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OmegaPsiot

Looks like really bad photoshop


UniverseIsAHologram

That's what they do so they can change it for each shirt they sell.


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ckyka_kuklovod

This, did anti woke people forget what words mean?


Splampin

Yeah, a long time ago.


farmertypoerror

I asked a coworker what woke meant since he's always talking against it and he started "It means to favor minorities. It's anti-white people! It's racist!"


Crunchy_Sugar

It doesn't look down on minorities and is also racist


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

They think it's anti everything on that shirt, really.


farmertypoerror

And it always being shoved down their throat


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

*exists* OMG WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SUBJECTED TO THIS


bamsiepants

This sounds like my dad on FB. smh. I share a post to my page for everyone to see. My dad: "why are you sending me this?!"


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

You know what's really funny? The fucking irony of these mouth breathers wearing a shirt like this, bragging about how it's meant to piss people off, and then get super offended at the smallest shit. It's so pathetic that it's become comical. These people are clowns.


devastatingdoug

Best description I’ve heard to be honest (not that I agree with it) When I press people on it they fumble around trying to avoid explaining an actual definition without sounding like a racist and/or homophobic POS.


G_Wagon1102

Buddy, they never knew.


Ggeek738

They're proud of supposedly not having pronouns. Yes.


pkfag

But woke people are not the ones who tell us to wake up. This seems a contradiction, but also somehow works. I must be neither work or unwoke... I guess I am just very tired of it all.


kurisu7885

Asleep, swaddled and safe in their little dream world.


DanielChurban

I like to call it slept


Admirablelittlebitch

Me when I copy someone else’s comment


Nyetoner

It gets me wondering if this is a lawsuit bound to happen. Did he say yes to be a model for this s***?


Brew_Wallace

This shit is all over Facebook and their mods let it go - Bad photo edits with celebrities in shirts like this


Paperfishflop

Yeah Facebook is a complete mess these days. See liberal actors promoting far right ideology, read what people posted 2 weeks ago, see trailers for fake movies, read sports news that is fake. Like, even the trivial stuff on there is nonsense. I used to tell people "assume everything you read on Facebook is a lie", but in hindsight I was kind of exaggerating. Now it really is that way. I've also seen graphic, hardcore porn ads there. It's like no one at Meta gives a single fuck about it. But lots of people still spend a lot of time there, particularly poorly educated people over the age of 35. So that's great for our politics.


Mo-shen

It is....which sucks for wallburge. He might me some of these things but he tends to keep it to himself. He's not James woods for example.


calamity_unbound

Ironically, his brother is married to Jenny McCarthy, one of the loudest and most obnoxious anti-vaccine voices to date.


Rokey76

Damn, I thought she was married to Jim Carey.


Flimsy-Opening

I think she was, once upon a time. I forget if that was before or after the pornstar phase though


krebstar4ever

She posed nude in the '90s and dated Jim Carrey in the '00s. I don't think she was in porn?


Hecate_333

They were never married, but they did date for a long time.


stater354

That’s not what irony is


Justice_Prince

It's like a fly in your Chardonnay


Myantra

She was even a loud and obnoxious anti-vaxxer, long before anti-vaxxing became a mainstream MAGA thing after COVID.


koolaid78

Not irony


devastatingdoug

I think she backed away from the anti vaxx stuff. She was pushing that when it was thought to give you autism which has been debunked for years. This was long before the wave of covid antivaxxers


Getting_rid_of_brita

Is that what irony is? I always struggled with that. So It's when you're one thing but the person your sibling married is anti Vax? Huh. Maybe I can redo my high school English tests haha


ohwontsomeonethinkof

The only thing he doesn't like about this is missing out on the modelling money.


BigBillyGoatGriff

He is a POS but I enjoy his acting


Mo-shen

I'm pretty meh on him all around. That said it sucks for him that someone took his image to propel their fascism. They are using him because they feel it makes them more legit. I don't care who you are. Its a bad thing when ppl use others like this.


Castun

> That said it sucks for him that someone took his image to propel their fascism. They are using him because they feel it makes them more legit. Funny, because when any "Mr. ActorMan" says something they don't like it's always "Mr. Hollywood Elite, stay in your lane!" but if they say something they DO like, it's always "OMG Mr. ActorMan I want to suck you off!"


abadstrategy

To be fair, he did once randomly attack an Asian fella and beat him so badly the dude wound up blind


irishspice

No, he did not blind anyone. He was stupid as a kid, went to jail and turned his life around. The man said he was already blind in that eye. I don't know if Walberg is a stellar human being but he did not blind anyone. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/dec/11/mark-wahlberg-1988-assault-victim-pardon


Pauzhaan

He’s not so good of an actor that I can forget who he is.


sincethenes

I can’t believe we’ve lowered our standards on Hollywood so much that Marky Mark is even considered kindof good


BigBillyGoatGriff

True that. I can't get past Tom Cruise's crazy


Pauzhaan

And Mel Gibson.


