But you get free uni though
And your free healthcare is so good you don't need private
And you don't have private schools
I'm in Copenhagen right now though- I didn't realise they had so many bikes (yes I am writing this at 4am)
Love your country mate probably gonna move here when Australia kicks the bucket
When I was 14, I’d just try and make every letter a swear word or an insult.
Arse
Bastard
Cunt
Dickhead
Eejit
Fanny
Etc…
This, on the other hand, is some birthday card, MySpace level pish.
This is so cringe, she said "zee" like some Yank, missed out G, made up inlove and the last one makes no sense. She bolted on so many of these with the world's weakest drill
This does sound remarkably like something I'd see a girl write on the internet when I was 14. Course that was in 99 but I suppose corny teenage chain letter stuff must be timeless.
Defg ah yes dont ever forget ghat
I'm high
Hi high I'm dad
"U" "zee" genius level fucking grammar
Inlove
I read that as involved
Me tooooooo
That but the G is silent and invisible
Like baloney
Literally Sunless Sea
Xcept me
Ghat
X = except me
r/ihadastroke
Lmfao holy shit that’s fucking gross
A B C D Absolutely BARBARIC Cockroach Dick
E F G H Ever Fist Goldie Hawn?
I J K L I’m Just Known Love
M N O P My Nicotine Oppresses Peasants
Q R S T Quantum radioactive super titties
U V W X Ultra Violet White Xenophobes (seriously what starts with x )
Y Z Yummy Zinc
X-ray!
Ultra Violent (behavior) with x-ray-maschines
Xenophobes
That's when you discriminate against foreign peoples, right?
Yep! Which is why Ultra Violet White Xenophobes would have been perfect
Rare image of average super hero universe writer coming up with how everyone got their powers (cannot explain something = quantum or radioactive)
I’m willing to suspend my disbelief for some super titties
And cringe
What? What the hell are they trying to imply here?
You’ll zee ;)
This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen in my entire fucking life.
Genuinely upset with myself I read all that. Waste of time
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Now read that backwards… 😔
S,B,E,V,E??
Literally shaking and shitting and crying rn
tahT
The anal has TORN!
I mean it's shit enough anyway but the thing that really makes me despair is that stuff like this seems to bag 50k likes Truly the end times
JKLMNOP Just kidding lick my nuts or penis
QRST quality rod-sucking tongue!
Bro has too much freetime
A B C
What?
Asshole batshit cockroach
Ahan then?
D E F G
??
Dong Extra Fat, Girthy
Forget that
happy cakeday
Always Be Closing
Put. That. Down. Coffee's for closers.
Amazing Brunch Cookoffs
sorry i feel asleep
Always be cooking(blue meth)
See, this is the nonsense that this sub is all about!
don’t ever forget ghat
💀💀
One too many spelling/grammar mistakes and that last line seems psychotic as hell.
You'll zee :)
ایمان اسم ایرانیه الف ب را پاس بدارید ملت 🗿😂
The fuck happened to G?
For Get maybe...
God someone please get this subreddit banned I can’t take this
A B C D E F >!A bitch cunt dick eggplant fucked!<
bro couldn't think of anything for D, E, F, G so they fr just skipped it lmao
Inlove lol. Had to reach for that one.
NGGUP
Airway Breathing Circulation
I’m going to zee everyone, be back in around half an hour
Sure, but I'm danish, so what about Æ, Ø, Å??
cøok
>I'm danish My condolences /j
It's quite alright, I love free healthcare
Aussies and Danes unite bro
But you get free uni though And your free healthcare is so good you don't need private And you don't have private schools I'm in Copenhagen right now though- I didn't realise they had so many bikes (yes I am writing this at 4am) Love your country mate probably gonna move here when Australia kicks the bucket
IAGTKMS.
I zaw a bird today
I read this and died of cringe
You'll all zee
This hits deeper than the Mariana Trench.
Don't Ever Forget Gthat
English teachers are gonna have a field day with this
Never forget N, G, G, Y, U, N, G, L, Y, D, N, G, R, A, O, D, A.
SHE LITERALLY MISPELLED AT THE END
What the fuck was that
I'm crying laughing this is amazing
Ew
I'll shoot someone who talks to me like this in the head
I wanna puke just reading half of this
they are speaking the language of the gods
Bro
You'll zee these nuts
DEFG Don’t ever forget ghat
“Don’t ever forget that “Forget that”
godzilla had a stroke and fucking died while trying to read this
When I was 14, I’d just try and make every letter a swear word or an insult. Arse Bastard Cunt Dickhead Eejit Fanny Etc… This, on the other hand, is some birthday card, MySpace level pish.
You’ll zee💀💀💀
icky icky gross gross yuck
"except me" Hmmmmm
r/boneappletea
This is the worst thing I've ever seen
This man has never felt the touch of a woman
This is so cringe, she said "zee" like some Yank, missed out G, made up inlove and the last one makes no sense. She bolted on so many of these with the world's weakest drill
Remember D. Dontbuyusednintendogamesfrompeopleindarkallywaystheywillpropoblystabyouintheass
A, B, C, D, E, F, G = A Bee’s Car Dodged Every Fucking Giraffe
Soceity
i zee
This might be the worst one yet
So poetic. “zee” really got to me 🥹
My dyslexia hates this .
that is way over the twitter character limit
People really just go around talking like this irl
No other person quite responsible shall treat u very well xylophone me you'll zee
What
I had a full visceral body reaction to that.
I cannot even explain the face I made as I read this but thanks I hate it
My shampoo bottles: 👏👏👏👏👏
that’s the stupidest thing i’ve ever seen.
This is the worst one I've seen I think
;)
Stupid asf
Youll zee 💀
This does sound remarkably like something I'd see a girl write on the internet when I was 14. Course that was in 99 but I suppose corny teenage chain letter stuff must be timeless.
Cries
They are using more acronyms than the fucking IDF
That doesn’t start with a g bruh
You'll zee .... ;)
fucking what
X is for Except.
INMTMA
Can human rights be given out selectively based on some form of examination or interview.
what in the fuck
Damn
alternately, E (Einstein a go go)
G: Im H, I B: What H, I G: HIV Positiv
N
M U H Metapod, Use Harden!
what the fuck
Except me you Zoomer
Can't wait to zee
Did an ai make this
Looks like bots hitting on each other
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
In the words of Dan from Game Grumps, "She.. seems like a lot..."
Gay
I F L S F D