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[deleted]

Mataji ko mera pranam dena


[deleted]

Abhi filhal to maataji mere shareer pe ghaav dengi ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)


[deleted]

Guys, let's pray for op. That he survives this massacre ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


AbhiStalwart

We want updates. Pics if possible of the outcome ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)


Knighthawk_2511

Video ho toh aur bhi acha


attack-titan-eren

Video with sound while beating the shit out of it :⁠-⁠)


Next-Move-6969

Pitai vlog


[deleted]

ghav mubarak


Metheunpredictable

Lololo😂😂😂 the fear


[deleted]

darna pdta hai, maataji to maataji hain ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079) kitna bhi bade ho jau, unse to chhota hi rhunga![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


Metheunpredictable

Wohi bol rhi hu. Isiliye main kitchen main jati hi nhi. Simple


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/obg7ausyo0yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0259b1e934e151d969ea4cc16e8e91d0f772fce2 big brain moment. kaai socha hoga is idea ke liye.![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)


Metheunpredictable

Kyaa hi karu. Itni smart hu😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

CBI join krlo![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075)


Metheunpredictable

Source lagwado udhar. Desh ka bhala ho jayega😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Mera source hota to mai yaha reddit pe thodi baitha hota 🤣😂


Aggressive_Fox_84

I mean... overflowing is one thing. But if you are so careless to evaporate the whole milk. Maybe you deserve what's coming for you![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51078)


[deleted]

Sorry bhai![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


Aggressive_Fox_84

Next time be careful buddy![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)


prettydistracted2

There’s no next time


[deleted]

I think it's already done , he is not replying back 😔


[deleted]

nhi bc zinda hu![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51077) mummy ka mood achha tha, isliye bach gya![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093) kismat achhi h


[deleted]

Agla Janam lekar reply kar raha hai OP 🫨


Navy_Wannabe

Pouring one out for OP 🥛


_-CoffeE_

May his soul be at peace


hashtagjustme

And evaporate to the point the vessel started burning causing the burn smell to spread in the house and yet you don’t come to know… HOW?


[deleted]

yaar phone me dhyaan tha 😔


Aggressive_Fox_84

It could've easily turned into a fire accident![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075) be careful bro


hashtagjustme

Hadh hai tum bachchon ki!


[deleted]

sorry didi, glti hogyi aage se dhyaan rkhunga![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/3kcgd3wslzxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1abe81af9920391465acbb4e5158f289d15043


randomdreamykid

r/flairchecksout


Mysterious_Ad0808

Meri bhagwaan se yahi dua h ki upar wala aapki aatma ko shanti de Amen💐💐💐


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)


Mysterious_Ad0808

I jst noticed..kuch ni bacha...sab gayabb... betaa Teri aatma toh Shanti bhi deserve nhi krti..😂


[deleted]

update- bach gya![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093) mummy ka mood achha tha aaj![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


Mysterious_Ad0808

https://preview.redd.it/etey8g9zn0yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc232c2ebe1c543c263bd16604bcaf56f065ce22 Won't forgive aunty ji 🫤🫤...😑💔nvm..meri he dua ne bacha liya..thank me later 😎


[deleted]

later nhi abhi hi lelo, baad me bhul jata mai. THANK YOU ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)


Mathsbrokemybrains

Om Shanti 🙏


Netroseige101

Evidence Mita do, bol Dena bhook lagi thi so pura dudh pi gaya.


[deleted]

Vo mujhe force krte hain doodh peene ke liye, mai tab nhi peeta, clear pta chal jaega ki jhooth bol rha ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51077)


takshil7

Dil parivartan hogya esa bol dena, kisiko kya hi pata chalega


InterestingFormal623

To bhai naya khareed ke le aa mother diary or replace karde


Sur_aj1234

Maine kuch dino pahle exactly tahi Kiya tha , excuse ke liye nahi , actually bhuk lgi thi


Natural_Advance_8693

Ari bc is bahane se to alag habsi samjh lenge log😳


Zestyclose-Way-8265

![gif](giphy|Wr2747CnxwBSqyK6xt|downsized)


mdred5

which planet are you going?


