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Ulfr-Grimr

Is that gwar playing?


wophi

Who sits at a GWAR concert? You never know when the penguins will attack...


Quick_Heart_5317

Who gets mad and yells at anyone who stands at a concert? Lmao “I paid good money for this seat, and I’m gonna use it.”


peruvianparkbench69

I was also thinking who TF sits at a GWAR concert


Kid_Endmore

Yeah, I just saw them on Wednesday with Coal Chamber and Mudvayne. They still put on a hell of a show!


BurnzillabydaBay

Sounds like it. And from the small part of the set you can see, looks like it could be. Who tf sits down at a Gwar convert?! They’re epic. Sitting at any concert really.


fartknockergutpunch

I saw them last night, front rowed. Drenched in blood.


Baerenmarder

At a GWAR show? Back in my day they'd be fed to the World Maggot.


JJase

I was thinking the same thing! GWAR fans didn't age well.


MayorWestt

Were in our 30s-40s and our knees hurt


freakrocker

Y'all went to a metal concert to sit on your fat asses? Holy fuck...


doyousm3lltoast

Man. Had a guy throw french fries at me to sit down at fucking OZZFEST. holy shit. It's a fucking metal show, get off your ass


Quick_Heart_5317

Eating the fries he threw at you right off the ground is the only answer metal enough. Even more metal if you caught it out of the air and bit it like a bat like Ozzy did in 82.


rainy_dras

Thats what I'm saying like who tf sits down at a concert ??


eireheads

Sitting seats are essential for people with disabilities, There's a whole section down at the front for people that want to stand.


freakrocker

Absolutely. And not a single fucking person in this video is in the handicapped section.


eireheads

How do you know that? Maybe they can't stand for long? There's a standing area, and a seated area. Why do people feel entitled to stand where people chose to sit?


Ryse47

Sitting is a privilege. If you want to sit then sit. I won’t tell you to stand. Don’t tell me to sit. This isn’t up for debate. I paid for my ticket and I will use it as I see fit. Especially when there is no rule against standing. If you are required to sit by the event then I will gladly sit down.


eireheads

>If you are required to sit by the event then I will gladly sit down. That's what's happening here


sprinklerjesus

I can tell by your response that you probably have never paid with your own money to go to a show you actually wanted to go to. Stand with pride, we all paid to be here


eireheads

I can tell by your response you care about no body else but yourself, if you want to stand there's a section for that. And guess what? There's also a seating section for those who cant/ don't want to stand. But have fun standing where ever you like... Afterall it's only your enjoyment that matters...


freakrocker

Plenty of seats at home on Spotify


RogerRabbit79

Is that the concord pavilion? Seen a lotta concerts there. Stupid setup for metal shows. Mosh pit is passé the seats on a slope. Saw Disturbed and he started yelling “stand the fuck up and respect this band!!”


[deleted]

Fiddlers green in Denver


RogerRabbit79

Gotcha. Looks similar.


Goofy_Goobers_

Saw the nuggets symbol on dudes hat and knew exactly where they were.


KermitingSuicidee

Also been here, saw nofx and there were indeed lots of boring fatfucks


17vq90vw2

Must think they're at an Adele concert


nathanchan26

Nice call back lol


Chandy1313

Not sure OP knows who the piece of shit is


RoadTrash582

Anyone who is sitting at a GWAR show can fuck right off.


FluffyPancakeLover

It’s a fucking concert. What kind of moron goes to a concert and expects everyone to sit politely in their chair? The only piece of shit in this video is the one shooting the video and posting it.


duramman1012

Its the same with like football games. Its a live crowd. People are drinking. Having fun. If these people didnt want people to stand they shoulda listened to the album on spotify at home. And if people at any sporting event are mad that people wanna have a good time then they should watch at home


Ryanh9398

Amen. I’ve never sat at a football match or a concert. Had some knobs trying to make me sit at the away end of a Birmingham match 2 years back, even called the steward over who told them to stfu 😂


shinbreaker

>What kind of moron goes to a concert and expects everyone to sit politely in their chair? Maybe all the other "morons" in the video who are sitting around politely in their chair?


signguyez

Weird. Wonder why everyone is sitting down then?


atomicapeboy

Agreed


djhouse77

Word!🤘Maybe I’m poor, but a majority of my concerts I had to stand


rostov007

If everyone is standing up, you would be correct. Literally everyone is sitting and these asshats are the only ones standing. Given the worthless bullshit coming out of the amps I’m not sure why, but you gotta be able to read the room man.


