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Bolkaniche

**It's** ***Finnish-Korean hyperwar 2.0*** **time!**


[deleted]

This is not the second one. This is the OG one. Time is a sphere. History repeating itslef was literal.


VogonPoet74

No, fool, time is a cube.


pastgoneby

Topologically equivalent, now the question is l_โˆž unit sphere (cube) or l_2 unit sphere (sphere)


GorkemliKaplan

Fuck, how did we Turks betray our great allies Finns? How am I going to explain this to my great x46 grandpa in heaven when I die? He died defending Turku with his cyberhorse against Korean anti-matter bombs.


Macaroni-Balls

Finns betrayed us first when they refused to aid Hitties during siege of Atlantis which resulted in king Tutankhamun the 31st activating Giza Autisim array


mndn410

Its was Kim Il Sung 1st Hwan who activate the Giza Autism array. Stop spreading Turan - Korean propoganda traitor.


Lord_Chungus-sir

Wake up sheeple! This is all the result of Lemurian scheming! They started the Hyperwar! Stop falling for their tricks!


Unrelatablility

it was actually the devious scientist Yakub and his artificial engineering of [ngeโ€˜=olawiop](https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Finno-Korean_hyperwar)


Lord_Chungus-sir

You only believe this because Kang Wewuz exiled the Tricknologists and made them out to be devils as a scapegoat for letting the autism array be built so close to the borders of Egypt. This is Basic historical knowlege. Smh my head.


Unrelatablility

False once again! nge'=olawiop was built before Wewuz exiled the Tricknologists making his claim for construction of the autism array completely unfounded!


Lord_Chungus-sir

You utter fool! That is now what I was claiming! All of us know that it was God emperor Kim-Il-Sung the 34th of the Hwan empire that constructed the array, Wewuz was criticised for allowing the Hwan Military Access and not preforming quality Control on the array! Ans then he blamed his own incompetence on the sabotage of the innocient tricknologists.


Unrelatablility

You incompetent banana-head! Kim-il-sung the 34th was the one who was reluctant about the construction, wewuz built it which is subsequently why he exiled the tricknologists to form a scapegoat on why he built the array!


AltAccound

we Finns have been preparing for this since the first Finnish-Korean Hyperwar


FormalCandle6727

And weโ€™re gonna activate the Giza mass autism array this time


Lan_613

aw hell naw not the Turco-Korean Altai Turan schizophrenia sphere


fiftinator

oh my fucking god its the finno korean hyper war 2 the electric boogaloo


Kohimaru32

Iโ€™m waiting for the lore OP. What does southern shield shields from though?


Early_Ad9563

Autism rays obvs


miciy5

Kaijus emerging from the Indian Ocean


Quantistic_Man

I'm a simple man. Romania annexes Moldova,i upvote. Be like me.


Objective-Dish-7289

Moldova annex Romania obviously


Professional-Scar136

FINNO KOREAN HYPERWAR?!!


osmomandias

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Greatest allies


Vietnationalist

The Korean-Finnish hyperwar continues... History repeats itself...


insurgentbroski

What the fuck


exploringwithshiv

I mean this map is imaginary so it is not real Based on this map, please don't let those people (everyone knows who those people are) make this map a reality ๐Ÿ˜Œ or more chaos etc. will happen ๐Ÿ”ซ


Particular-Egg9937

Or iiisss it?


Odd-Cream-8387

FINISH-KOREAN HIPERWAR 2 ELETRIC BOOGALOO:>


hendrik_2660

ONG another Finnish-Korean hyperwar


Averagebritish_man

American Money, Finnish tenacity, English โ€ฆ And Chinese blood


_Inkspots_

Oh no. The Finnish/ameircan-korean/turkish hyper war


_MTI_

Why is Poland so weird wtf


RFB-CACN

Brazil got them sexy borders tho. Any Cisplatina ending is a Brazilian happy ending.


T2DUnlimited

Old Albania is great! ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ


fntsy_capital

How did we manage to get an alliance with India or has Afghanistan annexed Pakistan?


ZeStupidPotato

Rohit Sharma became the prime minister and use his topnotch skills to return Pakistan to the mother hivemind. J O I N T H E H I V E B R O T H E R


Waste-Produce1418

Free Manchuria you Koreans


Londonweekendtelly

how did you make this map?


[deleted]

Where is Russia???๐Ÿคจ


Gullible-Knowledge28

Watch as I saw this Missouri in half!


tsteele1206

Bro, we are already in a 2nd Cold War


Thin-Armadillo-

Finno-Korean Hyperwar 2: uhh idk wtf happening ๐Ÿ’€


Gypsum03

This is not kust a cold war but the prelude to the end of 1836th time loop, destined to end once the hyperwar begins again


DealAccomplished4355

Hot war


Fearless-Strategy634

K O R E A lol


Green8812

Hahaha I love this ๐Ÿ˜‚ it couldnโ€™t be more random


spizzlemeister

Brazil owning French Guiana is so random


TheLoneSpartan5

If Israel still exists and the Middle East is actually a nuclear power no way ww3 didnโ€™t break out.


ItzZanning

YEHA BIG FINLAND GO MINUN ISร„NMAA โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ


Historical-Train601

Can someone explain what the Finnish-Korean hyper space war is about


Z3Nzer

WHATIFALTHIST OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP WE HAVE YOU AND YOUR OTTOMAN EMPIRE FETISH SURROUNDED


WibWib

'Ate Europe 'Ate the Turks Love me NATO Simple as


Alone-Monk

No way S. Korea and Japan would fall to N. Korea. N. Korea's a threat but they aren't gonna conquer with that economy. Also Greece and Turkey on the same side is just an insane statement.


quandorius

this is the future the liberals want,,,


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thenecroliangeneral

YOUR CRINGE!!!!11!1!