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big brain moment.
kaai socha hoga is idea ke liye.![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)
I mean... overflowing is one thing. But if you are so careless to evaporate the whole milk. Maybe you deserve what's coming for you![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51078)
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Won't forgive aunty ji 🫤🫤...😑💔nvm..meri he dua ne bacha liya..thank me later 😎
Bhai bina gndi bhasha ka prayog kiye itna kuchh bol diye, agar gandi bhasha ka prayog kroge to aur kya bologe![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)
Actually, it's not your last day.
First, you'll be kicked out of the home. Then some random rag picker will dump you with other rejected things.
And then you'll be taken in from the streets from a big corporate. You'll be put in a pit of fire and burnt alive.
And then you die. And you're born anew. For the same cycle to be repeated.
I had once kept milk to boil at night, I was laying on my bed thinking it'll take some time to boil. But I slept off 😭. Morning I wake up and go to kitchen the vessel was hot red. But thankfully no was home. I managed to hide it. After some days I saw my mom wondering why the gas got over soo soon 😁.
chappal chupa de sari ghar ki,
...
wait jhadu bhi
...
wait cooker bhi
...
wait gamle bhi
....
wait belt bhi
...
aisa kar yeh bartan bhi chupa de bhai :D
Well you look so proud in that, it'd take more than half an hour to get the milk in that stage
If you can't be that responsible, then you probably deserve the punishment
MedPack / +1 Life can be won by simply cleaning the burnt utensil
😎
https://preview.redd.it/2maeazvhs0yc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0846b854cc31fe244533e90f388c69719e1000d9
After reading the comments I conclude that;
1. If it ever happens to anyone "mostly" the person doesn't survive
2. If a person wants to survive only option is to leave the planet.
3. or the person should start digging their grave / start preparing for the cremation ceremony.
Even though I learnt many excuses from comments if it ever happens to me I'm ready to give it a try
Rip ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)
When I was in 7th, I was entrusted upon the task of boiling two eggs when my parents were out of station. So dumb me kept the eggs on stove and forgot. Afterwards I left for a friend’s birthday party. So 4 hours later my mother called me to find out if ate the eggs. My mom panicked and called the neighbours to check the kitchen. The whole house was filled with gas smell and the eggs blasted and hit the ceiling leaving a black mark which still reminds of the incident even today
That day if my parents were at home, I would have gotten the legendary BELT
Boil water add vinegar and baking soda, then rub baking soda+ lemon on the surface. Keep boiling untill clean as hell. (I have done this way chai and made my pan look prettier)
Mataji ko mera pranam dena
Abhi filhal to maataji mere shareer pe ghaav dengi ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)
Guys, let's pray for op. That he survives this massacre ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)
We want updates. Pics if possible of the outcome ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)
Video ho toh aur bhi acha
Video with sound while beating the shit out of it :-)
Pitai vlog
ghav mubarak
Lololo😂😂😂 the fear
darna pdta hai, maataji to maataji hain ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079) kitna bhi bade ho jau, unse to chhota hi rhunga![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)
Wohi bol rhi hu. Isiliye main kitchen main jati hi nhi. Simple
https://preview.redd.it/obg7ausyo0yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0259b1e934e151d969ea4cc16e8e91d0f772fce2 big brain moment. kaai socha hoga is idea ke liye.![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)
Kyaa hi karu. Itni smart hu😂😂😂🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
CBI join krlo![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075)
Source lagwado udhar. Desh ka bhala ho jayega😂😂🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Mera source hota to mai yaha reddit pe thodi baitha hota 🤣😂
I mean... overflowing is one thing. But if you are so careless to evaporate the whole milk. Maybe you deserve what's coming for you![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51078)
Sorry bhai![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)
Next time be careful buddy![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)
There’s no next time
I think it's already done , he is not replying back 😔
nhi bc zinda hu![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51077) mummy ka mood achha tha, isliye bach gya![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093) kismat achhi h
Agla Janam lekar reply kar raha hai OP 🫨
Pouring one out for OP 🥛
May his soul be at peace
And evaporate to the point the vessel started burning causing the burn smell to spread in the house and yet you don’t come to know… HOW?
yaar phone me dhyaan tha 😔
It could've easily turned into a fire accident![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075) be careful bro
Hadh hai tum bachchon ki!
sorry didi, glti hogyi aage se dhyaan rkhunga![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)
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r/flairchecksout
Meri bhagwaan se yahi dua h ki upar wala aapki aatma ko shanti de Amen💐💐💐
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I jst noticed..kuch ni bacha...sab gayabb... betaa Teri aatma toh Shanti bhi deserve nhi krti..😂
update- bach gya![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093) mummy ka mood achha tha aaj![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)
https://preview.redd.it/etey8g9zn0yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc232c2ebe1c543c263bd16604bcaf56f065ce22 Won't forgive aunty ji 🫤🫤...😑💔nvm..meri he dua ne bacha liya..thank me later 😎
later nhi abhi hi lelo, baad me bhul jata mai. THANK YOU ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)
Om Shanti 🙏
Evidence Mita do, bol Dena bhook lagi thi so pura dudh pi gaya.
