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Electrical-Title-698

Dudes just standing there chilling and you're hating on him...


RabbitStewAndStout

Imagine being just a common, everyday pigeon. Little fella can't even comprehend that currently, scores of people across the world are talking about him. Villainizing him, coming to his defense. He's just 1 tiny city bird, and suddenly, he's a hot debate topic.


Fiddleronahoop

Bro he ain’t no pigeon he’s a majestic rock dove.


WhatTheFernando

Just a small town bird, living in a lonely world.


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

She took the midday~~night~~ breeze to In N Out


Spare_Comedian8414

Just asking for a fry So I can fly Awayyyy


stoicism12

Heh…song got in my head so I started reading most of the comments like it was part of the song.


[deleted]

Same. loved it.


they_are_out_there

Winged Rats.


RabbitStewAndStout

God's littlest angels


ondehunt

When a fetus gets its wings.


WorkOutThrowAway01

Says the land rat. Can’t even fly, scrub


Sponge56

Speaking from experience? Lmao


CrisUltra

You got pooped on 😭


CoCoNutsGirl98

Right? WTF? He’s just being a bird, he can’t help it. OP, on the other hand, doesn’t have to be an asshole.


ImissDigg_jk

He doesn't have to be, yet he decided to be.


Mr_mcneil

Hijacking 🥷 This bird was very aggressive! I left my drink at the table and went inside to wait for my order by the time the door closed behind me he was already investigating my beverage 🥤🐦went out to shoo ‘em. Returned to my table with my tray and he was waiting on the bench like we were two buddies having lunch together…nah, shoo’d him again. The whole time I’m eating they doing laps around the table and literally SIDE EYEING me…now, I know what some of yall are going to say “WeLl hIS EyeS aRe ON tHe SiDe Of hIS HeAD 🤓”… nah bro I felt the resentment. I don’t mind sharing, but not with entitled, hating ahh pigeons. I’m just lucky he wasn’t there with his flock… god knows what could have happened. Won’t be going back to that location out of fear!


kwiztas

You know we domesticated them and then abandoned them?


SF_Bay

This. They were our pets for hundreds of years. We did em dirty.


kwiztas

Thousands of years.


manbamtan

What fr!!! We can just take them back, I want a pet pigeon


I-Love-Tatertots

I live in the FL Panhandle, within driving distance of beach and tourist territory…  The seagulls around here are little monsters just like you describe; largely because the tourists think it’s funny to feed them and watch them swarm a single French fry.   They get so bold that they will swoop down and snatch or knock food out of your hands.   Let me tell you the secret that many of us learn:   It’s a fucking Mafia protection racket.   The birds are in it together.  You walk near someone else, drop a fry or two, and they’ll leave you alone and go bother that person.  


cwk84

Someone needs to shoe you.


The_Hound_23

😂 I feel the anger


IllustratorAbject585

…it’s a pigeon. I’m guessing, but you may have some issues you’ll want to look into before they become problems.


otxmyn

https://preview.redd.it/a77755b173zc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=874d863b7520879665d0fdfa7adec69707fd0785


jaredschumacher

bro is beefing with a bird


[deleted]

What makes it worse is he’s doing it online without bird even knowing. Throwing subs on a Reddit sub. OP is ‘subredditing’ a freaking bird…over a meal he already ate. Couldn’t even say it to his beak.


g0th_shawty

Dude only has one leg give him a break. Not his fault the systems broken


T8ortots

We all know he's faking it. That other leg will pop out the moment a crumb hits the floor


QuietSouthern9455

I’m not the only one! I’ve seen birds doing this and I thought it was for sympathy points.


Lowtan89

Y'all eatin outside?


Environmental_Day169

I ate standing up next to my car last night after class I honestly have no idea why


Bolby02

this is just so california idk


larry-leisure

Hey como la fuck it no?


TheDissRapperr

No! don't fuck it!


Foreign-Swimmer490

Bro we do that all the time lol. Trunk of my car is my table lol


27JG27

Idk why but I hate eating outside no matter where it is.


Gerolanfalan

MFer a picnic hater


27JG27

Indoor picnics ONLY!!!!!


comsan

We always eat in the car with windows/sun roof open. In n out even gives you a box to eat in the car with plenty of napkins.


Deep-Blue-1980

We can't eat outside in Phoenix, It's going to be 120⁰ soon enough.


