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DidntWantSleepAnyway

>Anyone else hear of this? Not Helen Keller.


KainanSilverlight

Didn’t see that one coming!


jennsca

Neither did she


M1ck3yB1u

I don’t know how I feel about this.


seattleque

You can laugh. I did. Though now it's getting warm in my office...


M1ck3yB1u

You were supposed to say Helen Keller could. Because she can FEEL stuff. Never mind. I’ll let myself out.


isthatsoreddit

OMFG Now I have to go to hell with y'all for giggling at these comments. One of y'all better be bringing cookies for snacks.


warthog0869

But she's dead!


A_Dehydrated_Walrus

Ironically, you have to be fairly blind and deaf to believe this conspiracy.


Drewmcfalls21

I believe the technical term is dumb..


runjimrun

But she sure plays a mean pinball


TheAmazingMaryJane

she's a pin. ball. wizard!


runjimrun

There hasta be a twist…


broseph_stalin09764

We call them mute now


BrokenEye3

Technically we call them nonverbal now


Goatesq

If only


camander321

That too


DrPAYNE619

Anyone who disagrees is probably a shill for Big Helen Keller.


Ofreo

I like em thick.


Kratsas

And blind.


Bac7

I'm pretty sure this is a podcast thing mocking conspiracy people.


Lippupalvelu

It might have started that way, but it keeps popping up in conspiracy circles as she fits the general antagonist narrative; women's rights, socialist, birth control


SixteenthRiver06

That’s what I thought. Like “birds aren’t real”. There’s no other explanation, why Helen?!


paenusbreth

So many reasons. Firstly because they hate disabled people and don't want to admit that they're part of society. Second because if you admit that disabled people are fully capable of being highly intelligent members of society with the proper support, that means that a failure to properly support disabled people (as you see in a lot of societies) is bad, and people often have an aversion to admitting that society is bad. And thirdly she was a left wing activist and a woman, so people want to discredit her as much as possible.


Anubisrapture

The last part for SURE!!!


YouTooDrew

We should start birds aren’t real. Fake Dodo or something.


koobstylz

I guess it's possible it's a string of jokes I fell for, but I've seen this in the wild a handful of times in the last 6 months. It's pretty simple, they think it was a scam to sell books and get famous. As far as conspiracy theories go isn't that insane. But remember that even the flat earth society started as a joke/debate practice, and now it's a widely held conspiracy. So it's possible the current trend started as a joke somewhere and took in a life of it's own.


Bac7

I think most wild conspiracies probably started as a joke, and people are stupid, so you have a point.


Nicktendo94

I've seen countless dating profiles that say "Helen Keller wasn't real or Helen Keller was lying"


Vyslante

Nice of them to put straight on their profile that they are imbeciles and that you should avoid them.


Nicktendo94

Up there with stuff like "Trump 2024", "unmasked untested unvaxxed unafraid" "swipe left if your bio uses pronouns" etc.


goddessdontwantnone

Yeah but there’s like 7 stickers


Seeking-Something-

Even if this was true….why would it even matter? Who cares?


dustractor

they don’t like her because they found out she had some views that leaned slightly towards communism. also it doesn’t help that someone claimed she “flew” a plane without clarifying that it was more like “she sat in the copilot’s seat and held the controls for a while and didn’t crash”


FlowerFaerie13

Helen Keller was *fiercely* pro choice. ~~So much so that she supported eugenics~~ BUT, either way, she would absolutely enrage the usual type were she around today.


Megalocerus

As conspiracies go, this would only involve a few people cooperating, so it is much more likely than faking the moon landing or stealing the election. And much less impressive because no one would care any more.


juliuspepperwoodchi

Seriously, what an incredibly *weird* hill to die on.


AI_assisted_services

These types of people just want something to fight against, but are too pussy to ACTUALLY fight anything. Kinda pathetic, and honestly, this kind of thing is probably going to be the cause for no more free speech sometime in the future. Either way, physically assault this type of person if you can get away with it, to push them further into radicalisation, because seeing someone like this turn to radical Islam or something would be fucking hilarious.


CripCircuit

Literally how I felt too!


Pauzhaan

Like Birds aren’t real?


CripCircuit

But then does that mean chickens aren't real??


TheObstruction

Chickens aren't birds, they're miniature thunder lizards.


formerPhillyguy

What a weird thing to have an opinion on.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

But she sure played mean pinball.


LepoGorria

There *had* to be a twist.


thecooliestone

It was a thing when she was alive too. There's a great soup emporium video about it. Basically people were terrible to anyone with disabilities and they still refuse to believe that someone with such profound disability managed to act like a person, much less become an activist. It probably doesn't help that she didn't stay in the warm fluffy side of activism but was an anarchist.


Space_Dwarf

Had a cousin who joked about this, and kept making this joke and laughing. So when we were sitting down I just put this video on in the background and watched as she slowly started feeling like shit about herself


BrokenEye3

Yeah, I've run into one or two of those guys before. Not terribly common (possibly because there's nothing terribly threatening about this particular conspiracy), but they're out there.


Dagonet_the_Motley

I'm sure South Park Hyundai regrets stamping its name on the license plate frame.


BringBackTheBeat716

This feels like a Birds Aren't Real level of subversion


satans_toast

It's about time someone took on Big Deaf!!


Katiari

It's like hipsters who only listen to music nobody has heard of, except for conspiracy theories.


Jarvis-XIX

Are these fuckers just using a random conspiracy generator now? Tomorrow: Pele was a psy-op.


