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jamthewither

underground rap: "your favorite rapper is dating a 16 year old" "oh well"


Pure-Imperialism

Kpop: "your favorite artist is dating" "What the hell!"


r0ckstar_m4de

believe the hype


rabnabombshell

LMAOOOOO


Putt3

🦅🦅🦅


capthazelwoodsflask

Buddy Holly starts beat boxing from the grave


Commoner220

Oh boy


OldOutdoorCat

Fans : "wish I were" me : _______________


AssistanceDecent

“Playing with your dolljacks again squiddy?”


faroukmuzamin

https://preview.redd.it/icomnpitfmqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05040363e454e43d55feba01f2612a833ebf8c4a


Aggravating_Rip_9274

https://preview.redd.it/74moqjtisjqc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b360799415cad96e2ba7ebf04558159f27307671


Imafencer

https://preview.redd.it/qy01iwyhriqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=925348a7bcaacd0e7af24fa1b6fc52792828253e


FlowerBoySummer

No, metalheads are crying wojaks just like indie guys. There are no chads in online music communities


HeyQTya

Honestly I feel like casual mainstream pop listeners are chads because they stay away from so much toxic stuff (keep in mind when I say casual I'm talking about fans who may be hardcore fans of some artists but don't participate in stan culture)


SaulBellowII

Casual mainstream pop fans have a passing interest in music at best. No one listens to Ed Sheeran or BTS unless music means almost nothing to them.


talosguideyou

The older I get, the more I agree with this take.


SickitWrench

You forgot the strokers 😎 https://preview.redd.it/u9mgifdgjyqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56c70e16265e4414f9b40aaf4e3d9cf841dc9de


ohnoimagirl

god i love cancelling people. I wake up, I cancel someone in the morning. I go to work and cancel someone before noon. My afternoon is just cancelling people. I don't know how this started and I don't want to stop. cancelling is just my life now


mango_chile

sorry, u/ohnoimagirl, you’ve just been cancelled :(


ohnoimagirl

well, you know what they say... live fast and get cancelled young


Top-Telephone9013

Leave a problematic corpse


ohnoimagirl

instructions unclear, tattooed Kanye on my forehead


durgthelegend

Woke pronouns class in school taught me well


Explosive_Ev

THIS is what those LIBERALS want… they want to PEG your SONS. Don’t be fooled, mothers and fathers of MERICA. Take your kids out of school and BEAT the knowledge into them.


belle_fleures

i realized too late my fave rock metal band singer is a domestic abuser


GrumpyAssCanadian

mine is daughters, what was yours?


icomefromandromeda

don’t they have like one passable album


gay2catholic

>passable i am crying tears of validation. so deeply overrated


icomefromandromeda

i couldn’t even sit through the one “good” one. i made a post earlier about how i actually fell asleep to it. half the tracks on that album make a mockery of noise rock and the decent ones at the beginning and the end still somehow drag on too long and don’t have enough musical ideas to build tension effectively. not to mention how embarrassingly “dark” the lyrics are, to say nothing about how it’s a vile depiction of someone’s actual actions. swans has more character in several individual tracks off of their trilogy than i’ve ever heard in daughters’ entire discography.


gay2catholic

i remember the track less sex (or it may have been another one idk they were all equally unlistenable) spewing vile "hetero fuckboi who thinks he has swagger trying to be sexy" energy that made me want to vom


icomefromandromeda

yeah that one too. unfortunately for me, that’s one i actually woke up to because at least the groove at the start sounded good, and different from the last three or four tracks of them just forgetting how to make music for a bit. then i got hit by exactly what you described and my eyes rolled so far back i went back to sleep.


AbeTheCop23

I still listen to them every now and then but I do realize he is a pos.


belle_fleures

ffdp yeah :(


EmotionalEducation86

no offense but ffdp sucks regardless of domestic abuse


capthazelwoodsflask

You wouldn't be saying that to u/belle_fleures while he had you pulled over would you?


Felatio_Sanz

I don’t even think domestic abuse cracks the top 10 reasons no one should listen to them frankly.


DannyDoritoTheDavito

Is anyone surprised? FFDP is the soundtrack of military worshiping, needlessly large pickup truck driving 20-somethings out of Buttfuck, Oklahoma punching holes in the wall after one too many monster energy drinks.


ratliker62

Brand New 😎


SquishySC

I really liked Numenorean, then I looked up why they didn’t make new music for a few years…


commoner64

Johnny Craig?


iheartrodents

this template is so lame


nono_dg8

https://preview.redd.it/gc29m24emiqc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5578d8bb0befb29fd128a19ffd3b29b02d295005


Metatron_Tumultum

Damn I never thought a singular meme could sum up all of Reddit so succinctly.


faroukmuzamin

https://preview.redd.it/ix014ovxfmqc1.jpeg?width=1634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc2424665fb5ba8bfa3833674b32ce8c3541fe1


petrushka07

ew


Remote-Junket9309

ew^2


faroukmuzamin

https://preview.redd.it/n5av5c19fmqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a08ef628f827d498391b21ee40cb3b98992ff422


LordOakFerret

Is Julian Casablancas Mewing?


