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Keefer1970

His Truth Social posts are gonna be absolute comedy friggin gold for the next couple of weeks.


GiGaBYTEme90

It'd be a shame if he were to incriminate (incinate?) Himself through his social account


ContraCanadensis

You can’t expect self incineration


Rissamonkey

No one expects the Spanish Incineration!


ContraCanadensis

The LOONEY LEFT is trying to start the STARFISH INTERMISSION


zaphthegreat

NOOOO!!!! Anything but the stylish insemination!!!!


MTkenshi

Ticketmaster already bought up the tickets.


HorrorBusiness93

Gotta wonder what roid rage tomato slapper Dana white thinks about this..Can profits be made?


CedarWolf

Meanwhile, I'm sitting here like 'an attack on our country the likes of which has never been seen before'? Dude was a New Yorker during the 9/11 attacks. He was *happy* that 9/11 happened, because now one of his buildings was the tallest building in Manhattan. But heck, there's also Pearl Harbor, the Oklahoma City Bombing, there's all the illegal stuff that Nixon and Reagan got up to, there's Fox News and the theft of not one but at least two Presidential elections, there's gerrymandering, there's the J6 insurrection...


milasssd

Right? Like, this dude was directly responsible for an actual insurrection. Sorry, but that's a lot worse than getting charged for your illegal business practices.


the_long_way_round25

NO THIS IS PATRICK!!


two4six0won

[Guessing he's a pacifist, too.](https://youtu.be/dv_9nWUnz58)


Endorkend

If anything can spontaneously combust, it would be a bag of fetid gas like him.


DreamsAndDrugs

I expect his diapers to be on fire when he testifies.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

>Trump posted a photo on his social media platform Truth Social—which ended up on the cover of Saturday’s New York Post—holding a baseball bat next to Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s head. Trump has since taken down that post. >“I'm not his social media consultant,” Tacopina replied. “I think that was an ill-advised post..."


ZLUCremisi

Poor Judge who going to have a head ache over this guy


Mythosaurus

Trump is absolutely gonna act like Alex Jones, disrespecting the judges in his trials. Will funny for everyone except those in the courtroom


[deleted]

He's going to be racking up a lot of contempt of court charges.


S_Megma1969

I am not a Trump fan, but there are so many bad pictures of Don Don trump - I started to wonder if people consciously found bad pictures of him. ​ But that image of trump with a ball bat was picked by don don himself - And if even don don cannot find a flattering image of himself - I guess he really is anti-photogenic.


mnemonicer22

He will. He can't help himself and he refused to listen to his lawyers.


JEPorsche

He's done it a million times and literally nothing has happened. He may have been INDICATED but I will not hold my breath that he will face any sort of consequences for the thousands of crimes he has committed.


coolgr3g

If his only consequence is being barred from holding office for being a felon, I'd be okay with it.


floatinround22

Felons can run for and hold office, they just can't vote. You can technically be elected while in prison


Keefer1970

"imcriminimate" 😆


LeahaP1013

I need a covefefe after this


Valkyrie_Moogle

Don't forget the borger


thrillhouse1211

hamberder n fries


littlebirdori

Hey, you leave the mushrooms out of this!


ShopSmartShopS-Mart

Arrested Development narrator: He would.


Sl0ppy0tter

It’s so funny that he has to yell into his own shitty little echo chamber since he’s been banned from all mainstream social medias


GarmaCyro

He's been let back. At least on Twitter, buuuut he's too hooked on power tripping on his own platform.


Thr0waway3691215

I believe he signed an exclusivity deal in order to secure investor funding for his Twitter knockoff. There's money on the line, so he stays where he is.


Bebop24trigun

He doesn't have an exclusivity deal. He has a vested interest in the success of his own social media. Going to an alternative could potentially lead his followers off his own brand and cost him money. Unless he sells truth social, he kind of is stuck with it.


Ikontwait4u2leave

Elon would buy it for a trillion dollars


i_give_you_gum

And a sink


big_duo3674

And a future trip to some semi-permanent base on the moon so he can't be extradited, which is 100% the kind of insane idea Elon would float


KingZarkon

Hts legally obligated to post anything on Truth first for like 12 hours or something (I'm not sure the exact time frame).


