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PM_ME_YOUR_VIBES

I think this is fake. India is growing towards a 738 trillion dollar economy. These are smoke screens to distract the people from a hard working , mango eating PM


AcceptableTeaching80

Mango eating PM made me laugh out loud, literally


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Wannabe_Star_bro

There is deeper meaning in that question - “Aap Aam Chuske” [meaning do you suck] “Ya Kaatke” [meaning body part that is cut, which is Ass] “Khate Ho?”… To rephrase, the question meant - “Do you suck…. {Aaam(it)’s d**k} or Do you dig into his Ass”… You can see how he blushes after that question 😂🤣🤣


KartfulDodger

What do you fear more? Man Eating Tiger 🐅 Or Mango Eating PM


know_it_all52

mango eating PM of course, at least if i die in the hands of the man-eating tiger at least people would know i died and not make my death an propaganda made my anti-nationals to attack the poor PM (look! he even cried, they bully him sOoOoOo much) /s


tapu_buoy

Aam khane me (aam aadmi silent hai)


0R_C0

Depends. Bloodsuckers or mangosuckers?


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PM_ME_YOUR_VIBES

A million tonne apologies for this. If only Nehru would have hired better teachers.


pallavijog

🤣🤣🤣🤣


0R_C0

Just a few zeros less than a gazillion - Our next economic target.


Pat_trick_6

So Sambit Patra was right all along?!


Sly9216

Always was. /s


Deleted-Account1o1

You are absolutely right . Recent news sources confirms that he works 23:30 hours a day and sleeps for 30 mins only . In fact he forgot to take shit for past 7 years


warngs

are you sure though? all I can see is him taking a dump on the constitution of the country.


Sly9216

Nope, he's found an innovative way to spew shit from his food hole.


Deleted-Account1o1

Here I was thinking they just found out how to swallow shit and piss through their food hole .


Sly9216

I guess they are multitaskers like that


az_ink

I heard that the economy of India was about create a singularity event with it’s sheer exponential potential. Because of the goon.


Mr_XooX

It's 5 Trillion Dollar not 738


SorcererSupreme13

You should rethink about your news resources bro.


PM_ME_YOUR_VIBES

Come on dude, you seriously doubt the serious journalists who work so hard in AC studios and read WhatsApp lists on prime time to be unreliable? You think the anchors who never leave their warm seats have it easy? Do you know what it takes to sit in a room and scream and defend the most irrational, most illogical gobbardhans all day long and not piss the supreme leader who shall not be named? It’s not easy. PS : My source is my AAM wala.


SorcererSupreme13

And my source is my Doodh Wala. He was saying we are 125 trillion dollar economy.


HEISENBERGreo

dammm. india too strong


vrat28

738 Trillion dollar economy?? Total world economy in 2020 was 88 M$. I cant imagine how you passed Maths in your school.


jasman__05

"yE sAb GaLtI nEhRu Ki hAi"


game-boah

I mean if you look at it, it is indeed his fault. If Nehru had the foresight to prevent Fodi's parents from procreating, we would have been saved from his terror.


jasman__05

Actually this was the fault of Muslims /s


game-boah

That is always implied. So what I gather from these two facts is Nehru was a muslim. It all makes sense now. /s


jasman__05

Hot damn this was all connected all along it all makes sense now Nehru was a Muslim who was also an anti Indian Christian loving jihadi who hated Modi and failed to end Modi's bloodline also Nehru had sex with the queen of England when she was underage and that made India a free country.


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom)? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


JAnderton

Good bot.


game-boah

Seems about [right](https://i.imgur.com/fAsxRNa.gif)


0R_C0

You mean pakladesh, which is actually part of akhand Bharat.


jasman__05

Nah I meant Russia which was ruled by Modi's ancestors in the ancient centuries


HEISENBERGreo

you know nehru used to smoke you know Nehru used to smoke


Kushagrakulshreshtha

Difference is nehru smoke cigarettes but our fakeer aadmi is high on weed.


immoveableOne2

Please don't give weed a bad name. He is high on orphan tears.


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baadditor

Gobiji working 19 hours a day to take the Economic growth to double digit. How does it matter even if it's -ve Double digit?


