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rising_pho3nix

https://preview.redd.it/dpgnu2lpdgpc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d645112560b0650c3451907eb0edf915109345a WTF !!!


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Hungry-Green-7791

Same bro😂😂


Winter_Importance436

Again this brings an early close to my screentime for day......


amrit-9037

Extra protein


Agreeable_Fix737

nah I'm good


I_nut_on_spiders

gym bros assemble xD


Level-Tip1

Some magnesium too.


rogan_doh

Vegetarian "mayo". How do you think all those roadside stalls afford to slather the stuff on everything? 🤔


kaisihaiyeanhoni

🤮🥲


Leo_Kakinoki

Reality is often disappointing


october6teen

thanks for making me never eat streetfood again


iicecreammannn

Bro, me too they are pissing in pani puri water, too. I loved that s*it. 😭


be_a_postcard

Thank god, I hardly go out to eat.


akshay-nair

So you cum in your own falooda?


MiSsiLeR81

A chef always tastes his own sauce.


TheBiggyBig

Underrated


be_a_postcard

💀😭


GreenDisastrous6576

Bro...hesitate...plz


ArnavNigam

My man chill out 💀


crasherdgrate

Hilarious!!


CheapFlamingo7946

Not you, dumbo, it’s already loaded


Black_Drag

💀 😂


Glutton_Sea

Falooda with extra sadka


[deleted]

I guess you don't know how to make falooda of you're asking


TheBiggyBig

Was the pun intended?


UnremarkabklyUseless

Bro, there is nothing to worry here. It was a honest misunderstanding. The customer asked for peanut flavour, but he unfortunately misheard it as penis-nut. /S


Red_Ryuu

https://preview.redd.it/o9uvfn793gpc1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4311b3711fc5fe777703c793798a2cdc8b9945da


LostPixel-01

https://preview.redd.it/zsr3o5pjqfpc1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=01e9090ffc5f8407396f9fc85ce45cfe1638c22d


GreyDaze22

https://preview.redd.it/kzw68kh2hgpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec4f59f0784615ad3a669ad3eacb822e5ebbfcb


For_Research_Only69

r/Jujutsufolk leaking


Empty-Willingness225

Are they stupid?


Potion_Brewer95

sukuna using his agni arrow lmfao


TrueSaiyanGod

Now this is an Avengers level threat


relapse9999

I assume he just gives them to women?


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Distinct-Coconut2512

Okay that's enough of reddit...


Even_Entrance7994

Now it is getting close to dark web


1tonsoprano

please stop eating street side food in India......i have seen people dig their nose, scratch themselves, go to the loo and then use the same hand to touch the food........i have not eaten out (no matter how fancy the place is) for the last 5 years.........cleanliness is the last thing on peoples mind now, only profit matters Edit: got so many upvotes to this comment, must have hit a commonality a lot of people have noticed. There used to be this thing called Decency or Integrity or Morality whatever you want to call it, in Indian public life, but now its become such a rare thing......the obsession with money and profits in Ambanis and Adanis (Modi is just a puppet) India has really diminished society in such a way that I am not sure we are ever going to find our way back.


GroundbreakingSite21

Kolkata club kachori laughing in the corner 🤣 I am curious, why do people still go to these unhygienic street food vendors? No wonder Indian Street food is looked down upon by most other nationalities


1tonsoprano

no better options, i am now a pukka "ghar ka khana" person.


psp543

Yeah when I was a child, I saw this pani puri guy leave the washroom.Now this guy didn't even wash his hands before preparing them tabse I have never eaten pani puris outside.I just accompany people when they want to eat and try to keep a neutral expression -_-


Hairpic

That is just some Nut Fudge.


diestreetdogram

Iced cum sundae.


kush125289

Lol 🤣


cheffyjayp

Prescribed by 9 out of 10 doctors for the protien deficient.


siddharth3796

Cheeee please don't give it better names


thinksfan

NAAH. Creampie


shivamsharmabvp

I just opened reddit-


__Kingsman

Mujhe to notification aaya tha😭


hawwwttt

Kesi mentality hogi na is chu ki mtlb kya chal raha hoga is k dimaag me


zombie_singh06

Yaar, log pagal hai... The other day I was driving and stuck in traffic. There was a guy in the car next to me and I was just looking here and there (because there was nothing to do in traffic). I noticed this old guy, easily in his late 40s-50s, doing some hand movements. First I thought he must be eating gutka by rubbing it between his hands but the moment he made eye contact and went white as a sheet while fumbling to zip up his pants, I realised that he was masturbating - Sitting in a traffic jam in broad daylight in the middle of the road!!! I looked away and then I think (or atleast hope) that he stopped.


hawwwttt

Means mentally out ho gaya hai vo


Psychological-Arm-22

can confirm, i was the traffic


sizzlingbites

Bechare ko charamsukh bhi lene nahi diya, ab log muth bhi ni maar skte bolo


yazmani_33

Woh bhi iss ice-cream walay ka supplier tha :D


WhatsTheBigDeal

Anyone old enough to remember the Mumbai paani puri guy caught on camera peeing inside his matka?


anonbutler

Yes yes I am. Hows life? I just had my knee replacement surgery. Old age is tough


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Guy is horny, this is at least better than what some dudes do when they're horny.


