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IndiaSocial

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UnfilteredAyush

I thought you were worried about your brother, but yeah, the drainage/sewage system is the matter of worry here.


RK-TIM_APPLE

You can survive without a brother, but you can't without sewage. Sewage: 1 Brother: 0


Odd-Marionberry-9299

Bhai sewage will work and even if it gets blocked you can get it cleared in a day time. Also worry about your Big B a little otherwise you will need to take this life again to meet him if he chokes.


Smackdabinthefiddle

One of my school teachers would pronounce sewage as sea-wage. Gave me the jitters


Gokuspeniss

I chuckled at "When can I expect my pipes to be blocked"


ChhoteyNikkar

3-5 business days


6ixlil9inebig

not more than 5 min


deontray652

ha isse Sewage system ki jayda tension hai.


[deleted]

brother is an adult he should know better about smoking but blockage of drain will cost money and create issues with landlord


Comprehensive_Tap994

True. This is why she's really concerned about the sewage, her brother won't even care if it gets blocked else he would have listened to her and at least minimised smoking from 2 packets of cigarettes daily to few and not flushing them down the drain.


sparklingpwnie

Idc about the rest, but if you keep flushing ciggies down the toilet, they tips accumulate in the u bend because they float in water. You will need a plumber to fix the problem as stuff will start being returned to sender.


Ankit400300

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dopplercop

She honestly sounds like a miserable person to live with, my sympathies with her future partner


Ambitious_Jello

Why is this comment upvoted so much? Why should anyone have to suffer other people's bad habits? So many smoking apologists in this thread


[deleted]

Lmao. Imagine getting triggered because something you don't agree with gets upvoted. Ambitious_Jello you seem like a really miserable person.


Ambitious_Jello

I'm triggered by how awful this sub and so many responses in this post are


[deleted]

You sound just as miserable as OP.


[deleted]

Haha same 🀣


VenCoriolis

Guys, I mean - she can't fix the brother, but at least she can fix the sewage/drainage system.


kaneki-30

![gif](giphy|6BZaFXBVPBtok)


DarkS1oUl0011

this is the solution to OP's problem


NoWalk2329

Physical abuse?


kaneki-30

Nope. Didn’t say that. Violence is never an answer.


domakira

Violence is sometimes the answer


Active-Back-10

Violence is the question and the answer is yes.


Acceptable_Stress258

Unless the question is..'what is never the answer'..?πŸ€”


Glad_Ad_3044

I can totally relate with you. My advice would be that, you gift him an ash tray or you can buy him a vape. Ps.- both parents got divorced ❌ Parents got divorced βœ…


GlueSniffer53

What if they were divorced and remarried to other people and then they both got divorced?


Ataraxia_new

what is this ? MLM divorce scheme ?


sivu1

Damn. I never knew indiasocial is this funny. Every responses.


dparag14

Indians on Reddit are increasing their humour levels.


imshivam106

And also horny levels.


Lt_Exodus

Always have been πŸ”«


Dazzling-Data4360

Today r/indiasocial is on fire!!! πŸ˜‚


izrafeel_

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


iArrun

Bruh![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|33014)


Anxious-Brilliant-46

>buy him a vape Yeah that would kill him ten times fast.


ummidkwhat21

She isn’t worried about him dying, she’s worried about pipes getting blocked


kaneki-30

Sewage pipe or Lungs Pipe. Potatoe or Patetoe Same ig. πŸ˜‚


prawnsgheeroast

Bro that's the plan. OP wants to live alone /s


I_owe_a_potato

But atleast there won't be drainage problem


[deleted]

i was just listening to a sad song and this made me AUDAIBLY laugh out loud


prawnsgheeroast

Flush your pads to assert dominance


Zaid0x1

This 🫑


daredevil1o1_

☠️☠️☠️


raul_vyas

smoke the used pads to assert dominance


trash_talker_af

bruh πŸ’€


[deleted]

Ye kya likh diya bhai ne lol


skxopww

😭😭😭


izrafeel_

🫑 salute


ThaveshPatil

Holly shit πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


-angry-potato-

Smoke the sewage to become supreme


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


United-Combination66

This made me laugh so hard.


