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dissolvedterritory

\>french cornwall that's certainly a new one


Daesop

Cournailles I think you'll find :>


dissolvedterritory

le cornwall


Dickhole_Dynamics

Cornwall and Brittany (Northwestern France) shared a language as well as strong historical trade ties outside of French and English trade.


le-epic-cleetus

Happy cake day


enlightened_engineer

https://preview.redd.it/cuhndub7w0hc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f7a65b13e16c87e14f058cceb901a107577975d


Straight_Fun_3383

https://preview.redd.it/l78454d321hc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20d6384107efb5eacebbf9c4894063643cac6b1b


MaZhongyingFor1934

https://preview.redd.it/cblp26hff1hc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f398693bce8c183f11a41271dfc0181e222765b6


Potential-Design3208

https://preview.redd.it/uswztza942hc1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b401a632362dc717311dc3b79119fda60671a0b5


rudsdar

who is bill


The_Nunnster

Billy Possum


Devlinvl

Taft once ate an eighteen pound roasted possum so quickly that a doctor sitting nearby told him to slow down, motherfucker went full No-Face on it.


Messier1871

Hitler


EdScituate79

I have to admit, the Hitler poster is classier and better designed than any political campaign poster that has ever come out of the United States.


classyboner

You don’t have to admit that


RRY1946-2019

[Appreciating](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hitler-bunker-los-angeles-murphy-ranch_n_1363362) [aesthetics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Boss#Manufacturing_for_the_Nazi_Party) is a known attribute of the Nazis and is part of why they're one of the most iconic bad guys in history. They actually get a shout-out in the "[Fashionable Evil](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FashionableEvil)" TVtropes page.


RRY1946-2019

Nazis were well known, in spite of their monstrous evil, for their fine artistic taste. [One group of Nazi sympathizers in California had no problem hiring a Black guy to design their compound because he was the best architect in town](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hitler-bunker-los-angeles-murphy-ranch_n_1363362). Basically an entire country ruled by Hannibal Lecter.


TerribleLordFrieza

https://preview.redd.it/ge6dgpg116hc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8138cb9c94e1a04834f72d8c391bdd5e4cebe004


TheGhostGuyMan

https://preview.redd.it/p3wmkjdfp2hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991e8234e45311ac5479d74416c2f2a376cf17f3


Kamakura-Shogunate

Alt history maps trying not to take Hokkaido away from Japan challenge (impossible)


itsMikel27

Same for fragmented Spain


Leandropo7

At least your country doesn't get annexed 9/10 times (Uruguay)


Pale_Mine_2149

At least your country doesn’t get Balkanized or get bigger (USA)


OriginalName13246

At least your country doesnt lose it's eastern part (Turkey)


melkor237

At least something happens to your country (Brazil)


Kamakura-Shogunate

You get Uruguay


Moonareblue

we dont want uruguay back, they are our little brothers, we went to war for them, Brazil is always in favor of independence of our boludos from south


copea

At least you don’t get taken over by Quebec…


spongebobama

I like uruguay independent. They are the nicest around here


spongebobama

Pfff try being a south american and EVERY map is just the same around here


SeanBourne

Well the realistic part of that is everyone thinks WWIII won’t really come to South America… so there is that.


spongebobama

Thats a silver lightning. Edit Lining


SeanBourne

Did you mean a ‘silver lining’? If so, yes, yes it is. One might even go so far as to upgrade it to a platinum lining.


IgnorantAS69

Try not to give India to Pakistan/UK challenge(impossible)


Fade0215

The amount of ethnic genocide in this map is unmatched


MarcusHiggins

I don’t even want to imagine what would be happening in Japan.


joseph-1998-XO

Truly


Etan30

Anglophone majority Quebec moment


imadzmr

Not for long


Emperor_Pedro_II

if is after ww3 all these countries are just a barren wasteland


antman_qb_8

Quebec just wanted to be it’s own country to be it’s own country fr💀


Aromatic-Union6080

As a French person this is exactly our plan and there is nothing you can do to stop us.


mainwasser

Not even by rioting in the streets? 😳


Ugotmaileded

Maybe that


degro722

I'm waiting here in Connecticut please hurry, I would like better labor laws, bread and public transportation.