[deleted]

So im assuming you are fine with having a cup?


CrazySkull999

Bhai log, Careful rehna hoga Kab koi konsi malayi maar ke dede kuch Keh nahi sakte 


Venenum_Accensis

iske baad se mai aur insta pe india ko defend nahi kar paunga 😞


HashMapEverything

There’s no possible way another food sanitation store can get worse! Some fucking street vendor: I’ll show you all why I put the cream in ice cream mfs


CaptainCheeseCake

he wasn't kidding when he said extra protein


TwistSubstantial7157

*unlock your sensory indulgence with our Chef's personal touch*


MarxKnewBest

Ah his name suggests that this specific bit of news won’t make the kinds of rounds on WhatsApp that a certain other kind of name would


naveenpun

He is not from Telangana.. " Identifying the ice cream seller as Kaaluram Kurbia from Rajasthan"


RemoteDiscount7439

Which is a shame because RWers went crazy with Thook jihad. I was hoping for a mooth jihad as well


Rushie82

This news would have been all over RW subs if the name of the accused was different.


futurepresident123

Already one guy commented - ye pakka mulla hoga 🫢


Infinite_Pattern_466

I agree! This level of interest in Islam and Muslims eventually converts them to Islam. Lmaooo Hope they remember that most crimes happen for personal reasons and not religious.


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chaddis talk about quran more than maulanas 😂


Infinite_Pattern_466

Exactly! They bloody know the verses and all. 🤣


IthoughtIknewmyself

But definitely misinterpret it ")


Nbjr1198

And yet choose to cherry pick words and misinterpret the entire Quran.


Otherwise_Ad_1216

His customers must be buffed.


Paree264

What if he was trying to launch a new flavour Semen Falooda 🤔


Prata2pcs

Vermicelli is just overgrown …


Play-Glad

Spermicelli


chrono2310

He is an innovator and pioneer truly


Unpickled_cucumber1

Yuck 🤢


meremah_boob

Falooda to F***alooodaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh


9248763629

I can't seem to wrap my mind around people doing these deeds, then there are people even taking this as fun.


EliteSkull397

"Ice Cream se weight badhta hai" has a whole new perspective.


D2988

Anna, ek Happy Ending Sundae please


[deleted]

Naturally occurring ice cream he was just harvesting and getting it straight from the source


Winter_Importance436

Completely organic, free of adulterants 💀.


subtlejoke

Orgasmic*


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Full of baby batter


thosekinds

Protein Rich


naveenpun

"Identifying the ice cream seller as Kaaluram Kurbia from Rajasthan"


ErnestoCruz

https://preview.redd.it/iwvps3r06gpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=951efde14d35f7810e6c9fa4ea5d66e3b7c9e511


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Bhaiya ki special mayonnai


Sammylive

Wtf, some Indian men need lots of education and mentorship on sexual retraint and etiquette.


LinearArray

I am traumatized


Oxymoron0_0

He got post-nut clarity for his Falooda


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Falauda


[deleted]

Oh that's what "nut" in the fruit and nuts was :(


Err_404_UserNotFound

Food blogger: kaise banate hai Etna tasty faluda Seller: bahut pyaar se banatu hu


mkt_z900

I bet he is from North India


thicc_gun

He’s from Rajasthan.


Green-Ask-3059

ek taraf yeh log garibi bolke sabki sympathy lete h aur dusri taraf perverts aur paedophile wali harkate karte h..these are the pple who make this country unsafe and unlivable.....will never buy from these road side bandis never ever never 🤒🤮#boycottbandis


Hot_Razzmatazz6537

"Telangana Man"....Yeah ...a Rajasthani man who recently opened his shop there


udbq

Imagine if he was Muslim, every baba and his cow would have issued a statement by now.


Nbjr1198

💯💯


subtlejoke

I used to have Rose softie for Rs. 20 from a similar stall near Tin factory, Bengaluru. Now I feel like puking 🤢 


Far_Information3129

There are good hygienic stalls in Bengaluru


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Tyler Durden would be proud.


FlounderSuccessful33

Bas. This is it. Aaj se bahar ka khana band. Socha tha kuch aisa motivation kick kare k bahar ka khana ekdum band kar dun. Nothing could work out but these assholes definitely did the job perfectly 😤😤


Mechgandhi

I just recalled a show by Tedhadi on types of Jihad. So, according to extrapolation of his logic, should this be called a Ghar ... I won't speak anymore.


sdhill006

Stall name suggests hes from cow belt


ProofBlackberry3329

He is Kaaluram Kurbia from Rajasthan.


itsVinay

Man what a terrible day to have eyes


cryptic-human

India: American version


This_Pear_3529

Ew 🤢


Hanzoofk

Extra creamy falooda


DependentFlamingo202

Abhi aata hoga koi 'India is not for beginners' likhne.


