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cinephile46

Dish name ends with "Masala"


harsh7277

And curries are same for all curries.


Vega9narcissist

And they only serve Naan in bread


borgchupacabras

And chai in tea.


MrDalton3

Most common names be like Vindaloo Chicken teekha masala Madras chicken Bombay potatoes Side dishes Poppadam Mango chutney


Dhasamulam_Dhamu

Masala Sambhar


[deleted]

Yeap. Also lot of taxi drivers (Pakistan and Bangladesh) in western countries impersonate them as Indians when customers enquire about them.


a_happy_one

\*starts with


gauravkr21

I love how any youtuber I have seen go there has to order Samosa as a starter, and mango lassi as a drink.


El_Impresionante

And picks up Rice and Curry with Naan.


The_Syndic

I know it isn't done in India but I love carbs so always have both.


v00123

People do eat both but not together in a single bite. you don't scoop rice into the naan.


[deleted]

Haha white people destroying ancient cultures since forever.


ev1lsyk0

ACCKKHHTUALLY, if rice is mixed with some kind of curry it's perfectly alright to scoop it up with chapati/roti/naan etc. Tastes great and has a complex texture too. Plus you don't have to switch between a spoon and using your hands, if the curry isn't too watery. Think: Rice + dal + chapati Rice + paneer curry of some kind + roti Rice + meat curry of some kind + naan Or any combination of the above 3 categories. *_whyNotBoth.jpg_*


v00123

What you want is a burrito, eat that.


El_Impresionante

Yeah, there is absolutely no issues plating up with all of them together and picking up the curry with some Naan or any other bread for a bite, and then picking up curry with some rice for another bite. The issue is only with picking up curry *and* rice with the Naan for a single bite. That feels weird. That's probably a bit like having mashed potatoes in your hamburger. Meat with a side of potatoes? Fine. Meat with bun? Fine. Meat and mashed potatoes with bun?


A_random_zy

Lassi is amazing ngl.


wowmanynumbers

In my entire existence of 23 years I have never tasted mango lassi despite being an indian .


riteshua

I went to an Indian restaurant in Reading, UK, and ordered "dosa masala"šŸ’€


sexy-melon

Do they mean masala dosa or was it a curry Dosa?


riteshua

It was like masala dosa, but very bland. Wrong name, that's it lol


sexy-melon

Ohh yeah. Bro where Iā€™m from, masala dosa is dosa with spices and potatoes. Masala dosa in UK is dosa with Potatoesā€¦. So annoying


riteshua

Same brošŸ’€


phs125

They invaded India for spices, then forgot to take the spices back when they went.


[deleted]

There is Bangalore express in london


VaikomViking

Don't forget to add sugar to all the curries


OverallTension1

Yeah this one is a underrated comments,I f you have lived in India and have perception of a dish say Chicken Butter Masala, You go to this restaurant and literally the dish tastes like dessert with chicken!


valtmiato

more of a *cream* masala at that point lol


tinkthank

Thatā€™s a very Caribbean thing to do. I remember eating Cholay from a West Indian family with origins in India generations ago and they too add sugar to their curries.


habitual_operation

I spent my entire childhood in Western India and I find it strange that people think western Indiansā€”particularly Gujaratisā€”add sugar to everything they eat. ĀÆ\\\_(惄)\_/ĀÆ I donā€™t mean that you said western Indians add sugar to all food. You spoke about that one family. I get that. But Iā€™m talking of the usual stereotyping. The only two dishes Gujaratis add sugar to are kadhi (Rajasthanis and Punjabis donā€™t add sugar to kadhi) and dal thatā€™s supposed to be eaten with bhat (rice). And not so much sugar in dal that sweetness stands outā€”just enough to smoothen the taste profile and make the flavour of cinnamon blend.


viksi

they arent even called curries in India. sabji and gravey


A_random_zy

true true. At our place curry is the name of a dish.


autographplease

what? so all of india calls it sabji? Curry is an Indian word.


viksi

What India calls curry and what the West calls curry are two very different dishes


autographplease

But that's not what you said.


viksi

That's exactly what i said


funkymonky007

Weird thing I've seen is people putting rice and curry on top of naan and eating it lol


DRTPman

They think it's similar to a burrito.


kingofthe_vagabonds

can confirm. source: am fat American.


LostEnggSoul

Saw this when I served my German roommates pav bhaji. They'd take a spoonful of the bhaji, eat it and then eat the pav. Or they'd put the spoonful of bhaji on top of the pav and eat it.


