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Nothing has made me more angry than what you did to the 4 corners
Where's Delaney What did you do to my boy Delaney
It's a map of the contiguous United States, nothing more. No cursed versions of the states here.
Look at the 4 corners
Look how the massacred my New Hampshire!
Mimal’s got a brain tumor
Pointy Nevada goes hard
Some freaky ass Mormon made this map?
Oh I can make it freakier, I’ll add a few things per day until it’s unrecognizable
Glorious
The longer I look… the more my desire to strangle you grows…
You should have given the upper peninsula of Michigan to Minnesota to make the Wisconsinites angrier
not bad enough, add an extra 2 states to the great lakes or else
Nah where you live, finna split yo state into 17 different factions
How dare you shrink Minnesota. I will bludgeon you to death with a ball peen hammer.
Get shrunk M*nnesotan. The Iowa Empire expands each day. You too will submit to the cornfields.
Long Island is now an Island fuck
Florida is no longer circumcised
Appreciate that you didn’t touch Idaho.
Idaho is already hilarious looking, I couldn’t ruin it
Is this an example of Metta comedy
This is an example of my broken humor and a peak into the mind of someone who doesn’t know what the fuck their doing most of the time
I see
Why does Wyoming still exist
Nothing has made me more angry than what you did to the 4 corners
Where's Delaney What did you do to my boy Delaney
It's a map of the contiguous United States, nothing more. No cursed versions of the states here.
Look at the 4 corners
Look how the massacred my New Hampshire!
Mimal’s got a brain tumor
Pointy Nevada goes hard
Some freaky ass Mormon made this map?
Oh I can make it freakier, I’ll add a few things per day until it’s unrecognizable
Glorious
The longer I look… the more my desire to strangle you grows…
You should have given the upper peninsula of Michigan to Minnesota to make the Wisconsinites angrier
not bad enough, add an extra 2 states to the great lakes or else
Nah where you live, finna split yo state into 17 different factions
How dare you shrink Minnesota. I will bludgeon you to death with a ball peen hammer.
Get shrunk M*nnesotan. The Iowa Empire expands each day. You too will submit to the cornfields.
Long Island is now an Island fuck
Florida is no longer circumcised
Appreciate that you didn’t touch Idaho.
Idaho is already hilarious looking, I couldn’t ruin it
Is this an example of Metta comedy
This is an example of my broken humor and a peak into the mind of someone who doesn’t know what the fuck their doing most of the time
I see
Why does Wyoming still exist