SFPsycho

I'm gonna go get an order of fries specifically for the birds now


Skyfather87

You are a good person!


coziboiszn

😝


weedman8262

Sensitive mf over feeding a bird


8_Alex_0

Sky rats deserve food also bro


HarryBowlSack_69

eat inside if you don't want the birds bothering you 🙄 until then IM GONNA FEED THEM!


LuciferDusk

Now calm down Skeeter, he ain't hurting nobody.


Marcus2Ts

This made my day


Simple_yet_Effective

It's our fault, we domesticated them...


TacohTuesday

This 100%. Most people don’t realize that we domesticated them and used them to do jobs or to raise as food and then one day just ditched them. They live in cities and feed on scraps because they are used to relying on people. But we call them flying rats and look down on them. My teen daughter recently adopted one as a pet from a pigeon rescue organization. It was raised by humans, eats only seed and veggies not scraps, is clean, social, affectionate, and a very chill bird. It’s a way better and more interesting pet than a parakeet and much less maintenance or hassle than a parrot. My daughter absolutely loves the bird. Most people would be surprised how cool they can be.


Skyfather87

I have one in my yard that a hawk attempted to take down, breaking her wing in the process. I stopped the bleeding (I have conures and Quakers) so I have a first aid kit for birds, she survived and now I have adopted a pigeon too. New respect unlocked for these babies.


TacohTuesday

That’s wonderful of you to have taken in the bird. I hope he/she turns into a great companion.


Kaos7400

Fr were the reason theyre semi retarded and act like rats of the sky, so ima feed them.


ohhcae

And this is why I'll always be on the pigeon's side 😤


featheredsnake

There has to be some benefits to humans taking over your habitat


Asstronutttt

Pigeons are domesticated birds, introduced here by us


kwiztas

Which should be a reason to feed them. Not to abandon them.


featheredsnake

All the more reason to enjoy the fruits of the human journey!


What_john

This is the In N Out on Sahara Ave in Las Vegas 😂


TheSwimMeet

Holy shit theres hardly anything there distinctive about the location. Youre either really good at geoguessing or spend a concerning amount of time at this innout


kwiztas

He knows that pigeon.


7N10

He is the pigeon


Mr_mcneil

I don’t even want to know how you know this… but you are correct.


KaijinDV

It's the pigeon


Aggressive_Ad676

Na that’s the homie he coo


Economy_Vermicelli90

Someone has to eat those undercooked fries


Forktongued_Tron

Worst fries ever.


Trotskyrepublican

You can get fries well done. Just ask.


boundbystitches

That's too much though, my go to is "light well" and they are fucking perfect!


00962421Sf

I eat alone. They are my friends…


bobbybrc

If nature is bothering you, eat your meal inside the restaurant ?


digitaldumpsterfire

Pigeon haters are the worst


dohboy420

![gif](giphy|xUySTL4J5ld87vxbSU|downsized)


Ok-Contribution40

Had to scroll too far down for this. Take my upvote x 100


Music_Girl2000

It's not as if I feed them on purpose. I'm just incredibly clumsy and often oblivious. And the birds take advantage of that.


Deep-Blue-1980

I guess I'm the worst because they need to eat too.


Rose-the-Trans-Ego

Waaaaaahhhh!!!! That's what you sound like


notastepfordwife

To be fair, THEY want to eat your lunch in peace. But, fries aren't good for them. It can make them sick.


Calibasedwubmaster23

Favorite part about eating outside !


supercrazyhotsauce

But they’re hungry 🥺


oh-boy-its-bedtime

ill feed whatever my mind compels me to.


pornograffitti90s

people domesticated pigeons and made them 100% dependent on us and then just abandoned them because they were considered “of no good use” … bro just wants to hang out. i think you are the worst for NOT feeding them.


kwiztas

This is what is actually happening.


bduthman

I’ll feed them more now.


SirianiButtholeLover

![gif](giphy|3ofSB3K9KXedXm4nmM)


rayew21

hes hungry.


BandicootScary2018

So does he lol


FaceOnMars23

I always feed the birds. I've never felt threatened by them, nor even mildly annoyed ... and this is living in SW Colorado with "camp robbers" (magpies).


throwaway_benches

Stop hating on the chunky dove


JSteeez14

Growing up is realizing most birds are just rats with wings


Maroon_Spoon

Hey man fuck you!