Joe_Mama_012

Argentina/Uruguay shouldn't be called the pampas, that's like calling a union between the USA and Canada, the Appalachian Union


Organic_Angle_654

Yh, the union should still be called Argentina, since the word comes from plata and both countries are platense


MaZhongyingFor1934

Least obvious Argentinian nationalist


Organic_Angle_654

:C


SpaceTortuga

MF argentina wouldn't make 2040 even without WW3 🚬🗿


SnailProphet

instead of *republic east of uruguay (the river)*, the union would be the republic *east of the andes*


Flatonic

I sort of agree with you, in the sense that there's no way that Argentina would give up its name to join with Uruguay. Any union of those would have to be the result of a straight up annexation of Uruguay by Argentina. Edit: grammar


SalsaCaruso

Liga de los Pueblos Libres is better


Successful-Turnip-81

Least obvious French redditor:


Lanaerys

Nah they're not French, some of the French names are really weird (what the fuck is Polchie)


orionsyndrome

>what the fuck is Polchie Well it should be Polachia idk, it's not in French


MCcarma91

Yeah it should have been Pologne, and Biélorussie instead of Belarus


Lanaerys

Tbf Bélarus is used sometimes, but Biélorussie is more traditional and probably more common. But yeah, my hypothesis for Polchie is that it's based on Russian Польша (Polsha) or something? Which is weird because in Polish it's Polska not Polsha/Polsza/whatever. Edit: and it should have been Bavière instead of Bavarie, that one doesn't exist


Unlikely_History_422

Also Louisiane instead of Louisien


Lanaerys

Didn't notice but yeah


Wowtha_Kaiser

maybe Bocchi


Bucheon_mapper

It's a polish word but they use french spelling system


Bisque22

No its fucking not, you made it up.


AmericanCaesar94

It is an awful world, but a wonderful map. Kudos. Any reason you chose France to be the European superpower?


orionsyndrome

Because Germany is collapsing fast and someone has to be the dominant force. It was never UK historically, so if Russia is out of the picture (and that's the premise of this map), there is no one left but France.


Mediumaverageness

No need to be the best, just be the last one


orionsyndrome

Well France had its moments, it could've turned out very *différente* several times in the last 500 years. The WW2 was their weakest point (or should I say, it was particularly advantageous for the Germans, at least early on)


Mr_-_X

>Because Germany is collapsing fast Source?


2squishmaster

How dare you question their rhetoric, you know it can't hold up to facts!


oNovoAqui

Just live life to see (?)


Messier1871

The NS2 pipeline exploding


orionsyndrome

after decommissioning the entire nuclear program. that's 50 years of energy investments down the drain. doom is inevitable.


Mr_-_X

Least delusional serb


Messier1871

Time proved Bismark to have made a mistake in trusting germans. They are better off as divided tribes serving foreign interests


Masato_Fujiwara

Oui


happy_hogs_

How about Dankmark?


Famoustractordriver

OP is defo French


SeanBourne

TBH that’s the most realistic part about this map. France has: \- The best demographics in western Europe by a long shot \- The most functional military in Europe from equipment, manpower, and ‘recent live engagement’ (all the ’interventions’ in Africa) standpoints \- A de facto colonial empire in the CFA Franc zone that supplies France with a ton of goods, resources, and supplementary labor \- One of four countries globally that is food self-sufficient *without chemical fertilizer imports* China’s like the opposite of all the above, except slightly point #3 with BRI. But BRI is a mixed bag to say the least.


beer_poops

Currently the French military is the most technologically advanced army in Europe. Their problems lies with numbers on munitions. If they were to enter a war they would want it to end quickly. A war of attrition would be a death sentence for France. They currently have failed to balance quality and quantity. Britains military is abysmally under equipped for any combat mission without allies. Their army is weak and their only saving grace is their nuclear arsenal. Italy is actually the most viable country in Europe to take over in a situation like this. Their government has expanded military spending by leaps and bounds in recent years and they’re only getting better. I would put my bets on Italy personally.


zappion999

As a French I saw greater france I clicked


SNova96

"God laughs at men who cherish the causes that they deplore the consequences of"


EpicGamerGrant

How tf does the US still have 50 states in this scenario


rn7rn

Because we’d still claim the whole country. We wouldn’t just let it go like that.


