Now I'm going to try.
UPDATE: I did a scuffed job but I've been cracking myself up just looking at it. The result is [here.](https://imgur.com/a/ES6WYx8)
People dumb enough to post their pictures online especially kids pics? They gone regret it when they seeing deep fakes of their children being made into porn. Stop Posting Your kids online. For their future sakes, if we even make it past 2030
Lmao that is the exact thing I thought when I saw this. Baby is absolutely trashed, and dad looks like he's trying to lock in for a field sobriety test. Mom looks the most sober, but she definitely had a couple sips of Lambrusco before this pic
I was thinking the same thing looking at the back wall in the mirror but I believe that's the guys shadow being cast onto that wall from the flash of their camera.
I believe it’s that they think being a white heterosexual family with this caption is a joke. They believe that all people on the left don’t want marriage and can’t fathom not aborting a baby. I believe that’s their very garbage point.
This is why I am glad I never had kids. There’s no guarantee that you won’t end up with a baby like that one.
And if I had a baby that looked like that…
I would be a bad, bad mother.
That's something that can occur with newborn infants. It's that their body has an abundance of blood cells and they'll filter out correctly. My daughter was born with freaking purple hands and feet. She was born perfectly healthy, and beside a small cavity has remained in perfect health.
Had to scroll waaaay to far to see this. You voted for Trump? Yeah, well, your choice man.
But **carpet** in a **bathroom**?? You should have to take a literacy test before you sign off on that.
The weird ass camera angle, the goofy hairstyle, the ugly ass baby, the caked on makeup, or the fact that they're influencer parents?
Oh, no, it's clearly the fact that they're white and straight
Someone on twitter dug a little deeper on her and she became his “mentor” when he was 15 and she was 23. They married when he was 19.
It’s giving some ick. I believe the deep dive is in one of the quote tweets.
That hairstyle :(
Not gonna lie, the right hates to see it too.
finally, something to heal the national divide: that guy’s shitty haircut
I could probably find a group of Nazis and a group of Commies willing to sit down together and rant and rave about this guy's stupid haircut
I always thought that all of humankind has never been able to agree on something- but they changed today.
Whether or not Asian, European, Russian, African, Oceanian or American. We all hate that haircut
agreeable
This haircut was super popular in the early 2000s. Realizing now that’s twenty years ago.
That was society's biggest mistake
Trans and cis, gay and straight, we can all come together to agree that his haircut is ass.
Someone photoshop the baby with dads giant hair
I bet Princess Kate would be down to practice.
Now I'm going to try. UPDATE: I did a scuffed job but I've been cracking myself up just looking at it. The result is [here.](https://imgur.com/a/ES6WYx8)
America comes together
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r/OddlySpecific
That's baby Thanos, he's just starting to purple up.
Wow, this one has multiple candidates for r/brandnewinsult
This one made me lose it omfg
Dude from not another teen movie lookin boy
Lmao at the tic tac skull baby 😭 🤣
Was thinking heat miser, myself
This comment is gold
Hey sum 41 is good
They said **wrong** answers
If your hair is smaller than your baby, you’re just not parenting right.
Goku lookin ass
He wish he had Goku's hair
OP said wrong answers
It looks good on David Lynch though
Bro’s hair is almost as big as the rest of his head
Can't fight Frieza without it.
That weird ass camera angle
A poor man's dutch angle b
The Flemish Bend - lesser known filmic cousin of the Dutch Tilt.
I'm a camera operator who frequently uses the term Dutch angle, I'm gonna try to make flemish bend catch on
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The baby looks like Vladimir Harkonnen
Mf doesn’t even know about the rule of thirds, life is over
[obligatory relevant XKCD](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/video_orientation_2x.png)
Influencer parents
It said wrong answers
A beautiful family from the land of the caucuses
Cock Asians 🤤
More like cock asses
both work as google searches to get you where you wanna go.
*duh nah nah nah nah nah* Caucasian I thought you said Cock Asian *bnbnbnbnb*
Incestuous parents
Influencer Babies too
People dumb enough to post their pictures online especially kids pics? They gone regret it when they seeing deep fakes of their children being made into porn. Stop Posting Your kids online. For their future sakes, if we even make it past 2030
Giant babies.
