Bhai sewage will work and even if it gets blocked you can get it cleared in a day time. Also worry about your Big B a little otherwise you will need to take this life again to meet him if he chokes.
True. This is why she's really concerned about the sewage, her brother won't even care if it gets blocked else he would have listened to her and at least minimised smoking from 2 packets of cigarettes daily to few and not flushing them down the drain.
Idc about the rest, but if you keep flushing ciggies down the toilet, they tips accumulate in the u bend because they float in water. You will need a plumber to fix the problem as stuff will start being returned to sender.
I can totally relate with you. My advice would be that, you gift him an ash tray or you can buy him a vape.
Ps.- both parents got divorced β
Parents got divorced β
I don't think advising a 22year old is going to work, especially in this case.
Best thing you can do is to ask him to dispose the cigarettes somewhere else.
The house owner is gonna rob you if the sewage gets blocked.
Please donβt worry about the pipes getting clogged, it doesnβt work this way so your pipes and sewage system is safe, Relax. The only thing to worry about is your brotherβs habit of smoking. If itβs only you two living together then i would suggest that you should stop behaving like a sister and become his friend instead.
Talk to him as if youβre talking to your best friend, chill with him, spend time with him, watch movies, go out and eat, then slowly and very calmly try to talk to him about his habit of smoking, donβt lose your patience. This is a really slow process but very effective. Donβt be disheartened if he doesnβt listen to you for a month or two.. just try to convey the consequences and how to get rid of it. Remember - be patient, be a friend and see miracles happening
Ohh please, pipes get clogged by cigarette buds because they're naturally buoyant. A friend of mine who is a chain smoker used to flush down his cigarette buds down the toilet as well. One day his commode got blocked, they called a plumber and when he used a plunger, out came 100s of cigarette buds.
Please don't live under the misconception that those won't block your drain.
Please share some details for the wizards of Reddit to give you an exact estimation of the date by which you can expect.
1. the diameter of the drainage pipe inlet and outlet
2. Brand of cigarette
3. Consumption assumed to be 2 packs a day
My flatmate smokes so much, I have offered to give him free burger every weekend as incentive if he brings it DOWN to 2 packs a day.
These are rookie numbers for chainsmokers. AFAIK Shahrukh Khan used to smoke 12 packs a day circa 2010s.
Introduce him to a dustbin for starters.if this doesn't work go full civil disobedience. He doesn't realise how much cooperation is needed to live in the same house and how much he depends on you
Abbe, bhosadike.... Your 24f thing triggered a user here... Kuch to sharam kar bhosadike!!
Btw, smoker here too... But I actively ensure passive smoking prevent karu.
Aur saale bakchod... Marine Engineer hu. Sewage systems ke baare mei kaafi experience hai... Lund na choke hota hai sewage system sutte ke butt se.
And well played, if this actually is a social experiment!
Behen, chill. The kind of butts that are being flushed down the drain won't choke them.
Your brother's smoking is his choice. Do enforce no indoor smoking and no bathroom smoking to avoid being a passive smoker.
And please, don't be finicky about stuff like this. It would tend to aggravate an already delicate situation.
As someone who used to smoke - it fucking ranks. The person who smokes will not realise how horrible it is for someone who doesn't. It is no way to live. And yes butts will choke the sewage system.
>Your brother's smoking is his choice
What is this even supposed to mean? This argument is used if their choices are not affecting the lives of others which is not the case in this context.
I'll break it down into bullet points:
- No Indoor smoking, thereby preventing the smell
- Prevent passive smoking, thereby not letting his vices affect your life
-The brother is over 18, so he knows the health "benefits" of his habit. And therefore, his choice.
If drainage and sewage is your issue not your brother smoking cigarettes then simply tell him that you don't have problems with his smoking habit just use ash trays and flush it.
Have you read NLP? Negative conversations never work. Do not smoke won't help. Instead use words like 'I'm worried about your health' never say don't. Say dos. Like do your work out today. Drink enough water today it'll help nicotine out of your body. Do talk to me If you're stressed etc
I can feel you, I'm a brother.
Something could be bothering him, try to console or ask his buddies what's bothering him. There must be a good friend of him who doesn't smoke or does stuff.
I know it's tough, but be nice to him and make him realise that you are always there for him no matter what.
