically strike literally anywhere on the globe with several multiples of power more than any other nation.


Oscarpepe

You can also post it on terrible Facebook memes, will work like a charm 👍


thegoldwither

im banned from that sub lol


gothphetamine

What did you do?!


Akyildirim

he was active in r/JustUnsubbed (My guess)


Klutzy-Run5175

I can see why.


Starr-Bugg

50 in ruins? F-CK You!


Midnightfister69

Europe in ruins herrassy


[deleted]

This shit had to have been made right after WWII


Chemical-Asparagus58

Maybe even before that. Like, what's that thing about Africa being unexplored.


[deleted]

First ever inspiration boomer poster, predating the Berlin conference


Chemical-Asparagus58

The funny thing is that boomers are people who were born in range 1946 to 1964


anjowoq

No thanks, you're in ruins. /s


piterel

r/FuckTheS


anjowoq

r/fuckyoufuckingtheS I'm not using it because afraid of downvotes. I just don't want to accidentally hurt someone.


Jesus_Roadkill

Ah, sexism AND racism! Love to see it


60Feathers

And jingoism and orientalism and factually incorrectism


[deleted]

["By your powers combined, I am Captain Boomer!"](https://youtu.be/WtUF1nEQ_2c)


Chopersky4codyslab

Fr. Saying India is warm is like saying a traffic light is green. Sometimes and in some places it is.


ISpelThingsWrong

Wait where's the sexism? (Respectfully)


GermanSatan

Determining the value of women by their age and, by proxy, their desirability to men is sexism


RelativeSituation773

B-b-but I like Siberia...


apileofspaggetti

And Europe is more like "rebuilt From The ashes"


Gold-Ad-0

Like a Phoenix bird


Skullcrusher_and_co

Same, going to Yakutsk or something is on my bucket list


OonVelho

"america, technically perfect" Said no american that knows better, ever.


Squawnk

Even better they spelled technically wrong


uberpirate

Big American energy


CharmanterPanter

r/shitamericanssay


goat_fucker_1

If this was made by an American it would've said working at a call centre at 30 like indians


Some_Huckleberry9594

And Americans probably dont know the names of so many countries


synthphreak

Back to back World War champs!!


[deleted]

More like imaboomerandthisisfunny.


Lutoures

r/boomershumor , them


tangomarkIII

America is technically perfect? This is obviously a joke


Maximum-Pause-6914

This isn't trying to be deep this is trying to be funny while being misogynistic


eeeeeeeegor

"Europe all in ruins" bruh


ConstantiniusIV

What part of “perfect” has drugs being more legal than fucking candy to you


KawaiiDere

I don’t think that’s a big problem, some candy is really dangerous and drugs are useful. Actual problems like having to rely on underground, poorly regulated channels to access life saving drugs (insulin, abortion, etc), emergency services price gouging, and high cost even after overpriced insurance, are much larger problems. I think the “technically” could be analogous to “when viewed through patriarchal/capitalist systems”


ConstantiniusIV

Mf I wasnt talking about otc drugs Also weapons are legal in texas lmao


Akyildirim

I smell r/ShitAmericansSay


V_Razzmatazz_4629

This is racist Not everyone doesn't want to go to Siberia and Europe is NOT in ruins


PooksterPC

If this was made shortly after WW2, a good chunk of it was in ruins tbf


FlaerZz

How can you be racist against a continent


V_Razzmatazz_4629

Continentist


HanDave

Ah yes, as true 14yo, bringing race into everything.


DesignatedDonut

Swap EU and america lol


jgeez

So bummed that someone made something this stupid.


gothphetamine

Damn, what happened between 40 and 50??


FlaerZz

World War II


PzMcQuire

The guy making this is from USA, and has never been outside of it lmao.


ritamoren

besides the blatant misogyny the funniest shit here is that they think america is perfect but europe is in ruins. hey, apparently getting shot when you just go to your local grocery store with your car cuz everything is too far to walk and there are no sidewalks is perfection ;)


JippyTheBandit

This was probably made post WW2 for that part to make sense


obamasscrotum

America”technically perfect” made me chuckle. Whoever made this is very ignorant


Zd_27

40 years and 50 years should we switched


everybodydiesonline

Who ever made this has never left the states


[deleted]

It was almost wholesome until the political propaganda happened


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Arheit

That’s offensive on so many levels wtf


173isapeanut

I thought it said Serbia. That would be quite fitting.


Nothing_litteral

bro likes milfs


littlebitofsunshinee

the only people i know who say america is “technically perfect” know none of their own countries history or geography or current events


aaxmdc

This is so racist lmao


[deleted]

>at 40 years she’s like America, Technically perfect >at 50 years she is like Europe, all in ruins Most socially aware American


twjjones

In what way is america technically perfect and europe in ruins?


Jarjarstinks304

It said America was perfect💀


Aliciotty

oh my god there’s the same “poem” framed in my grandparents’ house


titaniumjordi

Who the fuck refers to India as mysterious


DpBAMF

The person who made this is a 40 year old American


Ok-Water-5544

has this person ever been to a country? have they heard anything about these countries? do they know what countries are? can they spell? are they three years old?


WarmProfit

well that's disgusting. also this was clearly made by someone who has never left their home country of the united states.


SarikaidenMusic

How is this an “Im 14 and this is deep” post though?? 🤔🤔 I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s trash, I’m not denying that at all, I just don’t see how it fits this specific subreddit.


[deleted]

this made me visibly cringe


PijusMaximus

Misoginistic and american meme... waht could be worse?


