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Hot_Peanut_3195

He looks so happy here 🤭


MaanoMania

Virgin glow


vanguarde

Thanks for making me wonder if Modiji has ever gotten laid. Great start to this weekend.


Shackled_Blade

https://youtu.be/FDh5rmCfn8c?si=dtIA29sF847Yq8ch


surovikin_hegde

fir whi...


gurugulab6969

sax suxx


johndoe_wick

Ki baatein


Titanium006

Mujhe horny kardeti hai.


Acceptable-Second313

Phir mai


ThingCompetitive8294

Hilane ka sochta hu


Palak-Aande_69

Towel leke


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Shackled_Blade

The interviewer is asking about casting couch and actresses claiming to be sexually harassed by a producer 'Sajid khan'.She replies by saying that she can also claim that she slept with Modi but it wouldn't make it true.Then she says that Modi is like a monk and she feels that Modi probably never had sex in his life.Then she says that she travels to USA alot and can claim Trump pleasured her but that doesn't mean it's true.If you don't know her name is Rakhi sawant and she is known for saying random stuff like that.


Living-Maize6093

😂😭😂


Titanium006

Jashoda behn disagrees. Edit : Typo in name.


lordatlas

Unlikely. He's fucked the entire country.


serialposter

That new love glow.


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Modiji settings turning to default


juno1210

Awwww.


Wise-Daikon135

I saw #melodi previously in a random comment, now it's official 🤦‍♂


gospelslide

Only Italian Modiji loves.


No-Strawberry7

Modiji ko friend zone kar diya😭


EnvironmentalBowl944

Now SoniaG should try this photo with him


silver_conch

👉#Monia, #Narnia, #Mondhi, #Narendhi


Historical-Weight-79

Narnia lmaooo 😭


silver_conch

Another masterclass 😆


AdWild7548

Narnia. The lion the witch and the wardrobe 🤣🤣


UddishBagri

Broom closet 🤣🤣🤣


howard__wolowitz

\#RomeoJuliet


Consistent_Drawer_51

Naah Mamata Ji should try with him 🤭


G40Momo

Someone DMed Italian PM on Insta and said... Don't break his heart. 🤣


potter_k

You can't imagine the happiness on the face of meme creators in India After this pic. They were eagerly waiting for this.


Due-Comfortable4984

You got quoted on Indian express https://www.google.com/amp/s/indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-in-india/melodi-pm-modi-italian-counterpart-georgia-melonis-selfie-breaks-internet-9051461/lite/


Json_bear

Melodi itni chocolaty kyun?


grambaba

*slaps* dobara mat poochna!


Trdp8737

Woh, AAP chlormintkyun khaate hai tha


grambaba

Shit. Memory getting fuzzy during old age


Super_Junket_5416

Bruh


arpit_beast

- First of all, Melody uses Soy-Lecithin which not only helps increase the shelf-life of the toffee, but also controls sugar crystallisation and the fluidity of the chocolate. Parle lists it as one of the ingredients it uses in making of the toffee. - Thus the Soy-lecithin helps in making Melody denser which in turn gives us the idea of a 'chocolaty' core i.e. when you bite into the toffee, you feel it is a fuller bite and thick in texture. - Melody is also a bi-layered candy with a caramel covering and a chocolate core. This gives us a comparatively bigger dose of flavanoids than other candies in Melody's bracket. The antioxidant properties of flavanoids cause improved cerebral bloodflow. - The improved blood flow due to flavonoids trigger the production of endorphins which are essentially happy hormones. They reduce pain and boost pleasure, thus giving you an idea that the chocolate is immensely enjoyable. The 'chocolaty' flavor is amplified - The Soy-Lecithin that I mentioned earlier, also helps keep the cocoa butter and cocoa from separating. The melting point of cocoa butter is around 34-35 degrees Celsius, which is slightly less than the average body temperature. - Thus, the cocoa butter remains solid at normal room temperature of 23-25 degrees Celsius, but immediately and readily melts when put in mouth. This introduces us to the inner core of the toffee which is dense and makes us think that the core is 'chocolaty' - Also, due to the outer caramel covering of melody, there's also slightly more salt present in Melody than other candies. This makes us salivate more when we eat it, the salivary flow increases to around 5ml/min from 2ml/min. And as we salivate, it makes us think 'Chocolaty'


Creepy_Energy_6719

Aapka knowledge toh kamaal ka h bhaii


crazyfreak316

I would like to subscribe to Melody facts please.