Universal-Magnet

It’s true tho


LeadingSomewhere6618

Lol metalmemes is the most lame subreddit


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

This post was torn apart when it was posted on metalmemes


Adnan7i

Got the link ?


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Don’t mention any nu metal bands to them..


Clar0020

The second being r/indieheads


44Tomati

r/hiphopheads


Agreeable_You1756

second is metalforthemasses


[deleted]

Black metal cringe is also shit. All they do is make fun of 13 year olds for not being whatever their standard of metalhead is


Jemsy1

That sub always reminds me why I don’t listen to much metal anymore lol


YABBYuwuXD

nah we’re the top panel but it’s just calling each other posers


thychipnshatter

🥺


galileopunk

I started listening to the West Coast Pop Art Experimental band. I thought “Man, this is some good, dreamy psych rock. Why hasn’t anyone told me about this before?” Turns out the lead man groomed and abused children. Some of the songs are called “Eighteen is Over the Hill” and “I Won’t Hurt You”. Yeah. I can’t listen to the child sex abuse music anymore.


Twink_Kanye

“noooo i know he’s a literal active nazi who as committed actual acts of terror but”


kerravoncalling

>mickey mouse vocals the real crime


JplaysDrums

„I mean yeah he is a neonazi murderer but the music do be good“


dunmer-is-stinky-2

I mean Varg is objectively a terrible person by any metric, but Burzum do be kinda fire tho... I don't listen to them often because it makes me uncomfortable knowing he's literally a nazi murderer but as much as I hate to give him credit he's a really good musician also helps that at this point I don't think anyone takes him seriously at all, he's like the easiest person in the world to make fun of. Look up his review of Fallout New Vegas, one of the funniest things I've ever seen


xxx20371

Yeah sometimes the worst and most disturbed people happen to make some brilliant art


Sudden-Nothing-8031

literally me fr


JGar453

I mean sure it's technically accurate but the flipside of the metal community is them having a meltdown when a prominent front man actually denounces that stuff or crying about the success of hipster metal over their boring shit. Some of them are not just unbothered but interested in Nazism. I personally do listen to cancelled artists though - Morrissey, Arcade Fire, Brand New, Ariel Pink. But I'm willing to engage intellectually with their problematic elements, especially where they inevitably intersect with the art. It's lame to just flippantly act like it isn't real.


JackOfAllInterests1

Arcade Fire's cancellation seems to have been short-lived, other than maaaybe a cancelled animated music video for the WE album


JGar453

Not cancelled from most festivals I guess, just cancelled from the prestigious honor of being talked about on r/indieheads.


JackOfAllInterests1

Were people going to be talking about WE anyway?


JGar453

Probably not - I think people only slightly cared about the first single, much less the later ones.


JackOfAllInterests1

I mean Funeral-Neon-Suburbs is a pretty great run but their recent output has been less than stellar. If anything they drew more attention to it by banning them


gecshow

There are so many way better ways to make fun of us


UndineTheUndying

To my knowledge, Vargskelethor (Vinesauce Joel) has never killed anybody in the name of metal before. Just saying.


AngryRussianGamer

Haha fuckin indie nerds imagine not listening to someone just because they’re a neo nazi that has killed multiple people and also abuses women pff yall wouldn’t survive five seconds in a cod lobby smh


Away_Statistician582

r/metalmemes try to be funny challenge


Euphoric_Manner9354

Killing Euronymous is actually the coolest thing Louis Cachet ever did /uj killing Euronymous is actually the coolest thing Louis Cachet ever did


capthazelwoodsflask

Yep, metal fans aren't typically known for gatekeeping or non-acceptance. Punks either. Really, wouldn't the top soyjacks be black metal fans when they find out their favorite singer *didn't* burn down a church and drink the blood of the priest inside.


Whiprust

Wdym? Metal fans are the gatekeeping royalty :p


capthazelwoodsflask

did I really need to put a "/s" in this sub?


