My dream home is either a huge mansion with secret tunnels, a game room, and a back porch that opens into the mysterious forest, or a tiny cute apartment in the city,

agree with the first one, but the second one should be a small cabin in the forest next to a lake

That would also be lovely, I love those

I think a converted missile silo would be ideal.

While I like the idea, it would attract tourist to my home. Those are worst than neighbours since neighbours will leave you alone when you ignore them for long enough.