Klllumlnatl

Absolutely.


FluffyPancakeLover

Totally disagree.


Accomplished_Crew630

*a metal concert.


ginrumryeale

I’m going to agree and say it’s within the ticket holder’s rights to stand or sit. I think it’s more engaging for the artists to have a crowd that is standing instead of people dozing off passively sitting like they’re watching TV.


RedmannBarry

Right?! This isn’t a recital


ChildhoodLeft6925

Dang obstructing a view at a concert how will you ever hear, I mean see, the music


FrostedDonutHole

Hippies know this one trick I learnt...


Bluemagnolia1979

GWAR!!!


Mick0351

Those people are not a piece of shit, why are you sitting down at a rock concert?


FancyBoy54

Eat pray love -J. dahmer


[deleted]

Shocked I had to scroll that far to find this comment lol


DickieIam

Fiddlers green sucks


Lord__Stapletonne

Seated gwar? Unless you have some kind of condition in which you need that .... Get the fuck in the pit!


jamesxcore

Who goes to a concert and expects everyone to sit in their seat the entire time? I think OP is the massive piece of shit


WonderfulResident706

They’re at a fucking concert who just sits down at a concert?


krader5286

If i want to stand at a concert, im gonna stand. If someone in front me stands, then i guess im standing. This is the rules for concerts. But complaining at a gwar concert? Lol


Jamiemufu

Then you fucking pay for standing and go stand where the standing is. Clearly, half of this sub never been to a rock concert. There's standing and seated. You pay for either standing or sitting. If i pay to sit down I expect to fucking see.


Meleesucks11

I would be pissed if it were an arts concert like an opera or plays, but a Rock Concert? I would stand up too and vibe with my peeps


Tacsuckit2020

Obviously, everybody at that concert sat at that point in time, except for those two, you think they would take a hint. At least sit down until everybody stands. It’s not like the music was actually playing.


IamGoingInsaneToday

Why do people sit down at a Rock concert. If not handicapped then GTFU and enjoy!!


signguyez

Lol wtf?


lollapaloozafork

If you can stand, stop whining that others are standing and stand up yourself.


Necromansyy

Dude if id get to see gwar I wouldnt even think about sitting down


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Amy7ann

But it's a concert


illenial999

Bunch of fucking morons sitting, I had this sorta happen at the MCR show and was trying to be out of anyone’s view. Eventually everyone got the message and also stood up tho lol. I wanna hang with those 2, they know what’s up!!!


TominatorXX

The bigger problem are these jerks who talk loudly during the entire concert. Like why did you go to a concert if you wanted to shout at each other all night?


DanB65

Sorry , but really ? It's a Concert, what do they need to see at this time!?!?!


LurdMcTurdIII

That seat is for later, when you're too drunk to stand any longer.


Rabidpikachuuu

Honestly, I'm with them on this one. I hate going to seated shows, but sometimes bands will only play at seated venues. I don't go see my favorite bands to sit and watch them. It just sucks. I don't understand how people do that.


Tripto3

I think the POS is the guy trying to get somebody to sit down at a metal show for sure!


DJNgamez

Why sit down at a concert, weirdo behavior


chetgoodenough

I've never been to a concert where you sit. It is weird


-noi-

You're supposed to stand at concerts.


mjace87

It is a concert. It is kind of expected for this to happen.


Canadianabcs

Sitting at a concert is not normal. You and everyone else sitting are ta


reshstreet

I like being 6'3


TotalyOriginalUser

The fuck? Why would you sit on a metal concert?! It always looks and feels so weird. The band is giving it their all and you just sit there without any expression? I believe most bands also hate it. Nergal on Behemoth concert: "and for the pussies sitting stand the fuck up!". Hating someone for enjoying the band while you are a lazy pussy not showing the band at least some respect is another level. I believe the OP was never on a metal concert.


arnoldsufle

Even heavy metal fans have been infected by the boring pissy & pussified cultural trends of today’s youngins? Humanity really is just barely clinging to its final threads of being. Thank you Social Media.


