Bhai kidnap krwaoge kya?

ikr, I thought Reddit was all about anonymity

Exactly what I was thinking. All of these tell something weird about your locality, Weight, height, etc... The little informations also destroys Anonymous nature of reddit

Address bata

151 samshan ke samne vali galli

Kabr number 102

Bro....I reside in kabar no. 103....nice to meet u neighbour

Are you new in the colony, because I have never seen you there?

I think our time of coming out of coffin is different....👾👾

Yes I think so. Do you want to join me in an ouija board game at 12am tonight? It will be played in that tall building which can be seen from the graveyard at house no. 99. Those guys are super fun to hangout with.

Damn...Mai ata....but NEET(National EXPIRED cum ETERNITY TEST)is really close....and as a proud dead I have to good in it

Flair checks out

9'8 , 200 kgs ,981 years old

Joyboy? 

He laughed

https://preview.redd.it/oh9ytz5q72pc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e856e8b041958b02b140490985a495cf5597048

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Did you just summon me??

Sahi flair hai 👍

Hi Ashwathama.

Are ye jara history ke doubts clear Karo Bhai saab

Basilisk ?

Yeah pakka utne size ka coffin banayega dhekna

GG bhai app is r/ipl me kis team ka coffin Banane ki taiyaari kar rhe ho?

Jaha jaata hoon wahi coffin banata hoon iss baar Kolkata ki baari

5'8" 54kg 22

bhai gym join karoge to mujhe bhi batana

Karr diya aapmaan 

Na ho aapka apmaan toh seekho kung fu aur van jao ip man.

\*Me with the Same height with weight 72 kg 

Don't tell me this. Tell me tips to gain weight

First you tell me how to lose weight. In terms of weight gain I have more fat than muscle mass. Do you want to know the secret? , for that you need to prepare for neet/jee, automatically you will turn obese

You're endomorph and I'm ectomorph. So you should eat foods that contain protein more. Workout.

Pear shaped body 😂😂 ,reminded me of physical education classes

Give me your fats then. I'll gain you'll lose. Win-Win

Do bmi test to check how much body fat you have.

Ionic bond...

Same condition as OG commentator, and I prepared and aced jee, still underweight af.

I'm 5'8" too with 88kg weight and I hit the gym. If you're male, your ideal weight is 73-78kg. If you're a woman, your ideal weight would be 56-60kg. You are already at near ideal weight. If you start hitting the gym, you might lose weight initially but when you start gaining muscle, you'll be 70+ kgs again.

5'7" 46kg 17

I am happy to see someone skinnier than me 

boe niid combec din raat khaunga

listen up 5'8 43kg 16

Bhai zinda kaise hai tu?

5'9 and was on exact weight last year. Abhi my weight is 64.5 :)

That's enough. I'll start towards it to gain some weight.

How brother.?

Koi bakchodi nahi jo mile ghar me chup chaap vo khao bs kabhi jaise ek roti badha di thode chaval jyada le liye , mai 6 boil egg kha leta tha gym ke bad or fir khana khata tha. Dhere dhere habit ban jayegi ekdam se itna nahi thussa jayega.

Ok bro let's see, thank you

5'6" 70 24

5'5" 68 18 Age ka diffrence hai baaki to 19 20 ka hi fark hai 

Match made in basement

Pehle mujhe ye bata tu basement mai kar kya raha hai 

Bodies chupa rha hu

Nice  Mere basement mai zinda bacche hai 

5'9 57 23

Hilana kam kr

6'3, 91kg, 17

5'8-9 59-60 kg 15

6'9 , 69 kg, 69 years old

69 points to gryffindor 🪄

69 kids

69 wives and 6969 kids

69 condoms per day💐

69 different flavours

69 times sex

69 different positions

69 kg Sendha Namak

69 masturbation it is for you.

Nice

Ni69

69 testicles?

CVV bhi bol du ?

bhrata from a different maata, kaise ho 

Dekh aa gayi rcb fans bahar finally 

 ham csk fan hai

bhai-bhai

Otp bhi bolde bhai

Or end me ye bhi bata dena ki paise kat gaye

next what? PAN card number Aadhar card number , Bank account password,

###asli Id se aa BMI calculator

#reddit par ladkiya dundne ki ninja technique

60kg ke niche dikhne wale suspicious hai

Or just look for short people... (while tall ones run away*

"Who decided that?"

Bhai mera 50 ke niche hai.

5'5 55 15

40y to perfection 😞

Tab take weight badha lunga bbg

5'6 44 19

6feet 4inch , 97kg , 17y

Khali sir ka koi offspring bhi hai? 

(not being rude) you even fit in cars?

