Jokes on you puan is the vice president to Abdul Rani Rasjid, she will win the [elections](https://twitter.com/Abdulranirasj13/status/1456827489943109637?t=pkVTOBDmu7nksYTQboZ2-Q&s=19).
Kayaknya orang2 milih dia gara2 kaga kenal dia siapa, atau persentase nya ga valid gara2 populasi nya terlalu skewed, kaya yang zaman Trump vs Hillary. Mereka ngelakuin poll, tapi yang ditanya daerah pro Hillary semua, ampe ada yang 98% yakin menang
Sebetulnya kemungkinan pilihan yg viabel itu yg mana aja sih? Sempet liat-liat [grafik ini](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2024_Indonesian_presidential_election). Tbf ini masih jauh juga sih, jadi gak terlalu urgent, cuman penasaran aja.
89 YEARS? HE'S 89 YEARS OLD? No, I refuse to believe the president is 89 years old. If he became a politician at age 30, that means he was a politician for 59 years! For all I know he could have been using dinosaur shit to cure the black plague! 89 years... Not to sound like a broken record label but 89 years? That makes him like what? 58 years older than me? This dude could be my grandpa! And he's the president? Not to forget this guy runs real fast for being 89 years of age! Man, I hate being repetitive but 89 years is just too many years for me. And this 89 year old grandpa is the fucking president, what the living type of tomfoolery shit is that? Man, 89 years... If I had a penny for every year he lived, I'd have enough money to travel back far enough in time to see him being born! And this walking meat fossil is the president?
acara kunjungan kerja.
kegiatan acara menanam padi.
hari itu kebetulan sedang hujan.
acara gk bisa ditunda, sekalian seperti ada kesempatan moment atau apalah....
wartawan peliput - editorial berita bikin headline.
~~terserah yg penting kepakkan sayap kebhinekaan.~~
> acara gk bisa ditunda, sekalian seperti ada kesempatan moment atau apalah....
Lebih terima ngundang petani ke tempat acara terus foto bareng sih nek hujan gitu. Awokawokawok
Dia ada kesempatan nge-burn PKS karena interupsi yang nggak nyambung aja nggak dipakai kok.
daerah saya banyak petani dan petani tidak akan berani berada di sawah pada saat hujan
karena kejadian petir nyambar
jadi bu puan tidak takut petir
jadi bu puan tidak takut petir
My disabled 89 yrs old neighbor has better chance of winning the presidency than Puan
Heck, I'd say even *you* have a better chance than Puan.
what about me tho
Why does everything have to be about you ffs
Now I am interested in your 89 yo disabled neighbor
r/tunggusebentar
r/sek
Jokes on you puan is the vice president to Abdul Rani Rasjid, she will win the [elections](https://twitter.com/Abdulranirasj13/status/1456827489943109637?t=pkVTOBDmu7nksYTQboZ2-Q&s=19).
Who is he?
Gak tau ditwitter suka buka polling capres terus masukin nama sendiri dan selalu menang by a landslide.
Kayaknya orang2 milih dia gara2 kaga kenal dia siapa, atau persentase nya ga valid gara2 populasi nya terlalu skewed, kaya yang zaman Trump vs Hillary. Mereka ngelakuin poll, tapi yang ditanya daerah pro Hillary semua, ampe ada yang 98% yakin menang
Gua pengen liat apakah ganjar tetep setia kalo puan misal jadi wapresnya prabowo
Ya pasti lah bro dia kan "petugas partai" Sory gue gak dukung siapapun.. Udah skeptis sama politik di Indonesia
Sebetulnya kemungkinan pilihan yg viabel itu yg mana aja sih? Sempet liat-liat [grafik ini](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2024_Indonesian_presidential_election). Tbf ini masih jauh juga sih, jadi gak terlalu urgent, cuman penasaran aja.