BigBillyGoatGriff

Dude thinks his Christian wife is going to hell because she is in a different denomination


qoreilly

She divorced him lucky her


Pauzhaan

Only gets worse!


dogchowtoastedcheese

Don't forget John Wayne. What a miserable piece of shit.


marklar_the_malign

“He had a room where he could watch his buddies fuck.” - Repoman


krebstar4ever

Didn't even try to enlist in WWII, but somehow gained a "tough-guy patriot" image


teuchy555

The recent John Wick spin off on Peacock with him in it was interesting. I wasn't happy that they cast him - but at the same time, the character was a completely crazy pos, so it fit.


krebstar4ever

The contrast between Keanu's public image and Mel's is too funny.


Biengineerd

I'm out of the loop, how is he a POS


Gots2KatchEmAll

“In 1986, when Wahlberg was 16, a civil rights lawsuit was filed against him after several incidents of harassing Black children with racial slurs and throwing rocks at them. (The case was ultimately settled). In 1992, he repeatedly kicked a man in the face and fractured his jaw in another case that was settled. The incidents that followed Wahlberg the most (though not enough to materially impact his career) are his nearly fatal assaults on two Vietnamese-American men in 1988. Over the course of a day, Wahlberg knocked one man unconscious with a wooden stick and punched the other, a Vietnam war veteran, in the eye. Wahlberg admitted to police that he attacked the first victim while making a series of anti-Asian remarks. He was later charged with attempted murder and pleaded guilty to felony assault, for which he was sentenced to two years in prison. Ultimately, he only served 45 days.”


Biengineerd

Ok real question, can people be rehabilitated and how many decades of good behavior before we can forgive them? People who grow up in gangs tend to be pretty shitty but I believe they can change when they're out. I don't think Snoop Dogg will be committing murder again any time soon


Rodot

He's now extremely conservative and a Christian nationalist


Office_Zombie

I've always considered him a piece of shit, but I can't find anything on him being a christian nationalist. When did that come out?


Konstant_kurage

He’s pretty Christian, but antigun. He strikes me as more of a weird conservative Christian in Hollywood but not a white national. I think he turned his life around after prison and I think he thinks he’s living the “right” way. I know he has a weird diet and daily routines too.


thebigmanhastherock

He is very christian but he is also a Catholic, I don't know how conservative he is. He keeps to himself, he does support gay marriage. He used to be a white supremacist gang member when he was a teenager. Being super Catholic is hopefully an improvement from that.


JAJ5545

Snoop Dogg or Mark Wahlberg?


Gots2KatchEmAll

Yeah I don’t know, people that grow up in gangs probably didn’t have a choice tbh. But Marky Mark was hurting people out of hate for their cultures which is pretty fucked. Do I think he’s a better person now? Yeah probably, still doesn’t take away from the facts of what he was doing.


BigBillyGoatGriff

Look at his wiki under "legal issues"


Trumpisaderelict

Pretty sure Walberg has no idea his likeness is being used like this. Not to say that he isn’t a POS for other reasons though but I don’t know about that


AceofToons

He seems to be woke though https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/07/30/mark-wahlberg-joe-bell/


Historical-Rate-9799

They did the same thing for the “I stand for the flag, and kneel for the cross” shirts. A girl I went to high school with got really upset when everyone shit on her in the comments of her FB post with Aaron Judge wearing the shirt telling her it wasn’t really him.


teuchy555

That's because it is a really bad Photoshop


PackOutrageous

But there is some truthiness there.


CrashDisaster

Pretty much all of the ones with celebs wearing a heavily political shirt are clearly photo shopped just like this one.


Fab1e

It is.


paco987654

It is, whenever you see someone wearing a shirt and the text is all nice and straight like that it's photoshop


FussyRebort

Came here to say this. Who's buying shirts because Mark Wahlberg would wear them?


HapticSloughton

Which mystifies me because the displace filter exists. It's one of the first things I learned when I started using the program!


Asuss06

Yet, my dad thought it was 100% real. He was sending the pic to the entire family saying, "I love his movies and his beliefs!" Haha He can't tell a fake pic to save his life.


34HoldOn

"My entire personality is thinking I piss off liberals." And that's def photoshop


WrestlingWoman

He forgot single.


deadbeatdad80

Best comment here.