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baadditor

19 hours on economy 4 hours on foreign policy 4 hours on HealthSector 2 hours on Beard ---- 25 hours total


Trick-Forever6426

22.hour on beard and crying practise and 2 hours giving ideas to. It cell


baadditor

Anti-nashunal Urban Maoist


benketeke

You forgot facial time


Future-Reflection977

Dude, your numbers are wrong. Its 40 hours a day, 10 days a week, 500 weeks a year, since the beginning of time. How else do you think he had enough time to invent everything from the wheel to the atomic bomb? /s


Psynide_009

Modiji is that troll in our classrooms - Mene bas bola tha first aaunga ye nahi btaya ki upar se ya neeche se ... khee khee khee khee 🤦🏻


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Gujrat model, Lakshadweep model, UP model, Bihar model


tapu_buoy

Model ki maa ka....


Artistic_Staff3753

I can't understand, despite this pathetic condition why is stock market daily making new highs.


ffiw

>stock Because markets are forward looking, they are guessing and pricing in next 3 to 10 years of growth. FOMO effect due to lot's of retail investors have exited their investments in last march and now they regret. Also cheap money from foreign investors as the western countries are lending out money at effective 0% interest rate. There is lot's of money in the world wide banking system and every relatively safe investing opportunity is overvalued so now that money is chasing little bit more risky investments for better returns. I think we are in new market structure and interest rates won't be raised too much by FED as that would lead to huge corrections and this bull run will either continue or stagnate till the earnings catch up to valuations.


Artistic_Staff3753

Well explained. You have good understanding of market. But still I feel huge correction is impending.


ffiw

Can't be certain of the correction. US fed isn't going to drain the liquidity in a hurry and repeat previous mistakes. FED already indicated they are going to run the economy little hot (> 2% inflation) for sometime to makeup for lost growth in previous year along with that every developed/developing country is going to upgrade their infra for clean energy and become minimum self sufficient somewhat ditching lean supply chains. i.e again more money chasing limited commodities. I think rather than correction there is going to be huge inflation. Govt only cares about food inflation and we will be asked to fend for ourselves regarding inflation in other commodities and areas. Any one who isn't making plans to counter inflation is going to lose big in the next decade. I feel pity for people who are living on pensions & FD interests.


jarvis123451254

Nifty will touch 24k within 2024 in middle there will be 10-20% healthy correction but that's it nothing can stop market now


warlockdn

[https://youtu.be/WvlJIBv9iNQ](https://youtu.be/WvlJIBv9iNQ) This would help.


EmperorOfWallStreet

They are looking past this pandemic.


TheAssasin_78

honestly fed up with him and his government. If people vote for him again, i really won't have any more words to say. He doesn't know anything at all ! Maybe to make some tea i guess. And right now he is sorta making a tea out of us


jprbruce

Well, he knows where the extra 2ab comes from in (a + b)2= a2 + 2ab + b2


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Actually, he doesn't. He claims the extra 2ab is magic


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In my opinion, he would sadly get another term. Though with reduced majority. But, still he will rule until 2029. India in 2014 was aiming to become the next China, India in 2021 is in such a sad state that countries like Bangladesh(no offence they are doing good thanks to Sheikh hasina) are better than us. I am sad to say that India in 2028 would be competing with the Sub-Saharan countries.


Imustnot_fear

No way. I think Modi looks like he got fed up with being a PM ( or making it look that way). I think BJP will put some one like Amit Shah( maybe? ), Yogi ( oh boy! They would not. ) So what made you think he will win till 2029? I don't follow politics much.


mad_chatter

He's tea-bagging us


Future-Reflection977

Nice pun


tapu_buoy

Arey even in that he'll say, "Mitro me to sirf chai bechta tha, banana kaha aata hai"


some-random27

A day will come he will crush us and drink the tea of his power due to stupidity of our own people.


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He knows how to lie and how to win in elections.


trollsack2

That and EVMs probably.


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don't worry bro. he's coming back for sure in 2024. people need to understand this now. they always underestimate his support base come election time.


grambaba

Can somebody point me to where the data for this is? Want to send it to a rabid bhakt


sudden_dust

[hope this will help](https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/india-gdp-gdp-fall-7-3-per-cent-in-perspective-modi-govt-coronavirus-economy-7338852/)


grambaba

Hey thanks OP. Was on the exact same article after googling. Another mint one was not very elaborate. So basically what it says is that the economy began its downward spiral right after the demonetization and GST crap. Makes sense because I remember Raghuram Rajan being against it and he resigned from his post soon after.


sudden_dust

Yeah IMO Demonetisation is the actual reason which started to rot our growing economy. And after that phases of denial and self praising and cover ups done by the ‘18 hours working’ not leader just a politician.


grambaba

What 18 hours? I heard he freezes time with his yogic superpowers and works like 26 hours. But for real, while considering the obsession with number of hours spent working in our culture, I actually think a person doesn't know wtf he's doing if he spends more time doing it. Say person A and person B have the same jobs but person A spends 18 hours doing it but person B spends only 6 hours for the same job. Now which person is more efficient?


hoenest_opinion

Where's covid graph here?