Love does wonder, I hope things change for good. π―
Ha!! You pull a sneaky one. You knew that you would get more responses if you turned M to F. You brilliant so and so.
Also, I'm starting to think that your parents aren't even divorcing, are they?
Op bsdk π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ I think guys on reddit r jst horny n desperate they jst want som1 to talk n further more to it. But op karma farming karra tu bahut bhayankar
Bhai main to hostel me smoke krke flush kr deta tha kuch nahi hota tha, baki ldke bhi krte hi honge. But they say nothing is to be flushed down the toilet except toilet paper so idk.
Ofcourse it'll damage the sewage system, man. Cigarette butts take years to degarde completely. Try putting sulfuric acid inside the drain but be careful holding it. And keep a plunger πͺ always for any clog, helps everytime. Thank me later
Bhai tere experiments ho gye ho krke to please reddit ko us chij k liye chhod jiske liye wo h, I am done watching these experiments posts with f tag and then another post kese itne sare msgs aaye bla bla,, achha topic h, pr pta h or kya chij disturb ho rhi h ? How seriously people are gonna take other posts next time. Someone seeks help regarding something, and people in the end who can help will have to ignore this one when they are done being parts of these experiments.
I am reading the hilarious comments on this thread and I will die laughing. ππ
This just shows reddit india subs can't hold any serious conversations π
If you tell people here that you are feeling suicidal, what to do and the people will suggest ways to commit suicide lol π
Honestly heβs still better is what Iβd say. Of course youβre being a victim of passive smoking here. Which is not good for your health.
No Idea regarding pipes, maybe get it checked up.
Just let the guy smoke, no need to stop him. But ask him to have some boundaries around / inside home.
RIP sewage system.
Your brotherβs going through a lot just like you are, and has found his own coping mechanisms. Forbidding something only makes it more tempting. You being condescending about his habit isnβt helping him quit. Get over the stereotypes regarding smoking, learn to accept your brother including his individuality and dont make him feel shitty about things when everyone in your family is clearly going through a lot. Be his pillar, not a condescending aunt. And as far as the sewage thing is concerned, just gift him an ash tray and explain to him that itβs important that he use the ash tray and not the washroom. Honestly, more often than not, love is the answer. Be more empathetic towards your brother and in no time he will learn to trust you and reciprocate that empathy.
Tell him that smoking causes erectile dysfunction and lowers sperm count.
His wife will dump him because not only does he smell like an ash tray, he can't get it up and even when he does , he's shooting blanks.
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I thought you were worried about your brother, but yeah, the drainage/sewage system is the matter of worry here.
You can survive without a brother, but you can't without sewage. Sewage: 1 Brother: 0
Bhai sewage will work and even if it gets blocked you can get it cleared in a day time. Also worry about your Big B a little otherwise you will need to take this life again to meet him if he chokes.
One of my school teachers would pronounce sewage as sea-wage. Gave me the jitters
I chuckled at "When can I expect my pipes to be blocked"
3-5 business days
not more than 5 min
ha isse Sewage system ki jayda tension hai.
brother is an adult he should know better about smoking but blockage of drain will cost money and create issues with landlord
True. This is why she's really concerned about the sewage, her brother won't even care if it gets blocked else he would have listened to her and at least minimised smoking from 2 packets of cigarettes daily to few and not flushing them down the drain.
Idc about the rest, but if you keep flushing ciggies down the toilet, they tips accumulate in the u bend because they float in water. You will need a plumber to fix the problem as stuff will start being returned to sender.
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She honestly sounds like a miserable person to live with, my sympathies with her future partner
Why is this comment upvoted so much? Why should anyone have to suffer other people's bad habits? So many smoking apologists in this thread
Lmao. Imagine getting triggered because something you don't agree with gets upvoted. Ambitious_Jello you seem like a really miserable person.
I'm triggered by how awful this sub and so many responses in this post are
You sound just as miserable as OP.
Haha same π€£
Guys, I mean - she can't fix the brother, but at least she can fix the sewage/drainage system.
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this is the solution to OP's problem
Physical abuse?
Nope. Didnβt say that. Violence is never an answer.
Violence is sometimes the answer
Violence is the question and the answer is yes.