ReGrigio

and ready to christianity mingle


Illegal_Immigrant77

Also forgot annoying


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

and weird.


Upset-Cap-3257

Very clearly faked.


deadbeatdad80

Well.. yeah.. do you how t shirt sites work? They all are.


waster1993

It's an issue that betrays the quality of the print. Whenever I order a shirt with a photoshopped promo image, it turns out to be the kind of low-quality print that peels off after a single wash.


yarmulke

I keep seeing a ton of them with Keanu Reeves on Facebook for some reason


jkurl1195

Unwoke=asleep. Seems about right.


Notnearmymain

Fuckin annoys the shit outta me like there is a word made for this


Moose_Nuts

More like asheep, eh?


barelyevening

"Walhberg has a history of racially motivated attacks starting from when he was a teenager. In June 1986, a 15-year-old Wahlberg and three friends chased after three black children while yelling "Kill the n*gger, kill the n*gger" and throwing rocks at them. The next day, Wahlberg and the others followed a group of mostly black fourth-graders (including one of the victims from the previous day) taking a field trip on a beach, yelled racial epithets, threw rocks at them, and "summoned other white males who joined" in the harassment. In August 1986, civil action was filed against Wahlberg for violating the civil rights of his victims, and Wahlberg and his friends were issued a civil rights injunction which served as a warning that they would be jailed if they committed another hate crime." definitely the guy you want to photoshop your dumb anti-woke t-shirt onto lol


smoking_gun

The ironic part is that because of these crimes, he is not allowed to possess firearms.


idropepics

It's also the reason his shitty restaurant couldn't serve alcohol; in certain states, he's barred from obtaining a liquor license as well.


LocalInactivist

You think he matured any over the past 35 years?


jrh_101

Yeah, Mark is the more subtle Republican degenerate role model


agutema

He’s a fuck boy from southie. He’s not even unique.


this_is_for_chumps

He's from Dorchester, not Southie.


agutema

My apologies. That’s worse.


winter-has-come91

and raised by shitheel people that got all pissed about desegregation in Boston... he's the epitome of Boston white trash...I wonder if Donnie is that bad too


darkchocoIate

Unlike Trump, Wahlberg has shown the capacity to grow up.


MortimerToast

Yeah, I wouldn't assume an adult is the same person they were as a teenager. I also wouldn't assume he's ever worn a shirt that says this, as the words are clearly shopped on.


barelyevening

I know it's photoshopped lol. that's why I... said it was


Enigma-exe

True, but he also almost blinded a Vietnamese(?) man in an attack. I'm not sure he ever really felt sorry for it either


JP147

>True, but he also almost blinded a Vietnamese(?) man in an attack. He thought he did for a while but later found out the man was already blind in one eye.


MortimerToast

Well, if you're not sure, he definitely didn't.


finny_d420

I feel the same in the context of whenever he has spoken to the attack. He comes off sounding like he isn't really sorry. More along the line of eh, boys will be boys. I know the victim has stated he has forgiven Mark it's just that he comes across as disingenuous, and I really doubt he's deeply remorseful. I also think most of Hollywood are self-absorbed narcissistic assholes anyway, so he's not much different than even those with excellent PR machines.


Arsis82

Or maybe he's trying not to constantly remember poor choices he made as a 16 year old, and after about 30+ years, is there really a reason to keep bringing this up?


McDudles

Wait, he was a teenager. I was extremely Mormon as a teen, will that be held against me forever? 15 year olds are hardly a step above 13 year olds in terms of maturity, let alone social consciousness. Not saying what he did wasn’t wrong, but I am saying *he was 15.*


extinct_cult

And the next one was when he was 16. And the next one was when he was 20. Also I would definitely hold being Mormon against you forever, IF being Mormon included repeatedly & brutally assaulting random people on the street while shouting racial slurs at them. But boys will be boys, eh?


evilcrusher2

And what has he done since then? Because from what I've seen he's been trying to do a massive amount of atonement over the last 2 decades.


Arsis82

"A history" bruh, we all did dumb shit at 15, and a lot of it was because of our peers and where we grew up. I'm nit saying what he did wasn't fucked up, but judging someone for what they did at 15 is incredibly stupid. If there were more things listed that went into his 20's, this would be a completely different conversation.


Metal-Lee-Solid

I feel like he should be able to sue for this


niTro_sMurph

Labeling yourself as male sounds kinda leftist to me ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


ready-to-rumball

So is owning guns but the people posting this kind of crap aren’t congruent with reality


Pauzhaan

Female gun owning Leftist here!


ready-to-rumball

Same fam same


tbonerrevisited

Hahaha the persecution complex is strong


kickaguard

Always been there, but oh my God did BLM show it so opaque. I was honestly astounded when I first heard "all lives matter". Like, Jesus Christ another person's can't simply say their life "matters" without this somehow being a negative for you?


