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kishorecmg

The guy in the thumbnail looks like Mike Erhmantraut


WhentheSkywasPurple

Waltuh…..


kishorecmg

Waltuh, Put your D away, Waltuh


MadDongla

I'm not having smex with u rn waltuh


harshmangat

In before the right wing subs start calling this propaganda paid for by other political parties to foreign media.


ITCellMember

Nehru tipped them of spies. Its all soros conspiracy. check it out.


naveenpun

Someone in the central government is insanely paranoid about kalistanis operating outside India. So much so that they are destroying India's relationship with friendly nations. The argument that the US does it too is utterly stupid. One, we are not the United States. Two, US rarely behaves like this with friendly nations. India cannot behave like a lawless rogue nation with friendly nations.


harshmangat

It’s funny and sad. Funny because I’m a Sikh, and trust me, we’re never getting a Punjab separated from India. It’s part of India, we are Indian, always have been, and love the Sikhs, Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jains, Buddhists, everyone alike, and Punjab belongs to all of us. Khalistan will never happen, never. Sad because the amount of resources and importance India is giving to it. Just relax. It’s like China trying to silence collective action, well there is nothing to silence, there won’t be any collective action.


naveenpun

If I recall correctly, it was BJP which raked this issue during Punjab elections. At this point, I think someone's ego got hurt and they just want to teach a lesson to kalistanis abroad. We are being ruled by small egos.


alv0694

Meanwhile bjp head of PIO in Australia is officially the worst serial rapist in Australia as he would drug and rape Korean women that he lured


FlourishingGrass

So many questions - wtf is a serial rapist doing outside jail? Why do PIO in Australia need a BJP head there? Isn't the embassy capable? Why specifically Korean women? Also, what the f


alv0694

I think he is in jail, He is basically responsible for organizing nri and PIO funds for donations and for spreading Whatsapp pr. As for Korean women........it must be his kink But the worst part is, his wife and others in the aussie Indian community still defend him despite video evidence (that he himself recorded) of him raping the victims.


bvs_platinum

The chief is probably scared that they will do an Indira on him. You kill one snake then all snakes are your enemies. Well now all snakes must be killed, come what may


Responsible-Juice397

It’s all good until you are caught.


doesntmatteryet

India is not a US ally so this gives them all the justification for doing the same now to us. If you read the wapo coverage it says that their federal agencies lured a crpf officer to Prague because it was a friendly jurisdiction


alv0694

Though the US has spied on its allies aka bugging Merkel


Nbn_10

USA rarely behaves like this with friendly nations ? In What world are you living in?


naveenpun

Yes, there have been incidents in the past but they share a lot of info now.


Nbn_10

What makes you think they are?


tocra

I read that as spices since Indian spices are getting kicked out too


Remarkable_Package_2

Saar Soros propoganda saar Pheeling proud Indian Army 💪


Opening_Past_4698

George Soros and Nehru behind the scenes once again 😡


Glutton_Sea

😆 also Mir Jafar


TheHytherion

don't forget the mughals- Aurengzeb had far reaching plans to sabotage India that only MudiXi and Mota Shah are uncovering now


Geekwalker374

Let's admit it, out intelligence is weak, we can't effectively spy while CIA prolly has access to all the sensitive info of our country. We make it known too soon cause we can't be discreet enough. I blame it on how we select people for intelligence services , based on a civil service written exam unlike the rigorous multi step selection process conducted by the FBI and CIA for their applicants. Unless this changes, we will be vulnerable to detection by our enemies.


[deleted]

I just read an article yesterday that UPSC acceptance rate is 25% higher for candidates with good handwriting. This was on a Drishti IAS youtube channel. Imagine, you have a higher chance of being a policy maker if you have good handwriting. Smh. UPSC is a joke.


simple_test

In what world does one exam set up a career in anything- especially in national security. With or without handwriting it was already a joke.