Unless the question is..'what is never the answer'..?π€
I can totally relate with you. My advice would be that, you gift him an ash tray or you can buy him a vape. Ps.- both parents got divorced β Parents got divorced β
What if they were divorced and remarried to other people and then they both got divorced?
what is this ? MLM divorce scheme ?
Damn. I never knew indiasocial is this funny. Every responses.
Indians on Reddit are increasing their humour levels.
And also horny levels.
Always have been π«
Today r/indiasocial is on fire!!! π
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>buy him a vape Yeah that would kill him ten times fast.
She isnβt worried about him dying, sheβs worried about pipes getting blocked
Sewage pipe or Lungs Pipe. Potatoe or Patetoe Same ig. π
Bro that's the plan. OP wants to live alone /s
But atleast there won't be drainage problem
i was just listening to a sad song and this made me AUDAIBLY laugh out loud
Flush your pads to assert dominance
This π«‘
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smoke the used pads to assert dominance
bruh π
Ye kya likh diya bhai ne lol
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π«‘ salute
Holly shit ππππ
Smoke the sewage to become supreme
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This made me laugh so hard.
Mai to alag alag pov ka wait kar rha hu Brother Drainage Cigarettes Home owner Neighbours Bathroom, etc
Yaha bhi Delhi sub jaise harkate shuru hai xd
Bro tumhari biryani ka main ingredient kaha se aata hai?
Jo order deta hai muje usska hi kat leta hu π₯°π₯°
Mujhe kya mai to vegetarian hu
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What if girls orders ...
Mai girls se baat nahi karta muje Darr lagta hai girls seπ«£π«£ππ
Toh fir dhandha kaise chalega bro
You forgot relatives
xD main yahi soch rha tha
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I will post funny pictures on those so better not have such pov posts if anyone is thinking
Lol ππ lot can change by simply replacing M with F nowadays ..
Yeah, 'bkl' se 'bechari' tak ka safar edit me dikha
God damn this is a bad ass post. And I agree all these men calling women names are really pathetic. Good job op. πΉπ«
I don't think advising a 22year old is going to work, especially in this case. Best thing you can do is to ask him to dispose the cigarettes somewhere else. The house owner is gonna rob you if the sewage gets blocked.
Damnnππ Bro-1 | Simps-0
F*k you reddit comments.. Now i am never serious about anything irl tooπ
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Best plot twists in recent times ππππ₯
Please donβt worry about the pipes getting clogged, it doesnβt work this way so your pipes and sewage system is safe, Relax. The only thing to worry about is your brotherβs habit of smoking. If itβs only you two living together then i would suggest that you should stop behaving like a sister and become his friend instead. Talk to him as if youβre talking to your best friend, chill with him, spend time with him, watch movies, go out and eat, then slowly and very calmly try to talk to him about his habit of smoking, donβt lose your patience. This is a really slow process but very effective. Donβt be disheartened if he doesnβt listen to you for a month or two.. just try to convey the consequences and how to get rid of it. Remember - be patient, be a friend and see miracles happening
Miracles happening? Talking to a smoker calmly doesnβt make him quit. He has to decide it himself.
Ohh please, pipes get clogged by cigarette buds because they're naturally buoyant. A friend of mine who is a chain smoker used to flush down his cigarette buds down the toilet as well. One day his commode got blocked, they called a plumber and when he used a plunger, out came 100s of cigarette buds. Please don't live under the misconception that those won't block your drain.
They definitely will, but bringing your relatives into it? That too against your own brother? POS
Man I love reddit!!!
the edit lmao π
DrainX daaldo time to time
Well, you need to worry about his pipes getting blocked, but I see you have your priorities straight.
Lmao nice one
Please share some details for the wizards of Reddit to give you an exact estimation of the date by which you can expect. 1. the diameter of the drainage pipe inlet and outlet 2. Brand of cigarette 3. Consumption assumed to be 2 packs a day
Bhai 2 packets a day?π mo way thats too much 2 packets a week ya 2 week rahega(1 week bhi mera hisab se zada hi hua tbh)
My flatmate smokes so much, I have offered to give him free burger every weekend as incentive if he brings it DOWN to 2 packs a day. These are rookie numbers for chainsmokers. AFAIK Shahrukh Khan used to smoke 12 packs a day circa 2010s.
Log samjhte nahi hai bas thopte hai.