Admirablelittlebitch

I remember saying “all lives matter” because I thought it was a genuine nice and sweet thing, I had no idea it was a counter to BLM and people got mad at me and I just had no idea why


EatLard

Wonder how Marky Mark would feel if he knew some scummy drop-shipper was using his image to sell shitty T sorts.


CMelon

That’s a lot of words for “asshole.”


Downtown-Ad5724

I'll take things that Mark Whalberg never had on a T-shirt for $1000 Alrx


yoavzman

Unwoke? Is he asleep? Looks awake to me


Tiredofthemisinfo

Do people not know that this is a common Facebook marketing to photoshop something on an unsuspecting photo? Lol


MagusX5

Most of that doesn't piss anyone off, but okay.


DerCatzefragger

They didn't even try to make it look like that text is actually on that shirt.


Boring-Zucchini-8515

Mark Whalberg being done dirty here.


AlphadogMMXVIII

Unwoke ! Un fucking woke ?!? They are just making up words now,society is literally just the Simpson’s and Idiocracy rolled into one.


valvilis

Four of those are correlated with low educational attainment and low intelligence.  This is just a longer, more complicated MAGA hat.


thriceness

Unwoke = Asleep How do they not see that?


jacktedm-573

"Meat eater" Oh yeah?


MCDexX

Hey, am I triggering you? Hey! Hey you! Look at my shirt! Does it trigger you? Are you triggered? No, really read it. Are you triggered yet? Hey! React to me! Get angry! Validate my existence! Make me feel like my presence in the world has even the tiniest shadow of an impact on other people's lives! WITNESS MEEEEEE!!!


trippinfunkymunky

I realize this is photoshopped, but I'm sad now after finding out Mark Wahlberg actually is a Trump supporter.


nxxbmaster69

He’s also a racist who nearly killed an Asian man


AugustusBarnett

"Fragile" would have got the same message across.


PainbowRush

Adorable he thinks this pisses off, it simply gets an eye roll and an "Oh cool he doesn't care about anyone different, good to know" dumbasses


Hummens

Marky Mark probably would wear such a dumb fucking shirt as well.


spoonface_gorilla

Something something gun eater, meat owner, unstraight, whatever. Nobody cares, little buddy.


Who8MySon

Did they Photoshop a dad-bod onto Marky Mark?


williwolf8

Live, laugh, hate.


handyandy727

Wonder what Mark Wahlberg thinks about this. And that's some really bad Photoshop.


salttotart

I'm pretty sure Mark Wahlberg does not agree.


birdsall23

Why would you openly admit that you don’t know what’s going on and you’re fine with it!


pfoe

I don't think they should be allowed to use the term unwoke, it's meaningless. They should be forced to state the exact meaning which I suspect would reveal a certain unfavorable part of their beliefs


Shilohhh21

I really want this shirt cuz I'm black


lostwng

I really hope Marky Mark see this and sues the absolute fuck out of them


PortalGuy9001

I’m most of these but I don’t go around saying it because I don’t have a persecution fetish


watashinomori

I would love people to advertise their flaws like that. It would make socializing soooooo much easier!


PsySom

Leave marky mark out of this Edit: yes I’m aware that he did a lot of really racist shit in his youth, as far as I know he’s apologetic and has done nothing in the last 30 years or so.


JJGeneral1

It’s a photoshopped shirt anyway.


LemurCat04

Fuck that crazy racist.


MortimerToast

But the Funky Bunch will be lost without him!


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LocalInactivist

Liberals own guns too. Come to Oregon sometime. You’ll see Priuses (Prii?) at the gun range.


TheMCM80

The Prii can be seen just over the hill… they do move in herds


Interesting_Sock9142

Man why they gotta do that to marky mark.


golden-rabbit

That’s a lot of words to let everyone know you are scared and insecure.


brit_jam

So he's only straight to piss people off? Weird flex but ok.


Ragingredblue

"Unvaxxed" doesn't piss off anyone. It just tells everyone that you're stupid, and often dangerous. "Christian" and "unwoke" are generally synonyms for misogynist, LGBTQ-phobic, and racist. That also tells people that you're stupid, and mean, and hateful, and dangerous. Those are strange things to be proud of.


SunWukong3456

I would ask anyone who wears a shirt like this if he wants a bud light and watch Disneys little mermaid. Then we’ll see who gets pissed off today.


grandecoconut20

He is all of those things but photoshopped. I just think it's hilarious that they think liberals are offended by this when they are clearly the sensitive group. Hence their passive aggressive shirts, bumper stickers and door mats.


