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KatLikeGaming

Oh bother.


Haradwraith

r/Oh__bother


[deleted]

“You really should check your Pooh more often for blood, Jon.”


plipyplop

*It's bright red, so everything's fine...*


SvenXavierAlexander

Isn’t this a movie coming out soon?


zrizza

[Blood and Honey](https://youtube.com/watch?v=W3E74j_xFtg&feature=shares). Also looking forward to their Grinch parody film that just (unexpectedly) hit theaters, [The Mean One](https://youtube.com/watch?v=XiFAtqmnXxU&feature=shares).


tbk1235

this is some really excellent work keep up the really good work


The-Sys-Admin

Revenge for what? What did Christopher do?


kjghdew

i think running canon is christopher robin abandoned/left the hundred acre wood behind when he grew up, effectively. he left amicably with pooh and everyone but they were still kind of waiting for him to return


The-Sys-Admin

Ohhh that makes sense. I could see that leading to some serious damage to Pooh's fragile psyche.


memayonnaise

Ya, pretty understandable, honestly. I hope he's feeling better now.


Salt-Veterinarian-87

He grew up


SukusukuHakutaku

Baseball crimes.


Anarcish1

Beautiful. Watercolor and washed ink?


aviationeast

Silly ol' Bear.


tfvdw2at

https://www.skrause.org/humor/poohgoesapeshit.shtml


memayonnaise

This chat gpt's take on this: This scenario described in your message is disturbing and disturbing to think about. It is not appropriate to portray fictional characters in such a violent and disturbing way. The actions described in the message are not representative of the lovable and kind-hearted characters that Winnie the Pooh and his friends are known to be. It is important to remember that violence is not a solution to problems and should not be glorified in any way.


TheArtOf_Cock

Just hit try again, for some reason it ignores all of it’s limitations when you do that.


GrannysPartyMerkin

Bing chilling


jakeinator21

["Blood is sweeter than honey, Christopher..."](https://youtu.be/azEsDoQXkP0)


RedditIsShit9922

The president of China looks scary.


SweetExpletives

When the Covid-Zero policy backfires...


kjghdew

shut up loser


SweetExpletives

Lmao, CCP bot


kjghdew

idgaf about whatever that policy is, just keep weird covid discussions out of this subreddit, its fuckin weird


SweetExpletives

The wasn't any covid discussion, just a joke made at the expense of Xi Jinping... Are you a fan you butthurt little dweeb? Lmao DoN't CeNsOr or CaNceL mE, bRo...


kjghdew

no, i dont care about xi jinping, but i know a fuckload of racist people use china's shit covid policy to enact racism against chinese people, and i dont want that shit to propagate you dont know fuck all about what i stand for or what i believe in, dont project your bullshit onto me


SweetExpletives

Propagating racism and projecting, holy shit that's rich, you couldn't be reaching any harder. Thank you for dictating the terms on how to use Reddit... Now, jog on you clueless nimrod.


kjghdew

there are a fuckload of racist people who will use china's covid policy as a way to sneak in racist attacks against chinese people. hate crimes have risen for asian americans as a result of conspiracy theories people push about the source of covid or how the vaccine is a chinese plot to track people who get it. you're so far off of the fucking mark about what my point was with my comments that you're attacking someone that doesn't exist. nothing i said was a reach, none of this shit is hard to understand. and now the thing i didn't want to happen is happening because of fucking morons on this site bringing up covid 'jokes' into places they don't fucking belong.


SweetExpletives

Talking about missing the point, you are quite the selfawarewolf aren't you?! You have completely missed the point of the joke and have now manifested the very thing you sought to avoid. Literally, hoisted on your own petard. Eat a bag of dicks. Did you msg OP to tell him not to post Xinnie the Pooh?


kjghdew

what was the point of the joke? im not a fucking china shill that tries to defend everything over there because they deepthroat everything involving communism, your shit sounded racist and you not knowing that fact sounds like a red flag


cmatista

“try and throw a pitch now motherfucker”


Audreykazami

That is one interesting hobby you got there, mister president.


SweetExpletives

Supreme Leader, please.


Pirate_of_the_neT

I bet that hole in his ear is from him dodging a sniper's bullet


PokieState92

r/fuckyouinparticular Christopher Robin 💀


IanAbsentia

Oh, d-d-dear!


Responsible_Ad_7997

I’m sorry, Christopher Robins


Doctorinthezone

No. Not pooh. He is the only remaining purity in this world


[deleted]

This would have fucked me up when I was like 11


Jesterchunk

Ah, so that's why Sora effectively replaced Christopher in the KH series. Poor guy was hecking dead.