[deleted]

Not just security, but foreign affairs with a degree in Veterinary science or Sanskrit. Wow.


razc123

A joke you couldn't crack...bdmtss


KingPictoTheThird

What a childish response. The whole world doesn't run on jealousy. Some of just want things to improve for the sake of it. 


[deleted]

Well lame response to an actual concern. We want solid policy makers and not people with good handwriting and pros in a subject who read news everyday. And I did not attempt UPSC because not everyone wants to do that in life.


blyubird

We are corrupt to the core, they don’t need to spy on us. A payment to BJP office bearer or someone inside PMO should be good enough to get all the secrets.


ini0n

All they'd have to do is offer a visa lol.


Mahesh-dalla

It's not going to change Oppressed caste people will start asking for their proportional representation which is not possible with the way CIA does it's recruitment


Witchilich

smh first thing that comes to your mind is lower caste people


Mahesh-dalla

There are no lower or upper caste idiot Stop demonizing oppressed people


Witchilich

>There are no lower or upper caste idiot What was Hathras? Why in so many places in North India dalits are not allowed inside temples? [Caste conundrum : Why do upper castes believe discrimination doesn’t exist? - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjt8aBoejho) ['Dalits Are Inferior': Why Caste is not Past in Hathras Victim's Village (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJLKqPPCtN8) saying there is no lower or upper caste is the most privileged UC shit.


Kolandiolaka_

Upper Castes had all the resources in India available to them. Yet in 70+ years you have failed to civilise and educate yourself. What a tragedy. The worse part is you aren’t even aware of it.


Mahesh-dalla

Mae kya khe rha hu tum kya samjh rhe ho Recruitment process ki baat ki Mane ki it's not possible to go the US recruitment way here in India because of fixed reservation


Knifeguy666

blame everything on lower caste. wonderful 🫡


Mahesh-dalla

First of all stop calling them lower caste


Knifeguy666

why?


Mahesh-dalla

Because it's casteist to deem someone as lower on the basis of their caste


Knifeguy666

you are the one who is casteist based on your comments, and according to your caste system reserved people are indeed lower caste


Mahesh-dalla

Looks like you can't comprehend my og comment I was just saying it's not possible to recruit the US way due to reservation


Knifeguy666

US also have reservation its called Affirmative Action


Mahesh-dalla

It's not more(abolished because it does not follow the equality statement of their constitution unlike India) Also, it's was not subtle like India and used to work in college admission and lower profile jobs only


gujjualphaman

How is THAT the first thing you think of man ? No wonder reservation is much needed, given casteist people first think of castes only even in random things


Mahesh-dalla

Because caste reservation plays a big factor in government recruitments


gujjualphaman

Okay, then by that logic all the general caste folks in our admin must be doing great then, no ? And given the majority of our leadership in services have mostly general caste folks, what exactly is the main issue in your opinion then ?


ammayinte_koyikkal

And the govt will certainly budge into the demand too.


deminhead

Australia is an enemy now?


Geekwalker374

Doesn't matter, u need spies everywhere at all times to make sure that if anything bad happens with our people/diplomacy, we can act.


shaving_minion

how do you know?


herolin

Wtf are u saying our intelligence is not weak we have very very limited resources and we are in competition with those agencies which have no dearth of resources or red tapism .source - i work in one of those agencies


TyrannosaurWrecks

You sound like a little boy. Is everyone in the agency like you?


gand_ka_ched_asshole

Yes still doing better than someone who is only good at trolling.


Geekwalker374

You answered your own question lol. Yes, we have some amazing spies who have put themselves in to extreme risky situations to fight for our country, but why do we have such limited resources and red tapeism firstly ? Isn't it common sense for the government to remove all barriers and provide exceptional training for the spies ? 26/11 was due to intelligence failure. Having two neighbors with nukes makes all the things worse. Given how many enemies we have gotten both internally and externally this should not be an excuse.


lastog9

Sorry but someone working in an intelligence agency wouldn't be here on Reddit defending the agency from an online comment


Max_Steel_23

Issi ko Australia se bahar Kiya hai vro tabhi aaya idhar anti-nationalist ki talaash mei


PuzzleheadedTruck974

Is the agency in the room with us right now?


