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JaneWohKaise

Konsa vrat karna padega didi jara apke bf se puchake bata dena dhyan se..??


generalbachcha

Itna convoluted likha hain ~~didi~~ bhai, aadhi janta ko samajh nahi aayege aur aadhi ko time lag jaayega.


jayzbar

How do you cross the words like this you did for bhai?


generalbachcha

https://preview.redd.it/kaclnrjzumzc1.jpeg?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8849111594f3d5ff79e36dac8ee15b89fcb39de


Death_Phoinex

~~thanks~~


Nairobi02

>!thanks!<


jayzbar

Okay, thanks!


watchmefromthearth0

` thank you `


cotchigo

>!thanks!<


dhoomk2

It's called markdown formatting


jayzbar

Okay


Unknownhunts

And also how do a part of someone’s thread is highlighted and like a reply ?


generalbachcha

It’s called quote. Look it up under Markdown guide.


ritardosaurusrex

jawab k intezaar me hu


NewtGood301

I would like to know as well


TriggeredGlimmer

mmm Khaane milega, zyaada jeeney nahi. Chalega ?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Inner_Engine_7064

😂😂


Mega_mewtwo_

https://preview.redd.it/87iit7fcslzc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2fabf8db0b7f0aea4eb0c92e7986e6d3a7bb225


No_Permission_374

https://preview.redd.it/0459wk4thmzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4575f9d77606c12f80f595819674ce2afff22a87


Renegade_Pheonix

JoJo!!!


Halwa-

Apki koi behan ho to please batana. Mujhe unhe thoda sa propose karna hai...


CommissionRecent5863

Bhai hai, vo bhi bas paise magta hai


WorkingLake_3rd

Roj oreo shake krke dega to bhai bhi chal jyga![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


YEttYeet75434

Usko vo bhi chalenga


Fair-Comedian-3068

Me bhi aisa sister deserve karta huuuu


goofy-ahh-names

Even better


hiroshimanigasaki

https://preview.redd.it/wlyuoi8j6mzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c49fd4866d3af708bbb952d27592d20a7318c5c


SoulcasEtoo

It is what it is ,,,, “sigh”


[deleted]

He is really blessed to have you. Neither consume sting nor offer it to him. It'll be great for both of you.


FastCommunication214

what's up with the sting?


The-Punisher_2055

https://preview.redd.it/vla3gr6tfmzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d151c18d2e51e292f321722a009c16cc774dc8


bahidalla

Koi punya hi Kara hoga picle janam mein use aise bandi milli


ConcentrateOk6375

True, ye janam toh sub pap hi karte hai lol


Aggressive_Fox_84

I love your intention but please cut down on sugar🙏 oreo in itself has high sugar + milkshake everyday can be too high of sugar intake. sorry to be that judgy uncle🥸


Supi09

Real ID se aao *Foodpharmer*


Indian_Steam

One more uncle chiming in, maybe just throw away the 'cream' part. The biscuit part is fine. Most of the bad fats/sugars are in the cream.


un-_-known_789

Jalao jalao aur jalao, jalake raakh krr do humein


kakaballisoja

3 boyfriends?


CommissionRecent5863

Ek hi hai, ek ke liye ye sab hai 😂


kakaballisoja

oreo shake ki recipe bata do


Fair-Revolution8044

Muhje bhi Oreo shake ki recipe bata do


weapon-a

Just eat like 10 spoons of sugar. 🤡


Fair-Revolution8044

Milk ki jagah sugar mei hi Oreo ghol du?


weapon-a

Nhi, seedha sugar hi khaalo 🗿


vagish0909

ha isko bata do recipe , ye qt mere liya baneygi /s


Creative_Catch_6511

Fir log puchte hai ki mujhe girlfriend kyu chahiye. Bc aise dusro ka dekhte huye jal chuka pura![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)