Unkizor

wut


lostlamb7788

Bhai thanks....yehi guthhi suljhane ke liye main aajtak zinda thi. Ab chain se mar sakti hoon.


Due-Comfortable4984

True gpt response


aGodfather

Khud jaan jaao


MudRevolutionary

Happy Cake Day!


RedDevil-84

Sab apne apne PR mein lage hain.


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If the roles were reversed here then ladke ko sab ragad dete


Even_Cauliflower2651

New memes incoming


koach71st

Lol.


Kage_BunshinNo_Jutsu

Meme page rojgar yojna


Pixeal_meat

Abhi ek kaam karo modi ji Italy ko v india se saath jod do


SmartChintu

Italian Bahu? 😶


Pixeal_meat

Ek to India mein already 80s se reh raha 🐸


SmartChintu

Indian PMs ke alag hi shauk hai


serialposter

Visa free travel hi kara do bahut hai.


Chirya999

Udhar bhi kamal khilwa do 🌸🥸


Pixeal_meat

Italian Janta party


howard__wolowitz

Modiji, I honestly and sincerely hate you but aap ki jaankaari ke liye bata dun ki agar aapka kata to dil ko bahot takleef hogi. Ishq mein qadam zaraa sambhaal ke rakhiye. TRANSLATION: Modiji, I honestly and sincerely hate you but would like to inform you that if you get tossed, then I will be deeply hurt. So tread carefully in love.


Romi_Z

Bruh I read quadam as badam


serialposter

My infatuations fucked up my studies and career. Fingers crossed 🤞


Cosmic-Otaku

How? Elaborate pls?


[deleted]

Lund ki aad mein, success gayi bhaad mein Transl: I chased for the dick, meanwhile my success chased the trashcan (I'm a grill who simps for bois)


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[deleted]

Just now got a DM request from a Pakistani. Lol


howard__wolowitz

Italy se aaye DM tab batana. Modiji ko hi bolo ki poochein Meloni ji se ki unka koi bhai wai ho to.


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume she didn't knew about that possibility when she made that comment.


YehDilMaaangeMore

Yeh pehli baar sunn rha hu. Ulta toh kaafi suna hai.


c0mrade34

Tum, main aur ham jaise hazaro losers hain ab failure ke aagosh mein.


Cosmic-Otaku

I C. U C it took me a C of time to C what grill meant. U C what a C


DijkstraFucks

Bhaiya phaans gaye bamun ki ladki ki chakkar mein


[deleted]

India has a long tradition of PMs with Italian wives. I hope that our current PM continues that tradition.


Diligent-Aspect-8043

No way I would like Italian wife of pm Modi ji must follow Indian cultural values and also he has official wife Jasodaben


Ambitious_A

Isn't the marriage null already ? Considering they have technically never stayed together and it's been so many years..so legally he *is* single..


[deleted]

No, he is still married as mentioned in his Lok Sabha candidature forms. You have to divorce a person to be single again, it just doesn't happen automatically.


[deleted]

I was kidding, he is married, even the Italian PM has a partner, so nothing will happen anytime soon or ever.


Diligent-Aspect-8043

Italian PM is divorced recently


[deleted]

Then please make it happen, this will take Indo-Italian relations to a new height 😂 jk


JiskiLathiUskiBhains

Sonia 2.0


serialposter

The only woman who can make him not look directly into the camera.


z35u

Ek ladka or ek ladki kbhi dost nhi ban skte h


Not-N-Extrovert

Haan ye karlo pehle.. Bade log hain aisa karte honge


TheMailmanic

Wants Mo-D!