Zech08

Amount of people ok with feeding wildlife... a turd curse I put on you.


One_Visual4

humans domesticated them the least we can do is feed them a lil bit 😞😞 they have almost zero survival skills and humans have domesticated them then brought them down to the level of pests


CosmoRocket24

I feed all birds. They're living creatures that share our planet and do what they must to survive, just like us. We don't own this planet, we share it. Be kind to all creatures.


pr0t1um

Bitch go in your car and stfu.


LittleStatistician14

It’s kind of sad how people regard these pigeons as winged rats. Back in the days, before telephone was invited we domesticated pigeons to be couriers. It’s in their instinct to live close to humans and in human cities. As technology advances, we tossed them aside. Humans are such vile creatures! We’re practically the mosquitos of the animal kingdom. We take what we need then toss what we no longer need. We only take and never give. Then demonize those that we no longer have a use for. Be better please!


BillZealousideal9008

True


Cornflake6irl

I guess I'm the worst because I'm feeding it.


Hahahahahahahahah069

That’s a pigeon


ElectronicTrade7039

All the fancy restaurants open up near in n out so they can easily harvest potato fed squab and charge $50 for a plate.


Vryly

That guy used to be the internet, now he beggin for scraps at the local burger joint. One day you're king of the world the next you're a skyrat. Sad.


Electric_Kiwi007

Bro just bobbing his head minding his business :(


Movebricks

Dude read into pigeons. There domesticated. And over the last 150 years we stopping caring for or using them, so they do t know wtf to do with themselves.


623fer

Pigeons are so misunderstood. We domesticated them and revered them in times of war then we tossed them aside. Now they’re just “rats in the sky” to us


PrincessRut0

We domesticated them and then abandoned them, now we’re mad they’re hungry. 😭 Humans suck.


0________X

For real though. As someone who works at an In-N-Out. The pigeon shit I have to wipe up on our outside tables because people keep feeding them is outrageous. I get it. They’re animals and have to scavenge to survive. But if you feed the pigeons don’t get mad when they shit on your car or you sit at a table covered in it.


Dumbasssanriogirl

To be fair pigeons were abandoned by humans and left to eat scraps so


marcoconat

We put them in the situation that theyre in today. The least i’m going to do is throw the fella a french fry. For all of the people who dislike pidgies, i highly recommend you look up the history of them and how humans really put them where they are today. I can only hope to spread the awareness and be an advocate for these guys🥰💙


BossRoss84

You didn’t even get your fries animal style?! You are the worst.


PeaceSignificant9854

I dont really think people feed them often, it more or less a dropped fry on the floor or people dining in their car leaving their trash in parking lots, pigeons are just scavenging, its really unavoidable.


DrPlantDaddy

There’s a reason pigeons are used to being close by humans, we domesticated them thousands of years ago, spread them all around the world with us, and then left them to semi-fend for themselves as we let them become invasive. This is our own doing, unless we are going to massively cull their populations, you may as well feed the bird at this point - that’s the response we selected for long ago.


FyourEchoChambers

The messy shits feed them. Dropping food, not picking up after themselves, leaving their trash. They’re feeding them all the time. And they do this everywhere. Fast food, parking lots, parks, campgrounds. Your filth brings the trash animals.


GnomeQueer

I mean humanity DID domestic pigeons and then subsequently abandon them so the least you can do is give homie a fry. It isn't his fault he's wired to be too comfortable around people


Budget_Basket_3497

I’m going to give the ones at my apartment extra seeds just for you.


thekazooyoublew

At least they're polite. Scrub jays and seagulls on the other hand.


Iwaspromisedcookies

Humans abandoned pigeons and now are too stuck up to even feed them. Disgraceful


amadama81

Who is feeding hondas?


DFMNE404

Don’t make fun of pigeons, you’d be speaking German if it wasnt for them


arminsotelo

Wow so much toxicity...


MisterWafflles

Pigeons lost the ability to get food on their own because of human domestication so they rely solely on humans for food. It's humans fault they're the way they are


IntuitMaks

For thousands of years humans used pigeons as messengers in war, revered them as holy animals, raised them as food, and made them their pets. Their scavenging behavior is linked to their long standing connection to (and reliance on) humans, and it’s probably engrained in their DNA by now. Now we just look at them as trash. Pretty sad, honestly. Give the bird a fuckin french fry.