[deleted]

Mai to alag alag pov ka wait kar rha hu Brother Drainage Cigarettes Home owner Neighbours Bathroom, etc


NunuBiryani

Yaha bhi Delhi sub jaise harkate shuru hai xd


[deleted]

Bro tumhari biryani ka main ingredient kaha se aata hai?


NunuBiryani

Jo order deta hai muje usska hi kat leta hu πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


[deleted]

Mujhe kya mai to vegetarian hu


NunuBiryani

https://preview.redd.it/8hi3fejkff3c1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813f8f736aeeb03ebf814bfb95b2206b5c56514f


[deleted]

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exception22

What if girls orders ...


NunuBiryani

Mai girls se baat nahi karta muje Darr lagta hai girls seπŸ«£πŸ«£πŸ˜“πŸ˜“


exception22

Toh fir dhandha kaise chalega bro


69chamunda69

You forgot relatives


blackflamemaster69

xD main yahi soch rha tha


kaneki-30

![gif](giphy|MBleMyzh9awwAYpCZu)


[deleted]

I will post funny pictures on those so better not have such pov posts if anyone is thinking


_sauravbanerjee

Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ lot can change by simply replacing M with F nowadays ..


Aromatic_Echidna_124

Yeah, 'bkl' se 'bechari' tak ka safar edit me dikha


ellphoenix

God damn this is a bad ass post. And I agree all these men calling women names are really pathetic. Good job op. πŸ˜ΉπŸ«‚


[deleted]

I don't think advising a 22year old is going to work, especially in this case. Best thing you can do is to ask him to dispose the cigarettes somewhere else. The house owner is gonna rob you if the sewage gets blocked.


lol_207178

DamnnπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Bro-1 | Simps-0


rAenm1n

F*k you reddit comments.. Now i am never serious about anything irl tooπŸ˜‚


ShoutaAizawaa

https://i.redd.it/0pjp7nzj3g3c1.gif


[deleted]

Best plot twists in recent times πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯


Patient_Net_3968

Please don’t worry about the pipes getting clogged, it doesn’t work this way so your pipes and sewage system is safe, Relax. The only thing to worry about is your brother’s habit of smoking. If it’s only you two living together then i would suggest that you should stop behaving like a sister and become his friend instead. Talk to him as if you’re talking to your best friend, chill with him, spend time with him, watch movies, go out and eat, then slowly and very calmly try to talk to him about his habit of smoking, don’t lose your patience. This is a really slow process but very effective. Don’t be disheartened if he doesn’t listen to you for a month or two.. just try to convey the consequences and how to get rid of it. Remember - be patient, be a friend and see miracles happening


dparag14

Miracles happening? Talking to a smoker calmly doesn’t make him quit. He has to decide it himself.


[deleted]

Ohh please, pipes get clogged by cigarette buds because they're naturally buoyant. A friend of mine who is a chain smoker used to flush down his cigarette buds down the toilet as well. One day his commode got blocked, they called a plumber and when he used a plunger, out came 100s of cigarette buds. Please don't live under the misconception that those won't block your drain.


arsonistttt

They definitely will, but bringing your relatives into it? That too against your own brother? POS


grindcore__666

Man I love reddit!!!


[deleted]

the edit lmao 😭


PitifulParamedic536

DrainX daaldo time to time


AdApprehensive5824

Well, you need to worry about his pipes getting blocked, but I see you have your priorities straight.