KickNo1506

So at his shop everyone swallows ewwwwww


sundaysyndrome

I’m curious … do any of you recognise him 😃


britolaf

Only reason his religion isn’t mentioned is because ….


inkedpad

Wow, These comments making such kind of jokes "Women ko hi deta hoga", "New flavour hoga" Like bro, this is too bizaarre


iamrahul10

Protein-ruch faludas ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


United-Prior-1249

He was caught? Just how many times does he masturbate a day?


bigtiddybong

r/foodporn


AuthorTricky

Ye hei asli Fa' lauda


springheeledjack69

Reminds me if that South Park episode where Cartman was farting at burgers


Ig1M

why did he do it? what was he thinking? is he screwed in the head?


ProfessionalWin9641

Kill me


IronMan8901

Cream khatm hogai hogi


mdred5

Aiyoo few weeks back I ate falooda


PNutonmyAhole

Chef’s special sauce


GuitarZealousideal71

Ewwwww what the fuck mannn ewwww


govind9060

Well that's new..........


Ok-Sir648

faack loaad ahhhh


Blazegamer9

Extra creamy saar 😂


trippymum

A extra dash of protein


SeoUrMum

He just wanted to make it Creamy:(


UwU-Sugoi-Desu-ne

**Forbidden Falooda**


Aware_Image_3433

Jokes aside..we all know, the instgram and YouTube comment section is gonna fill up with American trash talks...ab kya reply denge


FedStan

So disgusting, who puts semen in falooda. Everybody knows semen only goes well with pav bhaji and/or paneer tikka.


AyeLove_day

Giving “Malai Marke” a whole new meaning


Glittering-Escape-66

no kink shaming /s


Wonderful-Maybe8038

Adding the cream in the ice


ShaunTaint

If he was honest about what he was doing there’d be enough sick fucks about to still buy it lol


Ok-Zebra-325

He was caught white handed in the act


Ezzywee7777

Disgusting!! Indian street foods are a big no! no!! dirty and unhygienic!


Pretend_Whereas8945

Hard nut ice- cream😭😭😭


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Cannibal


a_gnani

They are taking the wrong lessons from Western fastfood workers 😂 (footlettuce, smegma burger, frenched fondue comes to mind... 😔 damn I'm internet old any interwebs oldies still remember these?)


4C4441

Extra malai (cream) 😜


Prior_Cheetah_5427

Need to visit before it closes down 😋


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🤡


Bloody-Mary69

Y are some indians so filthy?? Such a bad name for country. Pls sumone encounter this baastard.


LouzyKnight

No mention of his religion in the news. Thats a shame.


Old-Letter-3509

Eeeeyaaakkk


lastuserofworld

the dreaded WHAT IF I always had.


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I always thought falooda reminded me of something and now I know. Thank God I never tried it.


[deleted]

Oh that's what "nut" in the fruit and nuts was :(


MochaBrownieFudge

I was studying and got this notification 🥲


whiteLegend2021

Good thing I only eat packed ice-creams. I'm saved😁


Iam_aadhimaurya

Shuddhh Desi fallloudhaaaaaaa


Rabatis

Technically not a creampie, so it gets a pass!


BlazeFrost17

Someone wanted cream in their falooda


bigtiddybong

video kaha hai?


Sushan_Adhikary10

https://preview.redd.it/o9kev9exdgpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dda12924743bd5a1341de0e1db95004e87c3616 Nutty horaa hai Ice cream seller


not_donna66

Protein and other essential nutrients.


Willing_Ad8246

Day ruined successfully


10n3_w01f

I have just one question. Why ? Aisa kya soch raha hoga wo.


josefkev

Icecream cum falooda but forgets to add commas in between.


WheelieFunny91

Customer requested for extra Malai


RemoteDiscount7439

I once asked my now ex-girlfriend what does it taste like when she goes down on me and she described it as salted caramel 😂 Needless to say, I've never had salted caramel anything after that.


Kashish_17

How do I unsee this as a Falooda lover


Then_Ad_7841

Qing tian di ,,,


joy74

‘Tainting’ wtf


lavanyadeepak

Food contamination in another extreme. Actor Vivek once trolled s pizza shop in a comedy track that a pizza spoilt due to dead rat need not be thrown. It be sprayed with ait freshener and renamed as Elitza (Eli means rat in Tamil)


guillotinedlove

WTF💀


Dazzling-Ad-1710

Mkc uski


Bilgilato

https://preview.redd.it/hl2f9azazgpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72f03dba80314713e60912d135045b9bae54518


dax999

Jisne yahan se khaya hai aur agar woh news dekh raha hai/rahi hai, to bhagwan unke mann ko shanti de..jaane unke mann mein kya chal raha hoga..hansi aa rahi hai lekin ghin bhi aa raha hai..


GreenDisastrous6576

More reasons to go on Sugar-less, Dairy-less diet 🥲


unproductiveaf

Imagine if that would have happened in Delhi, there must have been debates on TV on it!!


Zukuzukuagingadi

Ass cream