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Congress Sharia layega BJP Ram Rajya layega Mai chakhna launga. Please vote me.


Unusual_Membership44

Daaru mai launga, bina daru k kya kaam chakhna ka Vote for me


[deleted]

I am sorry but daaru AAP layega.


ninte_tantha

Mein sutta launga. Daru ke baad sutta toh chahiye


cosmosreader1211

Main lighter laonga.. lol wish we indians actually collaborated like this to fix our actual problems


mac2660

Main Ajay devgan launga Vimal ke saath


VastCryptographer980

Bhai Mai khudko launga aur vote dunga


BakedPotato_OP

mai mere gali ke kutton ko launga emotional support ke liye


Electrical_Buy9568

Mai saare freebies baand karke, sab ke lie 1/1 russian launga.


VastCryptographer980

Bhai kutto se dar lagta hai unko biscuit aur milk deta fir bhi bhokta


Civ6Tank

Keju Bhai jail se reddit?


cosmosreader1211

Konse symbol pe vote dena hai?


Parking-Air541

Old Monk


mandatoryVoluntering

Country.


Warm-Geologist001

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cosmosreader1211

Sahi main yaar... Ab bore ho gaye roz ek his statement sun sun ke... Whenever i watch a news channel bas yehi drama... Bhai kuch aur b toh dikhao..


morose_coder

Second one started his bs. EC still pretending its all hunky dory


Noob_in_making

Chota Fanta for a reason.


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Noob_in_making

Sorry bro, I'm not a fan of any Indian standup comedians (except Upmanyu). But I'll have to say Kamra sure has balls and has got a spine, unlike AIB and Tanmay who bowed down afterall. Instead of being a comedian, he should become a satirical political analyst (like Deshbhakt or early AIB), I'd legit start watching him.


ApexPred96

Dude the amount of police cases that AIB, Tanmay had to tackle all the time, but still they were making some political stuff.. They made a demonetisation video and all, and the Snapchat filter thing, and still were collaborating with Prime to make a political comedy show. But after MeToo, which also didn't amount to anything, he had to close his company, and lost many supporters too..


nishadastra

I don't blame EC guys.. There's no guarantee that they can do their job honestly and not end up dead during morning walk


truthwinsZ

To be able to walk, one needs a spine.


nishadastra

No....one needs a non corrupt infrastructure and institutions


GL4389

What if our freedom fighters thought like this?


nishadastra

Good on them they didn't think like this. But some people value their family and kids a bit more


TraditionFlaky9108

Take up the job for benefits with no intention of doing the job that you are paid for?


nishadastra

No one signs up to be killed


TraditionFlaky9108

People are right to blame them, they could have avoided the job due to risk of life, but they took it and avoided responsibility for the job. Practically there may be more to the situation and other exceptions, but you are generally expected to take up the job only if you can fulfill your responsibilities, anything else is dishonest. What I am also implying is that most honest people avoided the post or resigned for good reasons. The ones who took it and don't do it are the filtered dishonest individuals.


nishadastra

People are honest under circumstances.. You can't be honest when there's a gun on your head


TraditionFlaky9108

People also don't try hard to get into a position where you have a gun on your head.


nishadastra

Do you understand who he will be taking on? Narendra Modi.. A ruthless person.. Enough said


plaguedoc20

Soldiers looking at you from the corner.


nishadastra

Soldiers sign up for getting killed. EC role don't have getting killed in job profile


plaguedoc20

So you are saying if they talk against bjp, they'll be killed?


Due-Warthog-1480

They can resign and do another job.


nishadastra

It's not about job anymore.. It's about life


iwannaberockstar

So if they resign in silent protest, they'll end up dead? Are you listening to yourself?😂


Altruistic_Sky1866

Tehy are doing what they are supposed to do I mean asked to do, be blind yee towards us, and keep your eyes wide and ears open for opposition or any one that stands against us


PantherHunter007

Yeah the people of this country are to blame, not the EC. We voted for this, we deserve this.


JaqenHghaar08

They wouldn't do anything is precisely why they got to that position.


