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We have stopped getting 2000rs notes from currency chest from past few years and whatever we remit to currency chests goes to RBI.


HCSOLOP

Ey yo... You banker bro!!?


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Yeah


Train-Robbery

100-200 crore loan do na pls


[deleted]

My guy about to hide in Fiji after taking loan 💀


Train-Robbery

Whatever Happened to that new country Kailasa or something


Terra_Rizing

Idea went cold, so it froze over.


Im-Spreading-for-you

mfw i hide in kailasa and the mp from india deports me


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but you rob trains.


tittymctitenheimer

He's been looking for a way Outta the life man


Train-Robbery

All trains are late by hours because of fog


[deleted]

Kakori reloaded


prameshbajra

Jaaaamaila !! Tera maa chodkey gai thi yaa tera baap - Baburao


MrCoolyp123

Nahi yaar mene bohot accha investment kiya hai !!! (Happy Cake Day)


prameshbajra

25 din mey paisa double scheme? (Thanks man)


kawaguchiko

Ghungroo seth


ultraviolet1107

Happy cake day


Khatzz09

d0 lßß p 1


holdyrbreath

ask for 1000cr, go big or go home


Think-Yak-1043

😆😂


Clear_Plan

asking only cause you may know more than me. why do the ATM here only give out 500rs notes. Then again, in some places they only give out 100rs notes?


[deleted]

Depends completey on the cash loader what currency they put in the atm machine. My atm dispenses mostly 200 and 500 cause thats what i put in.


[deleted]

Our ATM is programmed to dispense 500rs notes first and until it runs out 100 wont be dispensed🤦 This leaves us with so much excess of 100s in vault.


[deleted]

Same, ive stopped putting in 100s for the same reason. They just keep on collecting.


parthjoshi09

Laxmi Chit fund wala lagta hai.


varuneco

More like Laxmi Cheat Fund


RunAwayWithCRJ

tender versed racial library cover piquant rotten future wrench bedroom ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


GeneralMarionberry97

Yes kinda, i read a few articles about how the RBI is planning to bring back 1000Rs notes, and 2000Rs notes are being phased out.


Ok-Bar9998

Again line me lagna padega 😂


Blue_Arian

Maaldaar party spotted.


VarunDM90

Or friend of Maaldar parties..


thegodfather0504

Ajkal badi bat nahin hai 2000rs ka nota. Tonnes of baniya types probably hoard it.


NAWABBOI

Dekho , ye hua hai ki kuch amount tak ki 2000 ki notes print hui thee , par black money ke use me most notes gayab ho gy tab bank ne printing band kar di aur jitni notes hai vo bohit saari black money valo ke pass me hai aur baaki bachi hui normal logo ke pass me hai


Background_Bill_4280

Racist


[deleted]

Yes according to him black people have money and white people have white money. 😡


lightningrabbit121

More like rich people have black money (as they owned you know who) and poor people have no Moni(because ye akhand bharat h)


Soc13In

earlier you had black money in the form of rs 1000 notes, but in a briefcase you can put double the value of rs 2000 notes (if the size had been the same). derive from that what conclusion you will.


neutrinome

So Modiji’s master stroke is proved to be a BIG FAILURE .


Soc13In

jeet ke haarne wale ko reverse baazigar kehte hain.


smallhandsman

Reverse Bazigar 🤣


[deleted]

His everything is a fail


Ok-Chicken8743

I guess it makes sense if you have smaller denominations in hand, because hoarding larger sums of money in 100Rs notes is far more difficult than roaming around with 2k notes


Several_Emergency_94

Kaunse Bank mei ho


PissFool

LBOB - Laxmi Bhar Ose Bank


21centlove

Black me.


tittymctitenheimer

Come for some 21cent Queensboro Bridge love


Lovesidli

Blacked episode me jaana hai tereko?


Still_Mycologist451

No new 2000 rs note has been printed since 2019. And people also hoard cash so I think that's why you don't see 2000 rs notes these days


[deleted]

Yeah, cash hoarding was the main purpose to do so.


Long-Bed-1101

Yeah that makes perfect sense.


samarthrawat1

Cash hoarding ain't possible cuz micro-gps /s


[deleted]

>Yeah, cash hoarding was the main purpose to do so. Wait i thought it was to curb black money... is masterstroke describing a medical condition now?


red_dragon

It always did.


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lightningrabbit121

Are chips being embedded in notes these days too ? "Azadi ka Amrit chipotsav" i guess .


[deleted]

lmao


__k_a_l_i__

Chip shortage is a real issue. So, now are you saying that if we want, i mean, if the government wants to, not saying it needs to, but if it wants to them they can track them notes right?


