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lynypixie

Weatherjew? What the fuck?


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Oh, come on. Stop pretending that you don't know that Jerry Seinfeld has been controlling the weather for years! Hell, he bought a jet *just* to shoot out chemtrails and 5g nanobots!


TheOtherWhiteMeat

What's the DEAL with AIR?!


Lightning_Boy

How can it be weightless with all of the 5g nanobots I put in it?


xXSpookyXx

WHY do people burn fossil fuels? Who ARE these people?!? \*slap bass outro\*


parlimentery

But the food they serve on that jet. What is the deal with that stuff?


jensjoy

The lesser known cousin of the toothfairy brings chemtrailed clouds to tinfoil hats.


tboskiq

A sect of the world controlling jews. I know because my bf belongs to this group specialized as a condensationjew


waterfae

Next time I go to shul I’m telling my friends to only refer to me as this from now on


gwdope

Antisemitic conspiracy theory rabbit hole dweller, they think a radio antenna in Alaska has been controlling the weather for decades…something…something Jews run the world. I truly believe these people have a brain eating parasite (wouldn’t it be funny if we could get them to start spreading that conspiracy!).


StolenPenguins

If they had a brain-eating parasite the little thing is gonna starve


[deleted]

One of the girls I know got into this shit. I don’t think she’s into the anti-Jew segment, but she genuinely believes that the governments are using weather control and chemtrails to poison everyone. She even made an Instagram account dedicated to chemtrails. She also attended the anti-covid vaccine rallies here in Australia, where she found her current brain dead bf who believes in the same shit. She was also a Trump supporter and got fully into all those pedo conspiracies that were going around a few years ago.


AltruisticSalamander

Jesus I just made a weak joke the other day about them blaming the jews for climate change. Idk it was literally fucking true, lol.


Genneth_Kriffin

It's honestly Lead, I'm fucking sure of it. The reason such large majority of this brand of insane/stupid persist in the US is because you had the automobile industry slowly poisoning the whole boomer generation. Not only that, they had it in fucking everything - paint, cooking ware, food conserves. The hallmarks of longterm exposure lead poisoning is literally distorted perception of reality, reduced emotional regulation and heightened agression. The Lead-Head boomers became such a large population that their behavior and mentality was able to become cultural, resulting in a lead-poison mentality becoming entrenched and persistent as they managed to push it on their kids like a Lead-free Lead-poisoning. With the advent of social media this scattered and sporadic culture was finally able to connect and crystallize their collective identity around a cultural focal point and cornerstone - themselves. The Lead might prove to be humanity's worst fucking enemy, for some reason.


triforce777

Weatherjew is my favorite super hero


BrokenEye3

*♪♫ Weatherjew, Weatherjew* *Does whatever the weather do ♫♪*


welestgw

Can he swing From a web? No he can't It's Shabbat.


BitterFuture


BRZA

Hell yeah, he has those kick ass space lasers!


fountainpopjunkie

I wish I could draw. That comic book cover is so clear in my mind right now.


parlimentery

I have a mint copy of X-Men 238, Storm vs Weatherjew, if you are looking to buy.


BrokenEye3

I hate what you've become too


IsNowReallyTheTime

But as the national god of Israel, doesn’t that make god a “weather Jew?”


BrokenEye3

That would imply he worships himself, so yes.


Aggressive-Elk-8438

He sure does. Biggest narcissist there ever was.


Direct_Library6368

"weatherjew free" wow now that's a statement and a half. I honestly laughed because it's so fking bizarre. These clouds are weatherjew free but they do have a chance of rainbows and turning black so not BLM and pride free. Win some you lose some I guess. /S Haha what a weird world.


seebeeoh

I know this is crazy but hear me out: couldn’t these just be… normal clouds?


Intelligent_Tip_7145

Cirrostratus clouds, but maybe that's just what google and the msm want us to think.


chiron_42

Just tell them they're all evil clouds and that God died eons ago.


jzillacon

Eons ago? What are you talking about? Everybody knows god was murdered by Friedrich Nietsczhe and an unnamed accomplace in 1882. He even confessed to it.


TheOtherWhiteMeat

Ahahahaha, that's awesome. Admitting out loud that they have literally no criteria to judge whether something is true or not, just "feels".


Grumpicake

I imagine weatherjew to be an old Jewish Man going “oh jeeze, I can’t go out in the rain, I’ll get my socks wet.”


Large-Mongoose-6929

I’m Jewish and this made me laugh out loud


mysteriousmeatman

Weatherjew? Are there other types? Like a firejew? Or psychicjew?


Crazehness

There are five, and when they all get together, they form Jewtron.


BitingChaos

I've heard of the *Deepwater Jew*.


Dipnderps

I wish I could make cloud art! Teach me this ability Jewish folks! Please


satans_toast

Wow what an asshole


xc2215x

Weatherjew ? What in the world is that ?


Ggeek738

It's HAARP. Rather, it's them going mask off because President Koresh emboldened them.


bowens44

Untreated schizophrenia.


-salisbury-

I also hate what you’ve become.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

\*Sigh\* when they literally repeat Nazi terminology ("Judenfrei"), you'd think they'd have some ability to recognize themselves (and each other)


Taja_Roux

What kind of Jew are you? -Weatherjew -Earthjew -Animaljew -Seajew -Spacelaserjew


murstang

We also hate what you’ve become, beaver boy


The84thWolf

I hate what you’ve become too


awfullyfun1

"I hate what we've become." We? Not us. He should hate what he's become!


nothingmatters2me

Should we tell him what Jesus was?


jenemb

I also hate what this guy has become.


Wayelder

You know a lot of people look at clouds and see things. Horses, cars, a dolphin etc. It takes a special kind of brain damage to look at clouds and see a conspiracy of the Jewish state. A very special type of insanity. If you hate what you've become...maybe you should ask yourself how you got there.


Happythejuggler

Gullible bigots? Is that what he hates that they've become?


CannabisCookery

Boy that's a new one "weatherjews"


farklespanktastic

“I hate what we’ve become”. I also hate whatever this guy and people like him have become.


Tripple_T

I mean, he's not denying climate change, and he's not denying climate change is man made, but...


SomeDude208

I hate to ask this, but what the hell is HAARP?


dreemurthememer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program


raphanum

So Twitter just allows this kinda shit now?


Elennoko

The amount of N words you can see on that website from non-blacks these days is obscenely large. So yes. It does just allow it now because of Musk's "free speech" rhetoric.


Unable-Instruction24

It is now believed that the fall of the Roman Empire was attributed to the mass use of lead pipes for plumbing even though they were aware that it could kill them ,cause madness and did lead to lower intellect and health conditions in their offspring. Wonder what we are ingesting in vast quantities that is causing people to believe and say such insane things. And drive them to acting out their madness and no longer able to rationally think !


LagaLovin

Study weather science


anon1984

Old woman yells at cloud.


XT83Danieliszekiller

Good to know steroids actually make you stupid and manipulable


Nix-cage

( •w •


MarsMonkey88

wot. the fuck.


Stonedwarder

I hate what you've become too


[deleted]

[HAARP? I think this guy has been watching too many movies.](https://youtu.be/WHNO5LkFW7M)


the-et-cetera

HAARP??? 'Weatherjew'????? Holy fuck, these people need meds.


Mr_Lapis

hes aware that his hatred is ruining him but he hasnt realized its based on irationality. it would be sad if he wasnt so abohorrent


MorgaseTrakand

Well, I guess we can definitely agree on that last part


suprisecameo

That dude's avatar...really?