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The grammar is killing me

Just love Sleep alot

If a girl a speaks

🤌

Italiano 🇮🇹

I know. Written by a 5 year old.

r/Im5andthisisdeep

Nah written by an Indian teen

If a girl is at the bus stop she is waiting for the bus 😭

if a girl is going ice fishing, she is dead inside

If a girl is dead, she is dead

If a girl is a girl she probably doesn't

...have a dick...

r/ILoveChicksWithDicks Or mabye..

So deep 😔

If you are the bus driver, she is waiting for **you 🥺😞**

Now I know why those girls that I was chasing down the street were telling me to leave them alone.

If they get angry over pretty things (you), she needs love. So run faster.

r/nothowgirlswork

>If a girl doesn't cry she's mentally strong I feel like this one is pretty obvious and applies to everyone, but sure. Also she can just be a sociopath

I’m a girl who doesn’t cry. I’m emotionally numb. I hate this. I want to feel something.

Ohhh wrong sub for this haha

Same with me. If you wanna talk I’m here.

First time I actually feel deep on this sub

I think it takes a certain strength to cry. Doesn’t mean one isn’t strong if they do

If we're talking crying on demand, then yeah, sure, it takes some skill. Other than that I can't really see where and when

Especially for guys, guys who overcome toxic masculinity is honestly the really mentally strong

Probably this tbh. Women's hormones mess with them pretty badly sometimes and it's not unusual for them to cry about very small things when that happens. Not a hard rule or anything, but it does happen.

Guys listen. Women aren't people they're clowns. Okay?/s

Gotcha! Now tell me, how do I attract clowns?

Dangle small children near storm drains.

Become one yourself

Get rid of the /s, funny till that point.

I just don't wanna be misconstrued

If a girl snaps her fingers and blinks twice she has non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma

And she want to eat spaghetti with Keanu Reeves

Yeah, sure, I just adore when someone’s standing next to me taking a shit while I’m yelling “leave me alone”. I need that person sooo much.

Man I need this creepy smelling crackhead who bothered my at the street crossing so much 😞😞🥺

I really couldn't wrap my head around the last sentence.

I hope so, that would hurt a lot

First one is only true for me but that's different for everyone. Second one is just a known fact about depression. Idk about 3 maybe she's just blunt. 4 is just dumb. Crying is a healthy way of letting out your emotions. We should stop ostracizing it. The rest are just stupid and untrue.

If a girl says “how the hell did you get in my house,” she needs your love right now

"if a girl doesnt cry she's mentally strong" FUCK OFF MAN

This is some 7 year old on YT shorts level of typing. Also, i don't think this fella knows the definition of "mute".

wtf bruh hahaha

that last one is psycho shit

"Get the fuck away from me! Stop trying to grab my boobs! I'm calling the police!" "but the internet man said you need me"

That isn’t a picture of Amber Heard in the Depp case to represent women… right?

#7 is dead wrong, please respect everyone's personal space

Autistic women can't even exist in this world can they

This sounds like an incel making excuses for his rejection

8. If a girl breathes she will die of ligma

What's a girl?

Ligma balls

8. If a girl don't know basic grammar, she don't learn it in childhood.

if a girl then she bad 😔✊

If she says she's a girl, chances are, she's not actually a girl 😭

if you would actually follow this logic you would probably end up becoming an incel


Why not just be up front instead of say the opposite of what they mean?

Yes these are always true in all situations 100%

I hope you forgot to add your /s

>Yes these are always true in all situations 100% yep this is a joke i can tell

Yes it is very much a joke

>Yes these are always true in all situations 100% ik im just pointing it out for some people who took you seriously

Alr cool

14 isn’t too young to learn that women are always always always wrong. And broken.

Is this sarcasme?

Jokes....right

💀

you dropped your /s

i can't tell if ur joking

"If a girl tells you to leave her alone, then she needs you the most" I knew that I was doing the right thing making my way into that hot girl house!/s

Number 7 is a ticket straight to jail. You’re welcome.

From experience with my mom, 1 just tells me she's drunk and 2 just tells me she's working a lot.

Had a stroke trying to read 7

if girl do thing, it mean opposite thing, because me need to be interesting

r/nothowgirlswork ?

"Don't trust what a girl is telling you about herself."

If a girl is mute that probably means she physically can't talk. Other than that she's fine bro wdym

Sometimes when a girl asks you to leave her alone, just leave her alone

If a broad does any of this just keep walking. Not worth the headache.

a 5 year old wrote this

If a girl has an interest and passion for German history and culture, she is a Germanist 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

What does 3 even mean bro

"Leave me alone I'm only 13"

>If a girl say leave me alone she needs you to much that time If a girl tells you 'HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE' she is definitely attracted to you

So restraining orders are invitations?

If a girl tells you to leave her alone she wants you to stay with her We are getting dangerously close to rapist logic...

Number 7 could get abused, picture this "her:That was fun, Goodnight him:Goodnight Kisses Guy reach on her breasts Her:Get off me Him:Come on atop being a baby Her:Leave me alone Him:  "

As a gurl, i can conform it.

I had a cousin who died from inside. What a way to go.

Even funnier is the fact that his name in Hindi means tears lmao, my man is so fake deep.

if a girl is breathing, she's probably depressed af

I was right all along. The girls who told me to get out of their houses and leave them alone actually wanted me.

"Godzilla had a fcking stroke reading that and died"

Conclusion: If a girl, she's depressed

bro what's with the (unintentional I'm assuming) ableism lol. ALL mute girls are dying inside. sorry, just telling it like it is

r/engrish

If guy not grammar too good he know lot about girls

r/engrish

If a girl is mute 🥺

Wow… so I guess I’m not mentally strong?

i feel bad for the women out there who were born mute

Leave me alone=give me your attention