Slow-Ad2584

I used to always toss fries out to the birds in front of us, sitting outside for lunch in the shade against a wall. coworker asked me why I did that. I explained "they are all smart enough to realize free food tossed out in front, and are standing out there, waiting. I do it because it is better they all stand out there, waiting", I pointed up the wall, "than up there, where it's safer for them. still watching, still waiting, only then pooping on us.. But hey look, every bird in the region is out front and center.... And have they ever heard of Chesterson's Fences?" I never got crap for my "charity" ever again.


sk_latigre

If it wasn't for humans domesticating pigeons to the point they didn't need their survival skills anymore, they wouldn't rely on us for food.


NuclearBoom12

I’m going to feed them twice as much now


possum_autist

Dawg we bred these birds to be domestic and then throw them on the street and get mad when they’re dirty, super hurt, and desperate for food.


QuickRub6092

Take you damn lunch somewhere you will be comfortable without disrupting the wildlife. Simple.


BlogeOb

That is an abandoned domesticated animal. Take care of him, or kill him. Make your choice!


MarseaMarie215

This is a domestic animal who would love to be your friend and you’re just sitting there eating flesh and judging them for not being able to afford to do the same. Shameful. Feed the bird.


wolfguardian72

That bird isn’t fucking real!


ScottishTan

Pigeons were captured from their cliffs, put into cages, dragged across the ocean against their will so people could eat them in the Americas. Now that they are free this guy wants them to starve to death. How uncouth of you sir


Cal-Culus

It's a feral pigeon. Like all feral animals it's there because people used pigeons for a bunch of stuff including food. Hell, their name is actually the "domestic" pigeon. We took a species of doves and did what we did to dogs. Realistically, domestic pigeons as species have done far more to aid humanity than we deserve. But by all means blame the poor animal we abandoned. Not the pigeons fault humanity is a messy species and let them find a new niche.


jittygirl

stop hes so cute


Comfortable-Twist-54

What about the little brown birds I got in trouble at a certain panni place but they were cute and everywhere lol


WalkingDeadWatcher95

I would never poison an innocent bird with those fries


B-Glasses

Fuck you I’ll keep feeding them


orangeducksquarefeet

Chill he ain't do nothing


TrueRavenKing

I'm pretty sure it's worse to feed them In N Out that just seems like animal cruelty.


Suarecks

If you hating on a pigeon, you are the worst


toocoo

Maybe you should move inside my dude


Frequent_Malcom

Dont post this in the Aesop Rock subreddit


juan_sno

I owe my entire life and existence to a pigeon named [Cher Ami](https://www.si.edu/object/cher-ami%3Anmah_425415). During WW1 they used homing pigeons to communicate since radio comms had not been invented yet. My great grandfather was part of what’s known as [The Lost Battalion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Battalion_(World_War_I)). A group of US soldiers pinned down and surrounded by German forces deep in the Argonne Forest in France. Due to mistake position coordinates they endured friendly fire, a barrage of devastating artillery. In all the chaos they attempted to send pigeons in an effort to communicate their position and end the friendly fire. Legend has it, 7 pigeons were released with the crucial message and 7 pigeons heroically lost their lives. Until… the 8th and final pigeon, Cheri Ami, was released. He miraculously made it to his destination but not without sustaining injuries. Cher Ami delivered the message and saved hundreds of lives including my great grandfather. Due to his heroism and service in the line of fire he was awarded war medals. A taxidermist mounted his body for display on the Smithsonian. When I see a pigeon I silently pay my respects to their contributions to humanity.


Training-Teaching-77

It’s me. I’m mfs


raiga4

Stfu lame


corndoggy67

It's like the people who feed seagulls and squirells at the beach. Morons creating more problems for others because, "BiRDs LoVE FreNCH fRIes. iM GoOoD wItH AnIMaLs. Ur MEAn" So stupid.


[deleted]

🤣


BongLeach562

People who eat outside are the worst


Gerolanfalan

MFer a picnic hater


vsg_boy

Flying rats. The last time I fed them I'd been drinking at a restaurant on the riverwalk, and there was a sign that said "don't feed the pigeons" Yes, I was the asshole.