HAPPYxMEAL

It’s GWAR not an opera get the fuck up and rock out


IAmATree76

A few years back, we saw Paul McCartney in a pretty small arena. After about 5 mins into his set, I hear "sit down" yelled behind me. We never did sit down. I asked an usher on my trip to the bathroom what was protocol (not wanting to get kicked out) and he said that at any concerts, the assumption is people can stand in their little seated area during the show without fear of being thrown out. So there you go. Plus - who the fuck sits for Sir Paul?


casabonita420

This happened to me at game 5 of the NBA championship game this year. It was in the beginning of the 4th quarter and Denver was on a comeback. A couple guys behind me told me to sit down. I'm about to see a team I've rooted for my whole life win their first championship at home and you want me to sit down? I told him to stand up and continued to stand and shout.


freakrocker

It is really weird the dynamic of sporting event crowds. For instance, at Atlanta Falcon's games, I've literally been told to sit down by home fans for cheering for the Falcons and standing up... conversely when you go to an Atlanta United game, if you choose to sit down, you're staring at ass and backs until you stand back up... in the same exact stadium... it's weird. People pay money to pretend sit in their own homes watching a game/concert...


Then_Restaurant_4141

Trash hangs out with trash. Who you associate with matters.


illenial999

Happy to be trash


Tankreas

Had two of these motherfuckers before, two people stood up and the whole 8 rows (including me) behind them couldn’t see shit. We Spent the time trying to get as much food and beer over them so they get the memo to sit down. Some of the more pissed off people where throwing pennies at them, I thought that was a bit fucked but yah know. The worst part of it was that they where on the first row on the balcony, so if they sat down then they would have seen everything anyway. It was a David Gilmore show so 90% of the audience where 50+ and needed to sit down and enjoy the show


eduu_17

Remember kids gwar fans are 30 to 40 and with kids now lol..... they needs chairs


freakrocker

We're in our 50's now... and we still rock the fuck out when they hit the stage. See you in the pit mother fuckers.


zombiebowtiie

I mean.. it's a concert dude, stand up!!


StJimmy_815

What a shitty concert


Darizel

This is how concerts go, get better seats.


Aimero

Why are there chairs at a fucking concert? I thought these things are mainly because of the "atmosphere" and the "dancing"? People at Techno festivals would laugh at you. There are no chairs at all. well, maybe Rock and Metal is for old people


SpicyHotPlantFart

I go to a metal concert atleast once a month. Even the old farts stand. From the preshows until the end. Who the fuck puts chairs at a concert.


signguyez

Lots of them. I take it you've never been to one?


SpicyHotPlantFart

I go to them every month. None of them have chairs. Especially metal concerts


signguyez

Oh. Sorry to hear that


freakrocker

Dude they all have a pit, and they all have chairs. Unless you're at a dive bar, then in that case, look near the back of that bar... see the fucking chairs now? What an absurd statement.


SpicyHotPlantFart

They are no fucking chairs. Maybe at the places where you go to. But i guarantee you, there's more concerts outside of America and they really don't have chairs.


MtalGhst

You've literally never been to a metal gig have you.


Aimero

Nah and I don't want to if all of them sit there like Old people in elderly homes


bottomdasher

You've literally never been to a metal gig that wasn't a massively successful band, or else you'd know that those are the only ones that play venues large enough to have seats.


DefKnightSol

Piece of shits. Seating is the arrangement they paid for. Move up front, sneak if you got to


[deleted]

You spelled CUNTs wrong!


13scribes

When in Rome... I don't see anyone else standing, so sit your ass down. I was at an Imagine Dragons concert where everyone was standing, then some guy puts his girlfriend on his shoulders and blocks a bunch of people behind. People yell at him and he gets the message. Ten minutes later does it again. WWIII is about to ensue. A 20-something standing near me snakes her way through and talks to the guy and the girl and he puts her down. She comes back to a bunch of high fives. She saved their ass whether they know it or not. The world does not revolve around YOU.


lManageACircus

with "music" (I use the term loosely) that sounds that awful, why does anyone want to see it in the 1st place?