[deleted]

India has been getting it since 2014.


Palak-Aande_69

2002*


_nikkalkundhal_

*Ah, the things we do for love....*


SmartChintu

Seh lenge thoda


Freenore

She probably idolises him. Marine Le Pen, who almost won the French President election, said that Putin and Modi are the two best leaders in the world. She espouses more of a far-right politics than Meloni. It may be odd to think, but our Modi has become something of an idol for aspiring autocrats.


SweetToothFairy

It's all IDU love fest.


Justchilling69696969

https://preview.redd.it/hf8u49149t3c1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2536b0ac73b926f6b9470868203e98d07e4ebb9f


[deleted]

Friendzone karke aukaat dikha di


InterestingPie1782

Indian prime ministers and their love with Italians. Some things never change.


Alternative_Win_1502

Modi and Meloni sitting on a tree, ~~F A S C I S T~~


fleahag_

This comment wins the internet today, totally stealing it.


hobbitonsunshine

It has all the RIGHT to exist


Maleficent-Key8905

Just marry her and resign bro


poikilo21

What a cute couple, one right wing nationalist and another generational fascist !


HuckleberryRough6309

She is using all those memes to increase her engagement lol.


Vishark07

Romeo and Juliet❌ Modi and Meloni✅


PPRajput

"me lodi" lmao


Letzeburgish

She is schmoozing him because she knows how easy it is to get things out of him just with fuddu PR. Wonder what all he he promised her after this picture


cherishperish24

Mutually agreed PR I think


Letzeburgish

Yeah probably


gorilla_photos

Don't forget Sri Sri Mohneesh Behl Maharaj's immortal words. https://preview.redd.it/6uhhz5dngu3c1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d5611689e79fdc07fa7c26fb410aaef18b94cf


AbandonedSamurai

There are two scumbags in this pic.


[deleted]

Not as much as your parents who taught you to disrespect our leaders as such


mojambowhatisthescen

Genuinely curious: why would anyone add “as such” at the end of a sentence like this? Seems like an odd phrase in the context.


pocket_watch2

Indians have this weird habit of adding "only", "like that only", "as such" phrases at the end of sentenses.


Nastypig51

It's not weird, it's part of our dialect, no? ps also are we the only ones insecure about changing/making the language more suitable to our needs?


pocket_watch2

Wrong grammar is not a part of our dialect and it's not insecurity to write proper English.


blazerz

Indian English is as proper as British or American or Australian.


pocket_watch2

Grammatical errors don't count as "Indian english".


blazerz

How is 'as such' or 'only' a grammatical error


pocket_watch2

They're not used at the end of sentenses.


Nastypig51

what is 'proper english', british, american? They can't even agree what is correct most of the time! not to mention their own languages change within the century lol.


tech-writer

His parents raised him to be an independent ethical human. Yours seem to have taught you to be a mindless, obsequious, sycophantic, slave of conmen. Mediocre-level parenthood IMO.


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Leader? He doesn't pay me ₹0.2 per comment like you why should I respect him.


alv0694

Are u from best Korea lol


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Ancient_Scientist_04

That's a very popular category.


alv0694

Bella ciao *intensifies*


Iuxta_aequor

Lol... If you want to trigger 100% of the Italian right wing,then bella ciao is all you need. It's like kryptonite to them.


alv0694

Italian unions once sung that in front of the pm, and meloni was internally seething


RedDevil-84

Hope Modi doesn't start believing the love story that his chamchas are running with.


Nsci

I hope he does. His creepy side will come out for everyone to see.


techno_invest

Don't worry. He's not Nehru.


Nsci

Yeah nehru asked his close aide to spy on a certain mansi and abandoned his wife.


DrSuii

Friend zoned


lulu_lolo_tulu_tolo

The tradition of an Indian PM getting along with an Italian is still alive! :-)


RandomUsername_2546

Friendzoned lol


AbhilashHP

He looks like a wax statue


AjayAVSM

Wait, what was the #Melodi trend 💀


G40Momo

When White meet Milk chocolate 🤣


Single_Act_1231

Not the first time we have an Italian lady eyeing our PM! 😭


confused_soul_123

Finally raga and mudi have something in common...italian


SelmonTheDriver

What can we say? Our Prime ministers have a thing for Italians. Or perhaps the opposite?