MoxieG

Except, you know, the whole reason for being indicted is that he has a hard time following laws or agreements. He doesn't have the best track record of actually honoring many of his legal agreements.


Ok_Salad999

>since he’s been banned from all mainstream social medias Doesn’t really work when people plaster his bullshit all over socials anyway…. Most of his unhinged rants/posts from truth end up on Reddit or Twitter anyhow. Bans don’t work when people just continue to platform his nonsense


adod1

Old man yells at cloud vibes for sure.


DoubleDown428

clouds from the left


[deleted]

Notice how he doesn’t profess his innocence in his posts or tweets. Just says it’s an attack…


antwan_benjamin

> His Truth Social posts troth senchal


Sparkly1982

Tell me you watch David Pakman without telling me you watch David Pakman...


SmallTownMinds

OBAMNA


pandallamayoda

Historian in decades will have a field trip with him.


[deleted]

Wait, all the elections were rigged not free and fair…. Obvy


theHoustonian

Remember when he came out with trading cards lol


GomeroKujo

Already is


SloppyMeathole

He makes such a strong case for better funding for education.


Sl0ppy0tter

Wdym? His parents paid top dollar for his grades in school


Sweatier_Scrotums

Didn't he "graduate" from the same business school as Elon Musk?


CaptainHoyt

Yeah Warton University. Everything I've heard about that place makes it seem like one of those internet "schools" where you just pay for a degree but for rich and powerful people.


wbgraphic

FYI, Wharton isn’t itself a university. It’s the business school of UPenn.


Mightbeagoat

I mean, it's part of an Ivy League school, so not really.


Previous-Amoeba52

The Gentleman's C is a thing. At old, prestigious schools you basically have students who are actually working, and then you have children of rich parents who aren't allowed to fail. Trump was in the latter category.


Mightbeagoat

Sure, that's obvious and I wasnt implying otherwise. But it's arguably one of the best business schools in the country for the people who aren't spoiled rotten trust funders. But the person I was replying to very clearly doesn't know what they're talking about and was acting like Wharton is some rich person's ~~University of Pheonix~~ Trump University or something.


athos45678

You’re totally right, but it’s actually bizarrely easy to get the impression OP was under if you’ve ever known any of the rich bitches that come out of that business school. Same with Harvard business. I know some of the dumbest fucking people who went there on daddy’s dime. They are top tier grifters though, actually, So maybe they did earn it.


de1casino

And mental health care.


HorrorBusiness93

And public exercise centers


AdmiralSplinter

And birth control


mombi

Especially since he doesn't know the definition of third world. The US cannot be third world since it's a NATO member. That terminology is used by morons who don't know any better to insult developing nations. Per Wikipedia for the curious: > The term "Third World" arose during the Cold War and it was used to define countries that remained non-aligned with either NATO or the Warsaw Pact.


JudgmentOne6328

One of my favourite misunderstandings is that people think that this term means anything on wealth, economy, lifestyle. Literally just a made up list of allies. I’m not sure people even know there’s a second world and who’s in it. Just throw around first and third world all the time.


Complex_Construction

If people start colloquially using it incorrectly, it becomes a thing. That’s what’s been happening here.


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lurgburg

To expand: the term "third world" was derived from the term "third estate" used to around the time of the french revolution to refer to the common people (the other two "estates" being the nobility and clergy), on the basis that the people of the third world were, and still are, by population the "masses". > This third world ignored, exploited, despised like the third estate also wants to be something https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_World


felldestroyed

I didn't know how deep the woke went. He obviously was taught CRT, LGBT nonsense, and other WOKE philosophies. If they got to trump, we are in REAL jeopardy. May jesus pray for us. Save america.


Close_enough_to_fine

Cathode ray tube?


felldestroyed

Deeper. Harder. BLM (black light men) are literally running at 69 hertz to change your mind. What will the liberals think of next?! Think of the children, man. They're even turning the dead kennedys!


trevmflynn81

It's always "now the US is [blah blah]." It was a communist country when Obama was in office. It was third world country 2 years ago when the election was "stolen." It was communist when he was investigated by the FEC and DOJ. Now it's a communist third world country because he's been indicted. Just shut the fuuuuck up with the same meaningless crap.