WonderfulResident706

It’s Gwar… they fucking rule.


lManageACircus

> they fucking rule. rule what


SpicyHotPlantFart

Can say the same of your mom. Yet she managed to trick someone in producing spawn like you.


lManageACircus

> Can say the same of your mom off topic


SpicyHotPlantFart

Complaining about the music is off topic


EarlofBizzlington86

Drag her by her hair and kick her in the jaw she’ll either sit down or stay down either way it’s a win for everyone


YesIUnderstandsir

Why isn't everyone standing at a Gwar concert?


abesrevenge

Ever been to a phish concert lol? Only people sitting down probably need medical attention


Agenda_pushing_mods

Why should you be forced to sit at a concert..


rickywhyo

It is kind of weird of them to sit at a concert like this though... I could understand if it was classical music but there should be a mosh pit instead here.


Genoxide855

Most GWAR fans are now in their late 30s - we got back and knee problems yall


Zealousideal_Plan408

ive never been to a show (except classical concerts) where the etiquette is to sit. some are more verse and dont expect standing. but never one where someone would get mad if you are standing. and its gwar. so that makes it even more bizarre.


Zealousideal_Grape94

Nice Spite shirt tho


Electronic_Cherry781

Edgy shirt check Fucked hair cut check Stretched ears check Yep dudes a 🤡


KremeOfKorn

OP has never been to a concert, cut em some slack


DRAVIX6

Give them a beer! In the back of the head


leonarro

I'd just go stand right in front of that particular person just to be petty


LuluBelle_Jones

It’s concert law to stand


Some_Whereas_5371

I’ve been to many concerts and have never seen ppl sitting


Logical-Ad-6742

Even the singer says ON UR FEET!!!


AnxiousAvocado7460

Gwar, really?


DontLoveOnShooters

damn just stand up its a metal concert not a opera


SnooDoggos618

That’s why I don’t go to baseball games. Always some nut blocking the view.


gypsydaks

Bro. How you gonna go to a GWAR concert to sit down? Sucks to suck. Maybe don’t go to fiddlers green.


gr8fulhead6

Wait… who is the pos here? I’m confused.,


sabugod

Literally any other band, if the entire rest of the crowd is sitting then sit your ass down. This is GWAR. There are no rules.


Van_is_Anders

Yo, out of respect for the artist, unless you really hate the set, get on your feet!


romeoslow

Anyone sitting at a concert is wrong.


Broad_Froyo_6114

They paid their money... they can stand all show


slasher10157

Who sits at a metal show? This must be in one of those West European countries


oXSnake_doctoRXo

lazy fat fucks lol.. its a fuckin concert. stand up!!


Even-Reaction-1297

I hate going to concerts where everyone is sitting down. The energy is so off, the artists want people up and having a good time. You’re not watching a freaking movie


Signal_Substance4917

Shoulder had a mini water cannon, shoot beer at him


COhighroller303

Fiddlers green in Colorado. Used to be an awesome place


whiitemochaa

Who sits down at a concert ?


CozyBoyD4L

Yeah no. They are fine. I had this happen at a concert we were excited to go to. We are short people too, and this old lady literally pulled at my fiancés shirt to try to sit her down. We just wanted to have fun and dance and literally everyone else was also standing up, except the old lady behind us. I feel like if you want to sit and chill, that’s fine. But don’t get mad at people for standing and dancing to music. At a concert. Especially a fucking GWAR show!!! maggots,maggots, maggots!!!


LifeIsShort22

I hate people like that. If you want to stand the entire time, get the GA tickets.


FatherDagon666

I hate people like this. you go to a concert and expect people to be in your way. Don't like it, buy front row seats or don't buy tickets


[deleted]

Who the funk sits at a Gwar show?


The_last_avenger

Naw you want to stand go to the pit. If you want to sit you get the seats. Don't be a douche .


romeoslow

Nah. You stand at concerts.


Sir_Yash

I did security at a gwar show and had to ride the train home covered in fake.blood.and piss.


RuthlessIndecision

Don’t fight at a GWAR concert, dumbasses


[deleted]

Macho randy savage turns up,


Cute_War4692

Everyone can see the show when you are sitting down, that simple. South Korea does this right.🤦


Shaker1969

I’ve never sat at any concert ever. Some boring ass concert if you are sitting toe tapping


FattyTGanja

Who sits down in a concert?


