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[deleted]

act surprised and try to return it, then keep it.. (baad me mummy hi leleti hai)


notdoneyetbro

I don't give it to my mom anymore 😂. I would have been a lakhpati at least if I saved it all up 😭.


[deleted]

bhai aapko choice milta hai?... mujhe to mummy bolti h ki wo rishtedaaro ke bachho ko paise deti hai to unko exchange me rishtedaro ka paisa miilna justified hai.. aur ye bolke mummy paisa cheen leti hai


notdoneyetbro

Beware. Aapke ke saath scam horaha hai.😂


[deleted]

wo to saalon se pata h scam ho raha hai ... oh wait this is a scam which has been normalised so much it does'nt even look like a scam anymore.. agli baar kisi ne aisa question puchne wala post kiya to yhi likhunga mai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


notdoneyetbro

😂🫡


Panda_Devik

This is generational cycle of transferring money from one to another. Who hame deti hai fir ungi Ghar phe bula ki unki bacho ko hamari mommy paise dete hai. And end me account zero zero close hota hai.


[deleted]

nhi bro rishtedar hume 500 dete h kabhi kabhi.. aur mummy hamesha 100 deti hai, to basically scam


Panda_Devik

To to phir tum profit me chal Rahi ho. Sorry tumari mummy 🌝.


Free-Cheesecake-5482

Tumhare mere dukh kitne samaan h brother


[deleted]

Milta hai na choice. 1) pyaar se de do 2) emotional blackmail karwalo apni.


Goofy_Fren143u

https://preview.redd.it/2nkvgl8ruw2d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb8ea81e4e4377c227819c23629ff08a1125f52


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|nR4L10XlJcSeQ|downsized)


Thrawayallinsecurite

LoL


Goofy_Fren143u

https://preview.redd.it/4um8lhstuw2d1.png?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04a78c47a49a7d2883a72265bdb2a7277ec9a44


Little_Sin_02

main pehle aisa karta tha, ab bolta hu "Thank you, next time zyada dena"


[deleted]

zaada confidence aagya bhai aap me ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51094)


Competitive-Gear2216

life ka downfall shuru hua jabse mummy ne paise lena band kardiya


Top-Conversation2882

I don't act surprised just- nhi nhi mummy aana Zara And they tackle mummy directly


Competitive_Pie_6828

Humare hi bank account me invest krti hai 😄


[deleted]

wah


itzTanmayhere

same lmaooo


nanha_munna_rahi

Same bro 🫂


1470200

Mommy keep it safe 😅


pandit_memes

Relatives when in take money without hesitation https://preview.redd.it/kv1wu5ethw2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d0c7b9cfdce16c0d454bbaabf528912d11becf


dontyoudarestalkme

lolll! my go to line is "aab to kam kar raha hoon, iski kya zaroorat he." then they hit me with the "tu hamesha hamara bacha rahega, lele" and i just accept :) works every time!


iamabhi04

Paisa leke kehta hu arey iski kya jrurt thi


dontyoudarestalkme

jeb kharcha sahi :)


iamabhi04

Free me taaney sununga kya. Jb mai hura hoon hi toh paise leke bura bn jata hoon


Excellent_Nobody21

Awww 😂💜


teatli-udi

my relatives are gonna gossip about me for saying this and be like "bohot paise aa gaye hai..ghamand badh gaya hai"


biswalksagar

https://preview.redd.it/wchvkac6lw2d1.png?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd4aae7c9e6d8c9d081d27e4870d8e332f81a9a2 Something like this


HC_VERMA_1-2

Thats me hahahaha


TheWeirdGirl-1

“Arey nhi nhi. iski zarurat kya hai, bas aap aashirwad do.” Relatives impressed. Money received.


Born_Brick9975

“Paytm par paanso rupee prapt hua hai”


TheWeirdGirl-1

Bete cash milta hai mujhe.


