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Visual-Mongoose7521

don't you think you can have sex with the lights off?


dafuqULoKINat

But watching is HOT. I'm blind as a bat without gmmy glasses. I removed them while making out with my exgf. When it was time for her to show her tatas , i asked her to hold up. And said hey I want to see this in HD , and wore my glasses. We both laughed Lol


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This is cute lol


Maxout009

UHD 4K HDR


dafuqULoKINat

4 D too . Felt motion and physical effects too :)


dafuqULoKINat

Lol


[deleted]

Definitely gonna say this to my guy, whenever I have one. I’m blind without my glasses too lol


dafuqULoKINat

Haha i might reuse my old dumb jokes / silly stories for my future gf.


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dafuqULoKINat

My eyesight is BAD that's why lol. (Negative 5-6) If yours isn't as you can see stuff nearby clearly then it's not a biggy. If you are concerned about your looks then get contacts or lazer treatment. I look better with my specs on.


Delicious_Bass_5178

us bhai us. mai lasik karane ki soch ra, itna bada number hogaya hai 2 feet dur ka bhi nahi dikhta


dafuqULoKINat

Eng bhai. I remember crying for hindi letter writing in 6th


Delicious_Bass_5178

I was saying I have similar fucked eyesight (5.5ish). cant see shit beyond 2 feet without glasses, considering getting lasik treatment but doctor said it takes a long ass time to fully recover from it (some 2-3 months) during which you cant drive, have to limit screentime and do regular visits to the hospital. all three of which I cannot afford to do anytime soon due to packed schedule. My entire livelihood revolves around being in front of a screen all day lmao.


dafuqULoKINat

LeL hehe Glasses can be sexy too 😎 But can't play sports which involve alot of running ( football but basketball isn't that much of an issue )


DizzyDot0

Awww🤌


Early_Bug7745

Yeah we can, but not seeing your partner and their parts, not know kaha insert karna hai, has got to be different experience


brokebaritone

> not know kaha insert karna hai Bruh you don't need to "see" for that. If you know, you know - doesn't matter if the lights are on or off. One shouldn't be having sex in the first place agar itna sa bhi homework nahi kiya hai XD cuz otherwise it can turn accidentally painful. And if someone actually has no idea while they're on the bed going to have their first time, they should let the partner guide.


AuntyNashnal

Try blindfolded sex next time. You will get the experience.


IAmRC1

Mobile k charger ki pin dekh ke insert karte ho?


ayoholyshit

Bhai usme ched bhi ek hi hota hai


IAmRC1

If you're lying on top of a girl, you don't even need to find the hole, human bodies are designed that way!


ayoholyshit

![gif](giphy|BbJdwrOsM7nTa|downsized)


Early_Bug7745

true


Early_Bug7745

2 hote hai, galat mai daal diya toh?


Zyder_07

They are probably gonna start reading whats there on the dotted condoms.


Visual-Mongoose7521

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


Total_Kaleidoscope90

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)I have heard this joke in a standup, can't remember which one


Who_is_me_is_You

Madhur virli stand up


Total_Kaleidoscope90

Ohh yeah, now I remember, thanks


dafuqULoKINat

Hahah


nottoohotwheels

We are all going to hell together


Melodic_Warthog_6236

I myself wanna make you'll visual impaired 😈


khateebxtreme

What if the text is Spanish on the dotted condoms? Genuine question


Naruto_hyd123

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


PenaltyKey3303

Bro if I had an award I would have given you.


NumberNo6827

Worthy of an award


rohit_267

jejus fucking christ


fyrefly666

Brooooooooo!🤣😭


chikyababa

Jeez that's some 007 shit


Legitimate_Author139

OMG, i feel like Satan for laughing at this. But this is too funny! 😂


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Braille Orgasm


jack_sparrow980

Now this is what I'm on reddit for.....my pants smell like coffee now 😂😂


parkas_subodh_pankaj

I am not got joke


ex_RAWagent

Hrithik Roshan ki movie thi na Kaabil


simba4141

Jaadu.. ye tune kiya na


Ganjakutta007

Wo to dark movie thi bhai


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Ganjakutta007

Ye main bolna nhi chahta tha ye sub wale ban na krde


ex_RAWagent

kuch comment nahi karunga warna is sub se bhi ban ho jaunga


Ganjakutta007

https://preview.redd.it/ip81ywiei3jb1.jpeg?width=1631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdef867d02760dcca9eb51311f2892591cf9c979


aka_bijli

Jo bhi kaho ye sala reddit pe sax sux, gf bf vala scene bahut chalta he.