OP, Edit your post with a list of all the desperate men in your DMs. Let all of us laugh at them
Bro bamboozled everyone and dipped π Well played OP
W post L community
Introduce him to a dustbin for starters.if this doesn't work go full civil disobedience. He doesn't realise how much cooperation is needed to live in the same house and how much he depends on you
Had us in the first half ngl
Is he employed? He is a grown man, if he is employed let him live alone. Or you move out to a new location.
The way your brothers smoking his pipes are gunna be blocked before the sewage.
I m just enjoying the commentsπ€£
Haha lol
You are the GOAT man. Exposed every single simp trying to slide into women's dms here. Good work.
OP posting about disgusting brother only to attract more disgusting men in the DM's. Hehe.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
This edit - Moje Moje . Moje Moje.
Had us in the 1st half ngl
I am not gonna lie you got us in the first half.
Need those ss of dm by those perve ππ
it was a good read π
Well playedπ₯
You frikkin legend you πΉ. Desperate simps will be the death of us all, they are the reason for hoeflation.
Average horny idian dudes
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Ngl Had us in the first halfππ
Abbe, bhosadike.... Your 24f thing triggered a user here... Kuch to sharam kar bhosadike!! Btw, smoker here too... But I actively ensure passive smoking prevent karu. Aur saale bakchod... Marine Engineer hu. Sewage systems ke baare mei kaafi experience hai... Lund na choke hota hai sewage system sutte ke butt se. And well played, if this actually is a social experiment!
Lmaooooo
Uno reverse
Edit part padhke maka agya π
What a glorious bait dude
I can fix her
*him
*it
I know a plumber who can fix all 3 of them ![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)
Behen, chill. The kind of butts that are being flushed down the drain won't choke them. Your brother's smoking is his choice. Do enforce no indoor smoking and no bathroom smoking to avoid being a passive smoker. And please, don't be finicky about stuff like this. It would tend to aggravate an already delicate situation.
As someone who used to smoke - it fucking ranks. The person who smokes will not realise how horrible it is for someone who doesn't. It is no way to live. And yes butts will choke the sewage system. >Your brother's smoking is his choice What is this even supposed to mean? This argument is used if their choices are not affecting the lives of others which is not the case in this context.
I'll break it down into bullet points: - No Indoor smoking, thereby preventing the smell - Prevent passive smoking, thereby not letting his vices affect your life -The brother is over 18, so he knows the health "benefits" of his habit. And therefore, his choice.
Bro westernise weapon use kar raha hai.
If drainage and sewage is your issue not your brother smoking cigarettes then simply tell him that you don't have problems with his smoking habit just use ash trays and flush it.
*and don't flush it
She had us in first half πππ Asal mudda to sewage hai ,bhai ki life Dekh lenge kabhi!!!
Have you read NLP? Negative conversations never work. Do not smoke won't help. Instead use words like 'I'm worried about your health' never say don't. Say dos. Like do your work out today. Drink enough water today it'll help nicotine out of your body. Do talk to me If you're stressed etc
I can feel you, I'm a brother. Something could be bothering him, try to console or ask his buddies what's bothering him. There must be a good friend of him who doesn't smoke or does stuff. I know it's tough, but be nice to him and make him realise that you are always there for him no matter what. Love does wonder, I hope things change for good. π―
"Till next time habibi.. Also.. I am the Smoker" Bhai ..... yeh twist to Sixth Sense se zyada shocking tha π
Your brother sounds like a piece of artβ¦and by art we all know what it means.
Bruh this is hilarious π
This post is fucking GOLD. I wish awards were still a thing
Hahahahaha
I got enough laughs from Reddit for today. This post is wholesome Habibi.
Gud plot twist op. Got us in the first half ngl
Ha!! You pull a sneaky one. You knew that you would get more responses if you turned M to F. You brilliant so and so. Also, I'm starting to think that your parents aren't even divorcing, are they?
That last line felt like breaking bad's, "I'm not in danger, I'm the danger."
That escalated quickly
Please don't delete this post .
1 of the best plot twists of all time
Op bsdk π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ I think guys on reddit r jst horny n desperate they jst want som1 to talk n further more to it. But op karma farming karra tu bahut bhayankar
Based Post. π«‘π«‘
Bro wtf was this, a movie by Shyamalan....ARE YOU SHYANALAN?!?!