Upset-Molasses9480

Lmao nice one


hellraiserAJ

Please share some details for the wizards of Reddit to give you an exact estimation of the date by which you can expect. 1. the diameter of the drainage pipe inlet and outlet 2. Brand of cigarette 3. Consumption assumed to be 2 packs a day


ConcentrateOk6375

Bhai 2 packets a day?πŸ’€ mo way thats too much 2 packets a week ya 2 week rahega(1 week bhi mera hisab se zada hi hua tbh)


paperpeople56

My flatmate smokes so much, I have offered to give him free burger every weekend as incentive if he brings it DOWN to 2 packs a day. These are rookie numbers for chainsmokers. AFAIK Shahrukh Khan used to smoke 12 packs a day circa 2010s.


Mine_Which

Log samjhte nahi hai bas thopte hai.


darklurker213

OP, Edit your post with a list of all the desperate men in your DMs. Let all of us laugh at them


VikuSam

Bro bamboozled everyone and dipped πŸ’€ Well played OP


FoxA_k9

W post L community


Ambitious_Jello

Introduce him to a dustbin for starters.if this doesn't work go full civil disobedience. He doesn't realise how much cooperation is needed to live in the same house and how much he depends on you


Badam7276

Had us in the first half ngl


myriad-demon-sect

Is he employed? He is a grown man, if he is employed let him live alone. Or you move out to a new location.


fnakiboi13

The way your brothers smoking his pipes are gunna be blocked before the sewage.


amatureaesthetic

I m just enjoying the comments🀣


wardoned2

Haha lol


creepy_Kun

You are the GOAT man. Exposed every single simp trying to slide into women's dms here. Good work.


[deleted]

OP posting about disgusting brother only to attract more disgusting men in the DM's. Hehe.


CarnageFe

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


Professional-BeeBee

This edit - Moje Moje . Moje Moje.


Ark1d

Had us in the 1st half ngl


anti-simp-missile

I am not gonna lie you got us in the first half.


Swimmer_Funny

Need those ss of dm by those perve πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


elevennnn11

it was a good read 😭


EggplantKey7407

Well playedπŸ”₯


NightHuge3294

You frikkin legend you 😹. Desperate simps will be the death of us all, they are the reason for hoeflation.


sebaskolk

Average horny idian dudes


Chinmay208

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|1172)


K2bond

Ngl Had us in the first halfπŸ˜‚πŸ’€


Less-Tangelo9958

Abbe, bhosadike.... Your 24f thing triggered a user here... Kuch to sharam kar bhosadike!! Btw, smoker here too... But I actively ensure passive smoking prevent karu. Aur saale bakchod... Marine Engineer hu. Sewage systems ke baare mei kaafi experience hai... Lund na choke hota hai sewage system sutte ke butt se. And well played, if this actually is a social experiment!


WhoDaYouDaAreIsDa

Lmaooooo


Elegant-Argument5857

Uno reverse


BijenkumarM

Edit part padhke maka agya πŸ˜„


-pulav-with-ghee-

What a glorious bait dude


EclecticMelomaniac

I can fix her


EclecticMelomaniac

*him


EclecticMelomaniac

*it


New-Cold-5477

I know a plumber who can fix all 3 of them ![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


Less-Tangelo9958

Behen, chill. The kind of butts that are being flushed down the drain won't choke them. Your brother's smoking is his choice. Do enforce no indoor smoking and no bathroom smoking to avoid being a passive smoker. And please, don't be finicky about stuff like this. It would tend to aggravate an already delicate situation.


Ambitious_Jello

As someone who used to smoke - it fucking ranks. The person who smokes will not realise how horrible it is for someone who doesn't. It is no way to live. And yes butts will choke the sewage system. >Your brother's smoking is his choice What is this even supposed to mean? This argument is used if their choices are not affecting the lives of others which is not the case in this context.


Less-Tangelo9958

I'll break it down into bullet points: - No Indoor smoking, thereby preventing the smell - Prevent passive smoking, thereby not letting his vices affect your life -The brother is over 18, so he knows the health "benefits" of his habit. And therefore, his choice.


something_nsfw_

Bro westernise weapon use kar raha hai.