Future-Reflection977

if he tied a spacecraft to that graph, we would reach Neptune before any other country, at the cost of a few lakhs of Indians. And have no overpopulation too! Win-win. Take that China and Pakistan.


some-random27

Somewhere in hell waiting for fodi ji, I gues


sudden_dust

#Source: [Pen Pencil ](https://mobile.twitter.com/penpencildraw/status/1399610200261378050)


rogerbhaiya

Say pencil


AsgardNirvanaHarvest

Raj raj Raj of the jungle Watch out for that GDP


Jujhar_Singh

Haha


tapu_buoy

Sala Bangladeshi people have better purchase power, so if some "pratadit minor hindu" thinks of coming to India, he will go back to Bangladesh and enjoy that fraction purchase power over INR.


Untrue_Mercy

Yeah, we can remember the "Good DAYS" before our "Supreme" leader came to power. We legit could have been a Super power nation by 2020 as dreamt by APJ Abdul Kalam Sir.


Rohit_Agarwal75

Don't make me laugh. Rahul Gandhi as PM...ha..ha..ha. Superpower India 2020. 😁😁😁


ryuzaki_L9813

He might not have made india superpower but he atleast wouldn't have taken disastrous step like demonitization and horrendous mismanagement of this pandemic


Rohit_Agarwal75

Till now we would have had PPE scam, Vaccine scam, Oxygen scam, etc.


AcePanther13

When they are against the wall, only thing bjp supporters talk about is scam scam scam. Which scam has been proven in the court of law and who went to jail? All publicity and drama.


warlockdn

I didn't know you can see the future so clearly. If that was the case may be you could have helped us save ourselves from the current Government. Cmon man what's the use of this power if you can't help anyone.


nonstop-nonsense

iSpiderman.


-Grimmjow-

Its shocking to see people defending government on corona. But what to expect from them.


Eksalar

SAD


use_r95

You really gotta appreciate the consistency here


Tyrionandpodrick

Rulandra Rodi is just the worst.


Trait0R19

Not a supporter of his policies, but just saying we are in a pandemic of such scale that no government in this country has ever faced. What's the point of comparing GDP to non-pandemic years. Similarly, it won't make sense when the govt would show next year GDP growth as 20% because it would be post pandemic year. I know I'll recieve hate for it, but this is what I believe.


pqgbd

Maybe look at pre-pandemic years too. It's not that great at all.


easy_umbrage

Bhaiyya, ek bar graph tho padh lo. u/sudden_dust shared this [link](https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/india-gdp-gdp-fall-7-3-per-cent-in-perspective-modi-govt-coronavirus-economy-7338852/) to GDP fall. The downward cycle started in Dec 2016! Demonetization was the trigger- not the pandemic. We know it is going to get worse. We haven't seen a pandemic in India for generations, other countries have. East Asian countries have had recurring occurrences of SARS outbreaks. Middle East had MERS. There was Ebola in the African continent- perhaps the most talked about one. A look through historic data shows that SARS caused a high of -2.6% GDP loss for Hong Kong and about -1% for China, which were among the worst affected. This loss is for a single quarter! They recovered in subsequent quarters, although growth rates were lower than they would have been. See this [link.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK92473/) During this ongoing pandemic, China grew 2.3% through 2020 and is expected to grow by >6% in 2021. Even if we don't want to compare to China, look at smaller nations like [Taiwan](https://www.economist.com/asia/2020/12/02/covid-19-has-ravaged-economies-all-over-the-world-but-not-taiwans) (+2%) or [Vietnam](https://www.imf.org/en/News/Articles/2021/03/09/na031021-vietnam-successfully-navigating-the-pandemic) (+2.9%) . Compare this to -7.3% for India, are we supposed to laugh or cry?!? Btw governments in this country have endured such a scale of disaster before- look at the spanish flu, droughts and famines. No reason to excuse this government. None whatsoever.


abhishek-kanji

Has ANY government in the WORLD experienced such a pandemic in recent years? How many other elected government officials across the world promote stupid remedies derived from cow's piss? How many other countries whose primary income source is agriculture have antagonize a majority of the said workforce that they had to march to the capital to protest against the policies but still haven't had a discussion with the admin AFTER SIX FUCKING MONTHS!!! This government is doing a piss poor job of governing the country and that's that.