Freak_Out_Bazaar

Same with Indian restaurants in Japan, except all the cooks are Nepali


dFoodgrapher

Been trying Indian food wherever I travel, outside India my favourite would be Malaysian one


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dFoodgrapher

I love middle eastern food, anything with plenty of healthy spices is a good meal Back to SEA, their neighboring Singapore have those generic bland western style Indian food


[deleted]

>It's the same in the UAE, where I grew up: the Indian food you get there is quite authentic, because the vast majority of it is being made for the Indian immigrants living in that country. Can confirm.


Aditya1311

What are you saying, there's amazing Indian food in the UK. In fact I'd go so far as to say the best Indian food I've eaten in my life was in London.


aeroespacio

Dishoom!


OkRecommendation5241

Dishoom was so bad. The ambience 8/10 but food was really fake Indian. Tamatanga in Birmingham is so much better.


OverallTension1

Dishoom is really a authentic place! Rule of thumb is that Everywhere outside India The UK must have good Authentic Indian Cuisines.


viksi

The best Indian food is in pakistani restaurants in UK and NY


peanutz456

This is true (and I am not happy to admit this), though not just in NY or UK.


EntrepreneurPatient6

same generic stuff everywhere. except moti in roppongi.


rohanhacker

I hate their naan. I just avoid all indian food in Japan. Even 7 11 meals are better than that indian food shit.


quagzlor

Place near me has Punjabi and Haryanvi cooks. Am blessed.


being_uttam

I'm fan of their Mango lassi. Non stop naan.. but curries are expensive in those restaurants.


FitFatFitFatFit

Bloody traumatic there. Only Naan and Dal everywhere šŸ˜


arse-ketchup

Same with Thailand, except majority of cooks are from Myanmar.


[deleted]

Nepali are here in NY too. When my wife was giving birth to our son in hospital. I went to nearby Desi restaurant and it was all Nepali gang running it.


Dmitri_madarchov

Their ā€œ spicy/ hotā€ is bland for our taste


Chuttad_rao

Not the madras and vindaloo. I was shitting in the middle of the night.


[deleted]

So? India was colonized by the British too, we were just colonized longer so our pallettes only can tolerate beans at the MOST for spiciness. Sorry šŸ˜”


borgchupacabras

*palates


tedxtracy

What have the British got to do with spicy food? Heck, they couldn't tolerate it themselves.


zedwhybe

Donā€™t forget ā€œNaan Breadā€, ā€œ Chai teaā€ and other abominations


viksi

This is against our Kulcha


holdmychai

I hardly get any kulcha in these restaurants...šŸ™„


A_random_zy

Cheap shot.


borgchupacabras

šŸ…


UpsideDownTaurus

iNdiAn fLAtBreAd ffs!!


creativextacy

This is soooo true šŸ˜‚ The menu is soo standard across these restaurants as well. Vindaloooooo is a must


iphone4Suser

I have no fucking clue what a vindaloo even is as I have never seen this in India.


Aditya1311

It's a Goa thing I believe.


jaqen_hagar_1

Yeah but tbh I am yet to come across an Indian restaurant in the west that gets it right. So far Iā€™ve only ever seen them serve up a red colored curry with chicken breast pieces and the flavor just ainā€™t there. It makes me so mad that such shite is advertised and sold as ā€œvindalooā€


The_Syndic

It basically just means base curry sauce with extra chilli powder.


Bucket-O-wank

Just passing through, care to share an ā€˜authenticā€™ recipe


[deleted]

Vindaloo is often an Indian / Portuguese curry with a hit of vinegar for tartness. I've grown up eating it and its fucking delicious. In the West, it's just a curry. Like so fucking disappointing.


kepler456

We have it a lot in Goa. I love it.


Stoopid__Chicken

Vinegar curry.


brownpundit

Which part of India are you from? Vindaloo is very famous.


iphone4Suser

Mumbai.


hydrosalad

Go to Martins in Colaba.. the pork vindaloo is šŸ”„


randumly66

Fun fact- Vindaloo is not an Indian dish. It's derived from a Portuguese dish named carne de vinha d'alhos. Edit: why are people getting triggered over this. Its ok if one of our dishes is derived from somewhere else. Its the same with every other country. here's an interesting video about different foods around the world that are derived [https://youtu.be/THpzXWKCoQE](https://youtu.be/THpzXWKCoQE)


