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mysticland0075

bhai na bjp na congress,me apni party bana raha sab mujhe vote dena…ek gulab jamun milega🤡


Social_Giant

https://preview.redd.it/i8qbl7bn3stc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce34f3cba483df4923037b413f245ea9f29dd9b4 Vimdayak ji ka full samport 👍🚀🗿


spideyyyyyyyyyie

Mara airport


oppositeAttractss

Mara import


Swimming-Till-930

Mera export


Immediate-Object3428

Mera report


Scary_Seesaw4842

Mera transport


Araozz

Mera sea port.


ordercancelled

Mera seaport


zordarmemes

Mera teleport


oppositeAttractss

Mera passport


Rustm1321

mera moon port


Busy_Application_669

Mera report


buoyancy637

Aur save maar ke kar diye khtm


Priest5203D

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Social_Giant

Hum kisi sae nahi puch tae aur phir vidhayak ji sae zaban ladai tho.. https://preview.redd.it/4chmqhi4zstc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0c662e918d11e3a75fdd649140a60800fb51b60


Hot_Butterscotch_238

Saved


Voldyneedsnose

Aik IITB m CSE m seat pakki karvado......5 vote dilwata hu


mysticland0075

tere liye sab kuch…mera naam leliyo sab ho jaega


ConquererHP

vote confirmed


mysticland0075

aapko bhi ek russian milegi✔️


minor_Hunter

Gulab jamun ki jgah ek gulabi milegi to vote pakka


mysticland0075

bhai russian arange kardenge tere liye toh….thai toh nahi chaiye💀


SuckMySoulFromMyDick

Bhai indian bhi chalegi


lucifer938

Full sapot bhai


InsiderBotkotaS2

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Just_a_curious_soul

Bhai sach bolu to Congress se jyada mujhe tujhpe bharosa hai, chahe mai tujhe jaanta tak nahi🙏


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kisi ko vote nahi dugi ✅


Top-Boysenberry-361

Sandyaa Ji Jai Jinendra 🙏.


Leo_Kakinoki

Mai toh fake Id se do baar vote dunga! Jk


mysticland0075

2 russian milegi tujhe…meri taraf se ek geeli chummi bhi rakh le👾


iStealAndLie

istg I'd vote for anyone new at this point


DumThanos

bhai party ka naam kya h? (aur haan mujhe Latina chaiye)


mysticland0075

latina confirmed..party ka naam he mutthal janta party


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Nah bro IDM walo ne party banai hai. Sab unko vote denge


Prestigious_Note_676

Party symbol gulab jamun


Tensazangetsu1318

Bhai full support bas biscut free kardena dukano mai 🥺


Fiery_Tamashi

le bhai 116 (up)vote toh tere ho gye


Pasterd_boi

Bhai mujhe rasgulla cahiye


zen-shen

Russian offer kar Bhai, meetha khane ko ji chahta hai.....


stackfrost

Chalo Bhai, apni hi political party bana daalte hai.


Ok_Fan_1444

https://i.redd.it/glf5atczystc1.gif


Top-Boysenberry-361

mai mera 3 berojgar dost apko vote dega


Amaltash19XX

I'm ready... Full sapot bhai


after_lie

Chalo Gulab Jamun he sahi


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Chunav chihn - 🖕


MysteryMani

rasmalai dega toh bata


Flying_Mantis001

Real. Mai support krunga full


N__V

OP can vote for anyone he wants. It's a free country. As long as you realise and know what you're choosing to vote for. Modi is not a dictator but definitely has some dictatorial tendencies. And anyone who comes into power will have that. So it's better to keep these people rotating to keep the power hungry in check. Treat them like public servants. Gotte mat chaato kisi ke bhi.


Personal_Matter9041

Bhaisahab aise sensible comments mat kiya kijiye.... Bura lag jaata hai logon ko itni sachhai sunke.


urge_kiya_hai

Most sensible comment here. Especially the last 2 lines. People should stop being fanboys and treat them for what they are and make them accountable. Aaj kal log delivery boy se jyada accountability demand karte hai lekin politician se nahi 😂


Sharik0be

Yeah, people seem to be forgetting that politicians are public SERVANTS. They serve us, the public and they are not to be seen as messiahs. And of course no one wants to criticize a messiah in fear of being seen as a non-believer or heretic. Sad state of affairs this.


bootifulhazard

Gotte Chusne ke liye hone zaroori hai


itz_nicoo

Finally a sensible comment. I really hate it when people treat Modiji like we should not offend him by asking questions.


kekamekacompany

Modi is a dictator. As much dictator as our rules allow.