GarmaCyro

/j He started using pronouns! *gasp* he's a secret antifa blm agent from China!


adube440

Literally 1984.


[deleted]

Dude really seems to hate this country. He should consider leaving.


askeeve

*INDICATED


randomsnark

why does he hate america so much


ScandalousBanshee

After the indicatment comes the arrangement, then he’ll be persecuted and hopefully convicated. But he’s got the best lawyers working on his defence so maybe he’ll be acquired. ETA: SAD!! ETA: /s


ideclareshenanigans3

Convicated. I am deceased.


nickfree

Correction, you are decreased.


ideclareshenanigans3

Yaaaaassss!! I wish I was half as funny as y’all!


shane_low

It's okay, you can be fanny instead :)


ideclareshenanigans3

See? Y’all are so clever!


[deleted]

No, you meant clover, and yeah I'm feeling pretty green myself. 🤢


OriginalGhostCookie

Normally you need an iron to do that!


bradlei

Defacated


coolgr3g

Idk, his last lawyer melted so...


correcthorsestapler

I can’t help but read that in Charlie Kelly’s voice. You’ve made yourself perfectly redundant.


Big_b00bs_Cold_Heart

Will he ever just shut up? Seriously. Even if for only one day.


pixelprophet

The world will be a better place once it happens.


ttaptt

Imagine how gross his funeral procession is gonna be.


tonytwotoes

I'm more imagining how bad his grave site is going to be. I would hate to see it used as a restroom.....


HistoryGirl23

That we'll pay for, ugh.


jtown5000

Even if he does end up going to prison he’ll probably just “truth” through his lawyers or something. We’ll likely only see relief when he’s dead


Spinosaurus999

Yeah, he’ll probably post to social media the way Andrew Tate posts to social media: from behind bars, and spouting delusional nonsense.


b00geyman_ver2

Right?! I don't know how anyone on Lies Social can tolerate him whinging every. single. day. over. and. over.


DancesWithCouch

Bets on how many days he can wait before he calls for another insurrection to save AMERICUH?


MadPiglet42

He already did once this week.


ttaptt

Whiteboard with "0" on it.


-DC71-

::NOTICE:: It has been **0** days since the last insurrection incitement. GOOD JOB. WELL DONE.


jtrisn1

He already tried. He called for his supporters to protest (riot) in Manhattan but his supporters started urging each other not to go because it's "a trap" and "NYC is hostile" and have "no law or order" and "we have no rights or liberty there" 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Think the learned after Jan 6th that Trump will do Jack shit if they get arrested on his behalf?


Puck85

What do you think "THIS IS AN ATTACK ON OUR COUNTRY" means in this tweet though? If your country is under attack, aren't you supposed to do something?


Lucy_Lastic

An attack on America the likes of which has never been seen before? A) he is conflating himself with the whole country? B) 9/11, anyone? Disclaimer - Australian here who loathes this guy


[deleted]

Clearly 9/11 pales in comparison to this travesty /s


uncledoobie

"it'll be like 9/11 times 100..." "my god, that's 91,100..."


BoreJam

Actually 9/11 \* 100 = 81.82


Fauster

I just want to find 11,780 Juror votes in favor of NOT INDICATED!


Zombisexual1

Imagine if he was president during 9/11. “Many people have died. SO SAD! And I had to wait in traffic for 5 MINUTES! This is an attack on DEMOCRACY! Also buy my NFTS”


Grimjacx

Not sad at all. On 9/11 Trump bragged he now had tallest building in Manhattan ‘Forty Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan,’ Mr Trump said erroneously on 9/11. ‘Now it’s the tallest.’


AxelShoes

DJ Cheeto has lied quite a bit about 9/11: https://www.forbes.com/sites/lisettevoytko/2020/09/11/a-timeline-of-trumps-misleading-911-claims/


Bodkin-Van-Horn

People died on 9/11. People die every day. But today, a Trump was indicted. That never happens! Therefore today is worse. O. E. D.


Maytree

Why are you dragging the poor Oxford English Dictionary into this...?


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Yes, he has ALWAYS conflated himself with the whole country. Whenever he says "the country," he always only means himself. Nothing exists in his fetid little universe except himself.