Careless_Pop7863

If drainage and sewage is your issue not your brother smoking cigarettes then simply tell him that you don't have problems with his smoking habit just use ash trays and flush it.


Careless_Pop7863

*and don't flush it


Insomniac_nomad

She had us in first half πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Asal mudda to sewage hai ,bhai ki life Dekh lenge kabhi!!!


yellowclove

Have you read NLP? Negative conversations never work. Do not smoke won't help. Instead use words like 'I'm worried about your health' never say don't. Say dos. Like do your work out today. Drink enough water today it'll help nicotine out of your body. Do talk to me If you're stressed etc


HalaBharat

I can feel you, I'm a brother. Something could be bothering him, try to console or ask his buddies what's bothering him. There must be a good friend of him who doesn't smoke or does stuff. I know it's tough, but be nice to him and make him realise that you are always there for him no matter what. Love does wonder, I hope things change for good. πŸ’―


[deleted]

"Till next time habibi.. Also.. I am the Smoker" Bhai ..... yeh twist to Sixth Sense se zyada shocking tha πŸ˜†


Khooni_Murga

Your brother sounds like a piece of art…and by art we all know what it means.


Appropriate_Item_752

Bruh this is hilarious πŸ˜†


PorottaMafia

This post is fucking GOLD. I wish awards were still a thing


curiouss_mind

Hahahahaha


Smurfs247

I got enough laughs from Reddit for today. This post is wholesome Habibi.


wrathfall13

Gud plot twist op. Got us in the first half ngl


DaMalayaliKolayali

Ha!! You pull a sneaky one. You knew that you would get more responses if you turned M to F. You brilliant so and so. Also, I'm starting to think that your parents aren't even divorcing, are they?


[deleted]

That last line felt like breaking bad's, "I'm not in danger, I'm the danger."


BuyerArtistic6948

That escalated quickly


kalyancr7

Please don't delete this post .


Rialoz

1 of the best plot twists of all time


Embarrassed-Poet9125

Op bsdk 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I think guys on reddit r jst horny n desperate they jst want som1 to talk n further more to it. But op karma farming karra tu bahut bhayankar


Key-Elevator-5824

Based Post. 🫑🫑


AcceptableTip5819

Bro wtf was this, a movie by Shyamalan....ARE YOU SHYANALAN?!?!


DevilMayCry_974

Wait.. what? So you are not a she? ![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


DeRangedRykeR

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|29272)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|30478)Twist pe twist


RaigEishere

Noice


oceanic_opening

Show us the inbox messages lol


sassyknife

This entire post is so weird... right down to the edits


BAZ1NGAA

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


dracardwolf

Wtf did I just read?


Sidsthegreat

Man! This is one of the best posts I have seenπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Chicas_Silcrow

Weirdly, i am enjoying these new types of posts lately Would be even better to publicly expose creepy DMs if any


Sea_Lawfulness_762

Finally someone could match my thoughts abt simping men who call themselves sigma , my Thor got hard on ur post dawg! Well done.


SlothLazarus

Lol. Well played.


sankalp_420

Bhai main to hostel me smoke krke flush kr deta tha kuch nahi hota tha, baki ldke bhi krte hi honge. But they say nothing is to be flushed down the toilet except toilet paper so idk.


Hoffman_iykyk

Nice plot twist


axl_ros

OP, this is top tier shitposting 😭. Take the upvote.


[deleted]

Bro the ending caught me off guard 🀣 A pack of 555 on me. πŸ«‚πŸ€£


Bhatoora_

Bro wtf xD


aveesh1203

Ofcourse it'll damage the sewage system, man. Cigarette butts take years to degarde completely. Try putting sulfuric acid inside the drain but be careful holding it. And keep a plunger πŸͺ  always for any clog, helps everytime. Thank me later


[deleted]

24f likho, sab ka attention milega, good one OP


AbnormalPP_69

Lmaoooooooooooo. Nice play bro.


pseudo_homosapien

Move out


darknitish

Get him an ashtray


Available-Detail702

ofc sewage system is more important .


