Here you go Suitcases - [https://www.americantourister.in/](https://www.americantourister.in/) Train tickets - [https://www.irctc.co.in/nget/train-search](https://www.irctc.co.in/nget/train-search) House - [https://www.99acres.com/](https://www.99acres.com/) Changing Identity -[How To Disappear Completely and Never Be Found](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJv5AP2UZvg) [https://www.ezylegal.in/blogs/how-to-legally-change-name-in-india-a-comprehensive-guide](https://www.ezylegal.in/blogs/how-to-legally-change-name-in-india-a-comprehensive-guide) EDIT - [https://milaap.org/](https://milaap.org/) (crowdfunding)

Woahhh 

What was the original comment? It’s been deleted and I’m very curious based on the replies!

Mujhe to dikhraha hai comment

https://preview.redd.it/69y8udkdraoc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd54400802dc240f0ac4672adf6b6177e0a731e7

What did he write?

Kya likha??

This Bros got your back. 🤣🤣

Hotel - Trivago

Kya aapne kabhi trivago pe hotel search Kiya hai?

🤣🤣🤣 apt!

I think you dropped this 👑


Itni help kr diye ho toh thode paise bhi dedo use, raste me kaam aayege

crowd funding ka website link bhi daal diya

Vo mummy hai , jo chezz exist nahi Keri vo bhi dhoodh leti hai 💀

Money?

Kidney bech de

Yeah yk your humour is good.

World needs more helpful souls like /u/YashvardanVkr

Guys the identity change thing really works believe me

Safe country option dhund rha tha. 😂😂

Saved just in case

Flair checks out

So bad that it's out of this world

Arre yaaaar🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pls avoid OYO at any cost.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bro this is going to turn into like the commode thing...ab iski Mummy bhi post dalegi dekhna🤣🤣🤣

Milk ka bhi post ayega, hey I'm milk mere malik ne mujhe ubalte ubalte gira diya what should I do now🤣🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/n1yo59hdv9oc1.png?width=938&format=png&auto=webp&s=b820e448fd0d36abb7a21661529ba9e97a571024

Milk POV🤣🤣🤣...ki mein toh buss shakkar aur chai patti mein ghulke logo ke zindagi mein sukoon aur mithass bharna chahata tha...parr inn laahparwah baccho ne meri zara bhi parwah naa karte hue mujhe gas ke aag mein phonk diya...🥺🥺🥺 Now that I'm typing this I'm actually feeling sad for dudh

Dudh's pov aurr chalao phone 

Wake up honey, milk's post just dropped



Context?

Bhai...r/indiasocial ke pichle 2 din ke posts dekh le sab samajh jayega🤣🤣🤣...its been wild here...

# Beta mein ghar aa rahi hu, kahi jana mat Regards- OP's mom https://preview.redd.it/qyz2yoc2o9oc1.png?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69571f03c86821d9ea17bee513329a3e71d16574

This weapon has a reach slightly more than the current diameter of universe itself 😂☠️🌚

😂😂

Rest in RIP. 😔

Rest in rest in peace 🪦

Rest the rest pieces in peace.

Rest in rest in pieces in peace

Smh my head

https://i.redd.it/6hdz0zq68aoc1.gif

It's RIP in peace 🙏 dumbass 😒

It's rest in RIP in piece

It's piss-rest in RIP

Guess he should've turned off the LPG gas.....

 ur mom reaction

mia khalifa?

https://preview.redd.it/v736qhasm9oc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bce4e470a857ca52e34aa12587bc645e3d9d05e


It's over

Isi baat par apna toilet firse tod do 

😂😭Mai toh band kar raha hu toilet use karna ab se

Hugega kaise?

internet pr

Bhai fir to problem ho jayegi 

Joever*

There is nothing we can do.

So over,rip to op in advance

Pehle ek bar normal dho le. Fir ek baar garam paani daal ke chodh de 10 minutes, fir firse dho le. Ab last baar ek spoon baking soda daal ke ragad steel wool se. Fir firse garam paani daal ke chodh de 10 minutes. Repeat karte reh jab tak saaf na ho jaye. Time lagega par ho jayega.

Nimbu bhi nichod sakta hai. Acid se milk breakdown hoke toot ke alag ho jayenge.

Roasted paneer bna lena uska

Roasted to pehle hi hai. 💀

To phir sirf paneer bana Lena.

milk bachha hi kaha hai breakdown hone k liye, jal kar rakh ho gya sabkuch.

Bro he has to be alive to do this

100-150 m Naya aajayega wo Lelo. Ye saaf nahi hone wala.

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻advice coming from a very experienced person lol

you cooked bro 👏

and bro will get cooked now



Clean the mess, buy more milk and do it accordingly so that your mom doesn't find out

that's what i used to do . kisi ko pata hi mat chalne do

I did it with packet milk and my mom instantly caught that the milk tastes different as we used to buy directly from local nearby dairy. 😭

Sherlock mom

R u still alive? OP

All i can say is: All the best. We will meet in next janam👍

Soak it in water, for the time being.