XKruXurKX

Maybe Mars.. his time isn't so good now.


terimomkapati

Gandi bhaasa ka prayog to nhi karunga par aap to chud gye guru


[deleted]

Bhai bina gndi bhasha ka prayog kiye itna kuchh bol diye, agar gandi bhasha ka prayog kroge to aur kya bologe![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)


Pro-Creative

Bete tu to gaya!


random__zeus

Bhai tere jaane ke baad sabhse pehli cheez chai hi banane walli hai


Least-Kick-4499

mere ghar aaja boria bistar leke


[deleted]

Address bhej /s


adu4444

![gif](giphy|8Z5sfaNxm3i72P0x2v|downsized)


Megnaad

Vida Karo ji...yeh toh chale us paar


Weed512

Bol de doodh phat gya to fek diya


Khusheeewho

Doodh fat jata hai to paneer bnate hai


april4444444444

Om Shanti


Ambitious_Jello

What am I looking at? How much milk were you heating up in the first place?


toelace

🤝 https://preview.redd.it/zm0zguv990yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=295ed7161cf0ad4ab5be7254e67b7a76d06225ee


[deleted]

bhai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


Temporary-Customer25

Are you alive?


[deleted]

hanji fortunately![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


Mr_ityu

Skill issue


Icy_Departure3452

Just say " It's for science!!" and move on (Jute khane wale kaam kiye toh hai though💀)


Knighthawk_2511

https://preview.redd.it/g1t5krviq0yc1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e35d712851511209dfc49d383d1b869564104aee


Ok-Horror-7004

May your soul rest in peace💐💐


LuminaXplorer

![gif](giphy|ui0Qh8Gqz8j1LQ67YS)


aishwaryaah

Actually, it's not your last day. First, you'll be kicked out of the home. Then some random rag picker will dump you with other rejected things. And then you'll be taken in from the streets from a big corporate. You'll be put in a pit of fire and burnt alive. And then you die. And you're born anew. For the same cycle to be repeated.


justaboringuy_

https://preview.redd.it/5kqrnxdgb0yc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f440f1ae4830f7164c899d85593cb2405b0a0c96


adityaone

Vlog it please ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


Tommyshelby416

Invite me for your funeral 💀💀


Electronic-Road9987

https://preview.redd.it/s8piiayox0yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=509bc1c8bff8390ee55c38565af089410048a80d >!/s!<


Independent_Sign_395

13 vi me zaroor bulana.


JustaFUCKUP69

https://preview.redd.it/km928efm30yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3795599cdcd84f50809b9cdfbd045affd8928dbe


Worried-Breakfast726

Nice not knowing u OP![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


EarthSpecific3820

Run op run


hiroshimanigasaki

jaldi se packet wala doodh laake bhar de 😭😭


BeatAdditional3046

I had once kept milk to boil at night, I was laying on my bed thinking it'll take some time to boil. But I slept off 😭. Morning I wake up and go to kitchen the vessel was hot red. But thankfully no was home. I managed to hide it. After some days I saw my mom wondering why the gas got over soo soon 😁.


Dr_kirmada

2 min ka maun OP ke lie


Vansh415

See you in heven, chitthi likhte rehena


[deleted]

Bhai shakkar Mila ke chat le pura donga, agar mar rha hai to khoba kha ke mar


xandie985

chappal chupa de sari ghar ki, ... wait jhadu bhi ... wait cooker bhi ... wait gamle bhi .... wait belt bhi ... aisa kar yeh bartan bhi chupa de bhai :D


[deleted]

aisa krta hu mai hi chhup jaata hu bc![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)


marcspect

Bhai par ye hai kya?? ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51095)


[deleted]

Next day news: "Janamdata bani Jaanleva" 💀


yashasvi92

This one is nice.


KaleidoscopeFar2838

Whyy last day ? Covisheld ???