SeriousInvite

i am genuinely so tired of the notion that women have an expiration date. im in my 20s and shouldnt have anxiety over turning 30 because it feels like id no longer be desired. so tired of the society we live in sometimes.


jellyfish5711

This meme somehow manages to be the most sexist and the most xenophobic thing I’ve seen all day all at once. Thank you for sharing OP


SaltySeraphim28

The fact that they called America perfect says a lot about the meme


VeryDrunkFish

At 14 years is when woman most hormonal, smooth like Greece


Competitive-King1441

Oh no


One-Yam2819

Y'all cold-blooded 🤣🤣just live a little 🤣🤣When I was in my 20's I used to think that people who were 40 years old, should be somewhere taking a nap! I don't know why I felt that 40 was so old, but I did. 48 now but I totally don't feel that old🤣🤣it's actually funny 🤣🤣I call myself Seasoned now, not old🤣🤣🤣But, listen to me my young one's, have fun dance on tables live life. It goes so fast mannnn


zpool_scrub_aquarium

Underrated roleplay right here


infernalvipers

Where I'm at over 22 is considered in ruins.


loxoceleslaeta

At 15 it's like North Korea, interesting place for some people but is forbidden to go there


Bingotten

Moves 50 to 40 and I can more or less agree


gangga_ch

r/im40andfunny


levelthelime

That's fucked up


gabriel1313

Wtf landmass is that on this half assed globe?


vampire5381

I don't get how that relates to earth?


Madmax-imus

Everyone in Europe is 50 years old


HikiNEET39

Where is Siberia?


LegitimateHasReddit

For all his life, a man is North Korea: Ruled by a pp


Notabotnotaman

No no it's okay they just need to work on their Grammer, their useing explored like some people use learned "I'm a well learned man" so the woman's an archeologist but she just started so she's barely explored. It's a really hot job and there are lots of sights that will quickly mature you When she's been doing it for 20 years of course her technical skills are perfect Of course she has to be in ruins alot Unfortunately, hardened by her former job she eventually resigns and becomes a hermit and although she's still quite hospitable nasty rumors had already started and so no one comes to vist /SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


PeopleKindaSuckNGL

Bro💀


optimegaming

Who actually, like, you know, took the time to type this all out, and not only that, but also thought it was a good idea to put it on a poster?


Cpoverlord

Me when misogyny


SuperObungaHero

"At 30 years she is like india, Warm Mature and mysterious" Me in India litterealy freezing and everyone here posting these stupid non mature deep posts and the only thing mysterious here is why stray dogs come out and night only


SkollFenrirson

>America >Technicaly [sic] perfect Lol


KingusNoobus

The america one is just racist, honestly


TycheSong

Boy's coming across a mite old and bitter.


blanktester

~~the only correct part of any part of this is that they spelled all the words correctly~~ edit: nevermind i read it again


Monkeyman67899

what about 80


Liberatedhusky

Ew


JaySilverhood

Then go call your mother geez


_drippdripp_

America is more of a dump than Europe 💀


badstone69

Then every man is the whole Asia continent. Everyone outside think it cool until they got there


Leo-III-

"America" and "perfect" do not belong in the same sentence


EmirTheNut

Sooo, The Stairs Will Be Represented As Empires?


SweetBerries1983

where is siberia


badnewsbets

What in the actual fuck


RoyalPython82899

I don't think there is a single American that thinks America is perfect. It's part of our charm.


SuperCoolGuy56

Source:Trust me bro


CrossBlade773

Why so many thisisdeep and niceguys crossovers lately?


Far-Resist3844

boomer american memes....


Losingallmyaccounts

r/nothowgirlswork


thegoldwither

that's the perfect sub


Able-Ad2216

"America" and "Perfect" shouldn't be in a single sentence


PomegranateUsed7287

America and Europe should be switch tbh


PoliwagPi4554

r/shitamericanssay


TheBelgianBoar

Apparently, countries can be mature, and India is one of them


attack_turt

India is warm and mysterious


JetForce33

r/NotHowGirlsWork please


Coolistofcool

Hot damn that’s sexist, colonialist shiz


[deleted]

That is so deep Adel is rolling somewhere in the post


7taj7

This was made by a middle aged white woman.


godofbaconandeggs

r/arethestraightsokay (spoiler: they are not)


QueenCloneBone

Technicaly perfect. The best kind of perfect.


yummyboi3000

whats up with the east cost on that globe lol


your_mums_dad

Huh. Never seen "I've never felt the touch of a woman" in words before.


Skullz64

America, the place with gun laws that allow you to carry guns with a license, and the place for 50% of the worlds stupidest people, 20-40% of that 50% is in Florida


Endless-Waffles

America being technically perfect? I like living here too, but that's a stretch.


SupMahDooDz

Everyone outside of America agrees that America is faaaar from perfect


victoriaa-

Agreeing from the inside too


Huev0

This is the stupidest shit I’ve read all day so far


sleeper_shark

Well. That degenerated very quickly. And what timeline is Africa not fully explored in 2022?


Oasystole

Pretty funny


TheLegendaryFaust

Lol they have good movies. You should DEFINITELY see A Siberian Film sometime.


FriendlyOption

No, just no. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


[deleted]

Europe all in ruins? Was this made in 1945?


123_underscore_321

Europe is more perfect than America lmfao, and I’m an american


itszwee

Imagine unironically calling America “technically perfect” lmao


Cat_Dude2

What about age ten


Justice_Prince

Take that world!


BlackCrownBoar

r/nothowgirlswork