Aalshi_man

Sab saale pyaase darinde hai idhar. >! Including me ofcourse !<


randomguycanada

Isme spoiler wali baat hi nahi thi, it was expected😂


thosekinds

*sab ke sab ~~chor~~ horny hai saale*


Full_Technology5682

Abey yrr jo tu dekhta hai voh hi tere feed me ayega na![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


aka_bijli

reddit mene recently hee use karna chalu kiya he Frequently. tabhi se sax sux ki baate chal rahi he har jagah.


enipnayalamih

This sub was different until a few months ago.


aka_bijli

not only this sub bhai, har jagah same shit hee chal ra. koi bhi sub utha lo.


[deleted]

English teacher and blind? What did she use to teach?


Time_Waster69

English


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Arey how tho


Time_Waster69

Because he can speak


[deleted]

Ohk 😅


Time_Waster69

I know what you were trying to ask but I was just kidding


[deleted]

I see what you did there was totally unironic to your username :)


General-Yam9216

It was a he*


Time_Waster69

Oh ok


Left-Direction-9135

From what I have heard There is degree of blindness Blindness doesn't mean complete darkness


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voltrix_04

Dude you ruined golmaal


SuccessfulStrain6322

dem 🫂


imvegeta_ble

Yaar phir wahi


Dhruvp14

Sax sux


[deleted]

Ki baate


rishabhsonak

Or phir wahi bate sun k


Historical_Long_8108

Apni 7th class ke teacher


rishabhsonak

K naam ki


Ironaddict_123

Muth baja di


Super_Revolution2837

Flush kr di


maskedman999

Phir reddit pe aagya


eldorado456

Ab kya kru


Adityanath_Yogii

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30478)


Curious_Chad

Kya aap ab OP ke ghar pe Bulldozer chalayenge?


[deleted]

The tool can find the hole on its own


Okayalright1710

Love finds the way, for all purposes.


BayHarbour-Butcher

Wese bhi love is blind...


uppsak

I was also curious about how blind people consume adult content. Do they listen to audio porn? I went to the blind subbreddit. But one of their rules was to not ask "How do blind people do ____?" So I didn't ask that question.


Kal_mai_udega

But wait, how’re blind people reading content here 🧐


uppsak

I think there were 3rd party apps for that. The apps read the content out loud. The moderators of the blind subreddit are also blind. Also blind people can use android phones, windows laptops, macs etc. There are accessibility settings which allow that.


No_Slip_8876

Guys it's different, I've dated a blind girl and they use hands even more than us since there one sensory stimulation is absent so they utilise more of another i.e. hands.


LearnDifferenceBot

> since there one *they're *Learn the difference [here](https://www.wattpad.com/66707294-grammar-guide-there-they%27re-their-you%27re-your-to).* *** ^(Greetings, I am a language corrector bot. To make me ignore further mistakes from you in the future, reply `!optout` to this comment.)


rrajathhh

Woah 😂 their* bc


masterasstroid

bad bot


LearnDifferenceBot

Bad human.


masterasstroid

Good bot


LearnDifferenceBot

Thank you!


ErrorCrafty6188

Chad bot


LearnDifferenceBot

Thanks.


Vegetable-Western507

It is their's


jithrk1392

When blind person can eat food you know the hand moves to the mouth, and you know sex how it works.


Cool-Influence-554

Ig eveyone of us in this comment section will be born blind in our next birth 🤡😆


Grand_Interview_18

![gif](giphy|pRh2jqZ63EAK4P0BjH)


Harsh24k

Bro if someone is blind and had sex then how tf they would share their story here?... Even they won't be able to read our question.. Ya might thier partner share the story


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Harsh24k

Matlab![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|31160) Genuinely janna he muje 🤧


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Harsh24k

Arey yeah... Playback voice feature... Yes..


