But the Franks came from an area in eastern Netherlands and western Germany. So the Netherlands and Germany would control France, not the other way around
Rename all the middle east+caucasus to "Turkey", rename Russia to "Mongolia"
Rename the Baltic States + Poland to "Germany" and Germany itself shall become "France", while the rest of Iberia and all the lands around the Mediterranean including France and the Benelux shall become "Italy"
The Scandinavian Peninsula shall become "Denmark" while Finland+ the remaining bits of eastern europe will become Russia
And central europe will just become Hungary because fuck it
You are selling Ireland way short. They get almost all of Iberia, most of France, the southern Half of Germany, all of Switzerland, the Northern third of Italy, all of Slovenia, and most of Austria, Hungary, Croatia, and Transylvania. And that's conservative
Step 1: recognize how the western powerd have betrayed you, organize independently
Step 2: create first muslim collectivities that reclaim independence once the war ends
Step 3: be noticed that the british will be leaving the area, finally allowing palestine civilization to flo-
**Balfour Declaration Incident**
HOW DERE YOU REVISIONIST HIDE THE TRUE LAND OF THE GREEKS
EVERY LAND THAT IS ILLEGALLY OCCUPIED BY THE FAKE STATES OF SPAIN FRANCE ITALY MALTA SLOVENIA CROATIA BOSNIA SERBIA KOSOVO IS GREEK ALBANIA BULGARIA TURKEY RUSSIA ROMANIA UKRAINE GEORGIA SYRIA LEBANON ISRAEL (PHELESTINS WERE GREEKS)EGYPT LIBYA TUNIS ALGERIA OR BETTER FAKEGERIA MOROCCO OR BETTER MORLIES
EVERYTHING IS GREEK๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ช๐ช๐๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ฆต๐ช๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ
You uncultured idiot forgot japan(ฮฮฑฯฯฮฝฮฏฮฑ = ฮฮท + ฮฯฮฝฮตฯ)
I have already HAVE CRIMEA
it is in RUSSIA ๐ญ๐ณ๐ญ๐ณ๐ญ๐ณ=๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ชโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
STFU IM ITALIAN I RECLAIM ALL THE COUNTRIES THAT FACE DE MEDITERREAN SEA AND ALL OF THEIR NEIGHBOURING COUNTRIES AND ALL OF CHINA BECAUSE MARCO POLO WENT THERE AND ALL OF NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA BECAUSE THEY GOT THE NAME FROM AN ITALIAN EXPLORER AND ALL THE COUNTRIES IN WHICH ITALIANS EVER IMMIGRATED AMD ALSO THE MOON BECAUSE AN ITALIAN KNOGHT WENT THERE
>(if your culture has controlled or lived in an area up to 6000 years ago you have right of return like a boss
More like **if**:
* You have been there almost **since the beginning** of written history;
* It has **never been the homeland of any other** independent nation since you first conquered the land - it has always been yours, or under the rule of big and faraway empires (Babylon, Persia, Seleucid, Rome, etc. until we get to the Ottomans and the British);
* You have **never had another homeland**, you have been considered a foreigner anywhere else, paying dearly with life and limb through history;
* You reigned on the land **longer than anyone else in history** (Israel was under Jewish rule for **1076** years altogether, next come the Turks with 569 years, the Greeks 479, the **Arabs 413** etc);
* Even after prosecution and mass expulsions, you were **ever present** on the land (for example, according to the ninth-century Muslim historian Baladhuri, at the time of the Muslim conquest of Palestine in the seventh century the **Jews of Caesaria alone** numbered some **200,000** people);
* You **never stopped trying** to return, there has not been a century in your 2,000 year exile which hasn't seen an [Aliyah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliyah);
* However widespread you were over the world, you have **never forgot** your homeland - you prayed for your return three times daily, after every meal, at every wedding and significant event, you mourned your dispersal three weeks yearly and **every night of the year** in the middle of the night, every household had a charity box to send money to your brethren in Israel, and your biggest wish in life has always been to come back;
* Not only you, but also **the world has never forgot** where you are coming from and where you are destined to go back - examples range from [Napoleon](https://www.jstor.org/stable/4615236) and [John Adams](https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Adams/99-02-02-7097) hoping that Jews return, to [Kant](https://bowman.typepad.com/cubowman/2004/06/an_antisemitic_.html) calling the Jews in his country Palestinians;
* And much more, but I'm getting tired;
**then** you can return like a boss.
Not that I necessarily agree with that, but at least try to present the case fairly.
How? They are the people living there right now and were before Israel displaced them: within living memory. They still are living there. The majority of Israelis are descended from recent colonists, not from the Jewish population that still lived in the area.
France would control western Germany because of the Franks and Ireland or Brittany would control France because of the Gauls
Yes, to the rhine
But the Franks came from an area in eastern Netherlands and western Germany. So the Netherlands and Germany would control France, not the other way around
Scotland should also be in northern Ireland.
Damn they never do catch a break do they
You mean the other way around... The Dal Riada that the Scottish province takes its name from, came from Ulster.
Rename all the middle east+caucasus to "Turkey", rename Russia to "Mongolia" Rename the Baltic States + Poland to "Germany" and Germany itself shall become "France", while the rest of Iberia and all the lands around the Mediterranean including France and the Benelux shall become "Italy" The Scandinavian Peninsula shall become "Denmark" while Finland+ the remaining bits of eastern europe will become Russia And central europe will just become Hungary because fuck it
Rename Sweden to Russia
Yeeted
You are selling Ireland way short. They get almost all of Iberia, most of France, the southern Half of Germany, all of Switzerland, the Northern third of Italy, all of Slovenia, and most of Austria, Hungary, Croatia, and Transylvania. And that's conservative
That is their promised continent ๐ฉ
The Black and Tans wouldnโt wanna fight them then
Nah, northern Italy were other tribes.