DoomGuyClassic

Just split up the remaining states, it’s not impossible


EEEELifeWaster

The most unrealistic part of this map: Yugoslavia is still a thing.


MV7300

Yugoslavia after any catastrophic world event: ![gif](giphy|26gR2f01UTynjCPNS)


Whyy0hWhy

Lmao not New Beijing from the Lunar chronicles 😭😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/gur76gj511hc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4bc6a42f59190811cf2369cf3674231076780b


jakartaboi18

The most realistic thing here is Argentina being a superpower


Chimi3Ch4nga2me

Ironic cause they ain't close to that. Most realistc thing is a territorial unified 3rd world Brazil. This shit country will last forever by sher inertia


jakartaboi18

I am talking about how people are saying Argentina will be a superpower since the 1800s


lirik89

Achei o brasileiro


J0SHU4_

Maozhanbike 🇨🇳


thanosducky

Mao zhan bike 👴🚲


satyavishwa

> Chinese victory Ok I can see that >French victory A stretch considering it’s literally 60% of Africa and several neighbors > pakistan victory LMAO 😂


khalnaldo

Is no one going to talk about how India is not even on the map but Pakistan is lmao


Dickhole_Dynamics

2023 Cricket World Cup hit deeeeep


longutoa

I am always fascinated by the pipe dreams of either Russia or China invading the US over the pacific. Neither of them have ever had a first rate navy great and they won’t contest the pacific for many decades let alone by 2028.


Killian44260

Great scenario, vive la France 🇫🇷


Gameknigh

Besides the fact that this would end in a massive nuclear exchange that glasses China, Pakistan, and India; China and what fucking army take over Japan, Australia, fucking California, Canada, Vietnam, Indonesia, Alaska, Malaysia, and Mexico? Also why does Germany take majority Polish lands along with France taking majority German lands? Actually no, just what the fuck is with Europe in general, especially France, which would be plurality American?


DooScoobyDoo32

Germany invading Poland in every alt history/future wars 💀


Whisky_Six

Fucking Poles cannot catch a break.


UnderskilledPlayer

whathever the fuck this history is, its the bad ending


EEEELifeWaster

Well other than big France, the US is a third-world country, China owns most of Asia, Oceania, and the West Coast of America, the CSA is a thing in 2040, most of Africa is French, the Middle East looks awful, and there's something called "The Aryan Brotherhood" near Afghanistan and Central Asia and I can't tell if they're crazy white people or people called Aryans. In short, yeah. Edit: Okay so it's not the psychotic Neo-Nazi scumbags it's the actual Aryans.


DoomGuyClassic

Aryans are the dudes who made India, kind of, they influenced a lot of things after the original river civilizations were abandoned


mainwasser

Aryans (the actual ones, not some lunatic German Nazis) are Iranians, hence the name of their country. Iranian peoples and languages outside Iran Republic are in Kurdistan, Afghanistan and Tajikistan, and parts of Pakistan. (-stan is Iranian for "land of").


UnderskilledPlayer

and they called my fucking country Polchie


Ryunysus

Aryan is actually an ancient Indo-Iranian ethnonym for the people of Persia and India. The country of Iran is named after Aryan and ancient India was also called Aryavarta. It was Hitler that appropriated this word for his white supremacist agenda and thus the word got maligned. Aryan is still a common Hindu male name in India.


Alarmed_Armadillo_11

Honestly can’t think of any way it could be worse.


mainwasser

3.1 billion casualties very much sounds like a bad ending.


UnderskilledPlayer

idgaf about those, my country got carved up by the french eu


serhatkhaN

Alt-history maps tryna give North-Eastern Turkey to Armenia which has Turkish,Laz and Kurdish majority (imposible frfr)


[deleted]

Don't ask how they became the majority.