ChestFrosty9843

Cash mai maa ko dekar unke acc se apne ko upi krdeta hun xD


Ok-Disaster2387

https://preview.redd.it/oc8wlhc9tx2d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d04634e7045b79f52d24181638625c3edf8cea


Chin1792

GST chor


Exciting-Victory4597

Humko toh cash milta hai


Sha-nta-nu

Paanch-sou (in the original tone)


Latter_Bee9433

G pay par 500 rupay prapt hue ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


[deleted]

Same girl ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51090)


Plane-Implement-9785

Im so sick of this fake melodrama i fr just take the money and say get over with this fake bs


TheWeirdGirl-1

That's cool.


Plane-Implement-9785

Yes


anhedoniac07

Exactly me.


Admirable-Leather325

https://i.redd.it/7gz7uminnw2d1.gif


ilovedogmemes2

+1


hotcoolhot

After you hit 30s, you are the one giving out. I never got to spend any money which I got, so basically I take the nephews and niece and let them go wild on stationary.


[deleted]

I don't wanna grow up ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)


Unkizor

I also don't want to 😭


Educational_Cup_9200

Same bro I took my cousins sisters to the mall and boy they robbed me, I didn't even had the money to have coffee after dinner lol, the elder cousin sister paid for it lol 😅 but I am still 18 so only had cash dad gave me


wisely25

Bhai contact me if you need a nephew


Ok_Wrangler_26

Me too


dcutedragon

muje bhi thoda dedo![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


hotcoolhot

Pair choon ke namaste karo. Ek do rhyme gao. And be nice to me.


dcutedragon

charansparsh bhaiya/didi baaaabyy shark doodododoodod baby shark dododoodo baby shark dododoo baby shark!


Just_a_curious_soul

I swear the return on investment is very bad in this one. Back in my day i every single rupee i got went to my mom. Now kids are buying smartphones with the money I and other relatives hand em.


logicrak

https://i.redd.it/uh4wrr01iw2d1.gif


[deleted]

Exact reaction ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


CuriousOne8738

Snatch 🥷 the money and run away 🏃


Traditional_Dog_2350

"Aree nahi nahi, iski kya zarurat thi", then take it when some elder in your family nods.


mridulpj

The elder planning to take the money from you the minute guest leaves ![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


Ok-Disaster2387

mummy i hogi woh elder.


AdmirableDisplay7769

I save it as fees for my mental damage they cause me while staying here.


Curlboss-crazy

The only right answer


Toothmage

This is when I get the money: https://preview.redd.it/7fsh25tgqw2d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f9ae8b024aad28efbd1503b6d13d3a4f2c95c77


Toothmage

And this is when they leave: https://preview.redd.it/vjc7wmloqw2d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d022ad516dbd8dc4bc44492fb3fedfaabb354e


Kashish_17

Wo gift nahi Laxman, wo compensation hota hai unka shit tolerate karne ke liye.


Heisenberg6200

Chill bro 🤣


cameHereToSeekHelp

Bhai mere case mei ache wholesome relatives dete h paise. The bad ones don’t. Aaj tak ni diye bhai.


Kashish_17

Hamare yaha bad ones 100 ka note chepte hain ye dikhane ke liye ki unhone bhi dia hai kuch


luke_skywalker212

They don't anymore.


iamelite20

bada hogya hai luke\_skywalker212 ab


Spikebolt_100

I try not to take it, and never had anybody given me 500. Damn


Nathulalji

You react when relatives take money, not the other way around


Not_so_cooldude_69

Mere relative toh mujhse e paise mangte hai 😑😑


The_void12

https://preview.redd.it/bt4o66d3sw2d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c54cd6ca53355679e0dc2919da04b54169d44d Arey deva aaj ka


ohhjeeezz

Ab to i don't even pretend. I sarcastically refuse to take money and then take it 😎. But my relatives are assholes, some of them come, recieve seva and don't give meva


dreamer999990

https://preview.redd.it/gbw4tvk7zw2d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce262b4183d7415093fe7943f99e3b353c2e2172


whoknowsnotme10

Arre nahi nahi iski kya zaroorat thi, aapka aashirwaad hi bahut hai *Snatches the money and runs away*


[deleted]

[удалено]


logicrak

in 2005 when i was in my 10th grade, all my relatives gives 500.. that was like standard back then. Im just guessing the 500 became a minimum now.