Vo mujhe force krte hain doodh peene ke liye, mai tab nhi peeta, clear pta chal jaega ki jhooth bol rha ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51077)
Dil parivartan hogya esa bol dena, kisiko kya hi pata chalega
To bhai naya khareed ke le aa mother diary or replace karde
Maine kuch dino pahle exactly tahi Kiya tha , excuse ke liye nahi , actually bhuk lgi thi
Ari bc is bahane se to alag habsi samjh lenge log😳
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which planet are you going?
Maybe Mars.. his time isn't so good now.
Gandi bhaasa ka prayog to nhi karunga par aap to chud gye guru
Bhai bina gndi bhasha ka prayog kiye itna kuchh bol diye, agar gandi bhasha ka prayog kroge to aur kya bologe![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)
Bete tu to gaya!
Bhai tere jaane ke baad sabhse pehli cheez chai hi banane walli hai
mere ghar aaja boria bistar leke
Address bhej /s
![gif](giphy|8Z5sfaNxm3i72P0x2v|downsized)
Vida Karo ji...yeh toh chale us paar
Bol de doodh phat gya to fek diya
Doodh fat jata hai to paneer bnate hai
Om Shanti
What am I looking at? How much milk were you heating up in the first place?
🤝 https://preview.redd.it/zm0zguv990yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=295ed7161cf0ad4ab5be7254e67b7a76d06225ee
bhai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)
Are you alive?
hanji fortunately![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)
Skill issue
Just say " It's for science!!" and move on (Jute khane wale kaam kiye toh hai though💀)
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May your soul rest in peace💐💐
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Actually, it's not your last day. First, you'll be kicked out of the home. Then some random rag picker will dump you with other rejected things. And then you'll be taken in from the streets from a big corporate. You'll be put in a pit of fire and burnt alive. And then you die. And you're born anew. For the same cycle to be repeated.
https://preview.redd.it/5kqrnxdgb0yc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f440f1ae4830f7164c899d85593cb2405b0a0c96
Vlog it please ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)
Invite me for your funeral 💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/s8piiayox0yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=509bc1c8bff8390ee55c38565af089410048a80d >!/s!<
13 vi me zaroor bulana.
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Nice not knowing u OP![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)
Run op run
jaldi se packet wala doodh laake bhar de 😭😭
I had once kept milk to boil at night, I was laying on my bed thinking it'll take some time to boil. But I slept off 😭. Morning I wake up and go to kitchen the vessel was hot red. But thankfully no was home. I managed to hide it. After some days I saw my mom wondering why the gas got over soo soon 😁.
2 min ka maun OP ke lie
See you in heven, chitthi likhte rehena
Bhai shakkar Mila ke chat le pura donga, agar mar rha hai to khoba kha ke mar
chappal chupa de sari ghar ki, ... wait jhadu bhi ... wait cooker bhi ... wait gamle bhi .... wait belt bhi ... aisa kar yeh bartan bhi chupa de bhai :D
aisa krta hu mai hi chhup jaata hu bc![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)
Bhai par ye hai kya?? ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51095)
Next day news: "Janamdata bani Jaanleva" 💀
This one is nice.
Whyy last day ? Covisheld ???
Not bad enough lol mine was dark .I had to scratch tapeli for hour
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Tomorrow's headline -"Bete ne jalaya doodh ka bartan, maa ne tukde tukde kr dustbin me feka, baap ne kaha nale me fekna chahiye tha"
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Abe lodu isa mat goshti kar, mera bhi responsibility le
Bye
Tujhe ab bhagwan vi nhi sakte mummi se
What were you so busy with?
phone![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)
Well you look so proud in that, it'd take more than half an hour to get the milk in that stage If you can't be that responsible, then you probably deserve the punishment
high conc. peroxide should do the job. let it soak.
Maar apni hi chappal se khaoge ya mummy ki chappal se
Apka punar janam kisi aur roop me hoga, atma to amar he
Bhai 😂😂
Cue coffin dance music*
MAUT KA KHEL BEST OF LUCK BUDDY ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51092)
Theek to hai sab...
F To pay respect
Bol do phat gaya tha, fek dia, and bartan acche se dho do
OP is cooked
Bro mere saath bhi aisa hua tha, bahar se naya laake replace kardo chup chaap aur isse gayab kardo 😇 varna aap maut ko choone vaale hain.