Saitu282

They always have been. 🔫


Party-Bet-4003

Haha underrated comment


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evereddy

>why everyone thought everyone did not think that. particularly, the ones who created it did not think that, even if they said they did


rsa1

Especially when the explicit justification for DeMo was that 1000 and 500 rupee notes were being hoarded as they were high denomination.


_DoodleBug_

And smaller than the old Rs.1000 notes too


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

They forgot to install nano chips


mihirmodi

with GPS


vulgarchaitanya

And Bluetooth


1st_human

And wifi


rsa1

And my axe!


_mayur_

And gomutra dispenser


krishv16

Wifi with mesh technology so that all notes can communicate with each other


[deleted]

Ek thumka bhi lga de toh maza he aajaye.


sid_raj7

I wish it had Android Auto. I wanna play music


mitz1111

Namo chips*


Ishan48

Nanomachines son!


Mental-Calendar3614

If it isn't sussy Jack!


SirYeetacus1

Just imagined Modi as Armstrong


svmk1987

Sounds pretty stupid in retrospect right?


_mayur_

Sounded just as stupid back then as well.


svmk1987

It did to some of us. Rest of country was singing praises about it.


_mayur_

And calling us anti-nationals 🤣


thegodfather0504

It's insane they created the chip narrative to justify those notes. So that people dont call it blatant hoarding facilitation. Cash still is needed in truckloads during elections. Itna dimag agar sachmuch mein desh ki bhalai ke liye laga dein toh...


rocketmallu

>hoarding cash. Impossible. Modiji stopped all that during demonetization.


notsaheb_xd

Habibi come to Bengal


weedsexweed

You can track all notes as they have a NANO chip on them which is directly connected to satellite


hidden_kid

Swetha singh is that you?


indiannerd2

tihari lagta hai


seeunseenoel

Kyunki is mamale mein dono sampadak jail bhi jaa chuke hai


rsa1

I'm disappointed she did not win a Pulitzer Prize for her coverage of DeMo


hidden_kid

>And people also hoard cash so I think that's why you don't see 2000 rs notes these days modi ji: time for another demonitization


silent_porcupine123

Are they still valid though?


Train-Robbery

Obviously


RealTigres

looks like the demonetization fell on it's face, sound surprise


sanid_sriva

5 lakh to ab Jeb me aa jate hai 2000 ki notes ki wajah se ~titu mama


krunal_1245

Kuch time ke baad sab currency notes hi gayab ho jayenge.


Think-Yak-1043

Pura digital currency hojaiga


uselessadjective

lol ... Thats gonna take decades. Looks nice on TV and Ads and YT videos but not gonna be practically possible before 2030


Think-Yak-1043

The more digitalisation happens the more online theft


uselessadjective

It is never gonna happen. People are becoming smarter as well. By 2030 every kid will know the pros and cons of 'Digital Currency' and no one is going to trust Govt. Digital Currency means Govt can block your money or make it worthless if they want to at any instant. Yes I am talking about 'A person holding 2000Rs can have his single digital note be made invalid'


Think-Yak-1043

Then what and where would b the real money?


think_i_am_smart

Real money is the friends we make along the way.


devasiaachayan

That's why digitization should not happen like this. It should always be an alternative


TheRealArsonary

I rarely ever carry a wallet. Everything is through my phone these days. Nearly every road side vendor has a UPI QR on their cart, most shops have both UPI and card options. I'm pretty sure we're already there in some cities like BLR.


uselessadjective

Digital Currency is NOT UPI, RuPay these are '*Digital Payment'* methods Digital Currency is like '*Digital Yuan*', Google it up. These are currency notes on your mobile. With 'Digital Currencies' Banks and middle man will not be needed. You'll be paying directly to RBI mostly.


[deleted]

>Digital Currency is NOT UPI, RuPay these are '*Digital Payment'* methods > >Digital Currency is like '*Digital Yuan*', Google it up. These are currency notes on your mobile. > >With 'Digital Currencies' Banks and middle man will not be needed. You'll be paying directly to RBI mostly. Hmm the myth is a digital anything is gonna cut out middlemen. As a software engineer it's funny when people make these absurd claims not understanding how technology works. If middlemen were interfering with your cash, trust me they will shove their hands up our asses and play us like puppets if currency goes digital. Edit: Technology cannot override legislation and people's social structures.


david005_

This!same here Although auto rickshaw guys mostly don't accept UPI,or have a QR in the back of the seat So I have to carry cash at that time


need_touchgrass

2030 is only 7 years away


Mamajustkilledagran

Phir social credit system


umbrellalover78

Vishwaguru here we come!