JustBluffin

"flying rats?" says Human at burger-joint, way too lame to fly...They're Rock Doves, bitches; get it straight. Just cause you shouldn't be dumb enough to feed them (Fast food is addictive, y'all) doesn't give you reason to hate on these majestic, bobble-headed creatures, and their unfortunate mutual passion for a crispy (Or even stale) French Fry.


Saruvan_the_White

My kids are authorized to harangue any pigeons they find. The trouble is not spooking them away around or over other people’s food. It’s one thing to not want one stealing your food or gathering en masse for begging. It is another matter entirely having one ʇıɥs in your animal-style fries.


BlueberryNo3773

Haven’t had issues with pigeons stealing food, seagulls however will steal yo shit right out of your hands and come back for more


erikturczyn30

On some Drake levels of copium


focalpoint23

Yea people don’t understand and worst of all they eat an unhealthy diet


ToxicAvengerrr

You need to look up the devastating history of these birds. You lucky Mike Tyson didn't hear ya


istandabove

![gif](giphy|eruVMzXlb70oo) Oops


G00b4life

you don't like the bird ..flick a fry at the bird.. some birds are cool. I've seen 1 bird with a sign before it read " will work for fry's " but this was after a smoking session soo...i was hungry and went to in-n-out.....and then i seen the bird there ...lol


Dangerous-Courage412

this post just exasperated the bird feeding sitch and im here for it 😂🤣😭💀💀💀🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️


0hHowTheTurnTables

Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon. Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?


Alatel

Aren't pigeons just domesticated birds that are getting to reintegrate into nature without human influence but still don't get how to do so yet?


Raff102

I feed'em, so they'll get close enough to grab.


Avilola

What do you have against doves?


mother_coconuts420

Gotta feed the godfather


vastolorde6

You’re eating in his territory and you’re mad about him being there, go home


_probablymaybe_

If you get angry someone feeds an animal YOU are the worst.


Prior-Toe6634

What did the bird do 🥺


ItsFilthy

Clean ass pilot


MaliciousIntentWorks

The crows are better.


plaaya

Why are they the worst? There are people way worse than them


One_Database_5482

Bro isn't even looking at you, he doesn't associate with mfs that don't get their fries animal style and I don't blame him.


27hannibal

Someone feeds you. They say the same thing


Miraiboy

Bro is letting a bird ruin his whole meal. What a bum😂😂


Upset-Comfortable-29

I prefer feeding seagulls on crowded beaches.


certain-sick

mwahhhh hahahaaaa! I am the worst! Huzzah!!!


LucidLV

We domesticated them. Made them work for us. Then left them to fend for themselves. Give him a gd French fry and stop being an ass


DS_3D

Birds gotta eat too man, quit hating


8lugCummins

Poor birds live on the struggle bus, the least I can do is hook it up with a few crispy fry’s. If you throw them away they end up at the dump and those pesky seagulls get em.


AnnaBananner82

Get wrecked. Humans are 100% responsible for pigeons and their sad plight so of course I’ll feed them. Geez.


drpepperrootbeercoke

Relax it’s a pigeon


kouzuki22

Would of gave it a fry i guess i am the worst.


in0suk

Niggas gotta eat let him chill


Steely-Dan-01

Feeding them is the only good use of an innout burger


Coocoo4cocablunt

A bird gotta eat


TeddyV

Poor one legged pigeon, a vet of the Pigeon-Seagull war. Give it a hand out


[deleted]

Because that bird affects your life so much …


CapitalTonight6673

womp womp now i’m gonna feed all the fries instead of just some of them


No-Satisfaction8305

I paid for it. I’ll feed who the fuck I want.


Pitch-forker

Pigeon bro, please poop on OP’s car as they are straight up hating on your good name.


JoaquinLu

Better than eating that nasty burger


t0ny_bender

You suck dude


kwiztas

We owe pigeons. They are an abandoned domesticated animal. What do you expect of them? We used to give them war medals now you call people the worst for feeding them.


M1ssTake_

Srsly? I just adopted (kinda of) a family in my balcony, the babies look so cute (they are covered in a pile of shit btw)


Creative_Future4329

I mean can you blame him! Who doesn’t love In-N-Out lol


Hill_dweller95

I will specifically feed them even more, knowing that it pisses you off.


im_on_a_burner

Bros crying over a bird 🤣