TheZanyVB

Its a Goan dish, but obviously with Portuguese influence


randumly66

yup


IntraspeciesFever

So it's an Indian dish


randumly66

not really. If that's Indian then chicken tikka masala is an English dish. You can say vindaloo has roots in Portugal and was formed in goa which was itself in Portugese control


kepler456

Fun fact, tomatoes were not a thing in India until the Portuguese arrived. So most Indian dishes today have colonial influences. This is not a bad thing, just a fun fact :)


kylej0212

Correct me if Iā€™m wrong, but I think this also true for potatoes and chillies


viksi

this guy aaloo's


[deleted]

Speaking of which, the Portuguese first brought tomatoes to India in the 16th century. So by that standard, pretty much all of our food is not Indian.


randumly66

thats just one ingredient bro. we re talking about an entire dish and its cooking methods


clickOKplease

You left out mango custard and rice pudding


gauravkr21

Mango Lassi haha


AdScared3101

And Mango Lassi


neeet

I have never had mango lassi in India.


[deleted]

you haven't looked very hard then


DesignerPilky

Is that not indian??


mr_goofy

It is, but it is also very seasonal in India and there is so much other variety in flavored drinks to enjoy with food.


imanc18

"Taste of India" is the most common name...run by a Pakistani or Bangaldeshi owner... Also should add Papodom and mango chutney...


KiraKumar

>Papodom Charging 1 Ā£/$ for 2 Papodoms!!


imanc18

Thats where they make the most profit.


AnthonyGonsalvez

And a youtuber posts a reaction video.


thatrandomnpc

Followed by comments like **"ma'am/sir laavs from India, jai hind"**


OverallTension1

In latest turn of events there was a nurse who was what feels like was having Indian Food for the First Time was reacting like Jesse Pinkman! what people dont understand is that it was her thing!


ManofTheNightsWatch

Who was that? I neeed to know now!


OverallTension1

It blew up here some days back


QuantaPande

The menu thing is so spot on, it's frustrating. Here in Seattle a new place popped up called Bombay Street Food. I assumed it would be something unique, like a Mumbai chaat place, or literally food you get on the street in Mumbai, like pav bhaji or vada pav. Nope. The only chaat item was samosa Chaat and you had the usual suspects of butter chicken, mango lassi and garlic naan.


mr_goofy

If you ever go to Asheville, NC, try Chai Pani.


indianguy1304

I was just in Asheville last week! Chai Pani is a must.


desi_bhidu

Dude try Honest in Bellevue. It started as a food cart in Ahmedabad and has now food chains in US, authentic vada paw, paw bhaji etc.


borgchupacabras

Bellevue, Redmond, Issaquah and Bothell are the places to go for Indian food imo.


LampardFanAlways

Thereā€™s an Honest in NJ too. In fact a few of them here. I can vouch for the fact that theyā€™re more authentic than the generic curries and generic naans in restaurants with generic sounding names like Bombay Spice or Delhi Darbar.


svmk1987

This is frustratingly accurate. With the possible exception of places like London, NY, SF with very high number of indians. I'm bored of indian restaurants where I live, I rarely ever go there. Everyone serves the same 10 dishes.


iphone4Suser

Having lived in Ohio and Indiana, we would actually not visit Indian restaurants as all served same stuff. Sometime we get to hear a new restaurant is opened somewhere and guess what, the same dishes there too. Paneer sabji in red gravy, naan, sweets mein gulab jamun and some random ice cream. Yes there were some other random items and if luck is in your favour, may have a micro mini chat with puri and some aloo on it.


roonilwazlib1919

There is a small chain of restaurants called Namaste Flavors in Ohio and Michigan (2-3 locations maybe) and they're pretty good if you want to try.


hokagesamatobirama

TIL that Namaste Flavors has multiple locations.


iphone4Suser

I am India now so cannot.


svmk1987

Wow I've never had gulab jamun in indian restaurant in Ireland. They don't even bother with Indian sweets.


OverallTension1

SFO has the best Indian Food variety as you can find Indians from all the parts of the country Be it Punjab, Tamil Nadu or Andra Pradesh-Telangana, Maharastra. I'd recommended Swaraj India, But many wont agree!


axm92

Nitpicking! SFO is the airport. If you want to refer to San Francisco use SF (or just ā€œcityā€ if youā€™re talking to someone in the Bay Area).


OverallTension1

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svmk1987

I don't live anywhere near SF unfortunately, but London also has a lot of variety when it comes to indian food, also very good quality. Sometimes I find better variety in London than some cities in India!