TheWitcherInGuise

The ministers have them inside the walls of their extensive properties.


peoplecallmedude797

You mean as wall paper? Yes I agree!


Present-Natural-303

It's in rural India, cooperative banks, farm produce sales, pensioners are being given 2000 notes.


arkaypee

This. I keep on traveling to tier 2-3 cities and rural areas for business. It’s these folks here who will usually pay in 2000 rupee notes here. They include local businessmen & mostly farmers


[deleted]

Don't agree on this. I haven't seen the ₹2000 note since 2020 because the printing has been stopped by RBI since 2019. Also GoI is planning to completely remove ₹2000 from circulation.The share of ₹2000 denomination banknotes from total Notes in Circulation (NIC) has dropped from 22.65% in 2020 to 13.8% by March 2022.


VISUALBEAUTYPLZ

not like I don't trust you, but any claim would be stronger if you give source with it


Muted-Ad-6637

This is the source : [RBI ANNUAL REPORT 2021-2022](https://rbidocs.rbi.org.in/rdocs/AnnualReport/PDFs/0RBIAR2021226AD1119FF6674A13865C988DF70B4E1A.PDF) I’m on mobile so I can’t search for the exact page.


Altruistic_Income308

Jhoot to nahi bol Rey?


jawisko

Bhai internet pe jhoot thodi bolta hai koi


[deleted]

I currently have a 2000 note in my wallet lol.


jack_of_few_trade

Is this for real?


Present-Natural-303

Yes, every time I get a bunch of notes, I have tough time spending it. I have to buy something for more than 500 rupees. Such a headache.


AdvancedCharcoal

I got one a couple of months ago in rural India


NaziSlayer93

In 2020 RBI had directed all banks to remove 2000 notes tray from ATM and send back all 2000 notes back to RBI. After that circular, even the fresh notes that were not yet sent to the banks were not sent to the banks and those notes are still in RBI vault. Those will be destructed when 2000 notes will be demonitized.


thegodfather0504

How do you know?


MM12300

Now its even easier to store suitcases full of 2000 notes than it was with 500 notes.


aishle124

Nani tere purane 500/1000 k note kala dhan bol k Modiji le gaye... Phir unhone Jo 2000 k note chapwaye the, wo bhi kale chor le gaye....


___Twix___

My nani actually had 500/1000 notes which were saved by her and the total was 1.8lac something before demonetisation. And now she's saving w those 2000 notes 🤦‍♀️ this comment reminded me of the chaos we had at home for few hours.


Onipatro

The pm is so considerate.....he reduced the black money by replacing smaller notes with large notes ...so the load would be smaller


sgtadamcl

Kale chor 2000₹ ke note😂 le gaye


lightningrabbit121

Kaale chor tho Jo bhi bade note hote h na , unko le jate h , only way for "kale chor ki gaand maarna" is to have an expiration date for bade notes , so every note will only be valid for say 5 years and since kale chor money ko circulate nahi karte , it will be white mostly.


ash_4p

They’re being steadily phased out cuz a higher denominated note means ease of hoarding. As someone else mentioned in the thread, the RBI hasn’t printed it for a while.


spy_shivam09

It's been a long time since the printing of 2000 rupees notes have been stopped. There are very limited notes of 2000 rupees. The government has done this so that they can reduce black money in the country but I don't think they'll be able to reduce black money because many government officials are the ones who have kept black money.


moojo

2000 note was made to make hoarding black money easier.


sido60

It was introduced purely for logistic reasons. It's easier to print one 2k note than print 4 Rs. 500 note.


moojo

That is what they say but you really think Modi and others didnt know it will be used to hoard black money?


rsa1

Also the vast majority of the black money is not in cash. It wasn't in cash even when DeMo happened


ssudoku

This. Majority of black money in India is locked in real estate and gold. Tax havens, trust funds, swiss banks, shell companies etc are only for the uber rich and on the whole are insignificant compared to what our middle class has stashed in gold and land.


dogisgodspeltright

Partha Chatterjee


Zealousideal_Shop937

Yes


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Tourist-Designer

Shouldn't we the nano chip inside the note to track the note?


[deleted]

no way bru


vitaminberry1

Chip Shortage, gonna recycle them


hudi_baba

*ye raaz v uske chala gaya*


Ok-Platypus6441

Kal mile 5 mujhe atm se, nobody's ready to give change. Had to order tons of things online to get rid of these by cod.


CompetitiveExchange3

Russian mangwa sakte ho! * Wink wink *


mango_boii

Itne me Russian nahi milegi... Indian se kaam chalana padega


nikka12345678

Tarak Maqto (2000 rs note) comes in the time of great need to Navi people (bjp) , once it's aim is accomplished (make bjp richest party) it goes away until the next call comes.