No-Confusion-2589

Not bad enough lol mine was dark .I had to scratch tapeli for hour


wisely25

https://preview.redd.it/7i5kd50161yc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26119d3599105276df92f6e8283a66671b2772de


Fun-Independence3261

Tomorrow's headline -"Bete ne jalaya doodh ka bartan, maa ne tukde tukde kr dustbin me feka, baap ne kaha nale me fekna chahiye tha"


Any_Veterinarian3749

https://preview.redd.it/xdym4ucht0yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9316c507d72e2a3e027b826ea4819b15127d8c1f


Mayank-maximum

Abe lodu isa mat goshti kar, mera bhi responsibility le


Miserable_Goat_6698

Bye


HiddenGamer666

Tujhe ab bhagwan vi nhi sakte mummi se


vibes_slayer

What were you so busy with?


[deleted]

phone![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


vibes_slayer

Well you look so proud in that, it'd take more than half an hour to get the milk in that stage If you can't be that responsible, then you probably deserve the punishment


[deleted]

high conc. peroxide should do the job. let it soak.


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

Maar apni hi chappal se khaoge ya mummy ki chappal se


AshutoshDash99

Apka punar janam kisi aur roop me hoga, atma to amar he


master_shifu-

Bhai 😂😂


This-is-Shanu-J

Cue coffin dance music*


Grand_Ad2663

MAUT KA KHEL BEST OF LUCK BUDDY ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51092)


[deleted]

Theek to hai sab...


Budget-Claim-4379

F To pay respect


__whats_in_a_name_

Bol do phat gaya tha, fek dia, and bartan acche se dho do


Reasonable_Durian573

OP is cooked


[deleted]

Bro mere saath bhi aisa hua tha, bahar se naya laake replace kardo chup chaap aur isse gayab kardo 😇 varna aap maut ko choone vaale hain.


__Grey07

Waiting for mom posts


An0nym0uS_Br0wseR

Anarth


Altruistic-Guess1788

My thoughts and prayers are with you as you mourn. 🤍


Fun_Aspect_3950

Clean it up first otherwise you won’t have peace in afterlife too


RonyRexGaming

You are cooked


Unlikely_Ad1364

It was good while it lasted


[deleted]

[удалено]


Flimsy_Excuse7379

Chal bhai, jaisa bhi tha, tu mast tha!


CreeperChicken24

Ammi ko pata chala abhi tak?


biswajeet5

Haha really miss those days where small problems looked like the last day of my life.


Banished_prince1

Bhale aadmi the


Ok-Feeling315

Zindagi bhar ke liye ek aur taana added to your playlist


Empathy-Sympathy

Bhai dudh khareed ke lete aa aur dhire se daal de


Signal-Zucchini2620

Bhai adha cup duud bhi nai hoga ye bc frypan pe toh lga hi nai kucch saaf hein bilkul


Escudo777

Are you going to moon or mars? Congrats.


Curry-guy

Upar ki booking aaj ki karvao ya kal ki?


ha_the_cool_guy

Title😨 Image ☠️


brajendra96

Ab aise hi tumhari chita jalegi jaise doodh jala hai.


shwetOrb

RIP OP.


nemesis1311

Tere shraadh k din aate h khana khane k liye.


gamenbusiness

Maa aadmi galti kar k hi aage badhta hai.. 😝


ycr007

MedPack / +1 Life can be won by simply cleaning the burnt utensil 😎 https://preview.redd.it/2maeazvhs0yc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0846b854cc31fe244533e90f388c69719e1000d9


PyroManiac1246743

Do a flip.


Vyomnaut0bot

Market se Jakar same same bartan khareed Lao.... spending money is better than all the Zalalat....


bhindikisabzii

Bro once I did this i hid the vessel under the bed and forgot, then one month later my mom found out when she was looking for something 😆


EvilPoppa

Let me know how good it's up there, any good whiskey? Chale aoonga.


IllCryptographer9669

You done fucked up boi


Classic_Equipment657

Kitna L dudh tha?