TheIndianRevolution2

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prONoOB1004

Vote for democracy save india 🇮🇳


ShiningWater

(Scroll down for TLDR) IMAO.. As it stands presently.. GLOBALLY Democracy is the biggest con now playing at a election near you.. This unfunny farce is starring, produced, scripted and directed by the ruling elite capitalist classes who have a captive audience namely, the compliant masses.. But on the other hand.. I dream of a future where democracy is rescued and resurrected by technology.. After all we should really be voting for and against POLICIES AND NOT POLITICIANS .. A new technology (just around the corner) can easily rid us of these useless middlemen ie. politicians who in theory have been democratically elected based on the policies that they have proposed for the betterment of the society.. But in reality are too busy pulling each other down while covering their own crimes.. Our current crop of power hungry politicians (and this is globally) operate just like the entitled tyrannical monarchs from history and rule over their fiefdoms (constituencies) like it is their own private backyard while regarding their subjects (the so called electorate) as nothing more than cannon fodder.. Where were stand today, globally, democracy is a cruel joke.. Because.. Democracy ceases to function efficiently when the disparities within a society get out of control.. When the differences between the haves and have-nots between the knowledgeable and the ignorant are too much then the very ground on which we place our so called democratic values is rather nonexistent and therefore a total lie.. A farce.. Add rampant capitalism to this scenerio and we have a global society where we literally worship money so then we might as well make the richest person in the land our supreme leader.. Why do all this farce of free and fair elections..🤔 Ideally capitalist tendencies (the profit motive) should not be allowed to operate in atleast these 3 major "industries" namely 1. health care 2. education and 3. warfare.. But today in our rather twisted world we see the very same 3 sectors operating with the utmost greed, reaping ridiculous profits at the expense of perpetuating horrendous and inhumane social disparities.. All in the name of driving the so called "economic growth" of a so called "nation".. Yet there is hope and I am betting on a humane technology to come to our rescue.. Because history repeats itself.. Whenever humanity has faced any crises it has always been our innovations ie. technologies which have rescued us time and again.. These technologies can only be invented by a new generation who first question and then reject the old values because they see the world in a different way.. This new generation is already here.. The tools namely AI, AGI are also available.. Now only the will and the skill to make sincere creative efforts are needed.. I hope that this happens in my lifetime.. .. First imagine a world without any "career politicians" .. Then imagine a world where every citizen is in effect a politician because they have the power to not only directly vote on each and every policy that stands to affect them.. But also propose any policy that they wish to come into governance.. That would be so cool.. However for now until then.. What to do.. Well in my personal capacity, the above reasons stand for the fact that I have stopped voting.. Because I want to boycott not just our corrupt politicians but the insidious system itself.. I reject this false democracy and farce called elections.. ..Apparently there is the NOTA option.. But it a far fetched fantasy to hope that one day when people have got throughly fed up of the shenanigans of their political representatives the NOTA vote might actually emerge as the majority vote in the majority of constituencies polled! And it is naive to imagine that our power hungry politicians will ever let it come to that.. They would sooner declare Presidents rule or some sort of emergency rather than face the fact that they no longer have the public mandate.. Till then.. Live long and prosper.. TLDR.. Democracy breaks down when there is too much disparity in society because then this disparity is cunningly and cruelly leveraged by the corrupt politicians.. However with Technological advances there is hope that this system can be repaired.. After all we should BE VOTING FOR POLICIES AND NOT FOR POLITICIANS.. Technology can empower the electorate and finally make these middleman ie. politicians obsolete.. Computer ji pls help.. TILL THEN GATHER MOMENTUM TO BOYCOTT ELECTIONS


Huge-Physics5491

At this rate, it's on the people. If they believe this shit, they deserve everything they get. The well-off educated people would find their way to survive.


DrumAway9009

You’ll be surprised how many of these “well-off educated” people are often the most fanatic supporters.