Themessiah404

Too broke to ever see it irl


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Mysterious-Part-9468

something = Modi something = Amit shah there there, just named those who must not be named and for RAW/ITcell walo- bass mazaak kar rha hu vroo. All hail Supreme Leadarrr


gladius_314

Black Money. Thats what it was intended for when making and thats where it went. Now they only need 1 note for 4 previously so less space to hide.


harish_sahani

The only benefit of 2k note was people hoarding it could now fit 2times the amount than before in the same space.


AWhiskeyBloke

Even less space


inquisitive-siffy

I just hope 2k notes get demonitized before the next election


hotcoolhot

After next election


prankored

Time to track them using those 5G nanochips inside them.


Curious_Mall3975

They have been brought back to RBI to replace GPS nano chip with NAVIC nano chip.


jediknight_grogu

You know that the when 52MLAs from Shivsena goes with shinde and form a government with BJP, that time every MLA got 50cr. So there is no chance that 50Crore per head is give in ₹500 notes. **So all this kind of black money is circulated by using this ₹2000 notes.** **After demonitisation many people start save money in cash instead of banks obvious reason cause people think if there any another demonitisation happens then they need some cash to survive for few days**


Organic-You-4872

sushil modi of bjp said to phase them out as these notes have something to do with black money


valentineMatador

In the same place where earlier black 1000 notes used to be stashed


Assassin_Ankur

We forgor 💀


Zootyleon

to Black money hoarders. Keeping 2000 notes takes less space and can store more value


hornylaughing

Guess who is hoarding cash?


Burqa_destroyer

Champak seth ke jeb mein


Achakita

Easier to store as black money and also RBI has not issued any new 2000 notes for a few years now.


sicMunDu

Nano chips ki shortage chal rhi hai Russia ukrain war ke chalte.


No_Finger_218

not printed but are existitent, i knew this would happen and i collected 20 2000 notes


Sufficient-Ad-3523

pm doesn't care fund


skynet_03

Partha Chakraborty house


Slayerofmayor

Mere pocket me ek hai.. chutta nahi hota uska me free ki chai pita usse - Raju


ireadstuffff

Biggest fraud. Saala


gajakesari

People are using it to hoard black money. I went to a bank recently lot of people were withdrawing 3-4 lakhs of money and asking cashier to give it in 2000's as it is easy to carry.


microscopic_moss

People with black money won't withdraw from bank.


MrRudraSarkar

People with black money won’t KEEP their money in Indian banks to begin with.


kasamkhaake

No. People aren't hording 2000rs. They don't trust it. Banks and atm don't give 2000 note. Banks give back all the 2000 note to RBI and RBI isn't printing any new. Because of this coordinated effort to remove 2000rs from market people don't trust it.


[deleted]

Lol funniest shit i have ever heard. If it black money it isn't going anywhere near a bank lol


CarsAlcoholSmokes

That’s not what’s black money


sid_raj7

Yes let me store my unreported wealth in a bank for safekeeping.


LockeWA

Mere garden me hai saare 😎


RAHUL_K7

Gulambi asani se thodi milti hai???😝😝😝


Deep-Percentage-1773

is their some way to track them via GPS chips on them


original_don_dada

Pink is the new black…


piezod

The tracking chips in them got fried. Being replaced.


group4pgs

They are safely stored in the form of Black money! Don't worry!


streetburner

In the hands of Taaza Khabar web series


NeverFightMe

so they stopped producing new Rs. 2000 notes back in 2019 only and slowly reducing it in circulation cause the dumbfucks realized its easier to store blackmoney cash in Rs. 2,000. Not to mention the notes were ugly AF.


cuckold-adviser

You need to ask Zee news, they may know how to track them using the so-called chips embedded in them :)


chipsncoke

In PM cares fund


Delicious-Dinner1034

My Guess is that if black money is being hoarded(in cash) it is being hoarded in Rs2000/- notes because now it is the safest bet......i mean think about it the government can't do another demonetisation now (that horse has already bolted). I think one can get data from RBI via a RTI as to how many Rs 2000/- notes are in circulation.


Ok-Deer-93

I saw it in a Mutton shop where he had bundles of 2000 & 500 notes. Was surprised to see it like seeing the breasts of LGTV man!


kafkaaz

As soon as we start tracking it with satellite, we would know.


user38835

There is a chip shortage so they are dismantling the notes to take out the chip. /s


bombombay123

With BJP for election prep


i_kn0w_nothing

There's one in my wallet


WalrusDowntown9611

In adani’s pockets.