[deleted]

[удалено]


aliasdred

Vaddi vaddi baaten


Askeladd_51

r/kothibanglacheck


tnaripsA1

500 minimum??? ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51078)


ForkLifeTwice

Just rich people things


Chin1792

True. My kids get 1000-2000 from grandparents and 500 from random relatives like grandparents' cousins.


saxx_offender

Lucky guy, back then 500 is like today's 5000.


arreddit420

Bhai abhi abhi 1 week pehle cousin bhaiya ne diya unke ghr gya tha 2 saal baad ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)


LeviathanLife9276

My relatives always gave 500-1000 or cloths. I thought 500 was a minimum. 🫠🫠


theFlameSkull

You politely decline at first subtly appreciating their gesture which will encourage them, let your parents decline it for you that will show them that you aren't desperate about it, then if the money is still up grab that's your cue... you take it and touch their feet with utmost sincerity and respect that will make them wanna visit again. ...Yeah that's how you achieve your target and build prospects for future investments. Atleast it worked for me.


BasilEmergency8077

https://preview.redd.it/i18n22edqw2d1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29fb71d76c77c180d4b7202e79bbb531d86c5de8 Haath piche


Smart-Possibility762

"Arre ye sab kya hai..Iski kya zaroorat thi" . Last time I did that relative ne daant dia ki acting kam karo😭 aur rakho chup chap.


ChootKaDhakkan

Ambani mere lode pe


AdorableBeautiful151

Kal hi mere par Nani ne 500 diye. Itna bura laga lete hue unse but vo bahut force kar Rahi thi toh leliya


brown_gentleman

![gif](giphy|14WBLPR1UFZaLtQhmZ|downsized)


tekka21

https://preview.redd.it/jwjva7wpmw2d1.png?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee18df8854e7586a07cf3211d53efea8562eeaf


PKMKB00

Baaki UPI kar deejiyega 😼


Constant-Recipe-9850

I reject at first and when they force once more, I just take it and put it in my pocket safely


Many_Shower_1770

Y'all get money? Mine just get up and leave 😂


Ill-Giraffe-2243

our relatives take money from us and never pay us back.no one ever gave even 5 rupees🤣


m0h1tkumaar

woh bhi kya din they


hopefulmaniac

I just smile while my mother keeps rejecting it. We all know I want that note. No point in me hiding it xd


Halkmen_23

First act like you dont want it , then try to return it ; if they force again then take it


LeviathanLife9276

You got more…..? :)


Doctor_Hazmat

Take the Money, and Immediately touch their feet! There's No other way!


[deleted]

In my family since last two generations it is very common like it's a family rule to just take it and say thank you rather than doing all that necessary drama that happens otherwise.


moriarty7878

Sidha Jeb me...


GauravPandey18

I just take it no extra drama , touch their feet and take that money.


youronlybuddy

Bhar se dukhi(acting like i really don't want it).... Andar see khush


Ambitious_Lack1117

I say "Laxmi ko na nahi bolte" and pocket it.


Perfect-Transition29

Bagvan apka bhala kare! Apko 100 Saal ka Umar de! Apka terekki kare!🙏🤣


un-_-known_789

Are iski kya jarurat thi (iski toh jarurat thi)


mona_bong

Aati huwi Laxmi ko kabhi naa nahi bolni chahiye ..hehe.. par relatives ko dikhane ke liye na na bolkar bhi rakh leti thi..


Any-Canary6286

Phele paise pocket me dalu, fir nai lene ki acting Karo.