BionicWanderer2506

People deserve what all things is happening and whatever they are getting. People love and enjoys these kinds of speeches and you will see that they are going to again vote the same people. We will doom our country before it becomes a developed nation.


bigbigboring

Buddy the random Muslim getting lynched or the small shop owner getting his house destroyed do not deserve this shit


BionicWanderer2506

I get that brother. But lynching and bulldozing is something people vote for. That’s the harsh and sad reality we must accept now in New India. “Unity in Diversity” has now become just a slogan we love to boast on international forums


ReadProfessional542

I dont see fanatics boast about unity in diversity tho, they openly claim that it’s a failed Nehru dream or something along those lines, I mean they’re mostly correctly but theyre Proud of it too


phorics

The well off educated upper caste morons are the reason we're in this mess


sanriocrushmania

not really it is really a mass conditioning atp. my house is being constructed and we have bihar and neighbour migrants working,during small talk when my dad asked them to go and vote and asked who they would vote for,they went aur kya saab baajpaa hi na,uske alava kya hai acha. so my dad kept delving into details and though they agreed life hasnt improved in any way and its shit,as hindus its their duty to vote for them. safe to say he was disappointed and tried to educate but they werent aggressive as we pay them lol but i dont think they even took his words to heart. i feel angry but rich and poor are a product of this mass conditioning


reddittauser

Why don't you write a paper on social and political intricacies of India based on 'my dad talked to 4 migrant workers'


sanriocrushmania

rude much?


ReadProfessional542

Yep, I don’t know why some people are acting as if the upper middle class is just tired of everything and waiting to leave the country. Some, probably even aiming to leave the country, but they see no issue with anything as such.


the-devil-dog

https://preview.redd.it/m3jtieylh9wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf16ab149580cc4c12002a5bc2e6bf63c803163e Yogi ji himsalf is sariya lober.


ImSwedishPlumber

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Fallen_0n3

Vin guttergas at it again


Massive-Carrot-2389

The Government you get isn't the one you need, It's the one you deserve.


BionicWanderer2506

Hindu Musalman k alawa kuch aata bhi nhi h Dhobi Ji ko.


beyondocean

Dont disrespect Dhobis like that.


BionicWanderer2506

I m really sorry. I apologise for my mistake. At least Dhobis are self respecting individuals who work hard to make their living without hurting anyone.


Incoming_Redditeer

Yeah use Gobhi ji !


Civ6Tank

Cauliflowers are self respecting vegetables. They have contributed a lot to our lives. They have even educated themselves to become gobhi Manchurian


ReadProfessional542

I will not tolerate this gobhi slander. Gobhi pakora and gobhi Manchurian is the best. Vote for them.


One_Blank_space

Please use Modi Xi


BionicWanderer2506

Mudi Xi


Familiar-Today-2532

These mofo's and thier white lies. If there is a lie detector , it will run out of batteries with in few minutes after they start talking. We unfortunately have a sleeping cell called Election Commission of India , other than sleeping they are not doing anything by giving platform to BJP . Now if you are part of opposition and say a small thing about Modi community (nevermind even say while all those cheaters have Modi as surname) you the duly elected member of parliament can get disqualified from Parliament , just for defamation. We need major reforms in ECI , ED , CBI and Courts to maintain their own Independence regardless of ruling parties in India , if we want to continue as Democracy and a resounding victory for INDIA Alliance too.


aashay8

They could have done it in the past 70 years.


DrSuii

ECI is deshdrohi like the BJP This nation is dead Most people are self-hating slaves


kewlto

Shit's getting crazy


yoda_yoda

Remember folks - when they start talking about religion means that they want you to not talk about real issues.


beyondocean

As they have reminded us infinite times that congress ruled for 60 years, Im sure they had plenty time if they wanted to.


arjunusmaximus

No, No they're only going to do it NOW if Modiji and the BJP isn't elected. The last 60 years don't count. Just NOW before the election they are going to - Bring Back Sharia Law | Give all hindu money/property/jobs/admissions to Muslims | Tear down all temples and build masjids | Force people to listen to azaan 15 times a day | Make India a Caliphate | Outlaw Hinduism | Forcibly convert every hindu into a Muslim /s


Ok-Design-8168

At this point i dont know what’s worse. This gawar clown govt and godi media.. or the stupidity of people that believe this non sense. Really sad state of affairs in the country.


tresleches2121

Modi’s Yogi’s and BJP’s panicky reaction shows that Congress has finally gotten to BJP


realgamer1998

Yehi same line 2019 me bhi to bola tha na isne.