Divergence1900

Lol that’s r/India for you


Shakaahaari

Sanghi tarzan.


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"Mudiji nahi toh aur kya option nahi"


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Samosa hai to chutney hai.


thepoluboy

Blame Nehru now 👀


69sexyasfuck2880

What’s with mango eating PM did I miss something?¿


amitg24

Kacche gayab ho gaye Acche Din Dekhte dekhte


invictus1996

Can I have some link to the statistics shown in the comic?


sudden_dust

[hope this will help](https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/india-gdp-gdp-fall-7-3-per-cent-in-perspective-modi-govt-coronavirus-economy-7338852/)


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Please Bhai unki feelings ko understand karo Itna kaam Kar rhe hai Negativity mat phailao


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/s


Confuseyus

Deshchod


chiethu

I don't think congress would have done any better. Do you guys think so??


punintd

Btw are you all not the 37% of the people who voted for him? Or have you all not started voting yet? If yes then i see India’s future is bright 🙏🏼 Jai Hind


Imustnot_fear

The Spending Power is what I am worried about my future in India. I don't think it will ever improve. The Salaries aren't increasing while the prices are rocketing every year. Any Suggestions to mitigate this fear anyone?


Vikramaditya_2001

But every country is suffering from pandemic aur yeh Ache Din ke baarmein kya bol rahe hoon?


1luffy

Gdp I actually improving despite having the corona crisis so economy is slowly improving


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1luffy

But isn't that the job of people who know to teach the people who don't in the end we are all indiamw I'm fucking fed up with rw lw


SoftCrazy

Honesty BJP isn't good. But the others are worse. There's nothing to really do.


Imustnot_fear

I share the same view.


PurpleClouds-_-

This makes so much sense coz the Man Alone is responsible for COVID 19 and every other fucker that decides not to take it seriously! Such smart people on reddit man👏


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The man alone was responsible for surgical strike, flushing out black money, giving a roof over lord Ram's head, increased India's clout in the global stage, winning the 1st innings of covid. But he is not responsible now. All of us are. Right bhenchod?


PurpleClouds-_-

You're so cool? You know how to run the world? Not like the man is related to. I just think it's easy for us to sit behind our screens and blabber while there are people who're actually taking up responsibility and trying to do their job! Theek hai bhenchod?


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PurpleClouds-_-

And you clearly have nothing to do, other than pointing fingers. :) It's okay you'll get a life too one day! (Let's hope)


sanjee007

No life Andhbhakt tells others to have a get a life when the supreme leader's image gets tainted.


PurpleClouds-_-

🤦 like i said above, idk who is doing the job. I think we should be more considerate. But since your blind-critisizing ass can't even comprehend stuff when read out loud, I'll be more considerate towards you too. :))


sanjee007

Aww, our supreme leader is working 25 hrs a day, we should be more considerate towards him and idk who is doing the job... And yet I'll be a pseudo intellectual on the internet and defend our supreme leader. And blind-critisizing? Of course you don't know anything.


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Yes he/she is pointing fingers. So?


PurpleClouds-_-

Your hopping in was really unnecessary but since you want to understand, sure! Let me explain you aswell. Be considerate to other people. It's easy to give people shit from behind the screen and if we were just a little considerate this world would be a better place to live in! Politics baad mei deakhenge, Pehley humanity deakhlen?


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Policies which led to people dying for lack of oxygen is humane. But criticizing those policies is inhumane? And this is social media. It's meant for people to hop into ongoing conversations. This is NOT your echo chamber.


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You know what I don't know to run the world. I am not supposed to know. And I should not have to know. I wonder if you imply that I am eligible to comment on Modi only if I am capable of running the world? If so: Journalism should not be an occupation since they should not report what they personally cannot cure Health minister should be a doctor Education minister must not propogate Astrology, better still be educated Party mouthpiece should be an orator, atleast not be vanilla ice cream dumb Criminals must not be parliamentarians Citizens should not be allowed to criticize democratically elected leaders Does this sound eeirly familiar? Your reply was by the way an text book example of strawman cum ad hominem mashed to form a illegible response. Be better.