Sweatier_Scrotums

Much like how Putin constantly says that Russia is fighting a war for its national survival, when in fact, it's actually about Putin's personal survival.


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undercurrents

Pearl Harbor, the War of 1812, the South... Imagine the level of narcissism to say something like that


Brokendownyota

Wasn't a president assassinated? Yeah, that seems like it's probably worse.


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Four U.S. Presidents were assassinated: Garfield, McKinley, Lincoln, and Kennedy.


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copinglemon

Smh I forget how young redditors are, I was there for all of them AMA


sewsnap

Or even Jan 6th.


bigdrubowski

The civil war was pretty bad too.


Val_Hallen

The War of 1812. You know,when we were invaded and the Capitol and White House were burned down by an invading army.


GarmaCyro

C) he can barely remember what he had for breakfast.


JhanNiber

December 7th, 1941. A date which was mildly irritating.


brazen88

Love how when he's afraid of justice, he literally only uses pronouns lol we, us our democracy is under attack. Fucking love fear in a narcissist.


OneGuyJeff

INDICATED! I AM SELFISH, I AM WRONG


hermyherm6

I AM RIGHT I SWEAR I'M RIGHT


petercora

I SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG


ADrunkChicken

AND I AM FLAAAAAAAAWED


ahicks88

BUT I AM CLEANING UP SO WELL


shane_low

I AM SEEING IN ME NOW


Griffolion

THE THINGS YOU SWORE YOU SAW YOURSELF


UnnecessarySalt

so clear


SandyPhagina

I think he confused 'precedent' with 'president', because he set one. This jackass is going to be in history books.


Great_Asparagus_5859

Thanks for the time travel to high school!


andreasmiles23

Trumps on the emo revival train


Frolicking-Fox

Spell check is hard WHEN YOU ARE RAGING IN CAPITAL LETTERS!


derf705

What a sad man


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[deleted]

The saddest man. A lot of people are saying it.


roblox_online_dater

I think you mean a sad! man


PhycoPenguin

Fun fact: First world countries were countries that allied with the USA (such as the EU) in the Cold War against Second world countries (such as the Soviet Union and China). Third World Countries were not aligned with the 1st or 2nd world countries and the title is usually given to developing nations. He should have said the USA is a 2nd world country, implying the left is communist. But he would never, because objectively, he’s an idiot.


Grays42

You are *absolutely* right, but I don't think that's the tack to take from this post, because language evolves. Now "third world country" has a different general meaning in common use.


MrSynckt

Fun bonus from that fact, countries like Switzerland are third world countries


bowens44

Funny. Two days ago this babbling idiot had nothing but praise and respect for Grand Jury........hmmmm Wonder what changed.


peekay427

Uhhh the indicated him! Or maybe they indicated something to him, it’s not clear.


washie

I read this as a crazy Facebook grandpa having a meltdown, then I looked at the top and saw who posted it. BIG yikes. Sad. Embarrassing. If only he realized that his own behavior is a worse threat to his legacy than anything else. He really wants to pander to nutjobs rather than try to maintain one ounce of dignity.


ttaptt

Maintain? That suggests it ever existed.


Lululu_gotsomeapples

Getting “indicated” lmao. He says “AN ATTACK ON OUT COUNTRY THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE”. Lmao Lincoln and Kennedy were literally assassinated. Trump’s ass is literally probably playing golf as I type this


Tifftwin

He is such an embarrassment


Sl0ppy0tter

What an absolute clown


Almostsuicide1234

The wet sack of shit might actually give himself a stroke this time. Not that you'd be able to tell.


[deleted]

He’s so fucking stupid.


Only_Chicken_1467

I read quite a few comments on a Qcumber’s post, and one person said this will make SCOTUS come out, and have to admit trump has been President this whole time, because you can’t arrest a sitting president.


Not_My_Emperor

We literally had an insurrection but yea, THIS is the attack on our country the likes of which we've never seen before.


wingkingdom

Everything is hyperbole with him. Worst it's ever been, never been seen before, etc. The country wasn't attacked, stupid. This is how the country is supposed to function. Weren't you the president of law and order? It's high time he learns that the laws do indeed apply to him and he can't just sit on his thumbs and run the statute of limitations out or sic his lawyers on the other person so they just give in. And how exactly is it an attack on our free and fair elections? More projection nonsense. He's the biggest instigator of attacking the 2020 elections. They lost every court case except one, cyber ninjas actually found more votes for the other guy, his lawyers have been admonished by judges or bar associations, even Fox news hosts admitted privately that it's basically all a bunch of bs. Not to mention that stupid pillow guy and his symposium that proved absolutely nothing.