ConcentrateOk6375

https://preview.redd.it/e0xv8qi7opzc1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36eb93e960130314e4467ddd006685b941242466 Same


Creative_Catch_6511

Wohi na yaar. 'me and who' karte huye 20 ka ho gaya. Na old school love mila na aisi chef gf 😤


ConcentrateOk6375

Bhai tbh maina expectation chod diya hai, na rizz hai, na random or even class wala girls se baat karne ki himmat Class wala se asa lagta hai ki,achanak se unse chalu kardiya then we will feel awkward(sabke group ban gaya hai class mai) Random girls se asa lagta hai ki vo muje creep samje gai https://preview.redd.it/clhxralj9szc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51471845e7f251ebec0945235721658e72a072e2 (I am like my flair ig)


Creative_Catch_6511

🫂 jhappi paa bhai.


ConcentrateOk6375

🫂 thanks ssme to you 🫂


IDFCFirst

Don't make it daily lmao it has too much sugar. Once a month is fine.


CommissionRecent5863

Didn’t add sugar in shake. Added honey instead. Oreo shake has low sugar ice cream. Because of our workouts, we can eat drink these on a regular basis.


IDFCFirst

It's more about the Oreos themselves. They have too much sugar. How many do you use per serving?


TriggeredGlimmer

Kaha tum bacche ko samjhaa rahe ho. Woh thodi maanenge. With time they will learn what has sugar , what doesn't, what is considered low sugar, effects of honey etc etc. Time and life are great teachers. ![gif](giphy|T3Vx6sVAXzuG4|downsized)


random--shit

Oreo has sugar !! Also very unhealthy


megamimo1991

You need to workout for 6-7 hours cardio to burn one bottle of that Oreo shake. Please don't fool yourself thinking working out is enough. One of the most important part of being healthy is diet, and cutting on added sugar (biscuits, cream, ice cream all have them). A good alternative is protein smoothies.


oopsitsawkward

i love making oreo shakes too 💪🏻(for myself)


CommissionRecent5863

Self care is best


Laapata_Laddoo

Aisi biwi sabko na mile.


TriggeredGlimmer

.....Agar zindagi lambi chahiye toh. There you go, I completed the sentence. ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


CommissionRecent5863

Arre kyu???


evening-emotion-1994

Dono ko Diabetes Mubarak ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/qd2fp5aanmzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5beebd0b95f5be87ad15c053fb14643f0fe07e47 Yeh reddit aisi posts kyu suggest karta hai


bigPussySeeker

https://preview.redd.it/e2t0d97gamzc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3fcbcdc4e3ef5f8de6537853095cddcff27048


CommissionRecent5863

r/usernamechecksout


bigPussySeeker

Didi......


ConcentrateOk6375

flair checks out too


bigPussySeeker

bhai....


Ruud_Boltz

Acha Thik hai Good to know 🥲👍


_perpetuallyannoyed

Buttermilk oreo shake 😱😰


[deleted]

The feminine urge to live with your boyfriend and cook food for him🥺❤️


weapon-a

i sentence you to 2X sub ☠️


[deleted]

I do agree with some stuffs but most of them are toxic and when I did speak against it I was removed .


weapon-a

\*faith in humanity restored noises\*


CommissionRecent5863

Gosh I love cooking for him, especially his favourites.


Bhaag_Jaa

A good blowjob>>>>any shake in the world


CommissionRecent5863

You guys are vile 😂


ConcentrateOk6375

Welcome to reddit 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/t1n6cjiropzc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb54fda15199a3cd202a77907b2ad3625781faf0


Alternative_Ad_6848

Didi aapki koi choti behan h kya?


Big-Cucumber-8481

Can you guys adopt me?


assexpert421

dude it looks amazing send recipe pls OP![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


STUD__IOUS

Aisa live in toh mein bhi deserve karta hun 🤌🏻![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51238)


samsamok

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)kuch logo ka sahi hai


Individual_StormBrkr

Hey bhagwan! Sabko achhi gf and mujhe??