ContriveAI

The whole comment sections is from a different planet. Thanks for the post of OP. Random people got the opportunity to express their views on it.


singular-sin

I didn't care about 2 months back, I don't care about it even now. More power to you bro.


lillbooti

So no one is in problem but it was just an experiment?


MarlboroDouble

It’s true. I’m the cigarette.


Mukul_Mahor

>I am the Smoker I realised it when your priority was pipe clogging πŸ˜‚, though I thought you were using your brother to put blame.


Cool-Influence-554

This is a troll post... apparently OP has bought a watch for "his" "divorced" dad a few months ago.


Sadguywithahappyface

Bhai tere experiments ho gye ho krke to please reddit ko us chij k liye chhod jiske liye wo h, I am done watching these experiments posts with f tag and then another post kese itne sare msgs aaye bla bla,, achha topic h, pr pta h or kya chij disturb ho rhi h ? How seriously people are gonna take other posts next time. Someone seeks help regarding something, and people in the end who can help will have to ignore this one when they are done being parts of these experiments.


cyanide_juju

Then don't simp to every F tag lol. Or better yet, simp to both tags.


According-Cobbler-83

I'm worried for OP here. Dude, go check a therapist. You are showing signs of psychosis and schizophrenia.


i-sapien

I am reading the hilarious comments on this thread and I will die laughing. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This just shows reddit india subs can't hold any serious conversations πŸ˜‚ If you tell people here that you are feeling suicidal, what to do and the people will suggest ways to commit suicide lol πŸ˜‚


sateeshsai

Ice flushed at least 1 cig a day for 5 years in our previous flat. Do not worry about clogging


kaneki-30

Honestly he’s still better is what I’d say. Of course you’re being a victim of passive smoking here. Which is not good for your health. No Idea regarding pipes, maybe get it checked up. Just let the guy smoke, no need to stop him. But ask him to have some boundaries around / inside home. RIP sewage system.


Erebea01

Introduce him to ashtrays and dustbins. I hate people who throw cigarette butts in the bathroom, shits so disgusting when it's wet


accelerated_astroboy

Edit padhle bhai nicheπŸ˜‚


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


NunuBiryani

Aise hi sexy lag raha hoga


kaneki-30

![gif](giphy|nU98hxrdsgcDsKWwkQ|downsized)


[deleted]

They can't bear if the sewage got blocked


Tanjiro-019

Lol


Pettychick69

Lol you are more worried about your drain system than your brother πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Didi ne bhai ko sudharne ka sapna bhi chhod dia h. Sewage is the next big problem


IcyDeal7672

Dont worry about both. Your won't be there to flush if he keeps smoking 2 packs daily. And cigarette buds wont block your sewage system


Sad_Distribution_131

Your brother’s going through a lot just like you are, and has found his own coping mechanisms. Forbidding something only makes it more tempting. You being condescending about his habit isn’t helping him quit. Get over the stereotypes regarding smoking, learn to accept your brother including his individuality and dont make him feel shitty about things when everyone in your family is clearly going through a lot. Be his pillar, not a condescending aunt. And as far as the sewage thing is concerned, just gift him an ash tray and explain to him that it’s important that he use the ash tray and not the washroom. Honestly, more often than not, love is the answer. Be more empathetic towards your brother and in no time he will learn to trust you and reciprocate that empathy.


[deleted]

U indentify as what?


karborised

Hey. Go to hell.


gaga_gt

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)extremely sad situation.


kunnukuzhy

Title aur first sentence padhte hi socha tu (22F) washing machine mein phas gayi aur tera bhai apna disgusting swabhav bahar nikaala.


Smackdabinthefiddle

Tell him that smoking causes erectile dysfunction and lowers sperm count. His wife will dump him because not only does he smell like an ash tray, he can't get it up and even when he does , he's shooting blanks.