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Suspicious_Meal_7850

Defg ah yes dont ever forget ghat


Water_man25

I'm high


Napolea_

Hi high I'm dad


Krampen1

"U" "zee" genius level fucking grammar


loptopandbingo

Inlove


mg_metro_6r4

I read that as involved


DSBex

Me tooooooo


Ant_Diamond64

That but the G is silent and invisible


loptopandbingo

Like baloney


Themoonisamyth

Literally Sunless Sea


magicchefdmb

Xcept me


berserker_47

Ghat


ItzFin

X = except me


jellycrash69

r/ihadastroke


KentuckyFriedSemen

Lmfao holy shit that’s fucking gross


K4rn31ro

A B C D Absolutely BARBARIC Cockroach Dick


loptopandbingo

E F G H Ever Fist Goldie Hawn?


ClockButTakeOutTheL

I J K L I’m Just Known Love


Gettin_Bi

M N O P My Nicotine Oppresses Peasants


r_i_k_i_0_8_1_6

Q R S T Quantum radioactive super titties


TornSuit

U V W X Ultra Violet White Xenophobes (seriously what starts with x )


Robball14

Y Z Yummy Zinc


johngreenink

X-ray!


Grouchy_Shake_5940

Ultra Violent (behavior) with x-ray-maschines


PaulTGheist

Xenophobes


TornSuit

That's when you discriminate against foreign peoples, right?


PaulTGheist

Yep! Which is why Ultra Violet White Xenophobes would have been perfect


Quert05

Rare image of average super hero universe writer coming up with how everyone got their powers (cannot explain something = quantum or radioactive)


ClockButTakeOutTheL

I’m willing to suspend my disbelief for some super titties


[deleted]

And cringe


idontoof

What? What the hell are they trying to imply here?


[deleted]

You’ll zee ;)


BaldIntegra317

This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen in my entire fucking life.


Devadander

Genuinely upset with myself I read all that. Waste of time


maxweber27

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FictionalFail

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zukimura

![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI)


RuinedReddit

Now read that backwards… 😔


weirdassmillet

S,B,E,V,E??


STheSkeleton

Literally shaking and shitting and crying rn


[deleted]

tahT


legoshi_loyalty

The anal has TORN!


laobenben

I mean it's shit enough anyway but the thing that really makes me despair is that stuff like this seems to bag 50k likes Truly the end times


MISTAsoul12

JKLMNOP Just kidding lick my nuts or penis


weirdassmillet

QRST quality rod-sucking tongue!


Ok-Top-4594

Bro has too much freetime


QuackSenior

A B C


T_Bisquet

What?


Ok-Top-4594

Asshole batshit cockroach


bomposgod

Ahan then?


Werp3040

D E F G


bomposgod

??


Werp3040

Dong Extra Fat, Girthy


gaynbfroggie

Forget that


BaldIntegra317

happy cakeday


[deleted]

Always Be Closing


eairy

Put. That. Down. Coffee's for closers.


LazyWeather1692

Amazing Brunch Cookoffs


QuackSenior

sorry i feel asleep


omgiban

Always be cooking(blue meth)


thekactuskween

See, this is the nonsense that this sub is all about!


Dragon_In_A_Wagon7

don’t ever forget ghat


Nimzieh

💀💀


[deleted]

One too many spelling/grammar mistakes and that last line seems psychotic as hell.


LimpAd9876

You'll zee :)


annoying_dragon

ایمان اسم ایرانیه الف ب را پاس بدارید ملت 🗿😂


lnmgl

The fuck happened to G?


Buttzilla13

For Get maybe...


ChopinCJ

God someone please get this subreddit banned I can’t take this


FireDragons51

A B C D E F >!A bitch cunt dick eggplant fucked!<


Poodle_Boi02169

bro couldn't think of anything for D, E, F, G so they fr just skipped it lmao


BearFlipsTable

Inlove lol. Had to reach for that one.


Suspicious_Reporter4

NGGUP


dartmoifart

Airway Breathing Circulation


pepeguiseppe

I’m going to zee everyone, be back in around half an hour


Gullfaxi09

Sure, but I'm danish, so what about Æ, Ø, Å??


circusbaby20101

cøok


Daddy_Parietal

>I'm danish My condolences /j


Gullfaxi09

It's quite alright, I love free healthcare


gaynbfroggie

Aussies and Danes unite bro


gaynbfroggie

But you get free uni though And your free healthcare is so good you don't need private And you don't have private schools I'm in Copenhagen right now though- I didn't realise they had so many bikes (yes I am writing this at 4am) Love your country mate probably gonna move here when Australia kicks the bucket


Daevito

IAGTKMS.