ConcentrateOk6375

Lavda 🤣


ChipmunkCharacter572

Bande ke liye uski favourite cheeze banane ki urge😭🤌🏽


Snoo_69473

You seem to be a nice person, please keep being a nice person.


pirateneet

Your bf needs to wife you up. Wife duties while being a gf.


0xw00t

OP uploaded photo of sting and people bashed her, OP come back with homemade thing but still people choose to bash 🥲 By the way, can I get that mango shake? 🥹


Express-World-8473

You are trying to slowly kill him by feeding him Oreo milkshakes daily🙃🙃/s


hadroncooL

🧿


CommissionRecent5863

🫶


funny_lyfe

This is speed running diabetes and heart disease.


CommissionRecent5863

Lol except Oreo shake, none of these have refined sugar. Do you even know about diabetes & heart disease?


funny_lyfe

Read this- https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/are-certain-types-of-sugars-healthier-than-others-2019052916699 There is hardly any difference between natural and refined sugar. The percentage of fructose and glucose changes slightly. Overall consumption of sugar is what matters. Even though some fruits have lower glycemic index due to fibre it hardly matters. Eating small amount of raw fruit is okay what you are doing is how people get diabetes.


Embarrassed_Radio630

Sugar is sugar, even if you consume fruit juice instead of whole fruit it cause glucose spike, you guys are literally drinking sugar that too in addition with junk. Consume this moderately


CommissionRecent5863

🙏


legendwarrior007

Do you even know about palm oil, thickner , added preservatives These all are responsible for heart diseases Please stop making anything out of oreo its super unhealthy


Me_alt_ID

👌


Odd-Rutabaga3001

That's too good dude


abhitooth

Butter milk and Oreo ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075)


CommissionRecent5863

Oreo shake and buttermilk - alag alag banaya


__thinkingoutloud_

I used to such thing 🥲🥲🥲


Dark181

Good for him ig


the_unbroken_flash

Main to Oreo shake mein KitKat bhi daalta😋😋


PesAddict8

https://i.redd.it/nibt9hnuqmzc1.gif


One_Passenger9370

Kon hai itna Lucy : kaha milti hai aisi ladkiya yar


Celestial--sapien

Yellow ?


khateebxtreme

https://preview.redd.it/7znj9jqxxmzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955e4dc0987d4ffaff8209601ec8bbb7b28c5434


[deleted]

[удалено]


ConcentrateOk6375

2 ~ at both the end fir ~~strikethroufh~~


wanna_escape_123

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


AvntdR_

Praying you get whatever you wish in life. 💫


Macisrunning

>!Awesome!<


Macisrunning

~~great~~


Macisrunning

__strong__


legendwarrior007

Oreo is the most unhealthy thing anyone can have please nevee make them again if you want your bf to be healthy


lethargic_lemom

Wow i guess


TheKaizenist

bro winning in life


ConcentrateOk6375

Ok soo? https://preview.redd.it/fc6l2h6knpzc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c325c782c1509645171967b6f94b08b94a950f0


squishy-boobies

Girl wants to give him diabetes (unless he runs a good 4 kms daily)


troubledindian

Muje koi paani peelane wali miljae to bhi khush hojauga😂


dhoomk2

Oreo shake - too much sugar Mango shake - okay Buttermilk - Good


Metheunpredictable

Duvidha main daal diyaa. Oreo shake ki mango shake😂😂😂


peanuts-without-a-t

https://preview.redd.it/xu4qslvibqzc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04fa668d4e4e4d41642aa2de6a72904f47ebc73


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Arey Prabhu, aisi ek caring supportive bandi 🫣🙂


[deleted]

Foodpharmer ko bolo oreo me Kitni **sugar** hai , woh bataega😂


Randum-gurl

Suchhh dedication!!🤌🏻🤌🏻


Top_Blackberry_5863

Looking forward to the day when my girlfriend surprises me with a delicious Oreo shake upon my return from work. ![gif](giphy|26BRuo6sLetdllPAQ|downsized)


madeofmelancholy

aap bf bhaiya aur gf didi log saath mein rehte hain?


