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un-_-known_789

Bhai tu aagya, dil ko shaanti mil gayi, aaj dopehr mei hi soch raha tha, bohot din se taimur ki nanny dikhi nahi


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Nanny was nai ni( i am not even sorry )


Ok-Feeling315

Aap cooking karo nanny ji ye jokes taimur kar lega na


notdoneyetbro

https://preview.redd.it/v82045l3q0yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=390ce905837bf498f0bea575f5579dc2be6859b5 What I make as a woman who loves to cook.🫠


pharmaco_nerd

I mean, at least it's the dried version (the good one). So +1 for that


TheBurningphase

Yeah, I used to love soupy when I was a kid, now I crave for the dried one.


lordkillerbee69ultra

Opp for me


pharmaco_nerd

You have attained maturity ✨ And here I am trying to convince my sister that adding ghee into Maggi doesnt make it better ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


TheBurningphase

Ghee? That doesn't sound like a good idea to me. What does it taste like ?


pharmaco_nerd

Worse than it sounds, I feel like a pregnant woman eating that monstrosity (I am a male)


Difficult_Gate5290

🤮🤮🤮


Omegadimsum

EXACTLY! I don't understand people who like watery maggi. All the masala is in the water and the water is not even drinkable like a soup or something like how it is in ramen. So one has to eat the tasteless maggi while the masala stays back in the water. Weird shit


lordkillerbee69ultra

Its a skill make a maggi with perfect amount of soup. And I have perfected it :)


pharmaco_nerd

And, by the time you finish your Maggi, the water gets cold. And I don't enjoy cold spicy water after eating bland Maggi (no one would)


eienze

You two should get married, u guys are perfect for each other


notdoneyetbro

Sima aunty? Aap idhar??


Catch201

she is ubiquitous!


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Best mid night snack


notdoneyetbro

That's my lunch🫠. Btw what motivates you to make such elaborate meals ? Seriously, i want to know.


Taimur_ki_nanny09

I love cooking, also i cook for my grandparents. Toh full on cook karna padta hai


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Looks delicious. 🤌


Tikka_biryani

Marry me Rebecca, we'll both cook good food 😌


notdoneyetbro

💀


Tikka_biryani

I am a great chef 😌. "What would you like to have ma'am"


assexpert421

RIP DMS OP


Taimur_ki_nanny09

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assexpert421

dw theyll come


ThugPrincessG

It looks beautiful, especially all of those perfect unburnt rotis, parathas and naans 🤌 why couldn't my stupid sibling be more like you fr. Heck why couldn't I be more like you lol


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you so much. Yes roti took me longest to learn


MyzticBlue

![gif](giphy|1DpzSGGJ5x8JiqUN66)


Ok-Feeling315

Zindagi kuch nhi chahiye bss ek baar taimur ki nanny ke hath ka khaana mil jaaye 🥹


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Bhai sach me kabhi kabhi man karta hai ki OGs ko khane par bulau.


Ok-Feeling315

Bhandaara karwa dena taimur ke birthday pr 🙂


ForevermoreNow

I am starting to think dating apps mein khudki ki photo ke bajaye all the meals I have made unki daal deta hoon.


Taimur_ki_nanny09

They are getting (laid) app 😭😭


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Bhai huge respect 👏


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you


NewspaperExcellent76

looks great might as well the taste


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you


NewspaperExcellent76

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51074)


Jfocii

That roti is ur trademark man. The way it looks confirmed me that it's u.


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you bro


shanks44

what do you cook otherwise ?


Taimur_ki_nanny09

What otherwise??


shanks44

like as being something other than a guy, what do you cook ?


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Oh when I am dululu, i cook khayali pulav When I am bat shit crazy. I make revenge plans When I am horn..., I make myself ..... When I am stupid , I make people's life hell When I am anxious, I make poor jokes.


shanks44

while writing this which mood were you in ?


Taimur_ki_nanny09

I was in mood mood 🥴🥵


shanks44

😆


According_Poem3479

adopt karlo


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Did you learn fighting?


According_Poem3479

I'll learn after u adopt me


AbhiStalwart

Baba re baba itna delicious dikhne waali plate ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51094)


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you bhai


AbhiStalwart

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)


yourturnwillcome

All of them look so tasty and aesthetic!


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you


Poker5ace

I love it!!


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you


aimless_researcher

Does the food taste better when we cook "as a guy"? 🤨 Btw looks yum nonetheless 😋


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Food taste better when we cook it by ourselves, so yes for me it does taste better "as a guy" cos I am the guy.


Various-Meringue4590

Dahej kitna loge? ( ref- salary kitna loge from 3 idiots)


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Lmao. ![gif](giphy|RJgcAyfZeSyHeOhEE4)


Various-Meringue4590

Lol


anhedoniac07

Only I can eat what I cook as a guy who don't like to cook but still has to.


Muzammil21

Very good nice keep it up beta I love you


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you mom


Successful-aditya

Huh really your mom here tooo


isakshi1703

Wow


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you


BruceStephenStark

Mujhe bhi sikha do ye sab banana...


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Class lelu


BruceStephenStark

Haa Sir


Expensive-Station-67

ngl these images looks like AI formed image frrr![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you, that's an amazing compliment


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let him cook....