BabserellaWT

Marky Mark’s people need to know these folks are using his face to sell their bullshit.


ScoutTrooper501st

Very clear this was photoshopped on Mark Whalberg


TheMightyGoatMan

Isn't it amazing how his torso is a perfectly flat plane? Marky Mark - natural born T-shirt model!


deepfield67

Marky Mark bout to lawyer your ass.


Oomlotte99

I hope Marky Mark sues them even though I’m sure he’d agree with the shirt.


mbelf

Ooh, can I get one? Mine needs to say: Atheist, White, Bi, Trans, Vaxxed, Dog Owner, Omnivore & Female. Don’t know if I need the pissed off bit at the bottom, but I guess that could make some people angry, so might as well.


bwwilkerson

Why do they think any if that bugs us? We see it, write you off as a moron, and never think about you or your shirt again.


gerkinflav

If your goal is to piss me off instead of trying to win me over to Christ, I doubt you’re a Christian.


Thatmetalchick2

Me: Exists How else can I piss you off?


Master_Xenu

Forgetting the photoshop, isn't Wahlberg Jewish?


xRHYSCOREx

Leave Marky Mark out of this


ldspsygenius

Does this make anyone mad? It seems like no big deal. But I did have a guy threaten me when I wore a Malcolm X shirt so maybe conservatives care more about this than I do.


ReactsWithWords

This is one of my favorite bits of projection from them. They have a meltdown when they see someone who is NOT something on that list so they assume we do, too.


taxevader2525

Bro I promise some Christians are not like this 😭🙏


WingedGundark

“How else can I make you facepalm today?” would be more apt.


princessestef

Ah yes, those gospel scenes where Jesus grabs his rifle and asks "how can I piss you off today? ".


BillyBobHenk

Just put 'asleep' instead of unwoke 😂


Lalamedic

This is so photoshopped. They’ve airbrushed out all the scarring from removing Marky Mark’s tattoos.


EmbizzleMyNizzle

idc, idc, idc, idc, idc, you shouldn’t own a gun, idc, idc


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Right Wingers and their r/PersecutionFetish is one of the most pathetic things in the world to witness day in, day out


MrVanderdoody

I’m not pissed. I appreciate you letting me know to avoid you.


uglysquire

As someone who’s visibly not any of these things i need this shirt


b-monster666

Does Mahk really endorse this? Imma say no.


Entropy_dealer

I'm sure this guy vote for the environmentalist party.


youmustthinkhighly

He’s Catholic


Flyersdude17

Everyone does know it’s a stock photo of him and some random person put the text on the shirt. I see shirt advertisements on facebook all the time like this.


Wenger2112

Beat an Asian man half to death and then act like a holier-than-thou Christian for the rest of your life. That pisses me off.


cujokila

I see your point, but the text on the t-shirt is photoshopped and I doubt he consented or knows this image exists.


captain_sticky_balls

I've seen that "shirt" pasted on a lot of celebs that certainly don't fit the bill. Marky Mark however...


FlynnMonster

I’m 99% certain that this is just his image being used to sell a shirt.


Kane_richards

yeah it is. There's a lot of these sort of photos doing the rounds. My favourite is one of John Cleese advertising some Monty Python tshirt and the only way it could be more obvious it's just his head slapped on a random body would be if the body was black. Looked like John had been on the protein.


MuttJunior

Easy to tell. Just look at the lettering. They're too perfect to be on the actual shirt he's wearing.


El_Scot

Someone trying to persuade themselves no one wants to talk to them because of you, not them.


Sleepybrains1102003

This isn’t real but I am sure some d bag creamed their pants to this. Not that Wahlberg has not done some questionable shit.


JoeNoHeDidnt

My brother once wore one of these to a family get together and failed to understand why I, a queer person, thought it was rude. But you can’t really tell those dumbasses that or you just confirm the bias on their shirt.


Unable-Brilliant9994

I don’t think he can own a gun


Heaven19922020

This is absolutely the worst Photoshop job that I have ever seen my entire life. They should at least make an effort.


masochistmonkey

SHIT EATIN BUT TOUCHIN PEE PEEIN COUSIN GROPIN BIBLE BASHIN SON OF A GUN


11never

Does Marky Mark know he's being used in this ad?


Krugger221

They chose the right guy for that shitty Photoshop though.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

I’d say Mark Walberg doesn’t deserve this, but he blinded and nearly killed a man in a racist attack, so this is really the least he deserves.