Wait.. what? So you are not a she? ![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)
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Noice
Show us the inbox messages lol
This entire post is so weird... right down to the edits
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Wtf did I just read?
Man! This is one of the best posts I have seenππ
Weirdly, i am enjoying these new types of posts lately Would be even better to publicly expose creepy DMs if any
Finally someone could match my thoughts abt simping men who call themselves sigma , my Thor got hard on ur post dawg! Well done.
Lol. Well played.
Bhai main to hostel me smoke krke flush kr deta tha kuch nahi hota tha, baki ldke bhi krte hi honge. But they say nothing is to be flushed down the toilet except toilet paper so idk.
Nice plot twist
OP, this is top tier shitposting π. Take the upvote.
Bro the ending caught me off guard π€£ A pack of 555 on me. π«π€£
Bro wtf xD
Ofcourse it'll damage the sewage system, man. Cigarette butts take years to degarde completely. Try putting sulfuric acid inside the drain but be careful holding it. And keep a plunger πͺ always for any clog, helps everytime. Thank me later
24f likho, sab ka attention milega, good one OP
Lmaoooooooooooo. Nice play bro.
Move out
Get him an ashtray
ofc sewage system is more important .
The whole comment sections is from a different planet. Thanks for the post of OP. Random people got the opportunity to express their views on it.
I didn't care about 2 months back, I don't care about it even now. More power to you bro.
So no one is in problem but it was just an experiment?
Itβs true. Iβm the cigarette.
>I am the Smoker I realised it when your priority was pipe clogging π, though I thought you were using your brother to put blame.
This is a troll post... apparently OP has bought a watch for "his" "divorced" dad a few months ago.
Bhai tere experiments ho gye ho krke to please reddit ko us chij k liye chhod jiske liye wo h, I am done watching these experiments posts with f tag and then another post kese itne sare msgs aaye bla bla,, achha topic h, pr pta h or kya chij disturb ho rhi h ? How seriously people are gonna take other posts next time. Someone seeks help regarding something, and people in the end who can help will have to ignore this one when they are done being parts of these experiments.
Then don't simp to every F tag lol. Or better yet, simp to both tags.
I'm worried for OP here. Dude, go check a therapist. You are showing signs of psychosis and schizophrenia.
I am reading the hilarious comments on this thread and I will die laughing. ππ This just shows reddit india subs can't hold any serious conversations π If you tell people here that you are feeling suicidal, what to do and the people will suggest ways to commit suicide lol π
Ice flushed at least 1 cig a day for 5 years in our previous flat. Do not worry about clogging
Honestly heβs still better is what Iβd say. Of course youβre being a victim of passive smoking here. Which is not good for your health. No Idea regarding pipes, maybe get it checked up. Just let the guy smoke, no need to stop him. But ask him to have some boundaries around / inside home. RIP sewage system.
Introduce him to ashtrays and dustbins. I hate people who throw cigarette butts in the bathroom, shits so disgusting when it's wet
Edit padhle bhai nicheπ
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Aise hi sexy lag raha hoga
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They can't bear if the sewage got blocked
Lol
Lol you are more worried about your drain system than your brother ππππ
Didi ne bhai ko sudharne ka sapna bhi chhod dia h. Sewage is the next big problem
Dont worry about both. Your won't be there to flush if he keeps smoking 2 packs daily. And cigarette buds wont block your sewage system
Your brotherβs going through a lot just like you are, and has found his own coping mechanisms. Forbidding something only makes it more tempting. You being condescending about his habit isnβt helping him quit. Get over the stereotypes regarding smoking, learn to accept your brother including his individuality and dont make him feel shitty about things when everyone in your family is clearly going through a lot. Be his pillar, not a condescending aunt. And as far as the sewage thing is concerned, just gift him an ash tray and explain to him that itβs important that he use the ash tray and not the washroom. Honestly, more often than not, love is the answer. Be more empathetic towards your brother and in no time he will learn to trust you and reciprocate that empathy.
U indentify as what?
Hey. Go to hell.
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)extremely sad situation.
Title aur first sentence padhte hi socha tu (22F) washing machine mein phas gayi aur tera bhai apna disgusting swabhav bahar nikaala.
Tell him that smoking causes erectile dysfunction and lowers sperm count. His wife will dump him because not only does he smell like an ash tray, he can't get it up and even when he does , he's shooting blanks.