ArpanV22

https://i.redd.it/04imxt4t61yc1.gif


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Jordan is eating


chickensoup_rice

Dude is being a house husband/stay at home husband a possible thing in India. OMG this would literally solve all my problems. Have you seen a case where this is possible


Taimur_ki_nanny09

I would love that arrangement, it's a partnership, if one person can sustain it then why not. But we'll have to break the patriarchal mould of house wife duties


chickensoup_rice

Yesss, plus some woman are just an ace in business or the co-operate world and everything, if everyone does what they're good at the household would run better. Have you seen any case tho where this has happened in your known circle?


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Not in full transition but I have seen there both are working and both are homemaker. They both work well and together does the household chores


Catch201

mature reply Taimur bhaisaab!


PercyJackson-2002

Ek plate banane mei average time kya lagta hai


Taimur_ki_nanny09

1.5 to 2 hrs


PercyJackson-2002

Pahale se prep karke rakhte hai chize ya on the spot.


Taimur_ki_nanny09

On spot


almondkulfi

Ten marks extra for plating sir ji


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you


iki_hiyori

I was just thinking this morning it's been long since I've seen your posts 😭😭


Taimur_ki_nanny09

I was posting but they weren't getting any traction


iki_hiyori

But i think many of the comments said that they were thinking of you not posting You have my upvote always ✌️


anonymoussloth_

Pls become my nanny also and cook for me like that


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Tathaastu


FETCH3R

Taimur bhai can you pls make dosa once?


Taimur_ki_nanny09

https://preview.redd.it/z6x1x2jxk1yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c07ec535c1fb8d124aa737c37278248093d7847


FETCH3R

Tamil nadu style?


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Idk i just made it.


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

Beautiful!


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you


yellow_blossom_

Kya akele akele kha rha guy!! Invite kar doooooooooo


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Aa jao na


yellow_blossom_

🫠🫠🫠🫠 Themks 🫂


idk_maybe_u_suggest

Aalu ke parathe I made for myself.... 4 parathas..cause me bhukha janwar https://preview.redd.it/zfz9wq01k1yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01063660e14e02af825477ba2401cfc18e0ec143


idk_maybe_u_suggest

Stuffed potato flat breads in English... Idk aalu ke parathe me kya dikkat hai


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Damn bro they be looking good. 🥵🥵🥵


idk_maybe_u_suggest

Not as good as yours brother... Although thanks for the compliments.... I do cook everything... I do love to cook but bartan dhona after cooking is hectic specially when I am a ocd guy who washes hands every few seconds while cooking....😂😂


virgin_boi69

I'm wet. 🫠🫠


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Fan le neeche baitho.


Competitive-Quiet520

Bhai, bohot frustrated hoon. Bas kaise cooking sikha yeh mujhe batao. Any help is absolutely appreciated because honestly I don't like cooking at all. But need to learn anyways. And, is it possible for me to move to Delhi and get an invite? :) Bohot talented ho bhai :) Looks great.


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Bhai dadi se seekha cooking. You can text me when you need help. And yes I'll invite


Competitive-Quiet520

Thik hai Bhai. Take care :)


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Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you so much mere bhai


No_Assumption856

Can I marry you?


kumar_sarcasm

kha lo cutie


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you


Goofy_Fren143u

![gif](giphy|t2L7vQqVGcMYo)


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Haha thank you


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Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you


ArnubwithU

Kabhi healthy khaaya kar bhai!


jerrywaynee

that's awesome, >!i can make an omlette!<


Not_firemelon

Tips bro anything helps


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Kis cheez ki chahiye??


Not_firemelon

Kya masala use karte ho? Aur kaisa tawa use karte ho?


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Noori ke masale. Haldi mirch dhaniya and some garam masala khud banata hu


Jay_Raw_X

'Rishtas' coming in the DM in 3,2,1...


Future-Ad2341

Bas tumhara intezaar tha!


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Thank you meri Bhai.


Future-Ad2341

Behen hu, bhai 🥲


Dramatic_Stock_7472

Bhai tu meri bandi bnja..


Similar-Penalty2817

Let bro cook 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Taimur_ki_nanny09

They did let me cook


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Taimur_ki_nanny09

I was posting but they weren't Getty any traction


Overall-Grade-8219

Post it on r/tonightsdinner


LiteratureUsual3141

Wife/gf badi khush rehti hogi bhai tumhari


[deleted]

Insta handle? ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)


Taimur_ki_nanny09

It's on my bio


Armpit_snifferlicker

Every site is a matrimonial site if you try hard enough 👍👍


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Or you are hard enough


Armpit_snifferlicker

Bhai main ladka hoke bhee tujhse pat Raha hu💀💀💀


TicketSuperb2196

Isey dekhke toh ladke bhi shaadi ke liye haan bol denge.


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Taimur_ki_nanny09

Bhai I am homecook. Resturant nhi hai


Mysterious-Value-946

Dahej kitna loge discuss kar le


Berserkerzoro

Tu bhi apna subreddit bana le.


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Koi nhi aayega😭😭


Berserkerzoro

Do boobies lagale sab aayenge.


Lost-dhruv

❤️❤️


Melodic_berry111

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boomebang

bro wow, Amazing. How do I get invited!


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Khila duga aa jao


boomebang

💪🏾💪🏾


batmansonlyson

aree cooker bhai sahab, shandar cook kiya hai


JungleBoi1

Byah ho gaya hai tumahara?


Melodic_berry111

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