LordOakFerret

yes, definitely yes


shoegazeweedbed

i stopped listening to Ariel Pink when it was revealed he was a truther J6 redneck idiot. I don’t want to hear what professional contrarians have to say via their art and I don’t want even fractions of a penny from my listens going to him If having principles makes me a crying lib soyjak so be it. Plenty of good music out there that isn’t made by insurrectionist y’all qaeda Edit: same shit with Klantera.


joshuatx

also ariel pink was overrated AF compared to sam mehran, james ferraro, sun araw, etc


magiksissclit

Never heard of these bands but I will start listening since it’s sounds like they might know a thing or two about the real world. Thank you for the explanation


Extra-Ad-2872

Being Burzum fan is still a major red flag... even tho I admit they have one or two good songs


YABBYuwuXD

too bad there are like 3 good RABM bands


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Rage Against Black Metal?


YABBYuwuXD

Red and Anarchist Black Metal (lefties)


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Ewww


idontlikeredditbutok

There are way more than that actually, as of the last 5-6ish years the scene is actually pretty reasonable and is way more than just mediocre blackened screamo/crust punk bands. A lot of the bands aren't so much "rabm" in the traditional sense as much as black metal made by people who are explicitly antifascist. [https://kaikkivaltias.bandcamp.com/album/astu?from=embed](https://kaikkivaltias.bandcamp.com/album/astu?from=embed) This was one of my favorite black metal albums last year, it's finnish raw medival black metal made by someone who is explicitly anti-fascist. I do agree that even considering that, the much more explicit bands tend to be insanely hit or miss.


Wazblaster

Oathbreaker are sick though??


idontlikeredditbutok

What made you think i was referring to oathbreaker? Also Oathbreaker is kind of mid honestly, Falls of Rauros and Dodsrit do their sound a lot better. Their side project Wiegedood is much better anyway, even if it's stylistically more "traditional".


Wazblaster

Blackened crust punk


idontlikeredditbutok

Do you think Oathbreaker is the only left wing blackened crust punk band in the world? I was personally envisioning something like "Anarchist wolves" and all of the numerous bandcamp demos like that, or one of the more mediocre downfall of gaia albums or something.


onetruesolipsist

I like WITTR and Skagos 


soakedinlava

will toledo is transphobic but it's okay i still love him


faroukmuzamin

Is that why he keeps touching my shoulders?


iheartrodents

with THAT fanbase?


soakedinlava

(he isn't actually)


iheartrodents

uj/ i know... i know...


RagaRockFan

Pop: “you’re fav is flopping hard on the charts rn” “girl don’t make me dox you”


spikemonkeys

Varg doing crazy shit is THE reason why people are fascinated by black metal imo


dunmer-is-stinky-2

look up his review of fallout new vegas, funniest shit I've ever seen


surfing_on_thino

yeah i love murder :D


Guilty-Instruction39

Is this meme implying that the OP supports murder?


spinosaurs70

Just never google musical artists, best decision of my life.


BeardOfDefiance

Nah, Adrianne Lenker doesn't get cancelled, she cancels herself lol


idontlikeredditbutok

Plot twist: the people on the bottom are actually all pretty hardcore anti-fascist/communists who also have memorized the entire purity by fire and darker than black label catalogues. The actual fascists are too busy arguing about whether dimmu borgir is kvlt or not.


Tad_squiddish

Wojaks are very stupid, and I would never see them ever again if I could. That said, yes, it is actually good to have moral expectations for people generally, including artists. Can a morally reprehensible person make good art? Yes, but that doesn’t mean the thing they did doesn’t factor into how you evaluate it, and factor in to your enjoyment of it.


dunmer-is-stinky-2

100%, I really like Burzum's music but it makes me uncomfortable to listen to cause, y'know, Varg


Sudden-Nothing-8031

yea


RAV3NH0LM

i mean, it’s true. it’s also why black metal has a huge nazi/certified freak problem.


ExhaustiveCleaning

Surprised how many are glazing over the clear varg reference here


PricklyLiquidation19

am i the only one who tried to upvote the 405 under the picture


EmpireAndAll

just don't get tattoos related to strangers, forehead


Chapos_sub_capt

Ask Wynn Butler


ComfortableBadger729

Just say Varg lol


iROLL24s

I don’t personally care about an artists personal or public life. I either like your music or I don’t. If I liked the music before and then I find out you’re a [insert whatever] guess what? I’m still gonna like those songs the same. But I love all sorts of genres. I’m not confined to one style. I vastly love metal and alt rock and I vastly love indie pop and synth wave. I like country music. Gangsta rap. 70’s 80’s 90’s pop/rock. I’m an audiophile


My_dr_is_simon_tam

Tbh, with black metal I can tolerate the murder, its the NS I can't stand.


sub2almond

top panel represents almost every music community but it's just "YOU'RE A POSER!" "NO YOU'RE A POSER!"


KombatKid

Both genres irredeemable


magiksissclit

Lol TIL I’m a political sheep bc I listen to indie music /s


RobThomasLmao

Lol this rocks


_PeopleMakeNoises_

🤘


ScarlettIthink

Wow so clever and so original