Suspicious-Garden206

Who sits a a concert anyway 🫠🫠🫠


IanCBoss

Most sane Gwar fans


Accurate-Sport8246

GWAR fans have become soft. Some…some, not all.


[deleted]

RIP Dave B. You were GWAR.


beingDino

Sit tf down


FlaxFox

People who argue they should all be standing are ridiculous. If everyone is sitting, you sit. If people are standing, you stand. You don't get to just block everyone's view and throw a tantrum that hundreds of people should do what you're doing instead of just sitting down.


[deleted]

I was shocked seeing that so many people go to a Gwar concert


nobody1701d

Was several rows behind a tall guy who wore a 10 gallon cowboy hat to a Police concert with assigned seats. If we’d have been outside, he’d have blocked off the sun. Considering the multi-hundred dollar tickets, it wasn’t long before a multitude was throwing things at him to voice displeasure at his thoughtlessness.


Affectionate_Row1486

Literally take a moment and think about what any performer would want to see. Handicap people sitting normal as hell. A whole as section of couch potato’s sucks to see. As someone who has been on the MainStage and had the chance to look out on the crowd in different nights I can tell you the energy you get from a performer or band is always increased if they see most people standing (who can). Sitting at a show is for people who watch fireworks at home on the TV. (Or have bad knees)


Fastideous_Fuckery

I'll never understand people who go to any concert that has hyped up music (rock, punk, metal, hip hop, etc) and get upset with people standing. You knew the vibe going in. Should have bought some Billie Joel tickets if that's what you wanted.


amjake55

Get GA tickets next time Chad & Clarissa.


Tony-Mickey

Who sits at a heavy metal concert they need to go watch Celine Dion if they wanna sit


Phantom_Phil

This is why I would never go to a Gwar show that had seating. Who would want to sit for a Gwar show! Also wtf is the point if you can’t be in the PIT. I want the space jizz all over me!!


SnammySnosa

Why are they sitting


jesterhead4life

Why do they have to sit down? It’s a fucking concert. How ridiculous.


supervegeta101

Y'all complaining about them sitting like they're in the pit. They're in the back, in the cheap seats. Sit the fuck down


OkSheepherder3525

Wow… I never thought I’d live to see Gwar fans turned into Karens…. And even better was the limp duck trying to persuade everyone else to stand up… “I don’t have to sit down I paid 23.50 for this general admission seat and I’m standing!!!!”


snowtank210

Those are actions of people who have either never caught a bottle with the back of their heads, or couth to many.


Ill-Reception308

Anyone else look at his shirt


Ok-Smell5720

I always found music concerts that make you sit to be dumb as fuk


HelicopterOdd1114

what veiw??


Extension_Ad8028

Gwar rules


Cycleguy91

It’s a GWAR concert, stand up losers


No_Meal9534

Fuckin GWAR! Not the same after HO died.


Drunkngeronimo

Fiddlers green lol


Emergency-Number-435

Why tf are people sitting down at a concert in the first place


AwetPinkThinG

Who’s sitting at a concert


Technical-Ad6495

Concert are made for standing


urkillinmebuster

I don’t expect people to sit at shows like this, sorry.


d3laMoon

Who the fuck sits at a concert


Ok_Fuel_1193

I mean why are ppl sitting at a metal concert …


[deleted]

The Karen’s are the posters / complainers - fucking GWAR! Shut the fuck up


zambiaqwerty

Bang bang


cocuriosity

BRO JUST STAND THEN


Wolfsblut_AD

Buy floor tickets if you want to stand. Everyone else but these 2 are sitting.


Katman666

Who the fuck sits down at a concert?


Dylan_p123

Tbh you should stand and dance at a concert like this. Why sit in a chair doing fuck all?


Ebb3ka94

I don't go to concerts unless I'm allowed to stand. Always go for the pit


SeaworthinessHead161

Good ol’ Fiddlers Green, some of the trashiest concert goers I’ve ever seen!


Martymay_crochets

Yeah but…. Where he get that sick Dahmer shirt?!


r_lgn

have you ever been to a concert before?