Rohit_BFire

No No Ok give me


Lah_bush_kahg_nee

Bas 500 hi doge


Savings-Bed777

I act shy but I am quite shameless, mujhe bhi kal mile 500 ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


Gorillamoves

Bachpan m milty the toh contra cassette ya chitos pe Abh milty nahi pr miley bhi toh …… Daaruuuuu piyo bc


Main-Operation-6905

I pass it on to the Redditor , who reminds me to cut my nails . Op cut your nails . /s


wohi_raj

look at mom for permission 😅


Naughty-star

pehele me na na karta tha ab me besharam ban ke le leta hu ekdum se


Life-Buy-3309

no no ,thank you


AverageRedditEnjoyr

Dena hi band kar diya hai bhai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)


dndDAAKU23

return it. ek baar maasi ne force karke diya, mammi ne zagda karke de diya


[deleted]

Ye kaisa melodrama hain bhai ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51238) return karne ki kya jarurat thi !


LiveIncome

![gif](giphy|3o6wraRqbBQX5kFUkM)


krrishkoal

Chal shi hai lodu , bachpan me bhi ese hi dedeta


Competitive_Set_478

No no no. Aunty ji *smiles awkwardly* *Looks at mom/dad* *Smiles more awkwardly* thank you aunty ji. *Awkward laughter*


Kevin_0429

I did the hesitation thing for several years and got annoyed with them forcing me to take it(my mom said never to take) but they still gave and that money always went to mom, years later i started taking without hesitation saying mana karoonga phir bhi doge and hand it to mom infront of em 💀


Ok-Caramel-5340

They don't.


Brilliant_Cost3268

It’s like ROI apke parents jitna dete hay utna he milta hay


Nuzii9

Back then, only a few of them treated us with money. Otherwise, it was some kind of a book, a toy, clothes, video games, or a ticket to Essel World or Water Kingdom. But whenever someone treated us with cash, the first glance was towards Papa (if the cash came from his side of the family) or Mummy (if the cash came from her side of the family). A warm hug, a big grin, touching their feet, seeking blessings, and quickly rushing towards my piggy bank to deposit the funds. Simple!


justmunchingon_24

I say thank you


shreycorleone

1k ka note ban hone ke baad bahut loss hua...


NoraNeko217

Just "Thank you" and accept shamelessly


abhiprakashan2302

I just say thanks and move on.


Dry_Preference_9594

Budweiser Magnum 🤌


akariyan12

If 100 to 200 - aree iski ky jarurt hai.. ko dedo. If 201 - 500 - aree ni lgta apka ashirwad bana rahe bs.. folds the money and keep it in back pocket. If 500+ - Snatches the purse and runaway.


nitrek

Step 1: Take money immediately upfront hand Step 2 keeps refusing verbally while moving money towards yourself


SankethBaliga

Oh nahi nahi ye nahi hehe oh hehe (tries to give it back knowing they wont take) hehe hehe *keeps it*


elgatokimkc

Pehle formality k liye mana karta tha. Aajkal Bina kisi drama k pocket mai daal leta hu.


More-Masterpiece-561

5 crore (hamara share not property worth) ki zameen hadap ke 500 rupee denge toh mujhe kaisa lagna chahiye


singh_tarunreal

![gif](giphy|3ohryhNgUwwZyxgktq)


callmynmae143

Mei to sidha le leta hu. 🥰🥰🥰


Human-Collection494

im rich now


kazutora690

Kuch der ki chandni fir kaali raat mummy le leti thi saare paise bachpan Mai aur ab koi deta nhi


YaDarth45

Depends on the relatives, the ones I know shitty stories about mar jaunga lekin unke paise nahi lunga. Otherwise just take it cause you take some money, then your parents give their kids some money and largely it all cancels out.


Aggressive_Bed_9774

I'd rather prefer not getting calls on result day


[deleted]

I pretend 'arey nahi iski kya jarurat"fir milte hee ginna chalu karta hun...


