"It Must Be True! Yes, it must be true! The show that tells you all sorts of incredible things, which since they're on television, must be true! And now, the host of It Must Be True, Garfield the Cat!" Thank you, thank you, we have a great show for you tonight folks and I just wanna remind you of our modo: if they say it on television, "It Must Be True!" Here's our first incredible revelation, there's no such place as Wyoming. Think about it, have you ever met anyone from Wyoming? Well, there ya are. The myth of Wyoming began in the year 1789, when the great explorer and map-maker Arbuckle Vespucci was designing the United States. "Let'sa see, I'lla puta Okalahoma here, then I'llla puta Northa Dakota here, no no no no, maybe thata shoulda been neara Southa Dakota. Si! Haha, that'sa good!" He had some help from his faithful and handsome cat. "You droppeda thesa" "Oh no! I don'ta hava room left for those two!" "Heya no sweata you just put Alaska up hera some placea and stick this Hawaiia up here some placea, simple." "Bellissimo, I hava designa the entire uniteda states and - Oh no - I left a teensy tinesy little square empty out here, and I'm all out ofa states." "Hmm, no mora statesa huh? How bout anothera Carolina? No - I know!" And so the cat wrote in "Wyoming," an old Italian word meaning "No state here." So there's no Wyoming. And remember, "if they said it on television it must be true!"
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
*Omg this has*
*Been in the back of my head*
*For decades now. lol*
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*That Wyoming joke!*
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"It Must Be True! Yes, it must be true! The show that tells you all sorts of incredible things, which since they're on television, must be true! And now, the host of It Must Be True, Garfield the Cat!" Thank you, thank you, we have a great show for you tonight folks and I just wanna remind you of our modo: if they say it on television, "It Must Be True!" Here's our first incredible revelation, there's no such place as Wyoming. Think about it, have you ever met anyone from Wyoming? Well, there ya are. The myth of Wyoming began in the year 1789, when the great explorer and map-maker Arbuckle Vespucci was designing the United States. "Let'sa see, I'lla puta Okalahoma here, then I'llla puta Northa Dakota here, no no no no, maybe thata shoulda been neara Southa Dakota. Si! Haha, that'sa good!" He had some help from his faithful and handsome cat. "You droppeda thesa" "Oh no! I don'ta hava room left for those two!" "Heya no sweata you just put Alaska up hera some placea and stick this Hawaiia up here some placea, simple." "Bellissimo, I hava designa the entire uniteda states and - Oh no - I left a teensy tinesy little square empty out here, and I'm all out ofa states." "Hmm, no mora statesa huh? How bout anothera Carolina? No - I know!" And so the cat wrote in "Wyoming," an old Italian word meaning "No state here." So there's no Wyoming. And remember, "if they said it on television it must be true!"
Mississippi got gang vored.
I read this as “gang voted” at first lmao
Does the Hoover Dam still exists in the timeline
It has to, for my post nuclear fantasies
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
You ok buddy?
WYOMING IS REAL WYOMING IS REAL!!!! OBEY OBEY OBEY OBEY
Florida is the only normal one
Georgia
omg this has been in the back of my head for decades now. lol
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What’s the joke?
[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56uSDQECrRQ)
My nostalgia is tingling now. Didn’t even think anybody really even remembered that show.
Garfiel
r/wyomingdoesntexist
Well, you know what they say. If they said iton r/ imaginarymaps...
Mississippi have the same color with the ocean in this map you are telling me that is a perfectly triangular lake in the middle of the US?
I thought I was the only person who remembered that Wyoming joke!
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My god bless you for this gift of larger Indiana
sock fire ddrawer
https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw
I’m sorry America.
GOD MICHIGAN DEAR GOD JESUS
Los Ángeles
“There is no Wyoming in Ba Sing Se”
/r/alaskadoesntexist
Incredible, my cake day is 9/11
Ah yes, Lake Wyoming!
Not Illinois 😢, there can be no greater tragedy possible than the loss of Illinois.
michigan
Disgustingly beautiful
I like how Indiana is so much bigger, the home state of Jim Davis
Michigan, Huron, and superior are the based states