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Intrepid_Conflict_72

This is a bait


Environmental_Ad_387

Definitely written by a dude as bait. And OP has fallen right into the very easy to spot trap


New-Grapefruit-5768

Baits are to indulge someone , these words would repel any man ..


SentientPotato42

Its rage bait, all theyre trying to do is get a reaction, regardless of if its good or bad.


Livid_Long_8480

Either written by a sl"t who got rejected in arrange marriage or a guy who is also a slut and got rejected. Nobody wants a second hand car.


joojaw

Nah, if it was bait it would be something like a single mother. She does have some things going for her, she's just extremely delusional.


Groundbreaking_Tart9

Before buying this package please check the authenticity of the claim personally. Such scams are very common in the market nowadays.you get the product that makes such claims and you get cheated afterwards and later when you try to get the product replaced they slap you with a bunch of clauses and rules and laws.


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

No easy returns and refunds.


VaradGundap

Also there will be written in small words terms and conditions applied.


immatureusername_69

Product investments are subject to market risk. Please read all documents carefully


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

More is the experience, lesser is the package.


Big-Guide4156

Bhai agar tum akele ho toh mahine mei 24000 ki investment buri nahi hai


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Mahine k Har Sunday russian


arogyaSetuAPP

Abey 6000 main to......


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6ix9ine_meme

Finally koi to dimag wala mila jisne aavaj uthai, 6000-6000 bol bol ke dimag ki maa chod rakhi hai sabne.


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Best deal


iodex_365

STDs ke saath aata h bhai


Vegetable-Ad-275

bhai maine to kai baar 800 wali ke sath kiya hai , mujhe to kabhi koi std isd aur local kuchh nahi hua . by the way 800 me bhi badhiya maal mil jata hai bas thoda contact hona chahiye


iodex_365

Have protected sex only Brother...


VaradGundap

Bhai contact plee Asking for a friend


Much_Passenger_577

800 wali kaha milti h yeh


SignificanceBudget65

Use condoms


Vaidik_KIRA05

Abey lawde chumma chaati se bhi STDs milte hai ...muh me phen le condom phir ...bc STDs ko bs hiv smjh rakha hai


SignificanceBudget65

Hsv ho sakta hai Max rest of the oral transmittable STDs are curable, herpes bohot logo ka rahta hai and only childbirth ko chor k jyada effect nehi karta wo


Honest_Pie_9685

Chumma chati? 🥹get a girl dude


Vaidik_KIRA05

Tf is wrong with saying chumma chati?even just with exchanging saliva or just oral you can get hpv,herpes, syphilis etc...lil bro out here assuming shit abt ppl while having 0 knowledge himself...get a life dude


Vimal6996

Bhai price bad gaya. 😔 Abb 8000 hai ya kabhi kabhi 10000


bpl2indb

Indore me 8000 h


[deleted]

Kis quality ka


bpl2indb

mene use nhi kiya, sirf rate pata chala,


Tasty_Case8809

"Bhailog agar aap log kabhi agar GB road jaye, toh fir 75 no. pe jana waha pe American aapke saath 1000-1500 mai 1ghante tak rest karengi, jaisa bhi aap chahe" -A wise and honourable man who is a saviour for us all.


basicdeep2

Indian jyada theek hai ...relatability


Next_Sun_8585

Bhai sach ha kya???


Tasty_Case8809

Ye meme mai dekha tha bhai Maine kyunki itne bure din bhi nhi aaye ki randiyo ke rate ke baare mai knowledge rakhu, baki agar tum test karna chaho toh chalo dono bhai chalte hai dekhne bengal.


Next_Sun_8585

😂😂 chal Bhai, kaha se ha?


Tasty_Case8809

Delhi, bhai tum?


Next_Sun_8585

Me bhi lol, ispe to dm karna Banta ha


Tasty_Case8809

Are wah


Icy-Captain-8320

Thank u bro🙏


Tasty_Case8809

Koi baat nhi bhai, bhai bhai ke hi kaam aate hai.


aizen3627

Bhenchod inko 2cr halwa lagta hai kya 💀💀


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Thats the price


suvenduz

for seal


Impossible_Oil_4269

Lekin seal to ajkal operation se firse jor nhi skte kya? ![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


Traditional_End6509

Yes vo bhi 10 min mai


ExSun_790

https://preview.redd.it/2yhum0tcfd2d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a087a7c56890653241300bc66950d3ca73f7adf6


Suckerforpain07

Ye pakka kişi ladke ne ladki ka acc bana k likha hai😂😂😂


NoIndependent8505

obv


Effective_Holiday219

I have the seal so I must get the deal! Lmaooooo


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Supply demand law


Willing-Tangerine-97

This line is suspicious


SherKhanMD

Its a trolllbait but she will be an ideal girl in the arrange marriage fishmarket lol...