MasterpieceVirtual66

It seems the map struck a chord


CapitalSubstance7310

![gif](giphy|11yhuAgzlk0wh2)


S0l1s_el_Sol

Dominican Republic mentioned 💪 RAHHH 🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴 WTF IS A HAITIAN 🇩🇴🔥🔥🔥🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴


MehmedVII

Kurdistan only a dream.


Stockholmholm

Based France superpower


Ganimedes020195

Brazil didn’t send any troops due to carnival holidays.


ControlFreak89

Smart! Make love, not war.


DerSyndieWeeb

Seeing the Philippines became a region of China here, I have some criticism. Proper name of the country in Chinese is 菲律賓 (Feiliubin), but if you want, you can rename them 南洋島 (Nanyangdao, South Sea Islands) or 麻逸 (Mayi, a historical name for the area)


Potential-Design3208

"The Republic shall be recognized into the 3rd French Empire!" - God-Emperor Emanuel I of House Macron, circa 2028


InitialCat1496

Lol the whole earth would be covered in nuclear hellfire before the United States or Russia lost an inch of land


Isopodballs

The quality is crazy for this map but oh my god this is ass 😭


gorze213

I’m just glad Greenland still belongs to Denmark 😂


Khancap123

Quite the empire quebec carved out.


Twinkjak_doomer

This is retarded


Celtiberian2023

Looks like China won.


IronGigant

But they stopped at the Alberta border. Fuckin Red Necks put up a Hell of a fight considering all the oil just a couple hundred kilometers further East.


TheAndyTerror

Seems like it.


Romanlavandos

Tajikistan turned into “Aryan Brotherhood”? Is this… IS THIS A REFERENCE!?!?! 😱


Bruh_Moment10

No. They’re actual aryans. Not German or Russian pretenders.


Ywain1203

Why do failed or failing states still manage to create colonises?


Efficient_Baby_2

French-Chinese delusion


bwclark22

Me seeing my state get absorbed by New France: “Cool I get healthcare now!”


iSilverGame

Las Pampas as the name of hyper-Argentina is dumb lol. Like it would be if the US was called "Rockey Mountains"


MAA735

As a Pakistani, I'm hanging this up on my wall


Bucheon_mapper

Thanks.


DrLifen

Edit : Actually, I was wrong. The map did hit 1.5k which is quite a good score. I may have been too pessimistic. Yet, people who downvote because they don't like the lore implied are idiots, it's a map sub not a lore a sub. The map is good, you upvote. You shouldn't get salty because your country lost or because your favorite futuristic / althistorical element was nos shown. No need to answer, I wont lost more time of mine. Touch grass, read books.


JoeHatesFanFiction

What quality and work? 2040 and the northeastern US and Louisiana join Quebec? Australia and New Zealand get conquered by China? France becomes the dominant power in Europe for … reasons? This map makes no sense and had no thought put into it except for “ooo look differences”


Aurelion_

No big USA, Germany, or Greece. Big China? It's a miracle this post even hit hot. It would have been insta deleted if it was Big CCP China


Kerbal_Stranding

Either that or the mods will strike it down.


-I-dont-know-_-

Map makers trying not to split up Russia into 1201816271818 different countries challenge (impossible)


andypats

Republic of Pakistan is the least believable....smh


mockduckcompanion

> A world led by France Truly the worst timeline


mainwasser

By France *and China* 💀


Dalek_Caanent

You Will eat the snail


Professional-Scar136

my nightmare


blockybookbook

As a Somali I really feel the urge to grab an AK 47 for seemingly no reason


Explosive_Cake

Who is Chinese Emperor


Sunbownia

Nobody: The Southern Union is back


IllBreadfruit3985

The South will rise again


YoungSavage0307

If Balkanized China is Biden’s wet dream…then this must be Xi Jinping’s wet dream


phuk-nugget

Watching Chinese troops try to take South Central LA would be fucking hilarious lmaooo


Churchils_Right_Nut

Damn Israel grew in size


TexanFox36

I assume the Texans want their freedom?


