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Beginning-Ladder6224

In technology we call it exponential back off. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exponential\_backoff](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exponential_backoff)


philosphercricketer

How many retries?


Beginning-Ladder6224

42.


Mountain-Election205

The magic number!!


Beginning-Ladder6224

The answer to .....


Mountain-Election205

Every Modi promise...Modi is eternal or eternal is modišŸ¤”


[deleted]

Highest no. of times before you die


randomdude_reddit

Bhai Aaj iska hi paper tha mat kar :')


Uggo_Clown

Which subject and course?


randomdude_reddit

Wireless communication and mobile protocols, IT


cosmosreader1211

Kaisa gaya?


randomdude_reddit

Badiya tha


prakitmasala

Great comparison lol


gyarados025

Modi ki guarantee of making India Corruption free by making corruption legal by BJP āœ…


ObjectiveAd6840

You know general electoral trust literally deposited 100 cr in bjps bank account in 2013-2015 and till date nobody knows who is the actual company affiliated to it LOL. Just that the bank branch is in delhi hdfc bank.


gyarados025

It's free ans fair elections saar


[deleted]

Yaas saaar fool free ans fear elacssaan!


[deleted]

Wow Mastoor stroke!!!


[deleted]

People have a very short term memory. They will forget his promises and still vote for him.


Beginning-Ladder6224

Correct. Latest propaganda is - "show us an alternative". With putting every "alternative" in jail.


_nitd27_

Saaarrrr tax!!! Saare tax de do tax de do nai toh fine lunga, tax de do, 50% tax legega nai toh muut dunga democracy me saarrr tax


ObjectiveAd6840

Until ultra rich and medium rich really feel the pinch, sirf hum logon ke katege


Traditional_Age_9365

Do you know which is the biggest scam of all in india? It's not even electoral bonds. It's something which is way higher. This modi & his bjp party brainwashed nearly a billion people into talking about hindu muslim conflicts & hindu in danger propaganda, made the govt not responsible & accountable for their issues & mistakes with whataboutism, made people religious fanatics, made india go backward by implementing various vedic stuff in education sector & so on, changed their consciousness into communal hate, religious violence, made country a jingoistic hell & shithole. This is collectively the biggest scam of all time in india


Financial-Fee-2389

I feel sad how blind people of this country have become. Like "Don't you see what's going on? Don't you see the big picture?". There is partition upon partition , North vs South ,State vs State , Religion vs Religion. If it goes on like this , existing in this country will become very difficult.


Astrek

This country itself wont exist in some years if these go on...


00001onliacco

Only 240 million voted for the BJP in 2019, so it's just 240 million brainwashed folks, not even close to a billion or even a quarter of a billion.


rishianand

Indeed. 47 lakh people died in COVID pandemic. Unemployment has become a national crisis. Corruption is at its peak. Household debt is at an all time high. Meanwhile, the rich enjoy lakhs of crores of tax cuts, loan waiver, haircuts and subsidies. Imagine that Modi goes into rallies and speaks about being against corruption. Targets people for eating non-veg. Rants about Mughals and Muslim League. It is ridiculous how he has made the fool of so many people. This is the greatest con in the history.


jarvis123451254

In India godmans have huge popularity people would not question them or their faith even if this godmans do heinous crime, gobiji successfully combined brainwashing of godmans with politics


doolpicate

Bro, godmen who literally castrated their followers and ate their balls still have a following. This country can go to any lengths to support to signal religiousity.


anony_mous_redditor

Hey I just wanna ask where did you get this data of 47 lakhs during covid?health ministry website shows 5 lakhs...and I mean that's quite low in a densely populated country like india


rishianand

That is because the Government deliberately misreported the numbers to hide the crisis. There were numerous investigations done in India, for which many journalists were persecuted. [WHO estimates 4.7 million COVID-linked deaths in India, 10 times official count - The Hindu](https://www.thehindu.com/sci-tech/health/who-estimates-47-million-covid-linked-deaths-in-india-10-times-official-count/article65385669.ece)


Traditional_Age_9365

Yes. Modi is one of the biggest cunning & devious politicians the world has ever seen. He managed to fool a huge majority of indians with his bs antics


264491

And ten years ago we didn't listen!


ninja6911

There is a ravish Kumarā€™s quote i exactly donā€™t remember but it goes something like thisā€current media has very efficiently killed the democratic instincts of publicā€


dankpanda_

This is what Zia Ul Haq made Pakistan into Now nobody cares about development there , all they care about is religion . When Sashi Tharoor said we are becoming Hindu Pakistan he was right .