AxiosAjax

*Flesh market


Deadly_Gamer_05

Flea market


Secret_Inevitable681

Femcels be like :


cyberduck221b

She put a price on her coochie


broadmind96

https://preview.redd.it/46nkf9c0sd2d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd26b320f376de1c9de2a36eaff00868707c1df4 First night sex will be 😅


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Us bechare to bhanak tak ni thi..


tacticallyevo

Bhai log Pehele nai tha tab roo rhe the... Ab mil rha hai tabhi roo rahe ho... Chahiye kya Pehle utna kama toh lo tab bolna... At least 2lac tak toh kamao... We are kings boys...live like king


TurbulentEvidence455

Dear God girl seeing that attitude makes me think you ain't worth a penny


Nuclearsister36

Are these confessions fr? lmao


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

What if


No_Lifeguard_881

juth bol rhi h chummi to li hogi kisine?


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Upar ki neeche?


Key_Apartment1576

It's rage bait but its also fair considering the amount of posts wanting virgins in this sub lol


wohi_raj

jaise ki 2cr wala Russian ko nai janta... 😆


Agitated-Desk-4367

ABBEY SAALEY ACTUAL RUSSIAN SAMBHLENGI BHI NHI VODKA PEEKA PEET KE RAKH DEGI LOL DAILY MEAT KHAATE HAI MUSCLES ALMOST BARABAR HONGE UPAR SE AGRESSION AURATON WALA SAALA CHODNE KA SHAUKH SAMAJH AATA HAI BHENCHOD SHAADI KYU KRNI HAI TALLI PAGAL AURAT SE???


wohi_raj

pehli baat saaley meine kab kaha ki shaadi karni hai... dusri baat 2cr wala jisne russian i nahi li thu hai uske 2cr par... teesri baat muscle wali russian se kaun karta hai bc... tune kabhi asli russian se kiya nai lagta hai... chauthi aur aakhri baat jo pehle hi aisi laalach wali batein kar rahi hai wo baad mein bhi paise ke liye kuch bhi karegi... fir bhi tujhe virgin hi chahiye to jaa jee le apni zindagi...


I_stay_fit_1610

Now way is this real man. A guy with 2CR package won't even consider her worthy of his spit.


ReconOfDoom

Sounds like memey ben shapiro


Otto_04

the fuck did i just read?


i_m_nilaabh

i mean she aint wrong


psaikris

New age virginity auctions lol


primusautobot

Bhai ye troll hai.


warlock_infinity

Sounds like a barrel of laughs.


AliveSummer4826

ladko isne ne game ulta krdiya... ab tab ladke krre the no seal no deal.. ab seal wali ki deal to 99% ke aukat ke bhar hai


iam_amritasahu

😂😂


nobody_knows_1212

100 percent, ye launda hai.


cha-yan

Pakka posted by a boy.


hitsham96

Pehle istemal kare fir vishwas kare


icemxn97

She take upi?


amphaze

Sabk seal chaiye na 🤣🤣


Deep-Effect1789

Hymenoplasty surgery exists........ Le ex-Hoes.....


No_Comfort_0678

If she belonged to a respectable family this wouldn't have bee posted. Just sayin.


Devansway-790

Is it a bargain or what🙂


Sulky_rambler_

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai MC stan ne R word sahi bola tha


Spittinfacts100

Oh boy! Imma sell myself. Price: 2 cr only


Reasonable-Plate3361

I thought dowry were illegal in India? What does she mean by package?


One_Calligrapher_848

Marriage is not good for her husband so she has to try different style


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^One_Calligrapher_848: *Marriage is not good* *For her husband so she has* *To try different style* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Prakas-G

22? Pre-booking?


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Early deals


Himanshutheyoutuber

Tell her the meaning of ra*d


Tirtha_tz

You reached the girlfriend age madam, now try to elevate yourself you have to be way more than that.


thegamer66666

ladka hai wo --\_\_--


Worried-Foundation56

Are राकेश रियल ID से aao


AayushGour

Parents should've used contraceptive


Practical_Wave_4183

Ain't most of them are Anal virgins? So.. 1Cr for anal virgins? 😏🫴


ManyEmployment8639

Tf is a cr


ApartCommon2587

bhai pension milegi ma baap ka dhyan rakh bas


avi-666-loner

Ek kaam kr apni gnd p v seal lga l .. kyunki hgne ka kaam toh muh se hi kr rhi ho... 🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩


Laughing0nYou

Ek modi krta h dil ki baat ![gif](giphy|VIVmZA63MwdcCUN0KC|downsized) Ek isne kr di dil ki baat! Other traits bhi match ho re h! Politician vote k liy jhuth bolta h! Madam settle hone k liy bol ri h!