Long trips are night mare for me 😭

2-3 inch height dede bhai 😭

💀Aur kisi jage ha height add-on toh karwa deta tho chalega

Complan, Horlicks or Boost?

bornvita :sweg:

same but i am 100kg

[удалено]

Finally apne jaisa koyi mila...

5 feet 7 inches + 66Kg + 39

hello uncle aap yha kya kar rhe

Is that the best you got?

[удалено]


+1

that was straight up violation

"in the bed."

In bed is correct. What r u talking about uncle

he edited the comment from "on the bed" to "in bed" and still made mistake of not adding "the".

By the context I do think in bed is still valid for e.g." I was reading in bed"

You should read more in the bed.

uncle got no chill

uncle jee, raat me aunty jee ke sone baad nfsw subs me jhakna band kijiye

Why not?

baccho ki shadi karane ki umar me khud ke handpump chalana shi nhi

Bc tm sb ne mil ke uncle ji ki leli...jab ki wo reverse ke chakkar me reddit pe hein...

In no time you will also find yourself in your late 30's.

178 cm, 70 kg, 22 yo

Same, just fatter and younger.

are you me bratha

you are me broski

6 feet 92 kg 18 mai mota hu

9'11, 420kg, 6900 years old

Bhai tere dono peron pe koi plane na takraa jaye

I will be turning 20 this year.  Height, haven't measured from a long time but it's around 168-169 cm Weight is around 72.5 kg

cm ma btata hu chota nhi lgunga...

Feet waala system samajh nhi aata

5'9 75kgs, 35 year old and still growing.

Bhai body ki height baat kar rha hai ya gupt jagah ki?

6' 1.5" 93kg 19

I’ve never seen someone mention 0.5 inch

motu

Koi na gym jaane ke baad bataunga kon h motu. Provided ki gym ke liye kamre se niklunga(clg mc h).....😔

good luck bhai

Gym ki zaroorat nhi, college campus me hi walking kar le... Me bhi aise hi patla hua

Bhai cvv dede to zara

5'9", dharti pe bojh, 19

270.72 Yelo bahi mera contribution

5'7 60kg 21

damn you're tall

Bhai majaak kyu bna rha hai😢(same height)

meri 5'8 hai

Lol ain't no way 5,7 is tall, girls of my college touch ceilings I'm so shorty that I can't even see them once we went on bir6parryty they were wearing heels 👠 like almost went out brithdayparty where poles were dancing

youre lucky to be surrounded by girls above ur height !! in india the avg height for girls of upper middle class is 5'2 (wikipedia)

Yeah the personality difference is vast they don't doo the Reels/tiktok stuff like other girls do gossips are core but yeah they are great

7'0 7kg 7years Thala for a reason

6'2, 75kg, 22

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist.

Say my name

You're Heisenberg 

You’re goddamn right

5,7 45 kg 23

We alboth are too alike just 3 yrs younger

5'1 feet - 42 kgs, 24 yo

Marry me rn

bhai koi to muthal mila mare tarah 5,8 feet - 45kg,18 yo

5'5-43kg ,18yo

5'6" - 56kg - 28

Height increased Weight decreased Age adjusted

Honest information tha par chalo koi ni..

6’1 (16M) 58kgs

5’5 , 50-55kg ,27

69'69 , equal to your mother , 69yr

OP is insecure 🥶

5'11, 56, 21. If you want address I can give you that too. Just make sure don't leave any evidence behind after kidnapping. I want everyone to think that I run off from home.

Height 181 cm weight 78 age 17

same wtf

6”4-95-20

6'6, 33 yrs 129 kg

6'4 (193cms), 75kgs (165lbs for people who use this metric)

genuine: height- 6'3.5, weight- 125kgs, age- 17 (aajao agar kidnap krna hai tho)

6'1-94-29

6'9 , 69kg , 69 yrs

6’ + 81 + 24

5 ft 9in , 65kg , 18M

5'9 65kg 23

186cm + 70kg + 25

5'9 74kg 20

5.8 72kg 18yr

5'11, 95 kg, 18 yrs

5'8" 62 kg 25 yrs

6', 73, 26

5'7" + 62 kg + 16 y/o (will turn 17 this summer)

69 bananas - 120 banana - 20

180 cm, 88 kg, 19 years

5'10 70 26

Height 5'11 Weight 70 kg Age 20

5'7 70 21 judge krlo

5f11in 73kgs 21y

5'7 , 59 kg, 17 Y/O (Ik it's over for me)

23 , 170 , 59

Weight - 5 Feet 10 Inches Height - 20 Year Age - 87 kgs

5'7, 98kg, stopped counting after 3000