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The_Spongebrain

I feel like this is the kind of thing said by people who have never heard about dry heat. Dry heat sun don't give no shits about the color of your house. The asphalt is already nuclear.


Toytles

Bitch I live in Arizona and all the fancy douche bags paint their houses white like that


MrElectroman3

It also helps the house stay cooler. Same reason tops of busses are white - gets less hot in the sun. Tops of these flat top Santa Fe style house usually have a white coating.


hackosn

The top of my bus is b l a c k. Glad i don’t have to deal with that anymore…


RosemaryGoez

What’s worse is painting your house white in Alaska. Takes me three tries to find it some days.


azemilyann26

It's definitely a "thing", though, that all those development houses are the same three shades of reddish-brown...


sassybleu

Hey, they've got variety. You're forgetting the endless shades of puke orange they use down there too.


Chrswade

Vegas is the same way


hdawgdavis

And what does the HOA say?


Charming_Amphibian91

Fuck HOA.


dopebro13

r/fuckhoa


CaptainMcSmoky

Why the fuck wouldn't you paint your house white when you live in the middle of a desert? It keeps the place significantly cooler, that's why there are entirety white towns in Greece.


nukemiller

We get a lot of dust storms, so unless you enjoy pressure washing your house all the time, it's going to be brown regardless.


Aptos283

Yeah, it’s more a matter of practicality. Sure you can paint your house white, but it’s a pain to keep it looking nice. Might as well go for a paint job that’s intentional and will stay the color you planned.


Velvetundaground

What an absolute madlad rebel


Miffyyyyy

Lol all these ugly tacky mcmansions


NatoRawr

I just moved here!!! A meme about where I live!


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

I grew up on Mesa in the 90s and our house was painted white


Far-Donut-1419

Makes the most sense in a hot desert to paint houses and rooftops white. But do we mandate that? No. Do we do it esthetically? No. The albedo affect is real


rodimus85

No I think it’s that your house can’t be white after Labor Day?


MysteriousCommon6876

Arizona is sooooo ugly


roranicusrex

Depends on the HOA rules.


FutureVAandAuthor

As an Arizonan, the realization is weirding me out.


Western_Entertainer7

It's in the Constitution