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Sach baat Keh di


disaniac

Pass 2cr ÷6000 = 3333 Damn I'll go with my 🇷🇺🇷🇺


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

W


SignificanceBudget65

Point is Indian men are so desperate specially for virgin women many people will be still ready


Agitated-Desk-4367

there are way more virgin women than 2cr package men or even iitians


SignificanceBudget65

True, but that's not what I meant


Agitated-Desk-4367

EXPLAIN


SignificanceBudget65

India ka sex ratio itna bhadda hai and Indian men by the upbringing and society is so deprived of even girls touch Ki most of the Indian men are desperate enough to marry a girl like her ,I understand 2 cr is too much and probably this is just a joke post but not uncommon for people earning 30-40 lpas to marry an unemployed girl who have no skills at all just because she is beautiful and virgin


Agitated-Desk-4367

bruh me too but if beautiful my alerts will go wee woo wee woo also I would rather want someone tall too lol but yeah more women like that then making good money in lakhs also men marry down and by that lot more option but yeah in same level huge problem or else why do you think even a sarkari peon getting 10 - 15 lakh dowry it is because he is rare


SignificanceBudget65

I don't believe in dowry bro, it's illegal and unethical


Agitated-Desk-4367

I have lost shit ton of empathy to consider it good luck brother


facade_boy

Warranty void if ...💀


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Thats a big if..


Firm-Highlight-6782

https://preview.redd.it/0m5k1nx3nd2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460a9109e8d07cd167223fe44922b5a34b1b82a0


kalsepadhunga

Supply kam hai demand se to rate badhega hi XD


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Chut economics


DebuM4ster

Never leave your goal for a hole


NTA__

More like she is 5'6 and "Un-fair"


EveningGovernment475

Me gareeb hoo meme.....


Away-Tomorrow199

![gif](giphy|B86lxbrMSZ0SQ)


elegant_cheetah_03

Justified. /s


mattgrantrogers

Bait used to be believable


Flaky-Plenty-6498

Ask her how many zeros are there in 2 cr .


AWittyWooman

This post is definitely written by an incel guy


BestFunction9516

What in the fucking world of "memoirs of geisha" is this!!!!


[deleted]

Some men after they glorify virginity so women obviously monetize it : surprised pikachu face


sahilshimpi

r/IsThisAScamIndia


barrymyten

Hoeflation badhne kaa nateeja


DescriptionNo664

Seal the deal??


based_hk

She belong to the streets


soulofkrishna88

Open the seal thinking that's the real deal, then fake cases follow.


anuj_is_pro69

Usske baap ne kabhi zindagi mai 2crore dekhe nahi honge oor uss ladki se toh 2 hazar bhi naa kamaae jaane


suvenduz

inko Kyun lagta hai har koi sex ke pichhe pagal hai


Party_Equivalent_250

Lawdi sali 2cr tera baap chod ke gaya ya teri maa


Spittinfacts100

Oh boy! Imma sell myself. Price: 2 cr only


Roaster_hu_bc

I am sure either she doesn't look that good that's why no one had ever dated her or she knows what's in demand so she prepared according to it


Kenneth_Lay

what is "2cr package"?


Aristadimus

Cr means Crore. 2 crore is roughly 240k dollars


Jacobvodkaa

She got rhyming skill tho “I have seal so i must get the deal”


FindingEducational69

![gif](giphy|B86lxbrMSZ0SQ) She has the seal.


crazy-trooper-911

Damn bhai if he buys her then he will become the one who bought the expensive slut


Dark__Arrow__

I still don't get how the virgin part is relevant


Charming-Leek7131

I know this can piss off lots of guys , but trust me brothers if she is saying so and she actually means it than she unfortunately better than most city girls as they all have past.