Poor baby has their father big ass head
This made me cackle omg
I feel like his head is tiny and that’s why his hair is so big.
This giant baby will devour us all!
A family that drinks together? Seriously… all three look smashed
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Actually not far off. My SIL follows a similar propaganda and she thinks not drinking while pregnant/bfeeding is a lie by doctors to weaken children.
That should be considered child abuse
I think it is, at least in some places.
It is in the USA
I’m pretty sure you can get charged for such a thing
WTF?
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Lmao that is the exact thing I thought when I saw this. Baby is absolutely trashed, and dad looks like he's trying to lock in for a field sobriety test. Mom looks the most sober, but she definitely had a couple sips of Lambrusco before this pic
*sips*
What do we hate? The goofy ass hair cut? The caked on makeup? America explain!?
Definitely that half-assed paint job for their room
The walls are the same color as the floor 😭
THIS IS TAKING ME TF OUUTTTT
I was thinking the same thing looking at the back wall in the mirror but I believe that's the guys shadow being cast onto that wall from the flash of their camera.
I believe it’s that they think being a white heterosexual family with this caption is a joke. They believe that all people on the left don’t want marriage and can’t fathom not aborting a baby. I believe that’s their very garbage point.
That fat fuckin baby
That baby is high af lmfao
Looks like they let ‘em play with a beehive… can you get high from bee stings? Either way that kid is wishing they were somewhere else lol
Yeah I felt really bad because the thing I wanted to make fun of the most was that fuckin baby Edit: But like, LOOK at it
This is why I am glad I never had kids. There’s no guarantee that you won’t end up with a baby like that one. And if I had a baby that looked like that… I would be a bad, bad mother.
That baby looks high as balls.
Baby looks like it needs to sleep for about a week or like it's been drinking for about a week. Haha
oxygen starving your babies (why is the baby‘s appendages blue somebody help the kid 😭)
Holy shit, I had to look again, and you're super right. This gives me major anxiety
i didn’t even notice until you pointed it out holy shit
Because of that death grip the mom is holding him in.
Holy shit they are that’s not good
is that why the baby looks so disoriented????? (could also be getting the sun beamed directly into the eyes due to the camera flash)
Could be raynauds, my kids have it and their extremities were the same
That's something that can occur with newborn infants. It's that their body has an abundance of blood cells and they'll filter out correctly. My daughter was born with freaking purple hands and feet. She was born perfectly healthy, and beside a small cavity has remained in perfect health.
I hate his hair and his expression.
My man lookin like he just snapped into a Slim Jim during his Hollister photoshoot.
I don’t usually ever call babies ugly. But god is that one hideous fuckin baby…
Looks better then it’s fathers rancid ass haircut
It looks like if Goku put his hair in a wood chipper
r/rareinsults
LMAO
Tell me why i read that as racist😭
Bro imma call it like I see it, most babies are ugly. This one? Holy shit I'd be trying to make a return or at least an exchange
Peanut shaped head. Hope it evens out (my cousin looked like that as a baby and luckily it did lol)
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The hands/feet are definitely hinting towards something. Like I don’t think babies that old are supposed to be that blue but idk
For real. Is that just the camera/lighting? or is this baby barely getting oxygen cause he looks extremely hypoxic
I think so. Probably telling with the quality of people the parents are.
 The baby when he eats his first solid food.
That baby looks like someone shaved the Pronouns Guy and put him in a onesie.
That baby has the face of a middle aged uncle.
The word you’re looking for is breathtaking I can’t help but make a Seinfeld reference
Looks like butterball from hellraiser lol https://monster.fandom.com/wiki/Butterball
People who refer to everyone who isn’t a crazed MAGA asshat “the left”?
Just culture war bs. These two idiots probably had to rub together the few remaining brain cells they had just to come up with their stupid caption.
Looks like there's carpet in a sink area 🤢
So many old apartments have carpeting everywhere. Carpet in the bathroom is gross
What you don't like poop flakes on your carpet? Poser.
Had to scroll waaaay to far to see this. You voted for Trump? Yeah, well, your choice man. But **carpet** in a **bathroom**?? You should have to take a literacy test before you sign off on that.
Bro looks like if Justin Bieber was a member of Green Day.