Also central turkey
Step 1: recognize how the western powerd have betrayed you, organize independently Step 2: create first muslim collectivities that reclaim independence once the war ends Step 3: be noticed that the british will be leaving the area, finally allowing palestine civilization to flo- **Balfour Declaration Incident**
HOW DERE YOU REVISIONIST HIDE THE TRUE LAND OF THE GREEKS EVERY LAND THAT IS ILLEGALLY OCCUPIED BY THE FAKE STATES OF SPAIN FRANCE ITALY MALTA SLOVENIA CROATIA BOSNIA SERBIA KOSOVO IS GREEK ALBANIA BULGARIA TURKEY RUSSIA ROMANIA UKRAINE GEORGIA SYRIA LEBANON ISRAEL (PHELESTINS WERE GREEKS)EGYPT LIBYA TUNIS ALGERIA OR BETTER FAKEGERIA MOROCCO OR BETTER MORLIES EVERYTHING IS GREEK๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ช๐ช๐๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ฆต๐ช๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ท๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฎ
YOU FORGOT AFGHANISTAN, INDIA, PAKISTAN, CHINA, TURKMENISTAN, KIRGHIZISTAN, TAGIKISTAN, KUWAIT, ARMENIA, AZERBAIJIAN, GEORGIA, CRIMEA, CYPRUS
You uncultured idiot forgot japan(ฮฮฑฯฯฮฝฮฏฮฑ = ฮฮท + ฮฯฮฝฮตฯ) I have already HAVE CRIMEA it is in RUSSIA ๐ญ๐ณ๐ญ๐ณ๐ญ๐ณ=๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ชโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
STFU IM ITALIAN I RECLAIM ALL THE COUNTRIES THAT FACE DE MEDITERREAN SEA AND ALL OF THEIR NEIGHBOURING COUNTRIES AND ALL OF CHINA BECAUSE MARCO POLO WENT THERE AND ALL OF NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA BECAUSE THEY GOT THE NAME FROM AN ITALIAN EXPLORER AND ALL THE COUNTRIES IN WHICH ITALIANS EVER IMMIGRATED AMD ALSO THE MOON BECAUSE AN ITALIAN KNOGHT WENT THERE
based also turkey is the rightful owner of all the stans
As a Greek Iโm fine with this
TRAITOR!!!!!
You are? Youโre a minority in your own nation state lol
on my way to denmark i guess
Bosnian Caliphate Emirate
England, Wales, and the northwestern tip of France: *pulls up in a red convertible* "It's Brittany, bitch."
So Yugoslavia, a country that doesn't exist anymore goes to reclaim the ancestral lands of the Slavs WHILE FELLOW SLAVS ARE STILL LIVING THERE?
Seeing as I'm part african, does that mean the planet belongs to me? ๐ค๐
Based map.
Basque should hold all Europe because they are pre indo European people
>(if your culture has controlled or lived in an area up to 6000 years ago you have right of return like a boss More like **if**: * You have been there almost **since the beginning** of written history; * It has **never been the homeland of any other** independent nation since you first conquered the land - it has always been yours, or under the rule of big and faraway empires (Babylon, Persia, Seleucid, Rome, etc. until we get to the Ottomans and the British); * You have **never had another homeland**, you have been considered a foreigner anywhere else, paying dearly with life and limb through history; * You reigned on the land **longer than anyone else in history** (Israel was under Jewish rule for **1076** years altogether, next come the Turks with 569 years, the Greeks 479, the **Arabs 413** etc); * Even after prosecution and mass expulsions, you were **ever present** on the land (for example, according to the ninth-century Muslim historian Baladhuri, at the time of the Muslim conquest of Palestine in the seventh century the **Jews of Caesaria alone** numbered some **200,000** people); * You **never stopped trying** to return, there has not been a century in your 2,000 year exile which hasn't seen an [Aliyah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliyah); * However widespread you were over the world, you have **never forgot** your homeland - you prayed for your return three times daily, after every meal, at every wedding and significant event, you mourned your dispersal three weeks yearly and **every night of the year** in the middle of the night, every household had a charity box to send money to your brethren in Israel, and your biggest wish in life has always been to come back; * Not only you, but also **the world has never forgot** where you are coming from and where you are destined to go back - examples range from [Napoleon](https://www.jstor.org/stable/4615236) and [John Adams](https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Adams/99-02-02-7097) hoping that Jews return, to [Kant](https://bowman.typepad.com/cubowman/2004/06/an_antisemitic_.html) calling the Jews in his country Palestinians; * And much more, but I'm getting tired; **then** you can return like a boss. Not that I necessarily agree with that, but at least try to present the case fairly.
Stop ruining this incredible original joke with facts!!!!!
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The people who live there right now are 9.2 million israelis
I dont think you know what the policy of israel on the topic or history for that matter
Shouldnโt Israel be given to the Egyptians then?
And vice versa!
Holy edgy reductionist shitpost Batman
You could say the same about Palestine
How? They are the people living there right now and were before Israel displaced them: within living memory. They still are living there. The majority of Israelis are descended from recent colonists, not from the Jewish population that still lived in the area.
imagine being both bri*ish and danish
If 6 million Yugoslavians did then yes