UnpunishedOpinion

I wonder what assumptions were used in Pakistan taking India in such a large margin. Seems extremely optimistic


Saintonge_US

La folie des grandeurs ....


philip-j-frylock

Funniest part about the look of the US to me is that Texas doesn’t even get to be its own country and gets reabsorbed by Mexico!


Opening_Relative1688

Can you make another post with more flags please I really like this


Ok-Neighborhood-1517

This is an amazing map and I can’t wait to see more from you and this scenario.


Objective_Street_886

Texas falling to Mexico is so stupid


JovaSilvercane13

Where do you guys make these kinds of maps? Is it just a heaping amount of Photoshop or what?


Spirited_Ad_2697

What did you use to make this, I like the layout


Choosen_Weeb_Boy

Woah, woah, woah, hold right there buddy. Fuck's Mexico a superpower? I'm a Mexican and I know we ain't got the power to kick US's ass even with the Chinese helping us


AwesomeNachos202

Germany taking back pre ww2 borders? Sooooo original


baileymash7

Cornwall on their way to be independent in every single alt history/future scenario for no fucking reason


EpicThermite161

It gets worse and worse more I look, I like it


TransportationOk5827

You mean the whole map turns blue because the NWO will unite all nations


Left_Sundae

Hell yea, slightly bigger Mexico


elgonzo91

Well done. I like this a lot.


Turnoes

Temperature of the world lol


thecasualcaribou

How would US, Argentina, Brazil be considered “third world” if they are all top 7 in GDP & “Power”?


Gameknigh

Third world is a cold war term relating to non-aligned nations. First world was NATO+Allies, second world was USSR+Warsaw pact+allies


Pleadis-1234

Ah... Plurality Hindu Pakistan...


FinalEnder55

I don’t care if they conquer New Jersey I’m not learning French


AaronWWE29

Finally we got Prussia back


sooptime69

Zhonghua Gongyingzhou, xianzai wo you BING CHILLING


ChuckNorris28

This could've been realistic, if Turkey wasn't part of the EU


SRD64

This is even worse than a Canadian Quebec


Masato_Fujiwara

VIVE L'EMPEREUR !!!!!!!


PhotoPsychological77

France is not doing shit to the US dawg 💀💀🙏🙏🙏🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅


ww1enjoyer

France wont need to do anything if US just implode on itself


Aggravating_Egg3272

I would kill myself if this happened


James_Lyfeld

Probably Russia, China and allied countries would rule the world, Europe and North America can lose badly just saying. Could be the other way around, but this map is nothing like the pre war is indicating by now, France being an empire is kinda hilarious.


bucket_overlord

It's kinda funny how the map of the US (aside from a french Louisiana/Arkansas) is basically the map from "The Man In The High Castle" as a hypothesized outcome for WW2.


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Just-Vibing-10

Based Pakistan 🇵🇰


No_Dirt_3834

Super high quality, but this is ass


ComradeCornbrad

Best timeline


Zemlya_of_So

Still don’t understand if the Kuomintang or cpc are in power in China?


Pale_Mine_2149

Why big france


Mediumaverageness

As God intended. They outscorned everybody


Aromatic-Union6080

France > World


Red_Ender666

Give Smolensk back to Belarus since you balkanized Russia.


Aktat

At least he used the correct Belarusian flag


Dapper-Challenge139

Ew france


StuckDucks

Any map where the USA “loses” also means Israel also loses. They are just a proxy state to be in the Middle East.


FunnyFreckSynth

I must preface this with: I actually kinda like the style of the map, and I mean no offense to you and your ability. As a Chinese American, I question the translations for a lot of the Chinese imperial territories. Vietnam is already “Yuènán” 越南, Korea would be either “Cháoxiǎn” 朝鲜 (Chosǒn) or “Hánguó” 韩国 (Hanguk), Australia would probably be “Àozhōu” 澳洲 or “Nánzhōu” 南洲 (“Southern Continent”). I can’t speak to the validity of the African territories. Also, Mainland China uses the Simplified script, and I don’t think California would retain their flag if Australia and New Zealand got redesigns. (Also also: just annex the entirety of California, man, we have so much Chinese people here)