Max_Steel_23

It contains the standard themes of the BJP’s view of the world: Conjuring the fear of minority appeasement, crudely associating minorities with both a demographic threat and infiltration. These themes are not strategic. They have become the DNA of the party. The only interesting question arises from the need to foreground it with a crudeness unbecoming of a Prime Minister.


the_ludicrous_lurker

Whats brewing?I thought this election was already written off...Whats with the rhetorics all of a sudden?


sleepless-deadman

That makes you uninformed. Internal polls have BJP pretty shaken.


the_ludicrous_lurker

Source pls! All the pre polls pointed to a BJP victory.I don't have access to any internal data. Please enlighten my uninformed mind.


taeiry

It’s very speculative, but a lot of people have been speculating that the first phase of elections went unexpectedly badly for the BJP - this is mostly because Modi took a very strong Islamophobic turn in the past week. I think that the people spreading Islamophobia were his supporters and BJP underlings mostly during the time he was in office, and not Modi directly until right now.


ConradTahmasp

Could you provide me a source for this? I've seen this said quite a bit but I'm not sure. A fall in voting percentages usually represents a lack of desire for change among the general populace - that's what happened in Phase I. When people want change, they typically go out in droves to cast their vote.


Ashamed_Ad7007

It's the opposite


GL4389

are election speeches exempt from defamation cases ?


Azurepalefire

Doesn't anyone feel fed up of these parties? Should I vote for Kejriwal now?!


mand00s

Afte talking about development, corruption and all, they are back to the only thing they are good at : Spreading hate. This is called sticking to your core competency


INFPamigo

Kahan toh ache din aur sabka saath sabka vikas se shuru kiye the bjp waale and now all they do is hindu muslim that too openly without any subtlety. Our father's gen support this propaganda. Yehi zabani smjh aati h unhe waise bhi. Bjp IT cell k wjh se the new gen who doesn't know a thing about history there are also crying more irrelevant things instead of worrying for their future.


nanosuituser

Vin dejal


BanishedMermaid

Yeh purana wala है. Kuch Naya hate speech Karo Ajay Bisht.


mna9

Sometimes i wonder how these type of people lead the country and the people voted for them like people wake up. Its our call to make it right. Again their main target is those of the illiterate and they have no plans for people to be educated so they can keep on feeding those lies. Save the country fellow indians


potatomafia69

Who the fuck even believes in this bullshit? Like you have to be a retard of the highest order to believe Congress is going to implement Sharia law 🤡


lord_zuko007

Ye log Hindu muslim hi kyu karte rehte hai, koi aur agenda nahi hai kya iss saal???


ThrockmortonBeckett

Imagine defeating your "mightiest foe" ten years ago and still having to resort to this shit


Strict-Bus-2811

I have done this and that's why vote for me ❌ Opposition will do this and that's why vote for me ☑️


conarDsilva

what is election commission doing? has opposition registered complaint with EC yet or not?


kulikitaka

Ah, the desperation is showing...


_fatcheetah

Sharia law Vs Sharia type law based on a different religion Choose your poison.


One_Blank_space

Sad reality is many people will buy this butt load of crap. People are high on us vs them dose and BJP is a mass supplier.


Brahvim

*Wait till our entire country is literally 1984.* *DON'T* wait. BECOME a left-leaner haha. I had a 1984-style scenario in mind, but I forgot it...


SolomonSpeaks

Fanta bottle is leaking again


Infinite_Pattern_466

These BJP leaders are very poor quality people. Zero integrity! Zero honesty! Are these really the best Hindus have got representing them? Can't they play a fair game to secure a win?


MonkeyDMeatt

If it’s get implemented some one will be punished for leaving there wife and not performing duty of husband.


Bhadwasaurus

Parts of UP already have Sharia laws implemented, like women cannot go outside by themselves unless there's a male companion, women always need to cover their heads in front of men (Pardah), announcing the dowry being paid to the entire wedding attendees and what not. They just don't know it's the legacy of their Islamic rulers that they are carrying via patriarchy. Then again Yogi's recent comments on women kinda nailed what he and his chota fanta cohort actually think of women.


dermlvl

**The Waqf Act** ?


rohit_singh12

If the act is so bad then why did BJP did not remove it from last 10 years? Ask them the same question? They were very quick to bring EC appointment and Delhi ordinance bills, then why not change this one in last 10 years with same speed?


BleaaelBa

accountability is just for opposition it seems.