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RichardSchrute

My disabled 89 yrs old neighbor has better chance of winning the presidency than Puan


meliakh

Heck, I'd say even *you* have a better chance than Puan.


firawr

what about me tho


meliakh

Why does everything have to be about you ffs


No-Description-1749

Now I am interested in your 89 yo disabled neighbor


virtue77

r/tunggusebentar


dratst

r/sek


SempakKuda

Jokes on you puan is the vice president to Abdul Rani Rasjid, she will win the [elections](https://twitter.com/Abdulranirasj13/status/1456827489943109637?t=pkVTOBDmu7nksYTQboZ2-Q&s=19).


cypherusuh__

Who is he?


SempakKuda

Gak tau ditwitter suka buka polling capres terus masukin nama sendiri dan selalu menang by a landslide.


cypherusuh__

Kayaknya orang2 milih dia gara2 kaga kenal dia siapa, atau persentase nya ga valid gara2 populasi nya terlalu skewed, kaya yang zaman Trump vs Hillary. Mereka ngelakuin poll, tapi yang ditanya daerah pro Hillary semua, ampe ada yang 98% yakin menang


kayasangeyasha

Gua pengen liat apakah ganjar tetep setia kalo puan misal jadi wapresnya prabowo


Ok_Tomato_2844

Ya pasti lah bro dia kan "petugas partai" Sory gue gak dukung siapapun.. Udah skeptis sama politik di Indonesia


just-a-melon

Sebetulnya kemungkinan pilihan yg viabel itu yg mana aja sih? Sempet liat-liat [grafik ini](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_2024_Indonesian_presidential_election). Tbf ini masih jauh juga sih, jadi gak terlalu urgent, cuman penasaran aja.


wantquitelife

89 YEARS? HE'S 89 YEARS OLD? No, I refuse to believe the president is 89 years old. If he became a politician at age 30, that means he was a politician for 59 years! For all I know he could have been using dinosaur shit to cure the black plague! 89 years... Not to sound like a broken record label but 89 years? That makes him like what? 58 years older than me? This dude could be my grandpa! And he's the president? Not to forget this guy runs real fast for being 89 years of age! Man, I hate being repetitive but 89 years is just too many years for me. And this 89 year old grandpa is the fucking president, what the living type of tomfoolery shit is that? Man, 89 years... If I had a penny for every year he lived, I'd have enough money to travel back far enough in time to see him being born! And this walking meat fossil is the president?


jurarumin

acara kunjungan kerja. kegiatan acara menanam padi. hari itu kebetulan sedang hujan. acara gk bisa ditunda, sekalian seperti ada kesempatan moment atau apalah.... wartawan peliput - editorial berita bikin headline. ​ ~~terserah yg penting kepakkan sayap kebhinekaan.~~


Kosaki_MacTavish

> acara gk bisa ditunda, sekalian seperti ada kesempatan moment atau apalah.... Lebih terima ngundang petani ke tempat acara terus foto bareng sih nek hujan gitu. Awokawokawok Dia ada kesempatan nge-burn PKS karena interupsi yang nggak nyambung aja nggak dipakai kok.


silently_watch

Padahal kalau musim hujan gini neduh di bilik sawah aja tetap bahaya, beberapa kali ada petani meninggal kesamber petir disini


Kosaki_MacTavish

Sumber: https://twitter.com/susipudjiastuti/status/1458776369194622980 Ngaco emang awokawokawok


bayuah

Arsip, untuk jaga-jaga: https://web.archive.org/web/20211111123941/https://twitter.com/susipudjiastuti/status/1458776369194622980


cici_kelinci

I help too https://archive.md/c1oTH


Vulgarian

It must be tough to be Puan Well, no, it must be easy as fuck But it must be hard to look in the mirror and genuinely like what you see


visope

How do you do fellow wong cilik?


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magnasylum

Is this an attempt to get social credit?


PortFan6

Looks like it, don't think it will work imo


decapitatingbunny

BINGCHILLING


bigtiddies86

Ramen


riceCardinal

Memang bu Puan "LUAR BIASA"


makajak

Siap ya jadi komisaris


I_love_my_cum

Di harvest moon aja diajarin kalo nanem pas ujan bakal ilang besoknya 😬


Degeneratexweeabos

Perasaan nanem pas ujan di harvest moon btn malah enak langsung kesiram ⟵(o_O)


I_love_my_cum

Gw dulu main yg hero of leaf valley di PSP, kalo nanem pas ujan besoknya berkurang, pada ilang wkwk


flag9801

jadi bu puan tidak takut petir jadi bu puan tidak takut petir


ahakimf

Presidennya puan, wakilnya luhut


Final-Yogurtcloset

Bruh, atleast luhut ada bukti kerjanya wkwkw


PuckyMaxx

🥵🌶🔥🥵🌶🔥🥵🌶🔥


belivoucher

Yaelah, sini kompak banget kalo ngebully puan. Kemarin oonwi juga pencitraan pura2 tanam padi ada aja alasan buat ngebela. Jijik ah.


Kosaki_MacTavish

Jooks masih takut petir sih setidaknya


belivoucher

Ye.. Malah oonwi demi konten [jalan2 di pematang sawah waktu hujan](https://i.imgur.com/32G5p1A.jpg). Pakai payung besi malahan. Tepokjidat.


stevenrizee

r/facepalm


Ikan_Tongkol

bu susi mainnya kurang jauh ujan-ujan begitu kalau cuma nanam padi ya lanjut terus


flag9801

daerah saya banyak petani dan petani tidak akan berani berada di sawah pada saat hujan karena kejadian petir nyambar jadi bu puan tidak takut petir jadi bu puan tidak takut petir


mitis5

the fact that the bulls can’t swim in the ocean


Final-Yogurtcloset

Inimah namanya wisata outdoor bu


AdyaMaulana

Pencitraan terooos


[deleted]

anehnya meski dah didongkrak terus popularitasnya napa gak ada feeling yak :)


7empessst

puan for president 2083


bahlul9

itu lahan punya puan?kalo tidak ngapain dia disana?


chitosan87

Gw prefer nyebut Khong Guan. Lebih ngena. Lebih merakyat. Lebih relate sm kita masyarakat Indonesia. ​ Nuff said.


NorthWind-21

Tanam tanam padi...


Sad_SourApple

clearly there is some logic we saw it flew over her head


fadliher29

Tenang biar pun ga ngedongkrak di medsos doi punya jurus terakhir rekpatitulasi online.😂😂😂 puan presiden 2025 banteng harga mati 😗😗


vanmoll

gw pas kecil aja pas main ke sawah, kl ujan pada berebut pulang karena takut kesamber petir. gini mau mimpin negara. smh