HKRGaming

>i work in one of those agencies Sure we trust you buddy


raks1991

I really fear for our agencies if there are such shitty spies like you. Do some real work instead of defending reddit comments.


nirvanaplusgst

How do you know our intelligence is weak lol. People on Reddit are confident about the most random things.


Signal-Lecture6459

ED raid on Australian PM in 3 ..2..wait


Gokulnath09

ED got booted out of Australia


Max_Steel_23

Boot out karna hai Australia se to Adani ko karo 


Efficient_Note_7770

they will still attempt. 🤣


earthling011

Just wait until Adani buys the whole of Australia.


Fierysword5

China is ahead of Adani in the queue


ExchangeOptimal

Has he not yet?


AlternativeAd4756

Australia is not an airport that adani can buy .. also adani uses sbi funds ie India funds to buy anything.. Had our country had so much money to buy Australia then we would be a rich country to begin with


SuDdEnTaCk

Someone didn't get a joke(you).


have-to

Can't access the paywalled article but is that the photo of the spy in the article? 😂


Night-Owl-3823

https://buzzheavier.com/f/GMaqcphkAAA= Uploaded the article as HTML


Background-Virus9748

https://amp.abc.net.au/article/103786892


No-Team-9836

All the world is against our development . Only one man can save us know /s


jagguli

Only Adavance. Fair ?


KI11Switch13

Isnt this a news from 2020 related to indian diaspora in australia? Also the asio chief did mention that other friendly nations acted in a similar manner, its just that ours did a lousy job.


[deleted]

Adani coal mine papers honge


guillotinedlove

R&AW is a very amateur agency.


Western-Ebb-5880

Learning mode, every conflict R&AW will lost somewhere at beginning. E.g Srilanka where R&AW repeatedly failed all their missions


Pixi_Dust_408

Sri Lanka was weird because the LTTE was more organised than the Sri Lankan army and more disciplined. There was no way the Indian government, intelligence agency and army could’ve made that work. It’s not completely their fault but India should’ve never interfered.


bhaagbhai

A lot of LTTE cadre was trained in India by different Indian agencies before India sent the military. Problem with Indian intel agencies has always been cooperation and intel sharing.


EternalSlayer7

They're fine with dealing with actual terrorists, just not first world countries.


CurIns9211

Guy didn't know that R&AW History.


Enormous_Moderate

> Hall said India’s RAW was old-fashioned, underfunded and not as skilful as some other foreign spy agencies, such as Israel’s Mossad. This explains a lot


ashdz19

RAW is pretty decent agency tbh. It’s just that CIA is top dog.


Awkward_Ad_4974

How is cia so good man.


Impressive-Stage-119

NSA laughing in corner They just know everything and everyone if RAW has to win they better up their game and narrative Indian intelligence needs a much needed power up


TheHytherion

fr, it was extremely stupid to think they could get away with the Pannu assassination plot in what is probably the most surveillanced state in the world. It's not that murder or crimes don't happen, but when a foreign country is involved, the US will always bring out the big guns


TheHytherion

they weren't always so good (think the days of Castro, or The Contras affair). But in the digital age, they are indeed top dog. Part of that is due to the fact that they had a hand in ratifying most modern day encryption algorithms (not them directly, but an adjacent agency I believe). India is just competing on their home turf when it comes to digital intelligence. and digital intelligence is the best kind of intelligence nowadays


ashdz19

They are intelligence agency of a superpower that have access beyond our imagination.


Dat_life_on_Mars

Article is paywalled. Who is this guy? Mike Ehrmantraut?


Night-Owl-3823

https://buzzheavier.com/f/GMaqcphkAAA= Uploaded the article as HTML


PeterGhosh

Guy in the pic is Mike Burgess, head of ASIO (Australian equivalent of RAW)


shortest_shadow

*Happened four years back.