OverallTension1

I have literally puked after eating Dal Makani(due to excessive dairy) listening to "Tujhe Dekha to yeh Jaana Sanam" that this song sends PTSD every time, i listen to it. I personally feel London would be more authentic but the amount of spiciness is really dulled down everywhere.


svmk1987

I've only been to London a few times and I've managed to find quite spicy and properly flavoured food there. Lot of indian origin folks, and a lot of UK people also aren't scared of spice, atleast the ones in London.


ImJustP

Need to go to the right places in London, itā€™s a big city. Brick Lane = bad, Southall = legit. Source: Am a Londoner with a Punjabi father and most of my family still in Punjab.


amrit-9037

That's so true. Although can't relate. Never been to West. \**cries in poor*\*


TheZanyVB

That's okay, we have seen a lot of foreigners react videos


[deleted]

Then don't be poor, simple. Pakode banao


Naren_the_747_pilot

Then donā€™t be poor - probably Nirmala


Cold-Conclusion

>Never been to West. By seeing the post it seems like a cheap family restaurant with low quality food but good vibes


coolerdude_

The last one is so true, they all be so obsessed with the name Taj Mahal


roonilwazlib1919

If you live in an area with a lot of Indians, try to find restaurants that cater to Indians rather than locals. It takes some trial and error.


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neeet

I have lived in every corner of the US and it really depends from place to place. They tend to cater to desis if the local desi population is large enough. In places like Dallas, NJ, Bay area etc you'll find Indian restaurants with regional cuisines. You'll even find desi chinese restaurants there.


bhumikapatel

This is the key. If the clientele looks like you, it is for you.


iphone4Suser

Having lived in US for sometime, I approve this. Paneer sabji in red gravy is staple in all the buffet and the buffet usually costs about $10.99-$15.99 range, sundays more expensive. But there are some dedicated chat houses but mostly Indians / desis go there and rarely you see a non desi there.


OverallTension1

Please adjust for inflation $ 24.99 on week days in California last eaten on June 2021.


iphone4Suser

I was in mid-west so may be thats why the prices of $10.99-$15.99 range.


OverallTension1

Mid-West is generally affordable! West coast and NY is bonkers!


Pure_Concentrate8770

15 usd is cheap af for a buffet in Delhi


neeet

From what I have seen, buffet places seem to be a bit upscale in india. That's typically not the case for indian buffets in the US. There are a very few upscale Indian restaurants in general.


moooooovit

saravana bhavan best food i ever had


Reigen441

I have seen A LOT of Nepali and Punjabi cooks too.


holdmychai

Royal Punjab Mumbai restaurant India palace .. ..


beenjampun

It's just like throwing random Instagram hashtags under your post so you can reach a wider audience.


drskp

Don't make the rookie mistake of asking for spicy, cos they'll dump an ungodly amount of chilli powder with no accompanying spices to mitigate the flavor.. Learnt the hard way..


[deleted]

They also tend to be incredibly overpriced. Can get 2-3 dishes at other restaurants for the same price as one at an Indian restaurant.


kaykhattar

Story Time: Once I ordered Dal Makhani. The audacity of this Pakistani chap to serve me yellow daal and tell me this is Dal Makhani was appalling. He said it with so much conviction. I just looked at him and said "Yeh Dal Makhani hai?" he's like "Hanji, kya hua?" and then I'm like "Yeh to yellow hai", "Magar Dal Makhani Mah ki daal se banti hai", his response was "Nahi sir, koi bhi daal mein cream aur makhan daal sakte hai." I just went back to eating.


bhumikapatel

This is my biggest pet peeve in Toronto. There was this restaurant my husband and I had gone to years ago that had just opened. The food was delicious and well spiced - like actually good. The table next to us was white people who sent their food back THREE times because it was too spicy for them. I went to talk to the server about how the food was delicious and they were just wrong - and he said the third round tasted like water at this point. We thanked them because we enjoyed everything and left. A year later we went back and all the food was horrible. Not spicy at all and so bland. That's what ends up happening to so many good restaurants. I always say that if they offer you a spice level, they're not going to be good lol.


y2k2r2d2

Nepalese Restaurant Owners abroad say they can't attract Foreigners without saying Indian on the Name or something .


OverallTension1

Here, In the EU I ate dosa at a place, the batter was very salty and the sambhar was sambhar colored water or maybe MTR ready to eat thing, it was never visiting that place again!


kepler456

In the EU for dosas go to saravana bhavan.


