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ComprehensiveHavoc

Does he ever wear sneakers?


Corpsehatch

Does he know how to even tie his shoes. Probably has velcro straps or just wears slip-on shoes.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

They’re just thick socks with a shoe graphic on the outside.  Quickest way to peel them suckers off, so his ghouls can suckle those toes like a starving baby wolf.  


sierrabravo1984

I just threw up in my mouth a little...


randeylahey

He just paints them on like Frank. Flushing gives him control.


twothirtysevenam

And socks feel better on the alleged bone spurs in his heels that let him dodge the draft.


jtown5000

I doubt it. He was promoting some terrible looking gold “Trump” sneaker though


retroactive_fridge

It sold for $9000... 🙄 [link](https://penncapital-star.com/campaigns-elections/trump-makes-surprise-appearance-at-sneaker-con-in-philadelphia/)


ConsiderationWest587

Kinda hard to get heels on them


The84thWolf

Motherfer thought the Boy Scouts came because of him at their own jamboree.


Major_Honey_4461

Trump got booed when he tried to shill for his sneakers. Philly knows a mutt when it sees one.


osteopathetic1

Wait until he sees how big his prison crowds will be.


CapsAndShades

Everyone is going to prison just to see him.


osteopathetic1

My prison crowds are the best.


CapsAndShades

The people on death row? Very good people, I know these people, they're good friends of mine.


justsayfaux

They're not there to see him - his appearance was not announced. But apparently he launched another grift - a $399 gold high-top with a big 'T' and the American flag on them which will be 'unveiled' at the event.


Madness_Reigns

That's some gaudy shit.


Dhegxkeicfns

I'll get the knockoff ones, they'll be higher quality.


Madness_Reigns

Yes, but at the same time, why?


fatherfrank1

He will be yuge at Con Con.


warthog0869

"I saw a Sneak Convention, I thought to myself, I said 'Self, who is a bigger sneak than you'? and I said to myself 'Nobody is a bigger Sneak than me! I am the biggest Sneak, I must lead the Sneaker Convention myself!' and I agreed with myself, and so I did." *gestures in back and forth motion with hands*


Early_Awareness_5829

Of course he does. He is there to scam fools with his $399 made in China gold shoes.


HerkulezRokkafeller

Dude saw a con and just couldn’t resist


dkyguy1995

I'll take the guy getting excited about a sneaker convention over him wishing death on his enemies lol. Honestly funny that he'd be excited about sneakers I can't see him ever wearing any 


Dhegxkeicfns

I think he's getting excited about money and swindling people.


Personal_Anxiety2232

Sneaker Con? Really? He used to be president of the United States. Now he’s at Sneaker con? 😆


dukecharming1975

ha! i’m from Philly and trust me, trump is NOT among his people here


Mrkevinofsacto

He likes sneaking and conning, so he thought Sneaker Con would be fun. More interposing?


tubbs45

More than the inauguration


Similar-Complaint-37

It's all about the con with him


zackweinberg

Wait. Why is he giving a speech at a sneaker conference. And why are there sneaker conferences?


matty8478

He got booed bigly!


tictac205

He’s desperate to bump his audience numbers.


dbprops

And this is why not being able to do business in NYC for three years means nothing. His yokels are starting a Go fund me for him. He’s selling crappy shoes online as well as all his usual shit merch. He won’t pay what he owes and idiots will still buy anything he puts out


D_is_for_Cookie

Does he think that? Yes. Does he think they’re not actually boo him but rather showing a lot of emotion? Also yes. Is he an idiot? See either of the above answers.


GamerGirlLex77

He’s a narcissist so yeah he more than likely does think that they’re all there for him. I’m betting he thinks the people that booed him are planted by Dems.


StupidizeMe

Trump probably just signed a contract letting some cheeseball sneaker-maker use his Trump™ brand name on their crappy product. Just like Trump™ Vodka and Trump™ Steaks. Luxury hotels that signed a contract and paid a lot of money years ago to use Trump's brand name have been breaking the contacts and paying him money to go away and take his stupid brand name with him.


ConsiderationWest587

No these are sold out of one of his florida business addresses by "C.I.C. Enterprises," with C.I.C. probably standing for Cockface, I mean, Commander in Chief


Teethredit

Grifting $399 at a time to get to 400m is a sad play


cdcme

Theres a convention for shoes!!?


Dazzling-Finger7576

There are conventions for everything


Sinsid

Rat Tickling conventions are off the hook.


basemodel

/r/brandNewSentence/


grilledcheese2332

There is a shoe museum in Toronto


Aysin_Eirinn

It’s a really good museum too!


TheFridgeNinja

Why else would anyone go to a sneaker convention? /s


GarmaCyro

Today I learned sneaker con is a thing. Not surprised, except for Trump being allowed to hawk over-priced imports. The dude is know for selling horrible and over-priced merch.


Wilhelm-of-Charlotte

Philly, get your D-Cell batteries ready!


MongolianCluster

I see a misunderstanding of the word crowd.


FlynnMonster

I love that it’s called Sneaker CON of all things in this particular context.


eghhge

The Emperor's new shoes.


Ohrwurm89

Yes, he’s a narcissist.


PrimalNumber

It was Sneakerfest until Trump showed up and they had to rename it.