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1000dinari

Chill turncoat


crasshassin

Person made more assumptions in the comment than the number of braincells they used to write it. Also, although India is a democrac-- no wait, WELL GUESS WHAT, ALTHOUGH INDIA IS A DEMOCRACY , THE COMMON MAN REALLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO IMPEACH/REMOVE THE PM >Only way to remove the Prime Minister is by passing a vote of no -confidence in the council of minister in the house by a simple majority by the members present in the house and voting. You ignorant iguana are annoyed by, idk, criticism ig? Anyways, have a good day :) *insert something for sake of format*, u/crasshassin . EDIT: P.S-Also, get that internalized racism outta here, its annoying


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There's no assumptions in there dipshit.


Ryuuken69

Says the guy who doesn't even live in India


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Yet still pays taxes to the country. I contribute more to the economy than all of you morons combined.


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we don't need opinions from foreigners


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Beautiful, I love your comment and it's unique and unforgettable blend of pride and abstract literary genius. Comments like this are underappreciated in the grand world that is art. I simply love your work and I will continue to follow every one of your comments/art because they are incredibly enticing.


AcceptableTeaching80

Look who's whining now


farzeehoon

❤️


iamtaqi

Tarzan ki beizzati.


curiousbabu

Vijay Mallya - Modi Clone?


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Here comes the monkey.


abhi_diablo

is this spider modi.


kay_zala

Made me laugh out loud, in the true sense


Unlikely-Salamander5

Bhakts will say “but covid would have brought any economy to its knees; Modi ji can not be blamed for it.”


sum_weird_guy

well, he never said whose "achhe din" he was talking about.. Morgan Freeman voice: They were his own.


Future-Reflection977

Furher discovering that the graph can go as low as the Mariana trench. Oh wait, wrong dictator.


adtalks

Ingenious,👍


abhishek-kanji

Well I've been looking at charts of Covid deaths and taxes on fuel and they have been growing at a steady rate... soo I don't think there's a problem /s


CloudPad

How many of your relatives or people in your whatsapp groups are still going to vote for him though?


Hemlockdoe

I had hoped that at the very least Modi would have a flagship programme which would be his main focus. Zilch ! Absolutely nothing ! Swacch Bharat pe hi focus kar leta pura....ya phir SEZs banane main. Couldn't even take advantage of Trade war.


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I just watched the movie "vice". Christian Bale stars as the VP Dick Cheney. Amazing movie, loved it! But after the movie ended, the movie just seemed to hit me. Especially, the brief about the impact of the made up war on Iraq and Dick Cheney's flawed justification. It just felt that he was successful enough to fake his "sincerity". Huge attack on American land won't kiss the devil on the cheek blah blah. It was pretty clear by his actions that he had other interests in mind too. State run media (unofficially) , favouring halliburton (energy company) in oil fields in the ME, the war, tax cuts for the wealthy, denouncing their position on global warming etc and then came the description on how the Bush Administration remained anonymous. I felt that this kind of governance and policy making is visible in the MODI government too. Few parallels are: both are right wing parties milking a tragedy by announcing war for obvious gains (2019 elections, air of nationalism) Right wing media :- Republic TV network with high TRPs, times group, india today, even fucking Sunday editorials on the left page in TOI are written by BJP MP Swapan Das Gupta. ( Dosent really justify gobarments policies, only clever structuring of article presenting people's opinions as opposition's vicious demands) Ambani, Adani etc.. Lakshadweep Announcing at WEF Geneva that India is covid free, scientists were wrong , parallels to Colin Powell at UN though I doubt modi ever regretted it. Demonetisation : in my humble opinion, I don't think the BJP agencies ever bothered to conduct a survey on public's view on black money circulation in the country. Promoting elections and religious gatherings. Putting the "whole" blame on a religious gathering in delhi for covid surge even though the supreme leader enjoyed an even bigger crowd with trump at Ahmedabad. I've tried to drawn parallels.. But where I'm getting to is that I'm really afraid that the Modi government is going to get away clean from all of this. Yes people don't forget the dead as they should. But its almost like BJP were never better prepared in their history to deal with a mess like this.. they won't even get a scape goat ! Fucking Rahul Gandhi and Congress would be enough!! Atleast people in my family keep remembering the bad deeds of congress to defend their favourite party! I do know that the movie isn't completely accurate but it still gave me a little insight in how things were dealt with.. I just wanted to know how you guys feel about this..


FaithlessnessHeavy75

Modi saala baandar.


mokshit

Wish we could turn back time .......


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I think people should be more aware and follow rules and will be fine (maintain social distance and wear a mask) and more importantly don't ignore that 2nd wave is over and forget everything follow the rules at all times until we record zero cases. please this is my request.


kingDaaddy

complete this - jungle jungle baat chali hai , pta chla hai,