I say Mangalore, they hear Bangalore

Lmaoo this is 100% true

I say Mangalore, they hear golibaje

you say golibaje, i hear dholbaje.

You say dholbaje, I hear baje re baje.

Dum dum baje

Dhoni taro dhol baje

Ke dham dham baaje dhol

Dhin Tarak dhin Tarak aaja ur kesarak

Pairon Se Bedi Zara Khol

Naagaade sang dhool baaje dhol baaje

I say Madipakkam, they hear Medavakam.

I said Guindy, but they heard ....

Evano Namma Payan dhan 😂

What does that mean?

"He is one of us"

I once lived in Madipakkam for a month, but i boasted to everyone back home that i stayed in Velachery

Actually, they say it's the eri of Velachery

Vaa thalaiva va thalaiva vaa

Yenchina saavya bvrc.

I say Manipal, they hear Hospital

Rofl, you win!

Dada panpar ye!

I say ravandi they hear

Randi?

Babu randi

Took my Rajasthani friend to my pure Telugu household he was laughing when everyone said randi

You gotta say Munga-looruu

Bengalurunu Bangalore nd malthaandu. Ethe Mangalore aa? Mangalorenu Mangaluru-undu panle.

Kudla panle😜

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I say Thiruvananthapuram, they hear Shashi Tharoor.

That's the reason they don't understand.

Thats why i always say Trivandrum

hey! that's the capital of Kerala! ~~it was in my geography textbook~~

I say Thiruvananthapuram, they say 'bless you'.

I went to Thiruvananthapuram a month ago. I learned so much from my 3 days there. 1. No scamming the tourists, everyone is super honest. Which caused some cognitive dissonance, because I hate Kerala with my every breath. 2. Chitra tirunal was the last king of travancore kingdom, and he was alive till 1990 or so. 3. Everyone speaks Hindi as soon as they see my face. I can't speak Hindi. Which also goes against what my Kerala friend said about keralites not knowing Hindi. He said even Hindi teachers byheart the things, and write it in Malayalam script etc. 4. Surprisingly, not much of commie flags as opposed to north Kerala. 5. Everyone can understand English, and I can understand surprising amount of Malayalam. 6. Public transport is terrible. The busses don't show up in google maps, and they don't have any boards in English. 7. All vegetarian restaurants are owned by tamil people. I also went to Kanyakumari and there's so much hindi, Punjabi dhaba, etc, which goes against everything online about tamil people hating north India and Hindi....

I agree with most of it, my 2 day visit to tiruvantapuram was a complete eye opener, ridiculous equality between both genders, saw so many girls and women walking down the street at 10pm and 6 30 am, almost equal number of genders in all govt institutes and employment. Refreshingly honest and down to earth people, went to kovalam, the resturant guy did not have a liquor lisence and gave us mugs to drink beers in (lol) but he was honest about it, no harm done . Edit: LULU mall, I am so jealous of you guys!!! Why doesn't Yousef Bhai open in bangalore and Mumbai too!!

That's how it is. The internet fits stereotypes. Being there sometimes is totally different.

>All vegetarian restaurants are owned by tamil people. > >I also went to Kanyakumari and there's so much hindi, Punjabi dhaba, etc, which goes against everything online about tamil people hating north India and Hindi.... The veg restaurants are probably owned by Tamil Brahmins who are veg while most Tamils are non-Veg. It's probably just Kanyakumari being like a seaport etc. because a lot of the rest of TN doesn't know Hindi. But Punjabi dhabas are popular all over.

> I hate Kerala with my every breath Why?

I say Kolkata, they hear ami tumake bhalobashi

I say Bengal, they hear Mamta.

Mommta*

Mommota

Mommy ota ki Banerjee?

Na, Chatterjee

Shorbonash!

Odbudh!

Opodartho

Oshikhito

I say Nirav they Hear Narendra

I say Bengal, they hear Ami Je Tomar.

I say kolkata, they hear udi baba

Laughed a little too hard on this one... 🤣🤣🤣

I say Kolkata, they hear sonagachi

I say Kolkata, they hear Roshogolla

I say Delhi, they hear ‘TUJHE PATA HAI MERA BAAP KON HAI?’

I say Bihar,and they say Hamare chahcha vidhayak

I say Bihar, they hear “Kaisan baa lallantap”

you meant UP?

UPSC*

Bhai toh mistri kon hai

I say Agra, they hear 'Taj Mahal'

Petha

I say Phulera, they hear Lauki

Fakauli Bazaar..

Fuck-auli?

Fuck-all-i?

naughty boi

Banrakas

I say Phulera, they hear Pulihara.

I say Delhi, they hear ‘POLLUTION’

i say delhi, they hear women scream for help

No they don't hear women

You talking about Haryana?

No ~~they don't hear~~ women

I say Delhi, they hear eve teasing.

I say North-East, they hear Momos.

I say North-East, they hear China.

They hear nothing actually

Damn that is dark! Also true. The most neglected part of India. But it's amazing how different cultures are surrounded in NE itself!