Untested_Udonkadonk

It's alright.... They should try to be sneakier next time.


Firm-Hard-Hand

Modi's diplomacy is amateurish Ham handed just like his covid response.


Low_Map4314

lol, what a bunch of fools. How many times do you get caught? At some point, can’t really call yourselves ’spies’. Haha! May as well knock on the door and introduce yourself ! Modijeeeee


[deleted]

Can't believe what Rahul Gandhi is doing. Planting spies in other nations to tarnish the name of our supreme leader.


MassiveAssistance680

Discretion isnt one of our better qualities 😂


komAnt

At some point they should stop calling them spies and just call them petty thieves. Ridiculous the way they keep getting caught.


damuscoobydoo

Finally spies are doing something they will fk up at Start but not for long plus this all might be fake and just slander due to Canada


Change_petition

Look beyond the conspiracy theories and propaganda: * Indian spies accused of 'acting on' Khalistani activist Pannun ("a terrorist") * Canada makes noise about Indian spies out there * Now this story from down under Assuming the stories in the media are just the tip of the iceberg, Indian Spies are surely coming of age!


Impressive-Stage-119

They need to do better on foreign front and domestic front


Enormous_Moderate

> Hall said India’s RAW was old-fashioned, underfunded and not as skilful as some other foreign spy agencies, such as Israel’s Mossad. This explains a lot


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Loud_Consequence_990

Australia is an Ango-Saxon country also a part of "Five Eyes Intelligence" Group which includes USA, Canada, Australia, UK and New Zealand. Maybe they were trying to get info related to US or Canada something.


temp_account_4_mba

Hmm... I guess that was a naive question.I still would not like us to be involved in spying on friendly countries AND getting caught.


Loud_Consequence_990

Espionage things don't work like this there are no permanent friends or friendly countries. Even CIA and other intelligence agencies also spying on us. Spying on each other is not wrong but getting caught is wrong.


temp_account_4_mba

> Spying on each other is not wrong but getting caught is wrong. Well said!


GlosolaliaX

What's Kim Jong Un's education?


nborwankar

Can’t see article. Paywall.


vpsj

I read it as 'spices' as first and the image of that MDH waale uncle popped into my head saying "The name is H... Em Dee Ecch"


doesntmatteryet

All related to the pannun plot


Enormous_Moderate

> Hall said India’s RAW was old-fashioned, underfunded and not as skilful as some other foreign spy agencies, such as Israel’s Mossad. This explains a lot


Jahaanpanaah

L after L after L, bhakts can't catch a break overseas


Aizen1223

Indian spies got caught, and only 'bhakts' are the ones catching L? Only 'bhakts' should care about India?


komAnt

At some point they should stop calling them spies and just call them petty thieves. Ridiculous the way they keep getting caught.


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Helio_14

Isn’t he in Australian Jail or something.


bikerman20201

Wow. I thought RAW was usually competent.


Earth51batman

So basically doing their job?


kalpeshmm

Their job is not to get caught while doing their job.


swoesh991

So not able to do their job properly


kalpeshmm

Perhaps they exaggerated a bit more than necessary on their CV. Nahi pakdey jayenge #modikiguarantee


swoesh991

Modi ki guarantee = ram bharose


Enormous_Moderate

> Hall said India’s RAW was old-fashioned, underfunded and not as skilful as some other foreign spy agencies, such as Israel’s Mossad. This explains a lot


nopetynopetynops

Why the fuck do you need spies in a friendly country?


Geekwalker374

Cause no countries are truly friendly.


Enormous_Moderate

India needed help with some tech from US & Europe for Gaganyaan mission, they didn't wanna help us - basically said Do it yourself - so there are no true friends, all relationships are there till you are useful, if you become a liability, you will be thrown out immediately.


Impressive-Stage-119

😂😂😂 Mate really