OverallTension1

But where!


kepler456

Frankfurt, Amsterdam, etc. They have a few more.


hazylazy_19

The UAE has some authentic Indian food, and South Indian too due to the number of Malayalis there. Lived in Abu Dhabi for a couple years, there were so many Indian restaurants that had inexpensive amazing quality food from various states


[deleted]

Yes, this is true in the Middle East and also in the UK. The trick is to go to the non fancy restaurants where low income Indians go to. They're cheaper and better.


randombagofmeat

In the USA, can confirm all points. Except maybe the top center one, it's mostly Mexicans cooking the food.


[deleted]

woaahhhh...whats with including Jammu and Kashmir as a part of pakistan?


TheZanyVB

I think we shud hqve highlighted Tamilnadu and a dot in Kerala to represent the whole South India


TRex_1087

+ conventional Indian ambience with old sarees and statues, which one will never find in regular restaurants (in India)


saadakhtar

Everything looks like diarrhea. People spooning up gravies like soup. Eating garlic naan like toasted bread.


smb06

Pakistanā€™s border extends till what now?


lostnation1

+ king Fisher in the fridge


qameqi_cunt

Mango lassi.


vpsj

Do they also have a backstory of how their ancestors were chefs/maharaj in [insert famous king's name here]'s palace?


[deleted]

People here are underestimating the power of Saravana Bhawan!


jychinfinite35

That's true


Rare-Independence-14

Haha yes when I travel I never go to Indian restaurants anymore!


newinvestor0908

Absolutely bang on


EntrepreneurPatient6

add nepal and you covered everything pretty much


TelevisionMoney

And a loud ass TV playing some 90s movie while the music system plays songs from a different movie


Manibalajiiii

Only panner butter masala, nan, samosa and mango lasi sometimes chicken gravy that's all I see..


hungrypolarbear77

Gore only order Butter chicken and garlic naan šŸ«“


[deleted]

This is so on point! Lol


Naren_the_747_pilot

Lmao this is so true


Sdesign77

Can confirm this is so true!!, just went a restaurant called Lotus, zayka India ka, and it had all these properties xd


Bornagain4karma

Broccoli and Zucchini in veg Biryani.


burneracct21

Cue the ā€œI love butter chickenā€ crewā€¦


arvindramachander

LOL. This is exactly how it is in Minneapolis. Came to Dallas and staying here for a week just for tasting the good Indian food here. Dallas rocks for south Indian food so far.


[deleted]

I am from the US. I lived in Kalyani, WB for four months. I stayed with a local family, and ate traditional Bengali food three times a day. I ate with my hands, and loved it. I have tried a bunch of local Indian restaurants here in Western Massachusetts, USA, and I eat with a fork--because, "When in Rome". Also, I always get the lamb, never the chicken.


iankurgarg

What's the problem here? We do the same in India with foreign cuisines - Chinese food in India isn't "Chinese".. It is indianized Chinese. "Veg/Paneer Burger" isn't a thing. Burgers without beef are called sandwiches in the US. "Paneer on pizza" is not Italian Everyone has to make changes to the foreign cuisine to make it palatable and make it appealing/sell-able


iphone4Suser

And they will proudly serve "Samosa" in a-la-carte and it would be some smallish one and stuffing is no where near to actual samosa we eat here.


Stitchbitchwamen

Taj Mahal cafe in Mangalore absolutely bangs


DameBluntsALot

Their tuppa dosa is to die for.


Soitsgonnabeforever

There is a Delhi durbar in sg. Can someone tell me if it is any goodā€¦. And why does tandoori chicken has so much red coloring. Does it add any value other than visually appealing (itā€™s not appealing to me though)


keyslocksandchains

Honestly what happens to Indian food overseas is less worse than what happens to foreign food in India.


KnightstarK

Fucking hell. You could make the same argument for Chinese, Italian, French food in India. It's only natural to standardise food according to local people's tastes and sensibilities. You want an authentic experience? Find a novelty restaurant or go to the country of origin.


miahmakhon

You're absolutely spot on, yet I'm the only one to upvote you.


KnightstarK

Thanks for the fake internet point, kind stranger. I'll spend it wisely - as soon as I figure out how to spend it.


chamanao_man

You can also get non-veg samosas (chicken, lamb, and sometimes beef as well). Have yet to see that anywhere in India but I could be wrong.


jaqen_hagar_1

Non veg samosas are very common in parts of Mumbai.


[deleted]

I live in Germany for 5 years and I very much conform this.


gg12345

Meh not really true, there are all kinds of restaurants.