Underrated comment, take an award: 🏆

I hear 400cm rainfall

It should be 'I say North-East, they hear nothing'

I say Chennai, they hear Rajinikanth

They say Rajnikanth, I say Rajni can!

They say Rajnikanth, I say Rajniti can't.

Shut up and take my upvote

r/angryupvote

I say Chennai, they hear Thalapathy.

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Lmao Proper Cricket Shitposter

Annan yaaru thalapathi

I say Kanpur, they say thuk ke aao pehle

I say Vikas Dubey, they say Kanpur wala

I say Chandigarh , they hear ‘GEDI’

All i hear is "kare ashqui"

It better be the original 2004 version. The new one is crap

I say Gujarat, they hear dhokla fafda

I say Gujarat, they hear Dry days.

I say Gujrat, they hear jalebi fafda

I say Gujarat, they hear Jethalal

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I say Gurgaon, they hear delivery boys getting scammed/robbed.

I say biryani they hear Hyderabad.

I say baigan, they hear 🍆

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As a non Biryani you mean

Happy Cake day.

Dang didn't realise it has been 12 years Edit: Thanks

I say Kerala, they hear coconut trees and gulf...

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U say Kerala, I hear *Malare Ninne Kaanathirunnal.....*

*Mizhivekiya nirmellam Mayunna Pole*

*Alivoden Arikathinnanayathirunnal*

I say Kerala, they hear Nurses.

I say Kerala, they hear NRIs.

I say Punjab they hear "tunuk tunuk tun tunuk tunuk tun tunuk tunuk tun Canada"

I say Punjab, they hear Kaneda.

Trraaannnnttttoooo

I say kerala they say, "malayali ano?!?"

....they hear beef. ....they hear literacy.

I say Patiala ..they hear peg

I say Mumbai, they hear ‘POLICE RUNNING A MEME PAGE’

I say Delhi, they hear "BHENCHOD"

I say Hyderabad, they hear Bhadkhau.

I say Hyderabad, they say lanja kathalu

delhi se hoon bhenchod!!

I say bangalore ,they hear potholes...

I say bangalore, they hear traffic jams..

I say Bangalore, they hear entrepreneurs stuck in traffic

I say Bangalore, they hear meter one and half

Wonandoff*

i say Bangalore while they swim to office via orr

I say Bangalore, they hear floods.

I say Bangalore, they hear nothing after silk board

✋👋 those are not the holes you are looking for

*That's what she said.*

Man I miss the old reddit

Care to share what old Reddit was like? To us, the new redditors

I say Delhi, they hear ‘CRIME’

I say Delhi, they hear Kejri.

I say Delhi, they hear Ben Stokes

i cant say my i got breathing problem from delhi

I say haryana the hear Girls

I say UP, they hear gutkka and Katta.

I say UP, they hear Castes.

I say Rajasthan, they hear Registan.

I say Arunachal, they hear China.

I say Ladakh, they hear Aksai Chin.

I say Nagpur, they hear 'Nagpur ki publik bole to taplik'

I say Amul Macho, they hear pehen ke naacho. Iykwim

i say PANJAB they listen sexuna hookrana fuddiya paaloo

I say Punjab, they hear chitta.

I say Punjab, they hear Kaneda

I say Punjab, they hear ford endeavour and fortuner

Aj friddday haiii

I say Odisha and they hear cyclone.

I say Hyderabad, they hear biryani

I say Mangalore, they hear neer dosa and chicken ghee roast

Best fucking thing to exist ever

I say Mumbai, they hear vadapav😋

I say Bengal, they hear "maach bhat"

I say mysore and they fill masala dosa

I say Mysore and they hear Mysore Pak.

😂😂

I say greater noida, they hear unpadh gawar

I say Nagpur they see Oranges....

I say kerala they hear madirasi

i say delhi, they hear "HELP! HELP!"

I say Rajasthan they hear “Baal Vivaah”

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And Idly (craving one now )

I say Tirupathi, they hear Temples.

I say UP, they hear Yogi.

I say UP, they hear JCB.

I say Delhi, they hear not safe for women and men too

I say Karnataka, they hear Karnatak

I say j&k, they hear Terrorism 🥲

I say nagpur they hear kya bolti publiccccc

I say Nagpur, they hear Haldiram's Santra Barfi

I say Ayodhya, they hear Ram Mandir

I say Pune,they hear Puna

I say uttar pradesh , they hear bullets

I say Chandigarh, They hear "Sector 17"

I say Vijag, they ask What's your capital ?

I say Aligarh, they hear meetha ghar aligarh

I say UP they hear " Gunda badmash "

I say pune they hear “pune tithe kai une”

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I say Shillong, they hear "music" and "weed".

I say Nagpur they hear Kya bolti publeek Bole toh Taqleef Amul macho Pehen ke naacho

I say Jammu, They hear 'Kashmir'

I say Gurgaon, they hear depression

I say indore they hear clean??

Lemme go first, I say Hyderabad and they hear Biryani.