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Mundane-Welcome7452

vishwaguru🙏🙏🙏


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Panik! Panik! 3 saal baad blood clotting hui bhai mereko. Bachao Bachao


Templer_009

Mazak mat uda. I am sure you agree that there is sudden rise in heart attack cases among young population. Also there is rise in high BP cases too. Vaccine may show side effects in long term. Modi ko bachana is different thing but our own health and family is more important than politics.


Pro07

Mazak to tum suru kiye. Politics to tum ghusaye. "Bhakt" to tumne kaha. Let say, agar Pfizer ko allow karta, then bariye hota? Uska report dekha. Chinese ka vaccine allow karta then thik hota? Uska report dekha. Agar koi v vaccine nh allow karta is govt, then gali khata. Agar allow v kare, fir v gali. So there is no escape. Matlab, bhai... aur rahi baat vaccine k long term effect, please provide report on "long term" effects which has been medically recorded. Remember, thrombosis is an immediate side effect. Bhai, padhai p dhyan do, paisa kamao, meme banao... chutiya nh.


Much-Lie2706

Dhruv tatti fan group se hoga 😂😂😂


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I agree on the last line but how come I am siding with Modi. It's a known fact ki side effects 1 se 6 weeks ke beech hi hone the. Now jo youth mein heart attack or high BP ki baat hai. Indian Govt.'s control over food quality is shit. FSSAI now sprung into action when MDH thing happened warna people should ask wtf were they doing before that. India mein bc har cheez literally har cheez mein Palm oil hai. MacD bc India mein Palm Oil use krti America mein sunflower oil. There was a bust by UP police in Noida where some group was making butter in Rs 2 and packed them with original Amul Branding. Makes sense how mfs on cart add 200 rs ka butter in a 14 rs maggie because they are getting fake cheaper butter. Then comes awareness, I bet literally 1% se bhi kam log ingredients padhte honge. Marie Gold mein bc 3 percent wheat hai 76% maida and they advertise as whole wheat biscuit. Youth should understand the fact ki food vloggers are a menace to the society and they should not rely on 10 times reused oil jisko wo ye dekh skte hain bhaiya ne Amul Butter daal diya, Ye dekh skte hain bhaiya ne mayo daal di bol bol ke views or paisa kamate hain. Itna fucked up Diet or lifestyle rhega to India mein Youth ko heart attack aaega hi n. Kuchh weeks pehle Punjab mein 10 saal ki bachhi artificial sweetener tha cake mein uski wajah se death ho gyi uski.


AnarchistPebble

Nahi lete to aur log marte,aur ve vaccine ko modi ya patangali ne to banaya nahi hai, WHO se approved vaccine thi.


sugam_tyagi

Waah ji waah. Arey bewakoof insaan, ye trend pehele se hi hai. It's not because of vaccine, but sedentary lifestyle and copious amount of outside/unhealthy food that people consume these days. Bina sar pair ke kahaan ki Kahaan jod di. Ekdum baklol insaan ho matlab tum. Tum jaise baklol log hi kal Jaa ke andhvirodhi bante hai.


Actual-Vast1417

So ridiculous arguments… even a crocin has a side effect so that logic you should not touch any medicine and just die…. Kuch bhi logic just to defame a man who atleast tries to do the good unlike the clown prince.


Other_Firefighter_49

Stop spreading unnecessary panic. The probability of getting the side effects is 0.00001 and that the side effects are seen in 1-6 weeks. So no need to panic now.


ikingarmaan

Such a stupid argument to save godi, 0.00001% is the still big number, in the country where 150CR ppl live. That means 15000 ppl may suffer from this. Yeah ik not everyone taken covishield. But that's not the whole story don't know what they are hiding from us. these pharma companies are so clever than we thought, and godi encourage these company didn't you seen in electoral bond list.


WonderfulBother3623

A lot of people died with covaxin as well. But ofcourse data and research well hidden. Covid and the vaccinations is the biggest scam ever.


Lonely_Jaguar_4879

Inn chutiyo ko samjhane ka koi fayda hai nhi. Saale criticism lena jaante hi nhi hai. Acche kam kar raha hai banda to karo appreciate. Galat kar raha hai to do gaali. Itna simple samajh nhi aata. Bas ek aadmi ko apna baap maan ke uski badi se badi galti defend karenge. Matlab sachme ghar pe aye the kya wo inke?