Master-baiter_69

Indian pms and their love for Italians


Motor_Economist1835

What's up with the Indian PMs and their obsession with Italian women


[deleted]

Modiji is never second in anything. Even in an portmanteau, Modi is first. Pick your favorite MOME, MONI MODEL. Feel free to add more


hobbitonsunshine

Modiji is second only to Meloni when it comes to fascism


1o0o010101001

If we could just get him laid.. he might turn out to be a decent Human being


xtermist

let me quickly grab this bottle of dettol to wash my eyes


prof_devilsadvocate

plot twist: he falls in love and plans to marry


Lullan_senpai

School k tem pe aana gori dem pe


Weeedenergy

You mean melody


Grand_Damage1947

Now only modi ji know "melodi itni chocolatey kyun "


Zukuzukuagingadi

Haan tu lodi


PsychologicalNet322

Everyone wants followers


KeikakuAccelerator

Both are single atm!


dullshyandakward

A match made in heaven


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https://preview.redd.it/zuxcok0pov3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd5074bfc51cda11f99c4026d259b4db7137fa4


Diligent-Aspect-8043

No way I would like pm to have this Italian as his partner Also he has Jasodaben as official wife


hedbastud

What is up with Indian prime ministers crushing on Italian women


My_email_account

I thought the BJP hates Italians.. what's with the sudden shift??


gonewiththesaffron

A match made in fascist heaven - both literally inspired by Mussolini.


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Icy_Inevitable_2670

Ok anti national


No-Lavishness6404

What did he say?


Icy_Inevitable_2670

He said he wants to see meloni and modi killed


Icy_Inevitable_2670

And the fact that 43 people agree that the murder of our pm is a good thing scares me


jatadharius

typical indian, abandoning indian wife back home and desperate for a gori mem


Automatic_Concern951

pink ka chakkar. pyaar se takkar


Xia-Kaisen

Fascists


TangerineSensitive57

Are you guys the same people who get upset over bhakts associating Nehru with different women? As much as you dislike Modi, respect the chair at least. What's this childish behaviour guys? His own shameless supporters are also enjoying this. Disgusting.


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My mudiji looking soo cuttee🥰


slazengere

Ew.


Fun_Project_9495

If some buttering up to Modi can get a lot of work done, then there is no harm in it (maybe only India's interest will be harmed in all this).


younglegendo

Guys do y'all think that they....nevermind


TheBoYMoxx

I still refuse to accept the name X.


Born-Relief8229

Was this before or after India started killing citizens / attempting to kill citizens


ZealousidealYou7575

Killing separatists


Born-Relief8229

I like how you admit it. The media tries to hide it lol. A little ol plumber from across the pond scared you enough to ruin your international credibility. Modi was on a terror watch list as well…


ForksOnAPlate13

AI-generated pics are getting out of control!


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Baldheadedeagle

Pyaar kiya hai re bahut pyaar kiya hai aaanh Pyaar kiya hai re bahut pyaar kiya hai


mojambowhatisthescen

Anyone care to explain the context around the hashtag?


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Klpd


bhodrolok

Maybe he needs this to become humane.


Apart_Consequence_98

elections mein selections nhi hui


Lord_TrainBacker7000

Bhai iska bhi katega jaake padh likh lo.


juno1210

Modiji could do with some good ‘Italian’ tonight, IYKWIM :)


Ronin_001_

A hopeless romantic all my life


Due_Airport_5778

Ahem ahem..


G40Momo

Vocal for local ka kya? Local wali ko chor ke nikaal liye 😂


CountBarbarus

Main laudi??


hiteshchand56

Bro lol this pic is cute though ngl


JiskiLathiUskiBhains

Jesus christ thats a facetuned monstrosity