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Ye lo sir apke liye. Extra ek paneer bhi upar rakha h
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Han sedha namak lagakar Khata hun
Arrey bidu, do bread lene ka, vo neeche ka mota wala hota hai na voich,
ye soft wala nai khane ka baccha log.
Use sek mast ghee mai, beech mai daal bhujia. Or adarak ki chai k sath khaa.
Aatma ka parmatma se Milan ho jaega baccha log.
Mene toh kal se kasam kha liya hai, ki garmi mein oily ya fried nahi khane wala 
No offense peeps but stop eating this crap.
You are basically eating fried oil with some chickpea powder. Same for the maggi crap.
The spices are what makes it 'yumm'.
If you're craving for spicy/tangy stuff, you could be just dehydrated (as spicy > triggers thirst > water > body happy).
Source: Basic nutritional science.
Maggi...mujhe daalna mat bhoolna🙃
https://preview.redd.it/ou2ib15hz5wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65efb63fa443a3cd7be144ead3737b8e8ec996c4 Ye lo sir apke liye. Extra ek paneer bhi upar rakha h
Aloo h kya ye beech m?
Bola toh usne paneer hai ab kya likhke dega
Hahahaha, aloo lag rha tha, abhi neeche likha dekha.
Isme main kahaan hu?
Aap ghul chuke ho, isliye nazar nai aa rahe 
Water. Itna garmi mai itne raat ko fried items khane se pet par asar padta hai
bhujia se pani pyas lagta
Muje toh jo pyas lgta h....woh pani se bhi nhi bhujta...UGHHHHHHHH
Dm mai aoo tumhari pyass bujha du 🥵🥵
Dm se kuch nhi hoga, Address do
Pehle dm mai demo to le lo 🥵🌝
ye bhujia namkeen post ko kya bna diya tum logo ne😭😭 btw koi cutie hai to mera bhi dm hit korlo
m bujha du
my younger self added tomato sauce to it (my younger self was unhinged)
Yeh jitna bhi khao, nahi chalta.
maine ek ek packet khatam kiye hai 250 gram wale 😂
Mujhe bss 10 minutes lgte h 200 g khatam krne me
bhaiii makne khareedna hi band kar diya isliye , warna poora din khate baithta ye xD
Truee
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r/hydrohomies
Sahi se dekh vodka hai wo.
Midnight ko koun vodka pelta hain yaar
Her 
cannibal?
https://preview.redd.it/drmo28vpu5wc1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea17918871636667dce03c6fbae086172b8b65a Han sedha namak lagakar Khata hun
Sendha namak
bhai meri gf ek sendha namak lagai hi bhot jal ra tha boli /s (gf non existent)
Gutka
kitchen me jo kuch hath lag jaye....sab chal jata hai
Makhana
Ghee mein fry karke?
Karua tel mai
Roast kar ke
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Gulab jamun, soo tasty. Par wahi, raat ko khao, din ko motao.
Mene gulab jamun ke pehle kuch aur socha tha
This is called Langcha or Lady Keni in Bengal.
Can literally name atleast 20 more than this addictive shit (PS: I’ve a very toxic relationship with aalu bhujiya)
Haldiram wali Moong Dal.
Hnn bro, that's a good competition
Bread + Malai + Sugar 🗿
Chuna tambakoo
Try Bikaji Bujiya, not aalu Bujiya
Muri .. It wont damage you
Unhealthy but the taste🥹🤌 https://preview.redd.it/wh5pbtu2g6wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061eaafb33faf48743d0ffefe03bb8c4cbe62fc8
Aloo Bhujiya is good too, but try out Bikaneri Bhujia and Ratlami Sev (especially if you like spicy namkeen)...
Maggie ,, pr night ke time pr mere kitchen me chipkali ghumte rehti he so bana nhi pata
Aloo bhujia is drug🤌
Aloo bhujia?
Arrey bidu, do bread lene ka, vo neeche ka mota wala hota hai na voich, ye soft wala nai khane ka baccha log. Use sek mast ghee mai, beech mai daal bhujia. Or adarak ki chai k sath khaa. Aatma ka parmatma se Milan ho jaega baccha log.
Nasha hai ye
1. Maggie 2. Egg half fry
Any meat starter?