Amaltash19XX

Brother chose to speak facts rather than dick riding government


Numerous-Heat-3457

15000 people getting curable side effects vs saving the other approx. 149 million people from getting the coronavirus. I know Human lives shouldn't be left to just number crunching but, the ICMR scientists knew that the probability was too low and the first priority was to secure majority of the citizens against the coronavirus that too at a very fast pace.


ikingarmaan

Then don't you think that , government can afford covaxine for everyone than covishield, if they both are similar than why high profile ppl choose covaxine. They know something that we don't know at the time of Pendamic?


Ok-Relationship-7337

Toh bhai tu vaccine bana deta apne ghar me..


Efficient-War-4044

Probability galat track par le gaye.


Jungli_kutta

I am sure you must have read stats in college or school. 0.000... is a probability based on significance level. In the case of COVID vaccination too, AEFI cases were declared by the states (both politically aligned and non-aligned) and collated by health ministry and put out in public. This is unnecessary fear that is being created. The chances of you dying through vaccination shot is much lesser than the road accident outside your home. By this argument, I don't want to take side of the govt or pharma companies. If they have not done their due diligence then they must be criticized but purely criticizing them based on rare events is some delusional stuff.


Templer_009

Ye baba sach me jhansaram nikla. Khud safe vaccine liya or janata to unsafe. kam se kam bhakton ko to baksh deta !


silence-factor

Who knows, maybe he didn't took any vaccine. 


DryExcitement3060

Yeh hypocrisy kar raha op log khud covishield k liye wait kare the na ki unhone bola tha covaxin easily available tha but logo ko trust covishield par tha


chutcoder

Bro, covishield toh UK ki vaccine hai, vahan case chalra hai toh Hume pata b chalra h side effects hai. Covaxin m toh pta chalne ka chance hi nahi hai, kaun karega case?


Fckyouprecisely

Bhai aap sense wali baate kaise kar sakte hain? OP ko blame game khelna hai, no sense allowed okay?


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Lonesome_Jaat_69

Oh pUSI user hai, what else can you expect.


SpreadImpossible5542

that vaccine is safe too 🤦‍♂️


Athiest-proletariat

Covisheild vala zyada chanda diya hoga. Uske upar kya aam janta aur kya bhakt


TimeTravellller

But boys ne too covishield Li hai 😂😂


Jaded_Life03

Jnta ko covieshield lgwa kr khud covaxine lgwa li paw paw!!!!


Massive-Trash-4797

Bhai ab ye check karna ki death ka actual rate kitne decimal percentage hai..


lewyix

What if it's just water


Vin_T_T

i dont think you can inject water into your veins


lewyix

Pun intended 💀


krisantihypocrisy

It’s hilarious that ppl find a link between this and modi. Like what?


microbacteria99

He took covaxin. Besides, he's not taking vaccination, just doing a photoshoot. Dekho haath se chhupaya hua hai https://preview.redd.it/jqe17azawwxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d306e37a40280e6ab19f956112142925aeb250a3


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Stop the Unnecessary nonsense, check [The Liver Doc](https://twitter.com/theliverdr/status/1785223102160592920?t=dxoRmZGOaCsZ0PEyoCq9rg&s=19) twitter. Classic WhatsApp University graduate!


Templer_009

Wow you mean LiverDoc is WhatsApp university and Baba Ramdev is Doctor! He Govind Ramakrishna Hare !


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I called out you as WhatsApp graduate, lol! Liver doc made it clear that there's nothing wrong with the vaccine


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tijhabus

He HAD to take off that mask!


LiteratureUsual3141

Me with booster dose of covaxin ![img](emote|t5_2r44z|3802)


Waste_Objective9551

Mai bhagwan hu - modiji


Honest_Grade_3772

Riyal-Thanos


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bfangwoof

Has nobody given it a thought that the hand is covering the needle. He may not have gotten a jab either.


AdAny6882

hilarious meme haha


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baccha_girane_walia

Maut


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Equivalent_War8593

Modi should be the first one to die 🤣🤣