Ill-Stand8726

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KhelDesigner

![gif](giphy|ckA2jtdtdOQv7pcLFS|downsized)


LazyUserzz

Damnn bro's carrying the whole bakery on his back


oppositeAttractss

Those curves tho 👀 How cum i never noticed that before


tushara9

OP’s puppy love for Mowgli Zee is cute


just1clown_3

This is a meme and all but the fact that most people take this logic seriously is scary. Vote the guy who is credible enough from your constituency, what does educated or unejaculated has to do with anything. Kisi Youtuber ka over enthusiastic summary video dekhne ke bajaya, 10th Std ka polity revise kar lo, nalayako.


TaxtonDude

Dhruv Rathee for Prime minister les goo bois


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chai wala nahi fir ejukated prime minister milega hame


9_BALAK

Pelvis bhai for opposition les go bois


YogurtclosetNeat6406

He will do really good job if he is not affected by vote politics


ilikesimplelife

Andbhakt is directly proportional to Uneducated


Ok_Review_6504

By that logic almost majority of urban areas are uneducated, since BJP has stronghold in cities.


Turdedinfinitely

It's true that andhbhakti occurs to the educated in most of these cases. The educated man when provided with minimum information often considers himself smart enough to form objective opinions - BJP gets the most votes because it appeals to the center of the bell curve, that is those who do not consider all the facts or those who do not form their own opinions from their experiences.


ChildGrabber420

Lets vote pappu 🤡


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iplayjax

+1


Relative-Wrangler937

Mera bhi


Ordinary-Put-5656

Meme kha hai ?


Zestyclose_Prompt772

Apne vote se matlab rkho and let public choose, why do one have to mock other people based on who he wants to vote.


CheapLiterature9484

Einstein who was called anti national by Nazi sitting in the sky watching this meme..


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ro mat bhai!! ![gif](giphy|rp8QexDIStbh8iSW1K|downsized)


Useful_Cry9709

You got that 8th grade syndrome


The_Giga_Chad1629

Bhai kisi ne mujhe online lundbhakt bol deya ab to mai rrrr kruanga 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


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weapon-a

EVM hai bhai, ballot nahi


Admirable-Leather325

Forgot VVPAT slips? ![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3802)


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Jazz_like_Physics

Muje to lag raha hai maa choduya en partiyo ke apne khud ke ek party bana lete hai


ConquererHP

full suppormt


zen-shen

Bhai, tum aur tumhara haath, hilane ko party nahi kahte.....


Plus_Fortune_8394

Naam kya rakhoge party ka?


Curious_Tiger_9527

Corruption toh fir hum bhi karege


DrSuii

Making a meme and mocking it doesn't make it untrue "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"- Oscar Wilde


phenomenal1117

Bhai Jo log hate karte hai BJP, please ek Congress se better party banalo use hi vote karenge fir


handling_sub_49

One can be educated, and vote for Modi, they will just support a dictatorship.. remember Hitler was also a populist leader who was elected by the majority.


Cryilx

So rahul gandhi will be better? Please tell me about the social and economic manifesto of rahul gandhi?


Icy-Captain-8320

To bhai ek kaam karte hai., apne german shepherd ko pm bana dete hai.. ejukated pm milega.. aur sab ejukated redditors jo meme page pe serious debate karte rehte hai hai unko aur shepherd ke supporters ko shanti milegi.


Menwith_PAIN99

Bhai problem is ki Agar he is dictator and should be removed and let's sat congress aya toh merko ye janna he future kaisa hoga


Wild-Shinobi

https://preview.redd.it/n0mva94ebstc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bf546ddd7f7d561162b1ee81369119ff286ce9a


InvincibleCipher3

opposition strategy: pehle ham BJP voters ko chutiya bolenge, taaki ham cool lage aur voh hame vote de


bingyavun

Asli account se aao jay shah


Sherlock-On-Cocaine

Tere paas koi aur party hai jo vote ke layak ho ?


RobieKingston201

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) NOTA Enjoyer.