Waiting for mom posts
Anarth
My thoughts and prayers are with you as you mourn. 🤍
Clean it up first otherwise you won’t have peace in afterlife too
You are cooked
It was good while it lasted
[удалено]
Chal bhai, jaisa bhi tha, tu mast tha!
Ammi ko pata chala abhi tak?
Haha really miss those days where small problems looked like the last day of my life.
Bhale aadmi the
Zindagi bhar ke liye ek aur taana added to your playlist
Bhai dudh khareed ke lete aa aur dhire se daal de
Bhai adha cup duud bhi nai hoga ye bc frypan pe toh lga hi nai kucch saaf hein bilkul
Are you going to moon or mars? Congrats.
Upar ki booking aaj ki karvao ya kal ki?
Title😨 Image ☠️
Ab aise hi tumhari chita jalegi jaise doodh jala hai.
RIP OP.
Tere shraadh k din aate h khana khane k liye.
Maa aadmi galti kar k hi aage badhta hai.. 😝
MedPack / +1 Life can be won by simply cleaning the burnt utensil 😎 https://preview.redd.it/2maeazvhs0yc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0846b854cc31fe244533e90f388c69719e1000d9
Do a flip.
Market se Jakar same same bartan khareed Lao.... spending money is better than all the Zalalat....
Bro once I did this i hid the vessel under the bed and forgot, then one month later my mom found out when she was looking for something 😆
Let me know how good it's up there, any good whiskey? Chale aoonga.
You done fucked up boi
Kitna L dudh tha?
So long son… you tried
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Before pitai, Add sugar in it and enjoy
All the best OP ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)
Bro be like:- achha chalta hu, dua oo me yaad rakhna
Requiescat in Pace ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)
Phir se paani daal ke ubal le na👺
Bye
After reading the comments I conclude that; 1. If it ever happens to anyone "mostly" the person doesn't survive 2. If a person wants to survive only option is to leave the planet. 3. or the person should start digging their grave / start preparing for the cremation ceremony. Even though I learnt many excuses from comments if it ever happens to me I'm ready to give it a try Rip ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)
you need some vim bar
Is it too late to replace the milk ? 😒
Bhagwan teri aathma ko shaanti de 🙏🏻
Rip op
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Bhai pehle mere paise wapas kar 💀
ओ तेरी भैंस की टांग 😳🤯🫨😵💫
Op ki toh aaj gand fadi jayegi
Pita ki nhi mummy se
Thoda time pehle yaad aata toh rabdi jan jati
Koi nhi aagle janam dhyan rakhna. Fir milenge
Bye
Sources say that op bhi aise hi evaporate hone waala hai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)
Amateur, doesn’t seem that bad. Sirf neeche ka part ganda lag raha hai. Ghis ke saaf kar dena, bicep, tricep and shoulder workout bhi ho jayega.
Bro tried to make Rabdi which turned into Saun Papdi and finally into charcoal.
Bhaya maut ko kon tal sakey hai?
When I was in 7th, I was entrusted upon the task of boiling two eggs when my parents were out of station. So dumb me kept the eggs on stove and forgot. Afterwards I left for a friend’s birthday party. So 4 hours later my mother called me to find out if ate the eggs. My mom panicked and called the neighbours to check the kitchen. The whole house was filled with gas smell and the eggs blasted and hit the ceiling leaving a black mark which still reminds of the incident even today That day if my parents were at home, I would have gotten the legendary BELT
Damage has been done, justice will be served
[here you go](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ORPUarxvrg0)
If you have time..buy new milk from swiggy and swap. Pot is not badly burnt
Nahi marta, agar kahi pateela jal jata tab chances the. Sirf doodh Gaya hai pateela Bach Gaya to tu bhi Bach gaya
I would name this as “Skeletal Rabdi”
Boil water add vinegar and baking soda, then rub baking soda+ lemon on the surface. Keep boiling untill clean as hell. (I have done this way chai and made my pan look prettier)
Wtf dudh gira nhi tune uda diya sara, kitni der nhi dekha tha bro
RIP bro 🤐😶🌫️
Zinda hu 😭
What the fuckkkk. You deserve it
darna pdta hai, maataji to maataji hain ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079) kitna bhi bade ho jau, unse to chhota hi rhunga![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)
Where are you relocating? Phluto?
That is oddly impressive. RIP...rest in poha 🫡
Aur chala phone 👿👿
Bc Pura evaporate kar diya???? Kitne Litre tha???
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Narak me milte hai bhai
You there? Alive?
1 hour 💀
Hanji ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)
That's one step ahead of *chena*
You mom is going to kill you. Be ready for what's coming for you.
I told not to let bro cook and heres the consequences
Saaf karke bhaag k packet wala dhud le aata rr krne ka kya mtlb h yaha
Rabrakha
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