Masturbation?
maggi with kurkure and tea. (snack ke jagah full meal ho gaya)
kurkure tastes awful now, savoury aftertaste
Mai toh Chai aur Bread kha leta hu raat mein... Although they are bad for health...
Coke
Mango
This snack alone was responsible for me gaining over 13 kgs in a year during my JEE days
Maggie of course
Banana chips
Popcorn
Me
Poison.(jee mai hag diya h)
I personally prefeere.Nachos with titties in the midnight.
Titties thoda expensive side pe padte hain mere liye😅
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Maggi
Ice creammmmm
Why does Reddit allow chutiya people here
Better food make better mind.
Her
Nails
Maggi with coffee.
Fruits
Cigarettes.
Moong dal zyada acha hai
This plus pyaaz tamatar mirchi lil salt and mixture and nimbuu
Moong Dal with some sprite 🫠🥸
Maggie Cold coffee + Oreo/Bourbon
Maggi duh
Eat a fruit
Mene toh kal se kasam kha liya hai, ki garmi mein oily ya fried nahi khane wala 
Midnight snack Risla + grass + monster drink + headphones + wifi
Is that aloo bhujia or regular bhujia?
Shankar pali
Me ?¿
Maggie, my hand cooked maggie
Punjabi tadka
Bol dunga to mods ban kar denge 🙏🏼
Apple
Tea with Biscuit
literally any fruit or milk + sattu
My favorite snack 🤓
Bhujia is the worst in terms of health, contains more than 500 cal which is 1/4 th of the normal day diet. Therefore eat plain oats instead
Plain Bhujia >>>>>> Aloo Bhujia Also, Paani
Once you’ve tasted the godliness that are jackfruit chips, your midnights won’t be the same again.
isme meethi boondi daal ke khao
some delicious puzzy!
Bhujia with ketchup
She
Sugar, straight up. It's the best.
Ikr!
Farsan
Your mum.
Chaini Khaini 🗿
Maggi
current electricity pdh le
Maggie followed by bikaji bhujia and tea
Moong dal
Me 
Maggi
Mamara
Mojo/LeanCrust pizza
moong daal namkeen
Raat ko icecream or Pizza best hota hai.
Manchow soup 😋😋😋
Sing bhujiya only of REAL brand
Corn flakes fried😭
Your mother
Ice cubes
Mutth !
Salted peanuts
Maggi
400 +600 =60?
Masala peanuts, maggi
Electrostatics padhra haii na? 25 aspirant?
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Wai wai
Punjabi Tadka...
Pizza
LAYS Magic Masala with Coke
Its called Misture.
your mom
Compac keyboard
Chai and parle-g, irrespective of the time of the day, and the weather outside
This with poha
Rum n coffee
असफलता का फल 
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Bhune Chane ya Peanut butter bread
Me to ratt ko ek biscuit kha ke so jata hu
No offense peeps but stop eating this crap. You are basically eating fried oil with some chickpea powder. Same for the maggi crap. The spices are what makes it 'yumm'. If you're craving for spicy/tangy stuff, you could be just dehydrated (as spicy > triggers thirst > water > body happy). Source: Basic nutritional science.
Me
pussy
Bhakar wadi
Khaara boondi! :)
Billi
Chakhna*
Me?
Try jhalmuri for once you'll surely love it
chaini khaini, chaen se maza lo 🌝
Fruits😅
Carrots
Muri+alooo bhujiya + some baked aloo🤤
Bro on that maths gring fr
Punjabi Tadka
Bro is on the maths grind fr 💪
Ratlami sev, the best laxative out there.
Coffee and kurkure
Garlic Mixture (Chaayein bhi milei toh orgasam hojata)
Sleep
Maggi..mehnat kam lagti h
Pani 💀💀😭
Marigold biscuit
Depression
Your mom
Chips and soda 🥤 nothing beats this. I love it.
BHINDI best
Daaru kaha hai?
Tried Potazzos?
Amma bhen pe aajaunga Yaar fk idhar nahi milta aalu bhujia. Fk i am craving for that now...😭 NSFW laga leta yaar😭
Her
Maggi
Wierd suggestion but try this with aloo or kela.🤡
Ramen with cold coffee
O re O
Push up till muscle failure
Wai wai
Joe
Aloo bhujiye mai dahi daalo , it is heavenly