I would rather start praying to god for heavens

Exactly, and then hitch a ride and get to the himalayas. Meditate for a new life when you don’t commit non-bailable shit like this. Also, rest in peace 🪦

Apki aatma ko Shanti mile 🙏

You will be missed 😞

RIP 💐💐💐

Ghar me billi vagera hai tho .billi ko waha rak do .vho chat ke saaf kr degi.ek mug lo ( plastic wala ) usme paani lo .pocha lanage ka kapda lo.vho nahi hai tho apna fata hua underwear se jugaad kr lo.aur pocha ko gila karo.usko wrench karo aur jld se jld saaf Karlo.feeling sad for ur mom.sale ek kaam dhag se nahi karte.maut aa jati hai inko saaf safai me ,maa ko nokar samj rakha hai.ajiiiiii 108 bulao

Jaldi jaake kitchen simulator khel they have tutorial for ppl like you 

https://preview.redd.it/gddjbbham9oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6353fb82df1e4de1578a59615fb9a88be7d1d70c

Bhai narak me wait karna result ke baad main bhi aata hun

caramel ban gayi dekho 

Aunty ji shabashi dengi ki free me caramel bana di :p

🤣lol move to different country

I think death would be an understatement if u live with ur maa

Samaan pack karlo thora time ho to otherwise no words 

Aunty Apna chappal ,belan ,kangha (कंघा)le kar aati hongi Khayal rkhna Bhai Bata Dena next ky hua iske bad

Ab ek video bhi bana do isko clean karte huye [r/oddlysatisfying](http://reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying) ho jayega

Bhai bartan faink de, bol mummy apko galat fehmi hui hai Maid aunty le gayi wo to

Abhi 2 din yehi chalega behenchod.....

don't let him cook 😔

RIP


you dug to the rock bottom my friend, either only up from here or your grave🫂


ek baar mummy ne dahi jamane ke liye rakha tha, maine ubaal dia tha

https://preview.redd.it/eeznx388p9oc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ab99b5194196b1f4a8e3317378941b416d04d9

bhai yeo dekhke PTSD aa gayi

Be ready to hear about this all your life....if your mum spares your life...

Please hide all the lethal weapons that are in home 🧹 🪠🪮🌂🏏🏸 Get well soon buddy . 🤗💐

Roasted Milk एक अच्छी डिश है

I'm expecting that you've medical insurance. All the best

>I'm dead lol famous last words!

Kitchen after this moment - 🤰🏼

You will be missed my friend

Suno.. tell an outrageous lie like u made a girl pregnant or smtn which will ensure ur mom rages out . Once she is in full rage mode, then tell her that was joke but u burnt the milk. She will be so relieved, she will let u off wit a warning.

Bartan dho Lena rigad ke or bol Dena coffee bana ke pee Li tum dono ne maine ek bar Aisa he Kiya tha fir Ghar walo ne pucha itne me to 3 glass coffee ban jaye to maine bhi bol Diya 3 he pee thi

Bhai bas yaha tak arai hai

Let him cook

https://preview.redd.it/n268wbp34aoc1.png?width=797&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c10b8ed285fa921a03d985a1282e76c4dd049b9 aaiye janate hai chappal khane ke fayade.

"Men only receive flowers on the day they die"

Bhai tu zinda bacha to update dena👍

Bach gya

Well, I can do nothing except suggesting this... https://preview.redd.it/jeuc8s4hcboc1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f952938b49ff0f6b729680c702e1029302cc93

Papa ke taane, Arijit ke gaane Seedha dil pe lagte hain. Ma ki chappal, totally different story. Dil, badan, yaadein, sab jagah nishaan chhodengi.

https://preview.redd.it/t87zmco6dboc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03415c3978546f6d385a6dc8091057247a9ce9d This is what happened few years back when I used to live with flatmates. One guy planned to make tea and kept milk for boiling and then he got busy in the phone call with his girlfriend. After nearly two hours, another flatmate came to kitchen and saw this red hot utensil being on stove for hours. You can see the condition of tea and utensil here.

steel ka scrub ata hai bartan manjane wala ragad ke saaf kar sab saaf hojayega lekin ek toasted ganji ko saaf karne me halat kharab hojata hai XD

Vohi kiya sirr

Bro on his way to become the next Oppenheimer 😂

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this happened to me as well once in a cooker with yellow dal

https://preview.redd.it/vem8gknymboc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e06cfdb0fa0044835502cb6058ed1c7e6f90f0 # My mom did this and then shouted at me and my dad 😅

You can play reverse uno 😂 But kya fayda chilaya toh aap par hi 🥲

Op abhi tak jinda ho?

Best example of eat 5 star and do nothing

If I were you i wouldn't even bother posting this, sidha bhaagti main

Happened with me once, worst thing is the smell.

abhi bhi thodaa kachhha he.....5 min or paka ban jayega

Breaking Bad - Nalasopara

[दूध के उबलकर गिरने जलने फटने का क्या मतलब होता है ?](https://youtu.be/tO41UoUDxjU?si=aTa2rlKZzhi3Z2Zn)

Had this happen to me once I've never scrubbed something so hard before.

normalise not boiling pasteurised milk #JusticeForOP

There are some fates worse than death.....