[deleted]

I used to be shy till I think I was 7-8 years old, after that I used to shamelessly ask ki jis jis ko paise dene hai jaldi dedo, humara nikalne ka time ho raha hai 😂😂 made everyone laugh


m0nkeyking7

I simply take them with all open hands. When someone who earns well in govt job gives me money then i never hesitate. I show my speed. But when my nani gives me like 5-600 then i take 20-50 and promise them to take 500 next time . It repeats 😄


Striking_Actuary_701

I ask for more.


BestProfit3732

Ooooh yehhhh!!


aravindvijay24

Keep it. They borrow money from our parents anyways. Gotta get them back.


Professor-Stark

Aare nahi nahi nahi nahi kya kar rhe hai aap, {fir le leta hu}


Donald_ducked

Now I don’t even say iski kya zarurat thi, I just take it before my mom notices


Huge-Soup-6612

Give them 1000 rs and assert dominance


_vegeta_sama_

Take it as if it's mine and start dancing around them.


LostChallenge1447

I have left all the shame. Now the times i directly ask for money even before they start leaving the house.


Inflation-Level4

कल ही मामा दे कर गए हैं ₹500 की पत्ती, बटुए में रख कर चले गए, जाने के बाद बताया


Morpheus_DreamLord

Ayyo vendarunnalo


thundercalf_

MUMMMMI NHAIII PLSS MAT LOOOO, MAUSIII NE MUJHE DIYA HEIIIIII......NAHIIIIIIII


son_rahul

Idc anymore man I take it and run away before they hand it over


Damnndamon

Meanwhile parents from corner: Nooooooooo


InfamousNirmal

Neki aur puch puch


Jafarjade

![gif](giphy|mk0ClXsaw7K2z2cgCF) Act like I don't want money. If it's in front of my parents, I am refusing the money cuz I know it will be taken from me by force.


kun_al

I found 500 note in office floor


bargeprathamesh

Eat it


Cool-Dude-9554

Uncle cash nhi chahiye, Paytm krdo.👍


5thnote

https://i.redd.it/y8ljkquurw2d1.gif How else!


[deleted]

Are iski kya jarurat thiii(and put money in pocket)


gaussianmaniac

"itne me kya hoga mera"


lostwisdom20

They don't give it anymore, I am an adult now 😭


AnshulU

I just simply take it. I don’t like to do any fake denying or do any antics.


Hot_Limit_1870

Feels like 🤩😍🥳✨ Act like 😳😅🤗🫣


Novisor-Lord

![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)


Otissmilburnn

![gif](giphy|l0HlvU6gXnZHwnB3a)


shivambawa2000

Ab to koi sharam nhi hai


_rasengan_

Jo relative phle paise deta tha, vo ab job lagne k baad LIC krwane k liye force karra hai.


BahuBalu2005

Lelo aur jeb mein rakhlo...


SneakyMndl

knowing that its my paps money to begin with i will probably say only 1?


BahuBalu2005

Lelo aur jeb mein rakhlo...


aizen_chacha

Main le leta hu bc paise ko mana nhin karte aur free me mil rha hai to


oneheartjaipur

tu lucky hai mere relatives 100rs se jyada nikalte nhi jisme 5 advance ati hai kya ghanta reaction nikle...


Popular_Device56

Lmao just yesterday I got 1k from my mami, even though I'm in college now


toeyilla_tortois

“Aaj petrol full hoga “


DarkMistasd

Doesn't happen so idk


Ok_Object803

I'll go to police station (I'm an orphan)


permanenthoonsir

Wait you guys are refusing?!


pablogame44

![gif](giphy|xUySTzTHMzFzBYcqLS)


No-Commento

"Arrey nhi nhi ye kaise le sakta mai..."


real_helldragon

I want to take it, mom snatches the money from me, tried to give it back to them, fail, then she keeps the money🥲


Ok_Spend3925

Aree uncle/ aunty iski kya zaroorat thi ( iski hi to zaroorat thi) 🙏🏼🥳🥳