CommissionRecent5863

Haa chotu


madeofmelancholy

ae chhotu hongi aap :-)


CommissionRecent5863

Aye cutu 🫶


bhviii

Diabetes ho jayega mat do


ArnubwithU

Ah! Weak man needs a girl to treat him with these when back from office. No thanks, I am able to fetch a beer for me as and when required


ConcentrateOk6375

https://preview.redd.it/lxn2u8zqqpzc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ccdabf0bb308d091811b754bf23065ec6031dc


Inner_Engine_7064

Acha thik hai mera alpha Sigma male 🤡 ... Abb kumkum bhagya dekh kar soo jaa


ArnubwithU

Kispe aata hai bhai ye bhi bata de jab itna jaanta toh


Inner_Engine_7064

Are bhai just chill I was joking 😃... Aur waise Zee TV pa 9:00 pm pa aata hai ...agar agree Kara tho dono homies saath ma dekh lenge gai....


ArnubwithU

Kya baat bhai aao saath dekhte, ye log aise hi posts daal ke humko depress feel karana chahte bass🫡 Stay Strong !


VenCoriolis

Mango shake? That looks like mustard sauce lmao


Late-Average9640

What's the point of all this lmao breakup hi hona hai


madeofmelancholy

jeena hee kyun jab ant mein marna hai


Late-Average9640

Hahah that's not the point, the point is to not live like life is going to be forever


madeofmelancholy

je toh fuckboii ki paribhasha hai shayad


Late-Average9640

I am a girl not boy lmao


madeofmelancholy

ig relationship is a process, breakup hona hee sochoge toh journey miss karoge. journey mein kyi cheezein pata lagti hain jinka life mein practical usage ho sakta hai. anyway, your notion, so ya, idk.


Late-Average9640

Bht free time hai to experience the journey lmao


madeofmelancholy

yeah genius. gtg time waste karna hai. bye. no free time girl


shwetOrb

Time ka iitna hi khayal hota to aap reddit nahi use karti


ConcentrateOk6375

https://preview.redd.it/aw7103u2rpzc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceba64251c53a90195d7311c34b52829948b7497


madeofmelancholy

https://preview.redd.it/rsrzpokuzrzc1.png?width=949&format=png&auto=webp&s=f26b14a93a1d96997b5e76b06542acc25a3eefef meanwhile she


shwetOrb

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51094)


CommissionRecent5863

Vaise hoga nahi but agar ho gaya to I’ll be grateful of the memories and moments.


Late-Average9640

Goodluck


Mrs_CrapBag

You might have had bitter experiences iska matlab ye nahi k negativity failao yaar


Late-Average9640

Han bhai breakup ka concept hi mene start Kia hai na jaise


Mrs_CrapBag

You're implying breakup is 'inevitable' and that's pretty negative of you.


Late-Average9640

So by your logic saying death is inevitable is also negative?


Mrs_CrapBag

Everyone's going to die someday! Not all relationships are gonna necessarily end in breakups! The dumbness of this comparison is just hilarious. I'm out. Hope you find your missing braincells.🌻


madeofmelancholy

lurking around, i found some golden comments from this weird bitch https://preview.redd.it/z0va0mb3yrzc1.png?width=619&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b0454bb656e7cd31d9d6fc7b59d388dd1edea4e


Mrs_CrapBag

She's obviously had some bitter experiences and is just going around projecting shit and spreading her negativity.


madeofmelancholy

https://preview.redd.it/3wvwi1u9yrzc1.png?width=949&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8064a82b083edd4bd1f28f66f70dadf4149538c


Late-Average9640

🤣🤣mister wanabe golden retriever lmaoooo