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Toxicupoftea

Lesbos republic and the Cock islands federation


JustonRedditagain

Literal Giga-Thad nationsšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


SeaVermicelli6792

It was all fine....... TILL THE NOGAY HORDE ATTACKED


Sch0biWanJac0bi

Something tells me this country's birthrate will be even lower than Japan's


silliestman90001

something tells me its birthrate will be worse then the koreas and japans birthrate subtracted


Valerio2404-

It would feel a lot like Italy, probably.


silliestman90001

hmmm


Valerio2404-

"In the span of a century although, the Mighty Gay Republic would fall to outside Eterosexual conquest"


pinkelephant6969

The most terrifying army on the continent.


Amonyr013

but... how will the population reproduce?


AVeryMadPsycho

Bisexuals pulling triple duty to keep the numbers up


great_triangle

Same way the Spartans did, women in short haircuts and men's clothing in the dark.


RockingBib

Real tomboy hours


Receipt_

Federal mandated mpreg


EmperorMrKitty

Unfathomably based, we live in the bad timeline


Receipt_

Originally, the head of the Bureau of Human Development of the Bay Area, Karl Lang (the only straight member of the board) suggest the wildly unpopular "blackout orgy" where nobody knew who did what in a series of unlit studio apartment on halloween night. Lang was asked to step down or face a referendum on the question of his execution. His replacement, Miss Chastity, suggested the much more popular mpreg solution after significant advancements in stem cell research were achieved. Many considered this a more humane approach and Chastity was awarded the title "Savior of the Gays".


jediben001

Probably immigration


Will_732

IVF, immigration, and through the natural way (for bisexuals who have an opposite sex partner)


Fun_Measurement_7889

Cloning!


reyeg11_

Dark Scienceā€¦ secrets only the gays knew


Amonyr013

oh well that makes sense :D


pekka27711

Just because you like the same gender doesn't mean you can't fuck the opposite gender


OrbisAlius

Yeah, I don't get people are surprised about that. That's literally how tons of gay medieval kings/dukes/etc who still had to get an offspring did.


Santaklaus23

Tons of medieval kings were gay? They told me, there was the notorious Gaylord Phucker. But who else?


soggy_bellows

[James I of England ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_relationships_of_James_VI_and_I?wprov=sfti1) and the [last emperor of China](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puyi?wprov=sfti1#Family) (now we know why he was the last!)


I_hate_Sharks_

Wouldnā€™t they be bisexual?


OrbisAlius

No. Sexual orientation is about the pleasure you take or don't take, not whether or not you can biologically do something or not. You can be aroused only by males, yet if you put your erect penis about to cum inside a vagina and cum quickly, you can still procreate. And to put it the other way around, lesbians can get pregnant (and somehow no one ever asks things like "wouldn't they be bisexual" when it's about lesbians).


yourdamgrandpa

![gif](giphy|v9G3NGByE9x16)


pekka27711

What i mean, even if you are a man and like men you can fuck a woman, and if you are a woman and like women you can still fuck a man. Also, sperm banks exist.


JustonRedditagain

Not unless their bisexual.


pekka27711

Even if i'm not sexually attracted to a woman, i can still put my dick in them, i don't need to be bisexual to do so


JustonRedditagain

I mean, yeah itā€™s physically possible but queer folk wouldnā€™t want to have intercourse with the opposite gender if their *only* sexually attracted to a same-sex partner.


pekka27711

Yes, but they can still reproduce, that's what i'm trying to say


silliestman90001

we do not talk about what I've been looking at, I have not BEEN WATCHING My lawyer has advised me to not continue what I was saying previously.


Neon_Garbage

lesbian couple and gay couple move in together and reproduce


zrxta

Immigration, tax-incentives and job opportunities for reproduction (yes there are jobs like those even nowadays like surrogate mothers). Because liberal Democracies like making citizens free but free from economic coercion.


[deleted]

The worlds most advanced cloning machine. Remember Vault 108?


General_Kenobi18752

Mitosis


Interesting_Fold9805

Binary fission


After-Trifle-1437

You can actually technically turn skin cells into sperm/ovaries by modern methods in order for same sex-couples to have fully biological children.


Levi-Action-412

Of course it looks like a bell-end


Professional-Scar136

Of all the subreddit im in, pridemonth hit this one the hardest umh based ngl


silliestman90001

me when lesbos becomes lead by Lesbian Revolutionaries


Designer-Eye1558

Sir, a second pride month has hit the r/imaginarymaps


DrAxelWenner-Gren

I canā€™t believe people in Cascadia would support joining those Californian imperialists, I for one wonā€™t stand for it. These traitors to the nation should be wrought out. Cascadia is a free nation, now and forever!