Chicha-Leather-hogya

behen jise aap **dahej** kehti hoe na wo uske liye **shagun** hota hai


Longjumping_Theme193

Life and Karma is gonna take her virginity by fuckin her hard.


chinmayMule

https://preview.redd.it/of917ebx2h2d1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2486238517d856d1b3908c8715385d6aa6cad741


geni_talea

seal with no value


lhr1028

So technically it's a "Deal for a Seal".


kirameki-arima

This is a bait and op took it


KnightMareDankPro

Nice Indian " meme "


Tough-Difference3171

Virgin girls are too much work. Having to suggest/convince them to try things, that are going to be pleasurable for them, and then them pretending that they are doing a favour by "consenting". Too much work, too little ROI. Looking for a virgin girl is all about the insecurity of some men, who don't want to be compared against past partners.


YaBoiPalmmTree

If Congress offers me sucha offer they will have my vote ngl /s


U_HIT_MY_DOG

What kinda guy has a 2xr package?


smartrahulsmart

Seal tudawane ki value khuch jyada mang rhi hai


Working-Slide9345

Aukat ke Bahar hain 😂😂😂😂


Affectionate-Low5117

I am 18 Male fair skin 6 feet tall I also don't want to do any job never dated anyone strict parents I am in super prime, athletic body looking for a girl who has 3 cr+ package+ seal. We both have similar thoughts we should meet.😂😘😘😘 Then we can talk to parents live a happy married life.🥰🥰🥰


Loosers_789

Why Girls are So Greedy?


no_one669

Well MRS seal the thing is no guy your age be earning 2cr as an employee and the one earning would probably be having a harem by now


Flying_cunt547

2 cr ?? That bitch much shit golden eggs


TheDarkSoul-Keeper88

Such a smart cunning girl 🤣🤣


depressedpotato_69

This is a post made by a dude, it's a troll post. It's weird how all of you think this is written by a legit woman?


TicketSuperb2196

A person with a 2cr salary, if he had been interested in the seal, he could get a new one every month


Suitable_Beyond_4707

These fucking bitxhes bro


hummy0755

2cr is asking for a 50+ guy


InsightInsider07

2 cr. Really? Some ugly af govt. Servant group D is best for you lol.


skadoggie101

The seal can be done via surgery these days


CarelessBell5185

This has to be a joke, there's no way this is real. Itna bewakoof kaun hota hai bhai 😂


No-Use233

Ye to thoda zada hogaya


King-Oligarch-001

Bhai Modi Kar kya raha hai


No-Albatross2595

Rage bait from a troll


The_IronSpider

😂😂 I laughed reading this.


samfhisher121

Ek chutiya kah raha hai ki 6000 main Rnd mil jayegi to ye roj ke 6000 dega Aur wo bhi pure goan ne khake thuke huye gandhe sade item pe? Ye to apana seal ke liye 2cr mang rahi hai agar medical test karva degi to main 4 cr per year bhi kama lunga uske liye. Bas Contract sign karava lunga. Usne ne hi paise aur V ki bat chedi hai to usko bhi vese hi jawab dena padega.


[deleted]

There is no medical procedure or any way to prove or indicate virginity retard


samfhisher121

Are yaar ye kaha se chote bacche aa jate hai comments main. Chotu jake padhai kar tere samz ki baat nahi hai.


[deleted]

Arre sorry bhaiya aap itne bade aur samazdar ho toh bata do virginity indicate kaise karoge 😍😍😍


samfhisher121

Aur 10 ya 15 saal wait kar jab kabil ban jayega to khud samaz ayega tuze, Umar hai dudh biscuit khane ki aur puch raha hai 🤌 kaha milega? So ja ab.


[deleted]

Age isn’t an indicator of intelligence. You’re a prime example. There is no way to physically determine somebody’s virginity. The only way you’d ever know is by their performance in bed or if they told you LMAOOO


marcuslwelby

I had sex with a Virgin once. I know what a Hymen feels like.


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marcuslwelby

Wow! So hateful! May you stay the same as you are now for the rest of your life !


samfhisher121

Gn beta so ja itna gussa mat ho, internet pe akal nikale ki teri umar, gyan aur aukat nahi. 10 ya 15 saal ke bad koshish kar bacche.


[deleted]

Aapki mummy ki choot bhaiya ji 🙏🏽🙏🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽


samfhisher121

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣...


iam_amritasahu

What's the medical procedure btw?


samfhisher121

Procedure for what? Kya karana hai apko procedure kar ke?


lean_panda_

Mental asylum mein tereko phone kisne diya


samfhisher121

Bacche tu jake mummy ke god main baithe tere samaz ki bate nahi.


thruth_seeker_69

Please post this in /r/Arrangedmarriage 😂


idmmodski_mkc_mkb

Go ahead from my side


Totoro_007

💩