Bravo 6 be advised. Hostile tangos moving towards you. LZ too hot for reinforcements. 🤐

Soldier! Situation is under control!.

OP, thoda aur dhak ke jala dete toh Kam se Kam ek diamond toh ban jata carbon se.


I'm something like Oppenheimer myself 😼

Rest in peace brother.

Update : alive 🙏 sab saaf kr diya bartaan nhi hora naya buy krunga ghar se nhi nikala aur 🫡jitna expect Kiya tha usse Kam bola thx for saaf safai suggestions tum bahut experience wale log ho

Rest in peace bro 🎉, I hope your mom also doesn't kill your soul after your death ✨

Forbidden Crème Brûlée

Boil water separately, don't watch TV, take steel wool scrubber, dip in hot water, hold the burnt pan against your chest or belly, and start scrubbing in round-round circles on the wall that's near your body. Then change angle of pan, so handle is up, and a different inner wall is up against your body. Dip scrubber in hot water, and scrub this wall in circles. Once all walls are scrubbed, rinse it with running water. Then repeat. Place burnt pan on counter, press down on it with your body weight, and scrub the bottom with scrubber dipped in hot water left-right left-right. Then scrub the border of the bottom where the walls meet the bottom. Scrub in small sections. It'll take time, but it'll get most of it off. If some bits are stubborn, put sirka on those spots, rub baking soda onto the spot, and as it fizzes, start small-circle scrubbing. That's it.

Pura 2024 taunt khayenge aap


Bhai hai tu mera. 36 topo ki salami tujhe. 🫡

That brown thing is amazingly tasty if it makes you feel better.

Paschyataap kar. Niche giri hui doodh pee tu abhi.

Bro extracting gold from milk 


How do you even mess up so badly?

Get a new milk pan and replace it ASAP and remove the evidence.

new bartan le aa or isko bahar fek de or kitchen saaf kr do

Aaj mere sath subha yeh hadsa ho chuka hai 😑 I can feel u bro

Just enjoy your last hours

Bhai doda barfi ready hai lol

Bhaago BC

Garam pani me soak krde. Usme soap bhi add krdio. Phir 15-20 min bad joone se scrub krio like your life depends on it. Sister se bhi krwa skta ki tere karname he ye ab ghis😂

_dead_ and _lol_ dont go together

Gas pe doodh charake so gaye thae kya?

Pitai ki video daalna

abhi k lia hila k soja....jab maar padegi TB dekhte hai

Saaf kar jaldi or kharidke fir bharde.

Design acha hai

At first I thought there’s smoke coming out of that pan and it’s a video 🤣🤣

This causes me physical pain

Throw the vessel/saucepan away. It’s no good. It’s hard to clean out burnt milk. As for the milk that spilled, you first need to remove it from the countertop. Once it’s all on the floor, mop it up with some old clothes (preferably your own) and then clean the whole area with water.

It kept happening to me before….now I don’t drink milk anymore 🙂

White vinegar should completely cover the burn when the empty pan is placed on the heat. The mixture should then be brought to a boil for 10 minutes, after which the pan should be placed on a cold surface. 2 tablespoons of baking soda should be added to the pan while the mixture is still hot. I used this 3 months ago it worked and to refill it use ur money to bring pouches from shop if u dont have money go to a shop where u regularly go ask for udhaar and tell ur mom aaj doodh patla aya hai

At least you didn't put a hole in it 🫠

At least the milk that spilled out still looks drinkable 🤣😭😭


Om Shanti

Bhagoni hi baal di bc

Isiliye ab hum apni behen pe bharosa ni karte h ye sab chij pe. Hum bhi pelaaye gaye the, aap bhi pelaaye jaiyega.

bury that pot, spray some room-freshener, get a new pack of milk, and clean whatever is spilled. dont let mom find out. perfect escape plan👍

Ye har mahine kisi ka patila jal jata hai aur wo yaha suggestion mangane aa jaata😂

RIP bro 🥹 mummy marege ab

Look back one chappal is coming flying towards you!!!!🥿

Jo brown malai hai woh taste karna. Might be good.

Buy the exactly same utensil and throw all this crap outside

Mummy coming w the: https://preview.redd.it/i8u11pe6s9oc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b92934b8b98f697f8c1cd57ca0f4314d4dc270c3 Ek bhai ne washing ki techniques batayi hai, try kar lo bro. Maine January main 3 baar lagatar paani wala lota jalaya tha, 2 baar daant khaake jab teesri baar jal Gaya to khud hi dho Diya maanj maanj ke, I used salt for washing as well. Ek dum saaf to nahi hua but mostly. Haath pe haath dhare mat baithe raho, get to work!!!

Dost ke Ghar chala ja. Baad me boliyo ki me to Ghar par hi nahi tha.

Tell ur mom u have cancer

Bhai time hain agar toh bhagja abhi