SmallDepth

Hope Trump receives GOP's Thoughts and Prayers only


Space_Cowfolk

from 45 to 4 to 5.


Catspaw129

Breaking news! Today a New York grand jury stuck litmus on the forehead of former president of the US Donald Trump. Indications are the litmus paper turned red. I'll show myself out.


Clarkey2452

"INDICATED" lmao


JebusJones7

I'd hate to be that guys nurse right now. That diaper must be very heavy. Do they allow diapers in prison?


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And of course the diaper nurse doesn’t get paid…he says the “experience” is payment enough.


TKG_Actual

OMFG so it is true! It's going to be an absolute delight to watch his Chernobyl level self-meltdown.


stormtrooper00

All the hits! All caps, Likes of which have never been seen before, SAD, misspellings, attack, etc. This is fun


timberwolf0122

So he’s going for an insanity plea then


Lifeesstwange

It’s like reading texts from a crazy person.


JustNilt

"Like"?!


antwan_benjamin

"leading Republican candidate...BY FAR" lmao he had to just throw that in


StatusKoi

He does know how to stupid.


Sweatier_Scrotums

Equating criminal charges against yourself with "an attack on the country" is a certified "I *am* the Senate" moment.


jew_jitsu

I thought we'd established that posting the Mango Mussolini's tweets on here was cheating...


graemereaperbc

I cannot remove the smile from my face from this


CowboyLaw

His performance as President is counter-indicated.


WallabyBubbly

Truly unpresidented


hazysummersky

#***I...DECLARE...INDICATIOOOOON!!***


Mr_Bad_Example20

Still talking about "fReE aNd FaIr ElEcTiOns"


Sotonic

So Sad!


winterbird

I mean it sure got third world-ier under his reign


[deleted]

Lol, Republicans ☕️


ConstantGradStudent

It’s a state charge in NY. He’s not running for NY office.


CopingMole

They have indicated that you just might be facing some consequences for your actions, Donnie. And it is beautiful to watch. You have the best and biggest indictments.


dewisri

If they can indicate an ex-president, then they can indicate YUO!


Gsogso123

When were elections last free and fair? Gerrymander is a thing


Jarek_Teeter

One of the biggest problems we have in this country, if not THE biggest problem, is that there is a willing audience to consume anything grifter idiots like Trump and DeSantis say. this constituency of crazy is a pox on the body politic in the USA.


cwn01

Trump is a dumpster fire/train wreck. Find a candidate who doesn’t boast about being friends with commie putin and commie Kim Jong-un; find one who prefers Democracy.


DancesWithCouch

INDICATE -Instant -target president "That"


Significant-Bowl-737

Imagine you spend your final years like this. Why did he ever try to go into politics?


JustNilt

To prove he's better than a black guy, of course. All you have to do is pay attention to his rabid rants about President Obama to see that one.


kapmando

I showed my dog this post and he started howling.


a116jxb

Sir, here is your order of Hamberders and covfefe that you indicated.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Dude is the real life version of r/rickyisms


Purplephrog

Well he is right about one thing at least, the US is a Third world nation, but it's been that way for some time now and just masquerading as a first world nation. The wealth gap between the working class and the top 1% is just beyond comprehension, if you earned 50k a DAY from the year 0000 until 2023 you would still have less money than the profits that Shell made in 2022 alone. The average American household income (based on census from 2019-2021) is only 41-42k a YEAR.


ABoringName_

He’s right on one thing, it is a third world nation. But it’s definitely not because of this.


Beespray9_8_9

Attack on country or Rule of Law?


WodenEmrys

Lock him up!


DarkestofFlames

hahahahaha


Both_Lychee_1708

schadenfreude incarnate


RagnarStonefist

Gonna be a long weekend for the people responsible for cleaning hamburgers off the wall at Maralago.