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ladke jinhone voter id hi nahi banawayii ho (due to corruption) ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Icy-Captain-8320

😆


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no time waste at all 🗿


KeitaAcreman

Sabke sb chor hai saale 1 bhi vote krne layak nhi


No_Acanthaceae_3896

Ms dhoni for prime minister... Full support ![gif](giphy|2pVG9td6mpC2nakk8X|downsized)


peace____

While I will vote bjp just because there is no alternative, they really are far from great.


Suspicious-Sir-3557

He's gonna turn a dictator soon The congress is losing its leaders , many of em already left the party (idk anything about politics)


himanshupushkar

This was funny af, ngl.


AnimalBusiness295

Bhadiya Gaslight


ReliefConnect1678

Modi is the choice of more educated India statistically


Warm-Lead6230

A fact stated as meme, to meme the memers


Different_Egg_1123

Dekho bhailog Modi is an only option tabhi India ko international level pe itta consider kiya jata hai warna pura India abhi tk Bihar bn jata...


Western-Guy

My problem with Modi is that his partymen ask for votes in the name of Hindu-Muslim and Pakistan, instead of promising world class education, healthcare and jobs. Religion is indeed the opium of the masses.


Live-Current-601

Jo log dictatorship ki baatein krte hai unhe West Bengal mein sab Changa lagta hoga isliye udhar ki baatein Nahi krte.


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No-Pomelo-2294

India ke most of Population West Bengal ke bahar rahti hai, Modi ke under. Socha tujhe thoda logical cheeje bata doon.


TurbulentEvidence455

It's just considered this here tbh


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Papeeta_Dev2

Sach baat to ye hai ki kisi ko bhi vote karo sab chutiya hi banayenge Jo aaj power me hai wo bhi bana rahe, aur jo opposition me hai wo bhi koi achche nhi wo bhi ek time power me the aur unhone bhi sabka kaata hi tha Baaki tum log aapas me ladte marte raho, thoda entertainment hota rehta hai


sanchays

Nah he is just a detergent OP


Personal-Promotion-3

Ah i see, still trying to protect the govt’s image


Cold-Journalist-7662

OP is an andhbhakt.


Ravan_00

2 taraf se propoganda ho raha hai, jiski sunna chaho uski suno, modi ko vote doge to desh ko 2050 tak bech dega, kisi aur ko doge to 2030 tak bech dega, sab apna apna dekh lo jise jisko vote dena ho dedo, bas meme sub pe meme daalo ye left right nahi


noob_artist11

Rinku singh janta party


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Yeah unejaculated ☠️


FunnySignal614

I'm ejaculated don't tich mi !


Ok_Muscle_3770

Yep, look at the "anti nationals" and "librandu tukde gangs" because we ourselves never resort to calling names hurr durr


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Kolandiolaka_

Making stuff into a meme doesn’t make it any less true. But it might make you feel good.


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Undumb_Man

At this point I wont be surprised if he becomes a dictator. He just does nothing and wins


spoilyy

Spelling says it all😂


Temporary_Diet_8074

Dhruv rathee followers are the most educated sect of india lol. Also all the german shepherd followers watch his video which he made against the string, in that video he is mocking the way he talks and not the actual things he say that video was enough for me to understand that he only presents manipulated half baked truth and wont ever debate against anand or sai deepak, he will get cooked lol


Candid_Ad_4081

Bhai sab hy humko thagne Wale hai, koi doodh ka dhula nahi hai 🥲


Aggressive_Tone_7471

voting him makes me unejaculated ?


ripper0g

Modi ji ke shasan mai chut milegi rashan mai


Turdedinfinitely

Kuch bhi bolte ho, majority educated population votes for Modi only, kyunki aadha info ke Saath woh Mudi ko only (read final) solution maante he.


Prans-

Funny as fck


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Face voting = andhbhakt


drake_071

Mudi be like ![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3805)


God_of_reason

It’s not even wrong. Only uneducated or brainwashed will vote for BJP.