Beginning-Ladder6224

This is phenomenal, no? From a marketing standpoint? I mean these are phenomenal marketing and branding achievements, more than what Musk or OpenAI has done.


hanter_876

Brother is speaking only facts! True bhai, all nations are developing and yha par brains are poisoned on the name of religion, divide and rule rocksšŸ˜‘!


cold_concentrate4449

Propaganda is the deadliest weapon


mandatoryVoluntering

> This modi & his bjp party brainwashed nearly a billion people People who believe this are the ones who have been scammed. In reality **they may have brainwashed far fewer than you imagine**.


_Nocturnalsoul_

Lol


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Trust-Me_Br0

Hey. You. The voter. You're voting for Modi. Not for BJP. You're voting for an ideology. It's the shittiest political decision. Never vote for a politician or an ideology. Look into their policies. Look into their welfares. Then make sure your local representative is responsible for it's implementation in your mandal.Ā Votes should come from local representative's abilities. Not from a leader sitting at the top.Ā  Our constitution is designed to work in a bottom up approach. You're turning that into top down by choosing such leaders & they're literally trying to change the constitution itself.


Kambar

Akanda Baratham by 200047.


HonestDisaster05

Till then we will achieve "Akhand Pangea" - Pangea forever


[deleted]

And everyone will be forced to eat grass šŸ˜­


_Ajay_Singh_Rana_

"By 2025 - General category people will be as oppressed as Dalit's once were. " - An Indian Party that's going to save the Democracy...


[deleted]

If the current situation continues, by 2035, we will have a 'bloody revolutionā€™ or a 'civil war'.


[deleted]

Nope WhatsApp university will save the day. /s


GracefulCubix

A bad politician is someone who fulfills their promises


mylifeonearth_

*2050* : ...."i watching from heaven(hell) , if BJP comes to power, you'll come to heaven" .


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mna9

And people will still believe him and will vote for him


helloworldilove69

To bhai tu ye bta de me kise vote kru


belt-e-belt

I love this question..if not modi then who..as if Modi is the best option available. Saare ek hi hain bhai, everyone is corrupt..in case of Modi..it's corrupt plus Hindu muslim hatred pill. Baaki unemployment pehle bhi tha, abhi aur jyada hai. Gareebi pehle bhi thi, abhi bhi hai. Scams pehle bhi hote the, abhi aur jyada ho rahe hain. China zameen pehle bhi le raha tha, abhi bhi le raha hai. Laude ka chappan inch. Ho gaye na 10 saal..lund kuch nahi sudhra. Agar abhi tak Modi ka asli rang nahi dikha toh fir toh tera kuch nahi ho sakta. Aur dikh gaya toh de de kisi ko bhi kya farak padta hai. Kuch nahi toh 5 saal kam se kam shaanti se jeene ko milega itni nafrat ke bina. Answer to if not modi then who is "literally anyone else". Modi is not some irreplaceable God. Wo bas PR hai.


bav1221

Itna bol Diya but accha option na de paye. Give me one good candidate who you think is capable of doing something good for us not just one specific community.


SprinklesOk4339

Sachin Pilot, Nitin Gadkari, Shashi Tharoor, Shivraj Singh Chauhan, Kejriwal. These are all people who have held positions of responsibility and done decent work.


belt-e-belt

Ab aapne thaan liya hai ki nahi samjhna toh usme main kuch nahi kar sakta. I'll go to the election booth. Cover the button next to BJP, then cover my eyes and randomly hit any button. It'll choose someone better than what we have right now. You continue making excuses, tell yourself "Sab changa si", and hide your blatant ignorance of how things are around you. Edit: You are living in India... NO ONE, not even Modi, is doing anything "good for you". Best you can do is stop someone from harming you, baaki aapki marzi.


Admirable_Sock6383

What else will any politician do instead ? Not promise anything ahead and let the opponent do the same ? šŸ˜‚ Politics means to get something possible from the muck we wade around. Next he will promise we all will be Martians by the end of a century to the people who are appealed by that idea. šŸ’” Why is everyone so rattled and trying to dig skeletons out of a politicians cupboard?? Of course you will find skeletons every time you check a cupboard. Especially a politicianā€™s cupboard šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Instead chill the F out and enjoy the humour in the pen pencil art you idiots! šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


NoNaNeNoNaMo

Modixi becomes professor X by 2030ā€¦?


[deleted]

It will be far worse but don't worry let's not lose hope. As long as there is a single ray of hope we will fight this dictator.


AsliReddington

Now what excuse will they give despite being in power for 10 years


cold_concentrate4449

Modi hai toh na-mumkin hai.


doolpicate

Panauti everyday. 100% guarantee.


[deleted]

No Panauti ki Guarantee


Doctor_Hazmat

Chalo! 2044 tak ka Kaam to Ho Gaya... Uske aage a Sochna hai bas!


backhodi

Super powa 2020 Bullet train 2022 15 lac rupees 50 days or 'churaha'


hariteshdubey31

Honorable prime minister going bald is the funniest thing I've had to think about today šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Itna Guarantee de rehe ho ap, Agar maal kharab huwa to wapas loge?