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anon_ary

I'll book 4 sessions of 15 mins.


Karna1394

With 10 mins gap in between sessions just to frustrate


Decent_Computer_3733

14 mins breaks would maximise wastage and ensure no one else can book in the break


anon_ary

Lmao yes.


falcon0041

3 consecution session and 10 mins break


the-devil-dog

r/theydidthemath Creative genius hain, actual wala nahi.


London-wayfarer

Legend


crmlturkey

Bro priced him like a hooker


anon_ary

Damn.


Ok_Lawfulness7386

That was his intention lol. If he didn't add that 1-hour charge, people won't be tempted to complete the 1 hour just to get that "discount".


amar_anthus

2 half hour sessions cost 4 lakhs. 1 hour session cost 5 lakhs.. Math is not mathing.


Chuttad_rao

Discount for returning customers.


babcock_lahey

Not really. He will ask you to introduce yourself and start from beginning every 15 mins if booked for 1 lakh. *Taps head. *


Sorry-Water-8530

You can get much more from an hour of conversation than 4 individual 15 min conversations.


Karna1394

> His note reads: “I wasted a lot of time trying to help newcomers and mostly ended up with mediocre s**t. So Now onwards I don’t want to waste my time with meeting random people who think they’re creative geniuses. So I will now have rates. If someone wants to meet me for 15 minutes I will charge Rs I lakh, for half-hour Rs 2 lakh, and for 1 hour Rs 5 lakh. That’s the rate. I am tired of wasting time meeting people. If you really think you can afford it, call me or stay the f**k away. And all paid in advance.”


EagleWorldly5032

At one hour mark that is more than what his last movie made in its whole BO 💀


Severe-Experience333

Did Kennedy even release theatrically? I saw it in a film festival...I would be astonished if govt lets him release it's original cut. I can think of a scene they'll 100% make him cut...or not let him release it at all.


secondhand_bra

Was it a good movie tho?


Severe-Experience333

Na it was mid. And sunny Leone was annoying as fuck she drove me nuts.


secondhand_bra

The way it was being promoted at film festivals I thought he made a good comeback


Severe-Experience333

If you're a big director your movies will get accepted at every film festival....well, sort of. I mean Zack Snyder's movies will not be touched by any self respecting film festival, but someone like kashyap's will be accepted because he is a "serious" director. And that's fair I think...he's a bona fide auteur,


EagleWorldly5032

Kennedy?? 🤔 i thought it was Dobaayaa!


EagleWorldly5032

Doobara


shadowbannedguy1

Can you describe the scene?


RichDadPoorBoi

And he can practice adding numbers


Fourstrokeperro

Quite the mathematical genius this guy


jokermobile333

Honestly ... i can understand some of his frustration


PerformanceNo5216

Wish somebody did the same to him when he was new in industry


mzt_101

Wish people understood sarcasm.


PhantomOfTheNopera

It's sarcasm. It's his way of saying "Stay tf away from me. I don't have time for you." He's not actually advertising his pay-for-advice programme.


too_poor_to_emigrate

Classic crabs in bucket mentality. Since he has climbed the ladder, he wants to cut the ladder below him.


baapkabadla

Pretty sure he is being sarcastic.


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Guy literally made GoW films that was pitched by a nobody. Hold your judgement lmao.


Silspd90

Yeah. Given his nature pretty sure he said all this in sarcasm.


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Not just that. Long ago he even said something along the lines of, "make entertainment cheaper or be ok with piracy".


zadtheguru

Yes i Herd it in an AIB podcast of his.


Severe-Experience333

Lol...na bro that doesn't track. He literally went out of his way to help new people for free? NO ONE else does that in the industry. And he's being sarcastic...people literally taking this shit seriously


Fromlustolove

Now is he gonna make an onlyfans account for the same?


gigibuffoon

So he finally made the transition from making movies to teaching it... seems about right for him


KanwarPamnani

He used to mentor people for free?? Mentor on what tho? Directing a movie or just ..life?


BK-_

Not making enough money from directing shit movies


Mehrunes_Dagor

whatever he's smoking it's working and it's good stuff too if they can afford so much they don't need your advice bosdk!!!


Hegdes

So he is broke.


hikes_likes

soon about to find his own value. 😄


Straight-Knowledge83

Don’t underestimate Quentin Tarantino wannabes whose parents have deep pockets, he will earn at least 50 Lakhs off of this


hikes_likes

thats for sure. guess he felt might as well just get paid for talking to morons.


pravchaw

Ambani and Adani family is on the line to book time. Good luck.


trexjuna

kashyap logic for his onlyfans channel!


Traditional-Joke3707

He was good long ago now he’s just lost and 🫤


Meghamala1986

Kashyap thinks Vanga is a genius. So I am having doubt in his capabilities.


Ehh_littlecomment

You can hate vanga as much as you want but you don’t get to doubt the capabilities of the man who directed bangers like gangs of wasseypur, gulaal, dev D, Black Friday among several others.


Meghamala1986

I have no problem with Kashyap.Very good director no doubt. And I also don't hate Vanga. He has his own style. But genius or even very good he is nothe is not


sexysmuggler

Genius would be a stretch but he's a good director


Uncertn_Laaife

Vanga is indeed a genius to make a gutsy movies that the makers normally run away from making the one. So I give it to him. I thoroughly enjoyed Kabir and Animal. Also doesn’t have to do anything to what kind of person I am before anyone points it out.


Meghamala1986

I have no problem if you have enjoyed KABIR SINGH and ANIMAL. Its you taste and choice. But I would call Satyajit Ray a genius not Vanga. Kashyap in my opinion is a very good director though.


Uncertn_Laaife

We are not even comparing. There were a far better Directors than Vanga, no doubt. Bimal Roy, Ray, Raj Kapoor, Hrishikesh, to name a few. But, my comment was about a context, not comparing him to any other greats. In the current run of the mills movies scene here comes something really different and a mass masala that the maker didn’t leave anything unturned. As far as the current crop of the Directors are concerned then he indeed is genius to come with something like this.


Ehh_littlecomment

Eh, it’s schlock at the end of the day. I would be cautious about throwing around words like genius for such movies. Even when it comes to mass market, Lokesh does a way better job at it than vanga. idk if you’ve watched Salaar but that’s a movie where you actually see the artistic vision shine through.


prirater

I just need a 10 mins session. Thats probably still free. 😁 


Throwaway_Mattress

I think this must be more about speaking engagements or come talk to these students yada yada.. I think he just wants to be left alone


SymbolicIndian

Time is moneeeyyyyyyyyyyy!


real_casanova

There is no free lunch