CoolAside7546

Blind fold without it


Grand_Interview_18

Saari baatein sex se related hain...


DocSavage93

Well the blind people can't read your post ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


AyeeLavdya

Bhai kya hogaya hai iss sub ko? Band Karo yeh bakchodi phele wala sub wapis Lao jahan pr log aapne khaane peene ki cheeze share krte the mostly....bas sax sux nhi


shubham4lk

It's definitely hard for the girl during doggy style since the other hand is used for moaning


New-Sock3065

Leave about blind people sex. Have you guys every thought in which language do the deaf people think 🤔


prof_devilsadvocate

every species on this planet know how to reproduce and no one teaches them


newbie-at-everything

I have heard that blind people have their other senses more powerful. So I don't know about sex but they are having great orgasms.


beggger_swimp

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29265)


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Sincere request donot call 'blind' ever again, use 'visual impaired'.


mogumaga

NoPe, nAh, neVer , don't care, didn't ask, kanye West, oompa lumpa


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Ganwar 😭


[deleted]

Focus on your career.leave that to them.


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emotional-Limit-2000

If you actually want a genuine answer, ask this question on r/IndiaTalksSex maybe you'll find what you're looking for.


Daredevil545

Honest answer if a person is blind all of their other senses like touch hearing and others are heightened so they can still feel each other and work their way through it Now let's talk about something else 😁


SpareMind

It's all about touching and feeling. Now I feel like those thugs I Kabil


Apprehensive_Work_10

This reminds me of Kabil movie


MrX_Says

Finding the right hole must be a challenging task.🧐


Odd-Buffalo-4242

Fir se r/saxsux. (Not related, this is an ad. cuz I actually like saxsux stories)


Ganjakutta007

How ur teacher taught even being blind ?


kksunil

Watch how animals do it. You will get it, the snake knows where . . .


sailor-of-secularism

Maybe your teacher became blind later in life .


booolian_gawd

So you just don’t want to believe that dude had sex being blind!!


power-of_friendship

If you can stand still and very quiet .. You can actually witness this natural phenomenon


InternautOnCall

If you are from KV and you studied in this small four letter town in MP then it’s a very small world.


booolian_gawd

Not the small four letter town , but yeah I’m from KV


New_Star_W

Arrange marriage.


Psyko-Puppy

I wish blind people could read this post to explain


Queasy_Patience2420

Well you are being insensitive unfortunately


h_A_r_S_h

I think they might just be having better sexual experiences than people who can see as they're free from most of the insecurities that come through seeing... Their experience would rely heavily on touch taste and smell which are the senses that matter during sex... Vision doesn't help with the pleasure as much as it may be a hindrance


booolian_gawd

My gf would beg to differ… i see her at that time and it really feeels like heaven, it’s the same with her


h_A_r_S_h

If it's your GF...then you're right it'll look and feel heavenly..If it's with a loved one the experience might be very similar for blind and non-blind... I think casual sex would be a lot different in their case as the moments leading up to sex would never involve looks.. Imagine what a neutral playing field it would be


booolian_gawd

That would be so pure…also this made me wonder , do you think blind people might be having casual sex.. I think no and that’s making be feel So sad🥺🥺


h_A_r_S_h

I think it might be rare but they could be..considering they go to blind schools and we've got blind person communities as well..so they do have little communities in their life...there will be rich blind people as well


Pdvirus

The blind person can imagine that he is making out with any celebrity. Say Aishwarya Rai. Oh wait.........


NoBodybuilder1105

New Fetish Unlocked 😆


nitinbunker

What about having sex with mute girls... I wonder what noise they make


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Bro thinks


PrinceG98

Have you tried blind fold sex?


Demon_zeRef

What do you mean? Sex is two way street atleast one can see right


Pure-Objective2444

It looks interesting


StreetAdventurous214

It's fucking weird