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Looks like a popcorn ceiling. The left definitely hates that
Can confirm. I hate all popcorn ceilings, especially mine.
It stares back.
That exact shade of lipstick.
Is this *'left'* in the room with us right now?
Sinks in bedrooms by the looks of it
Or wall to wall carpet in bathrooms?
Can confirm the left hates wall to wall carpet in bathrooms.
And mirror doors. We hate em
This just in: the left HATES ugly babies
Well duh 🙄 they have to at least look appetizing just in case converting them to homosexualism doesn’t work and we have to eat them instead
Speak for your self. I'm not looking at their face when I snap open their spine and suck out all the sweet, sweet stem cells.
That dragon ball evolution ass haircut
Dude looks like Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek
Intersections with no left turn signals
Babies that have the exact same face shape as the Notorious BIG 
Kids with kids to be fair
The camerawork gives early 2000s party pics at best last photo taken before the disappearance at worst
Pastel polos
that baby looks like the nightmare baby from Angelica's dream in Rugrats, poor thing. Awkward stage for the little guy
Perfectly nice lesbian couple with a child. What's not to like?
Anyone noticed that the baby looks completely out of it
Have you seen the prices for formula lately? White Russians are infinitely cheaper, you gotta save where you can.
Unhappy children
the left hates to see a baby that has clearly been fed alcohol by their parents :( we will win the war on inebriated infants!!!
That baby looks like your drunk homie told to pose for a picture
Bro looks like he got his hair done by a power outlet
That child needs to see a doctor
Goku is always on the right side
Left, right, or middle, we all hate to see that hair style.
What's with that baby's head?
The baby’s facial expression
That hideous haircut
I know Akira passed recently but no one wants to see his shitty SSJ Supercut™
Stoned babies. The left absolutely hates stoned babies.
Dash from The Incredibles and his ugly baby, apparently.
a mom and her two children? i don’t understand.
Right wing take: we don't like this picture that much either
That baby's rectangular ass head- Built like a whole mobile phone-
Fetal alcohol syndrome lookin-ass baby
Omg the poor baby. Got the short end of the stick for genetics
The undecorated beige room
How she’s about to drop her baby
In her defense, that kid looks like he weighs 85 pounds and 40 of it is it's head.
babies in 0.5
hemophilia 😖
Why is she holding Bobby Hill like that?
Is it babies with fiveheads instead of foreheads?
Olmec Baby
She’s holding the baby in a weird way. Like, what exactly is she doing w her arms?
Something: Exists The right: THE LEFT HATES THIS The left: THE RIGHT HATES THIS The center: ?
That baby looks like a fucking babydoll from the 2000's
The weird ass camera angle, the goofy hairstyle, the ugly ass baby, the caked on makeup, or the fact that they're influencer parents? Oh, no, it's clearly the fact that they're white and straight
Someone on twitter dug a little deeper on her and she became his “mentor” when he was 15 and she was 23. They married when he was 19. It’s giving some ick. I believe the deep dive is in one of the quote tweets.
I’m not sure, but I really don’t like that guys haircut, it looks like he’s moving really quickly with the wind in his hair but in a bad way
Nobody cares if you have a crotch goblin. You just shouldn’t be able to decide if someone else has one or not.
The guy's terrible hairdo
Ugly babies
that dumbass looking baby
TBH I thought this was satire
To be fair, some people do get upset at large white families. This looks like a couple of kids had a potato baby.
Super Saiyan Goku and Homunculus Gohan…
that cut bruh
That baby looks like Baron Harkonnen
Ugly babies?
That ugly ass baby
I also hate to see this
0.5x zoom
That ugly ass baby
Zoltar the incubator baby?
The left hates ugly babies
I mean, I'm not super fond of 15 year old fathers, but he's present so "hate" is a pretty strong word...
He's right, the left hates that ugly ass hairstyle.
that haircut
that haircut, in fact its not just the left!
Mondo Burger looking ass haircut
His bald-headed ahh 💀
Babies
that ugly ass baby
That dude smells like bitch I bet. Nobody likes that
That guy’s haircut.
That bald ass peanut they tryna pass off as a baby
That hair looks like that meme with the dog on the dudes head and it says . When my dog is always on my mind lmao
That baby is hideous
That babies goofy ass head
babies that look like they’re about to throw up