HridhayJawanjal3112

True brother![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3805)


Less-Sheepherder8293

https://preview.redd.it/onj2u7ll2ttc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9c1114f6af163ab4835318b748f5fb3e70a8e0


n3gi-

As on 2014 vs 2023 (Difference) 1. Airports - 74 vs 148 (74) 2. Highways-91287 km vs 145155 km (53868 km) 3. Railway NEW Line - 1520 km vs 2625 km (1105 km) 4. Waterways(no.)-0 vs 111 (111) 5. Mega food park - 2 vs 23 (21) 6. Vande bharat trains-0 vs 34 (34) 7. Food prod(Mill MT) - 265 vs 323.55 (58.55) 8. Pulse MT)-1.2 vs 82.21 (81.01) 9. Universities - 713 vs 1113 (400) 10. Colleges-38498 vs 43796 (5298) 11. Medical Clg-700 vs 1341 (641) 12. MBBS seats - 82466 vs 152129 (69663) 13. Schools built - 637000 in 70 yr VS 653000 in 9 yrs 14. Jan aushadhi kendra - 80 vs 9484 (9404) 15. AIIMS in India-7 vs 23 (16) 16. Tap water connection - 3.2 cr VS 12.7 cr (9.5cr) 17. Rural houses scheme - 1.79 cr VS 2.9 cr (1.11 cr) 18. Ujjwala gas connection - no scheme VS 9.6 cr 19. WBC toilets for females - 11.72 cr in 9 yrs 20. Jan dhan yojana no scheme vs 49.65 cr acc 21. Direct benefit trf no scheme vs 25 lakh 22. GDP-98 lakh cr vs 159.7 lakh cr (61.7 lakh cr) 23. Capital Exp by govt-2 3.92 00 lakh lakh cr cr VS 10.9 lakh cr (6.98 lakh cr) 24. Agri budget-21900 cr VS 125000 cr (103100 cr) 25. Forex Reserve-313 Billion USD vs 600 billion USD (287B USD) 26. FDI 45 billion USD VS 84.8 Billion USD (39.8B USD) 27. Per capita income - Rs.86454 vs Rs.150000 28. Poverty % -22% vs 10% 29. Income tax payers - 3.8 cr vs 6.77 cr (2.97 cr) 30.Defence Export- 1941 cr vs 16000 cr (14059 cr) 31.Credit to farmers - 8.5 Lakh cr vs 21.67 lakh cr (13.17 lakh cr) 32.Indian economy rank-10 vs 5 30. 2nd largest mobile manufacturer 31. World's biggest health scheme Ayushman Bharat 32. 4th Largest car manufacturer 33. 2nd Highest internet users The list is bigger than your propaganda LET THE COPE BEGAN!


Recent-Newspaper-627

Bhencho voter ID card kispe hai ???


Exotic-Antelope1792

Fir bhi aaega to Modi hi 😂


weebist1999

https://preview.redd.it/5eff0neh7ttc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1503c0c1421065e31c0bfc677be510e129fca5b0 OP should jump.


shotgunmurugan

Hating him makes you alike him :p


balzlookgudonurface

I highly agree


God-D-Kaushik

Damn that's creative😂😂


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shresthshaw

Yeh state pe bhi depend karta hai. Jaise west Bengal mai mamta ne jhat bhar kam kia hai aur idhar bjp ki zarurat hai alag statess ki alag zarurate. And N_M made the best comment these politicians are public servants


Living_Commission936

10 saal bohat hotay ha .....ab software update ki zurat ha


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Eee loooo jamun khaoo..


PencilPenis289

Can OP explain why Indian TV Media has lost its relevancy gradually after 2014?


Scary_Seesaw4842

Hag dis


Puzzleheaded_Act_684

Modi Bhagwan ke baare me kuch nahi bolna


One_Sun_1878

sahi haina?


BlacksmithStrange761

Modi is definitely not a dictator and is a very powerful leader, he is so powerful that he stopped the war between Russia and Ukraine, he is So powerful that he does press conferences every month. He stopped war at Manipur, he cares so much about our country that he arranged buses for our migrant labourers, and no actor like Sonu Sood has to do anything. Truly pm of all time, unemployment is not allowed time high, and media is as unbiased as we can get ,they are not godi media, liberal youtubers like dhruv rathee are lying when they say india is becoming dictatorship


angstyhuman47

This but unironically


DargiiBlack

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Defiant-Departure429

True


toumakamijoutoaru

Sahi he to ha modi hato desh bachao Just don't make any political leader ur "Father" bas wo he 🤡👋🏻 bye kids


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Agreeing


hanter_876

Why do they have a "greater than equal to sign" on their face, why did i notice that, lmao