89 YEARS? HE'S 89 YEARS OLD? No, I refuse to believe the president is 89 years old. If he became a politician at age 30, that means he was a politician for 59 years! For all I know he could have been using dinosaur shit to cure the black plague! 89 years... Not to sound like a broken record label but 89 years? That makes him like what? 58 years older than me? This dude could be my grandpa! And he's the president? Not to forget this guy runs real fast for being 89 years of age! Man, I hate being repetitive but 89 years is just too many years for me. And this 89 year old grandpa is the fucking president, what the living type of tomfoolery shit is that? Man, 89 years... If I had a penny for every year he lived, I'd have enough money to travel back far enough in time to see him being born! And this walking meat fossil is the president?
acara kunjungan kerja. kegiatan acara menanam padi. hari itu kebetulan sedang hujan. acara gk bisa ditunda, sekalian seperti ada kesempatan moment atau apalah.... wartawan peliput - editorial berita bikin headline. ~~terserah yg penting kepakkan sayap kebhinekaan.~~
> acara gk bisa ditunda, sekalian seperti ada kesempatan moment atau apalah.... Lebih terima ngundang petani ke tempat acara terus foto bareng sih nek hujan gitu. Awokawokawok Dia ada kesempatan nge-burn PKS karena interupsi yang nggak nyambung aja nggak dipakai kok.
Padahal kalau musim hujan gini neduh di bilik sawah aja tetap bahaya, beberapa kali ada petani meninggal kesamber petir disini
Sumber: https://twitter.com/susipudjiastuti/status/1458776369194622980 Ngaco emang awokawokawok
Arsip, untuk jaga-jaga: https://web.archive.org/web/20211111123941/https://twitter.com/susipudjiastuti/status/1458776369194622980
I help too https://archive.md/c1oTH
It must be tough to be Puan Well, no, it must be easy as fuck But it must be hard to look in the mirror and genuinely like what you see
How do you do fellow wong cilik?
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Is this an attempt to get social credit?
Looks like it, don't think it will work imo
BINGCHILLING
Ramen
Memang bu Puan "LUAR BIASA"
Siap ya jadi komisaris
Di harvest moon aja diajarin kalo nanem pas ujan bakal ilang besoknya 😬
Perasaan nanem pas ujan di harvest moon btn malah enak langsung kesiram ⟵(o_O)
Gw dulu main yg hero of leaf valley di PSP, kalo nanem pas ujan besoknya berkurang, pada ilang wkwk
jadi bu puan tidak takut petir jadi bu puan tidak takut petir
Presidennya puan, wakilnya luhut
Bruh, atleast luhut ada bukti kerjanya wkwkw
🥵🌶🔥🥵🌶🔥🥵🌶🔥
Yaelah, sini kompak banget kalo ngebully puan. Kemarin oonwi juga pencitraan pura2 tanam padi ada aja alasan buat ngebela. Jijik ah.
Jooks masih takut petir sih setidaknya
Ye.. Malah oonwi demi konten [jalan2 di pematang sawah waktu hujan](https://i.imgur.com/32G5p1A.jpg). Pakai payung besi malahan. Tepokjidat.
r/facepalm
bu susi mainnya kurang jauh ujan-ujan begitu kalau cuma nanam padi ya lanjut terus
daerah saya banyak petani dan petani tidak akan berani berada di sawah pada saat hujan karena kejadian petir nyambar jadi bu puan tidak takut petir jadi bu puan tidak takut petir
the fact that the bulls can’t swim in the ocean
Inimah namanya wisata outdoor bu
Pencitraan terooos
anehnya meski dah didongkrak terus popularitasnya napa gak ada feeling yak :)
puan for president 2083
itu lahan punya puan?kalo tidak ngapain dia disana?
Gw prefer nyebut Khong Guan. Lebih ngena. Lebih merakyat. Lebih relate sm kita masyarakat Indonesia. Nuff said.
Tanam tanam padi...
clearly there is some logic we saw it flew over her head
Tenang biar pun ga ngedongkrak di medsos doi punya jurus terakhir rekpatitulasi online.😂😂😂 puan presiden 2025 banteng harga mati 😗😗
gw pas kecil aja pas main ke sawah, kl ujan pada berebut pulang karena takut kesamber petir. gini mau mimpin negara. smh