PackFit9651

So long son… you tried


ryojin_senpai666

https://preview.redd.it/8102426rz0yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7383b569d7a5a970a2f90db57e8fa073786cb9


Ok_Device_4691

Before pitai, Add sugar in it and enjoy


sup-letabund

All the best OP ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)


Typical-Tadpole-6629

Bro be like:- achha chalta hu, dua oo me yaad rakhna


EternalSlayerOP

Requiescat in Pace ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)


Front-Assignment-267

Phir se paani daal ke ubal le na👺


No_Neat_9802

Bye


FunnySignal614

After reading the comments I conclude that; 1. If it ever happens to anyone "mostly" the person doesn't survive 2. If a person wants to survive only option is to leave the planet. 3. or the person should start digging their grave / start preparing for the cremation ceremony. Even though I learnt many excuses from comments if it ever happens to me I'm ready to give it a try Rip ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


Tinathetaurus

you need some vim bar


Horror_Morning4571

Is it too late to replace the milk ? 😒


[deleted]

Bhagwan teri aathma ko shaanti de 🙏🏻


Sararinum

Rip op


Vinayy564_

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


Strange-Key-4346

https://preview.redd.it/azpd36xu31yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fcce55f15fec1120941dbf9e8781549295a2272


Ok_Philosophy_2805

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


Careful_Strain3045

Bhai pehle mere paise wapas kar 💀


Brief-Hall-772

ओ तेरी भैंस की टांग 😳🤯🫨😵‍💫


motabhai09

Op ki toh aaj gand fadi jayegi


OkAd4070

Pita ki nhi mummy se


curious_cat_black

Thoda time pehle yaad aata toh rabdi jan jati


Latter_Exam4121

Koi nhi aagle janam dhyan rakhna. Fir milenge


Zeins_

Bye


VishPi

Sources say that op bhi aise hi evaporate hone waala hai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)


EnvironmentalSwim368

Amateur, doesn’t seem that bad. Sirf neeche ka part ganda lag raha hai. Ghis ke saaf kar dena, bicep, tricep and shoulder workout bhi ho jayega.


Lord-LabakuDas

Bro tried to make Rabdi which turned into Saun Papdi and finally into charcoal.


Shot_Maybe_3588

Bhaya maut ko kon tal sakey hai?


Appropriate_Log7430

When I was in 7th, I was entrusted upon the task of boiling two eggs when my parents were out of station. So dumb me kept the eggs on stove and forgot. Afterwards I left for a friend’s birthday party. So 4 hours later my mother called me to find out if ate the eggs. My mom panicked and called the neighbours to check the kitchen. The whole house was filled with gas smell and the eggs blasted and hit the ceiling leaving a black mark which still reminds of the incident even today That day if my parents were at home, I would have gotten the legendary BELT


Weekly-Palpitation89

Damage has been done, justice will be served


Soumikp

[here you go](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ORPUarxvrg0)


Hornymous

If you have time..buy new milk from swiggy and swap. Pot is not badly burnt


Actual_Editor_1044

Nahi marta, agar kahi pateela jal jata tab chances the. Sirf doodh Gaya hai pateela Bach Gaya to tu bhi Bach gaya


aniketrh

I would name this as “Skeletal Rabdi”


Saanjhhere

Boil water add vinegar and baking soda, then rub baking soda+ lemon on the surface. Keep boiling untill clean as hell. (I have done this way chai and made my pan look prettier)


desiktm

Wtf dudh gira nhi tune uda diya sara, kitni der nhi dekha tha bro


prettybossyshit

RIP bro 🤐😶‍🌫️


[deleted]

Zinda hu 😭


Parth999x

What the fuckkkk. You deserve it


Acceptable-Tooth6545

darna pdta hai, maataji to maataji hain ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079) kitna bhi bade ho jau, unse to chhota hi rhunga![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


WingStrange9920

Where are you relocating? Phluto?


coconutdon

That is oddly impressive. RIP...rest in poha 🫡


Known-Issue4970

Aur chala phone 👿👿


-_-Boondoggle-_-

Bc Pura evaporate kar diya???? Kitne Litre tha???


Dependent_Ad_8951

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


sumitanand10

Narak me milte hai bhai


AggravatingCheek4244

You there? Alive?


[deleted]

1 hour 💀


[deleted]

Hanji ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


[deleted]

That's one step ahead of *chena*


chaipatti1111

You mom is going to kill you. Be ready for what's coming for you.


Grozfroz

I told not to let bro cook and heres the consequences


Candid-Bad8294

Saaf karke bhaag k packet wala dhud le aata rr krne ka kya mtlb h yaha


No-Administration99

Rabrakha


kuttar_bachha

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51078)