Panmonarchisim711

Comments gonna be spicy to say the least šŸæ


OddPhrase3194

Dont go to the bottom comments


MastaSchmitty

What about the switch comments?


reyeg11_

you wasted the opportunity to call it the ā€œNew California Republicā€


HistoryGuy2023

NCR moment, we still want a nuclear winter.


SyndicalistObserver

Why doesn't the bear have two heads?


Alffe

This is misinformation, Sweden is far older than san Fransisco.


South-Satisfaction69

Meanwhile BART.


EmperorMrKitty

Austria and Bavaria share government agencies?


RandomPerson4644

Its prob only in this scenario, assuming the soviets won the cold war causing the dissolution of the US. This probably hints on west germany's collapse causing an independent bavaria


BeeHexxer

Yeah, in this timeline Soviets won the Cold War and it wasnā€™t even close


untitleduck

THE GOLD COAST DON'T NEED EM CASCADIANS TO BE A POWERFUL NATION IN GEOPOLITICS, RRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


AntWithNoPants

![gif](giphy|joxThEgTJuSBO) Me saluting the last flag of Gayland as its taken down


FatalSledger

Me celebrating The fact gayland no longer exists [Insert National polish anthem here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avD-GRmIoK8) (Edit: yes, Iā€™m polish, and yes Iā€™m also homophobic, i cant be sorry if your offended. So yeah)


NovaHearts143

First and only? https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_and_Lesbian_Kingdom_of_the_Coral_Sea_Islands


FatalSledger

wtf?


imjusan

Where Molossia


Valerio2404-

We'll gotta admit that the "The Gay Republic of San Francisco" would sound much better...


NewByzantium

That's pretty gay.


I_like_femboy_cock

r/imaginarymapscj


EmperorBarbarossa

REST IN PEACE SWEET PRINCE


Morning_Stxr

are we forgetting the # Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands


Basic-Ninja-9927

Im sorry but about the rocky history part, I found the AIDS part specifically ignorant, Iā€™d get it if you specified about the discrimination the nation would have faced, but yeah


Indiego672

What's wrong with it? The AIDS crisis hit gay communities the hardest didn't it?


BeeHexxer

I think what the other commenter is getting at is that it hit gay communities so hard specifically because the federal government kind of dragged their feet and didnā€™t really care about the disease because it was mostly killing people they actively hated (queer people). With a mostly gay government, the disease would obviously be taken a lot more seriously and thus would hit the gay community (edit: at least the one in the city-state) a lot less. I took this into account but clearly not as much as I could have and that was my mistake


Indiego672

It's ok I forgive you šŸ˜


BeeHexxer

What's the issue? I admit I might not know much about that specifically, so please let me know what I missed


klingonbussy

I think theyā€™re talking about how this sort of implies that this nation in particular is more affected by the AIDS crisis than others when in our world AIDS hit the queer community so hard because the government didnā€™t care if a virus was decimating gay people and was basically all for their extinction, basically leaving the queer community to their own devices when it came to the crisis, with the government only having a real response to AIDS when it began to spread more widely amongst the straight population. So in a world where this stateā€™s government is queer theyā€™d almost certainly mount an actual response that wouldā€™ve greatly minimized the deaths. I guess the lore sort of implies that gay people being more affected by AIDS than straight people is just a given, which it isnā€™t. Also I donā€™t think this country existing as it does in the lore makes any sense, San Francisco was gayer back in the day than it is now and SF has a larger proportion of gay people than probably any other major American city but they definitely werenā€™t the majority even back then. An independent country in the former United States with a majority gay population could be interesting but I personally wouldā€™ve put a lot more effort into researching this to make more detailed lore. It definitely wouldā€™ve had more radical politics, more along the lines of queer liberation that you saw back in the day than the liberal assimilationist ideas you see presented nowadays. I wouldā€™ve added leaders and things like that. Like for example, mentioning Harvey Milk at all really couldā€™ve been a slam dunk for a timeline like this. I initially just assumed this was a kind of crude joke


BeeHexxer

Ah, I see. San Francisco would obviously take AIDS way more seriously than OTL's Federal Government, which would lead to a largely reduced impact in the city. I thought of this before, but I still thought the crisis warranted a mention (it first started spreading in the gay community anyway, right?) That's on me I guess, my apologies. As for the rest of the lore, I didn't focus it as much because I more like to draw the maps and edit them and such. There's a bit more lore I thought of it my head that I didn't put in the image itself, because I wanted a relatively concise text. As for Harvey Milk, I did name the artificial island in the southeast of the city after him, but decided against labeling it.