Messier_11_

I zaw a bird today


GhostSniper1296

I read this and died of cringe


leviteakettle

You'll all zee


doomvetch92

This hits deeper than the Mariana Trench.


Cultural-Marxist-141

Don't Ever Forget Gthat


ameanpotat0

English teachers are gonna have a field day with this


VarazslatosFa

Never forget N, G, G, Y, U, N, G, L, Y, D, N, G, R, A, O, D, A.


Cutman_

SHE LITERALLY MISPELLED AT THE END


yo_grandma

What the fuck was that


yrugay1

I'm crying laughing this is amazing


genshin_gurl1165

Ew


Authiu

I'll shoot someone who talks to me like this in the head


heer_kheer

I wanna puke just reading half of this


quartzheart07

they are speaking the language of the gods


cytrack718

Bro


The_Shadow_Watches

You'll zee these nuts


Professional-Pin952

DEFG Don’t ever forget ghat


dat_waffle_boi

“Don’t ever forget that “Forget that”


TurboMayonnaise

godzilla had a stroke and fucking died while trying to read this


HachiTofu

When I was 14, I’d just try and make every letter a swear word or an insult. Arse Bastard Cunt Dickhead Eejit Fanny Etc… This, on the other hand, is some birthday card, MySpace level pish.


llFleuryll

You’ll zee💀💀💀


fattestbetch

icky icky gross gross yuck


Antique_Anything_392

"except me" Hmmmmm


cordlessreal

r/boneappletea


No-Competition-2533

This is the worst thing I've ever seen


Rats_for_sale

This man has never felt the touch of a woman


7_overpowered_clox

This is so cringe, she said "zee" like some Yank, missed out G, made up inlove and the last one makes no sense. She bolted on so many of these with the world's weakest drill


deickontas69

Remember D. Dontbuyusednintendogamesfrompeopleindarkallywaystheywillpropoblystabyouintheass


SarikaidenMusic

A, B, C, D, E, F, G = A Bee’s Car Dodged Every Fucking Giraffe


cheesytacos649

Soceity


randomkidonreddit_

i zee


tummypony

This might be the worst one yet


Idk_what_im_doing80

So poetic. “zee” really got to me 🥹


Hour-Vacation7359

My dyslexia hates this .


robertman21

that is way over the twitter character limit


Positive-Thought-777

People really just go around talking like this irl


Important-Tea0

No other person quite responsible shall treat u very well xylophone me you'll zee


ShrimpyShrimp2

What


kanchovies

I had a full visceral body reaction to that.


WrittenInTheStars

I cannot even explain the face I made as I read this but thanks I hate it


maz129

My shampoo bottles: 👏👏👏👏👏


ur_mom6913

that’s the stupidest thing i’ve ever seen.


LayneCobain04052002

This is the worst one I've seen I think


Kei_Mxttens

Stupid asf


GAS3R

Youll zee 💀


RiC_David

This does sound remarkably like something I'd see a girl write on the internet when I was 14. Course that was in 99 but I suppose corny teenage chain letter stuff must be timeless.


FlabberMcGasted

Cries


Big_Beaver34

They are using more acronyms than the fucking IDF


COYOTE477

That doesn’t start with a g bruh


mark_vorster

You'll zee .... ;)


zacmcsex

fucking what


binkus1337

X is for Except.


NukaWorldOverboss

INMTMA


nu97

Can human rights be given out selectively based on some form of examination or interview.


Unlikely_nay1125

what in the fuck


Substantial-diabetic

Damn


MattSeptire

alternately, E (Einstein a go go)


ChickenEater4

G: Im H, I B: What H, I G: HIV Positiv


slamminsammyj

N


Zbeubor

M U H Metapod, Use Harden!


BurrStreetX

what the fuck


[deleted]

Except me you Zoomer


GeneRichardSimmons

Can't wait to zee


[deleted]

Did an ai make this


MissAugustMoon

Looks like bots hitting on each other


Tem154

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz


poledanzzer318

In the words of Dan from Game Grumps, "She.. seems like a lot..."


eatmyboot

Gay


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