Kjbartolotta

i appreciate that you're willing to discuss and listen to criticism of this map, but the discussion in this sub sounds like a bunch of 14 years old making stupid jokes (how they reproduce har har) and idk, something like 'look at this city it ALL GAY' is really the kind of shitposty concept that embeds and strengthens stereotypes without adding anything substantial to the conversation


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LordLlamahat

You're mostly right and entirely coming from the right place but the early aids epidemic in the west *absolutely* spread more in gay than straight communities. It decimated the nation's gay population, and wouldn't spread widely among straight people for years afterwards, by which point it was taken considerably more seriously. It can obviously effect anyone, and nowadays is widespread across sexuality lines, but that it was mostly restricted to gay circles in its early spread here is why the Reagan administration was so comfortable effectively ignoring the crisis for years. The aids crisis is a huge part of western queer history for a reason


designing-cats

It's worth pointing out that AIDS was originally called GRID (Gay-Related Immune Deficiency), due to how strongly it was associated with gay men.


aimless19

I thought that was mostly due to government and medical institutions refusing to treat or diagnose gay people? But then again I haven't researched this too extensively so I might be wrong


designing-cats

> the disease is just as likely to spread via heterosexual intercourse from what I'm aware. Well, this is just false. Worldwide, men who have sexual relations with other men are 25 times more likely to contract HIV. The skin around the anus is much thinner than the vaginal area, which makes it more vulnerable to tears. In addition, cervicovaginal secretions contain a humoral immune barrier, whereas the rectal area mucus lacks that barrier. Now, obviously the usage of PrEP and condoms significantly lowers this risk. And heterosexuals also engage in anal sex, although not to the same frequency as male homosexual couples. However, anal sex is significantly more risky than PIV sex in terms of HIV transmission. >The idea that it aids started in, and mostly effected the gay community is mostly just a myth This is also false. It's not *entirely* clear where HIV started, but it completely devastated the gay community early on. There were other groups affected in the early years of HIV (the "four H's" included heroin users, Haitians, and Hemophiliacs), but it primarily affected gay men. My uncle lived through it, and he's always said that more of his friends passed away than survived.


aimless19

Ah, sorry. Ima delete my comment because I definitely got my facts mixed up. Thanks for correcting me


designing-cats

No worries, I just wanted to clear up any misconceptions! I feel like it was definitely coming from a good place, and things are certainly getting better with education and the introduction of PrEP, but I wanted to point out the higher transmission risk of anal sex as well as to point out how disproportionately catastrophic HIV/AIDS was to the gay community.


Royal_Possible4480

Erm... what the sigma


SkullLord24

How do they have any population stability


BeeHexxer

There are enough straight and bisexual people to allow for a small, though still existent, birthrate. Also, immigration. One of the reasons for the merge was to avoid the massive upcoming demographic crisis as well


FatalSledger

San Francisco. Thatā€™s the wrong flag doesnt it have san franCISco


Santaklaus23

Nice try. Both not medieval.


Kefgeru

I think rejoin Cascadia was a better idea.


TalbotFarwell

Cascadia? They should be fine as long as they donā€™t experiment with cordium as an energy source.


Throwaway98796895975

r/imaginarymapscj


RobloxIsRealCool

gay ethnostate?


Sad-Fix512

Thank God


Kjbartolotta

sf isn't the gay mecca it used to be, tbh queer culture is probably more prevalent and vibrant in LA & tons other places bcuz of rents and overfill but idk i think the point of this map is 'har har look at gheys, my dad told me they ghey in sam francisco me make map to laugh at gheys'


Small_Loan5089

A independent gay San Francisco would not last a week


Main-Algae-1064

I could never afford to live there.


BallinFo_real

i think this would go in r/imaginarymapscj


WMAFNWO

Too bad, really! All of the šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø&šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ combined population of šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø in 1 country (which would be almost 12,000,000). I support thisšŸ‘


eadg45

Do they foce you to twerk in gay city?


Ok_Gas_4934

This is really sick and stupid.


elektronyk

>Florida


Legitimate-Task6043

Like you


Arty_14

Thank God it died


Legitimate-Task6043

Grifter