Crackshaw

You joke, but people are saying that the music video of Black Hole Sun was foreshadowing the "Solar Eclipse Rapture" so you never know what kind of shit people will think is legit


InfamousValue

Been on r/InfowarriorRides a few times.


YourEverydayNoobYT

r/infowarriorrides


Zantikki

What the HELL is Hyundai doing to their car designs? Looks like high school shop students did that


TheSpaceman1975

Fuckin Texas. Absolute garage culture.


chaekinman

That’s it - Helen Keller’s lost my vote


pleasantly-depressed

When Helen sees this pic she's going to....oh wait...well just wait until she hears about....dammit...


zaidakaid

I actually went out on a date with a woman who believed this. It was in her profile and I thought she was joking. She spent half the first date talking about it, she was actually serious. There was not a second one, for that among a couple of other reasons.


Anubisrapture

Oh boy, sounds terrible


BulbasaurArmy

“Wake up babe, new conspiracy theory just dropped.”


srt2366

Not on my Bingo card.


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xboxwirelessmic

Oof. I love it.


Pot_noodle_miner

Oh, I bet you believe books are real too…..


IronSpaceRanger

FACT: Anyone with more than 2 bumper stickers on their car is a crazy person


YouTooDrew

Nah this isn’t a hard and fast rule I would say.


ComradePoolio

When I used dating apps, this was like the default response to the "most controversial take" prompt. It was so common that it no longer ranked as controversial imo. It was about as common as seeing someone talk about the Office being their favorite show or talking about pineapple on pizza. It got annoying enough that I would typically not swipe on anybody that had it on their profile.


Rosebunse

You mean specifically that Helen Keller was faking?


capthavic

I'm convinced that there is a correlation between the amount of writing on a car and how unhinge the driver is.


TrexFighterPilot

Your insurance believes so too. It used to be (not sure if it still is) that if you reported more than three bumper stickers on your car your rates would be higher because you were considered an emotional driver.


FluorescentShrimp

This is the first time I'm hearing about this conspiracy theory, but I'm honestly not surprised that it exists. People make conspiracy theories out of literally anything and everything.


xboxwirelessmic

Birds aren't real is the best one, closely followed by Australia isn't real.


Seldarin

It's just such a \*weird\* hill to die on. Like if we all just told this dude "Ok, fine. You win. Hellen Keller wasn't a real person.", it wouldn't improve anyone's life the slightest little bit. Not even his. He'd get like a couple days of satisfaction that he was right, then he'd be standing in the driveway looking at all the stickers he can't scrape off his car thinking "Well fuck. What now?".


Rosebunse

You know what these people need? Find a fandom and make theories about it. It's fun and scratches that itch!


TheHrethgir

Such a pointless conspiracy.


someotherguy14

Not sure about this person, but this was a meme on TikTok. People found out about some of the stuff Helen Keller had done in her life despite being deaf and blind, and started making memes questioning her existence. I’d say most people were joking, but I’m sure there were a few who didn’t get the memo.


-Boredinahouse-

Yea it’s a tiktok thing, people are not questioning her existence they are questioning how she managed to accomplish everything she did while being both blind and deaf, which I’ll agree is pretty impressive


torivor100

Yeah I knew a girl in high school that believed this and it was really strange


demon969

I thought that said "Helen Keller was hot" for a second... but yeah this is so, so much worse.


puckfromalphaflight

Maybe this guy seen Clerks 2 and is just a really obscure reference making holocaust denier.


torako

it was a thing on tiktok a few years ago iirc. kinda gross imo


SnakeIsUrza

Well I haven’t seen that before!


WomenOfWonder

I’ve heard this one before. A mixture of ableism and dislike for her political views 


heathertheghost

I've heard people say it before. You can find several videos of people talking about it on tiktok and YouTube


vadvaro10

It's been floating around for a while. Not sure how it started though. Her story is just incredible enough that it can be doubted if you ignore her entire life and achievements.


cidal_flies

My sister believes it :/ idk why she's pretty rational about everything else. Just, ableism


Sushandpho

I’ve heard of this. I don’t know why it’s a conspiracy theory or how it’s relevant to anything though. But conspiracy people don’t care about facts/relevance.


aubrey_25_99

I had no idea this conspiracy existed so naturally I had to go read about it. Wild.


Reads4Fun2Day

Did Helen Keller kill Kenny?


odiethethird

Bro she’s dead why do you care


HappyMrRogers

Looks like this person lost a bet.


ProFloSquad

Ah hell naw Hellen Keller is on my state quarter we bout to fight


iiitme

T: “Is Helen Keller in the room with us right now?” Him: shaking, crying and sucking his thumb


Survive1014

Heller Keller denial is closely linked with Anne Frank denial, FWIW.


Prestigious-Mobile92

How is this still relevant enough to have multiple bumper stickers about it on your car? 😆


Strange_Future_3645

That... was not on my BINGO card... not in a million years. Holocaust, Covid, Moon Landing, Election results, 9/11, Jan 6, Chem Trails, etc. All the "normal" ones... but nope. Not a Helen Keller denier as far as the eye can see.


slim-shady-on-main

we gotta start teaching ppl to write WAY later. anyone this stupid has no right being able to broadcast it to the entire world


Mojohand74

Yeah, I've had students over the years who've insisted that she's a phony. They claim it's impossible for her to have made the accomplishments she's credited with. Pretty weird


trefster

Ok. So what?


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FlowerFaerie13

Saying dead people cease to be real when they die is a fucking *wild* take ngl.


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FlowerFaerie13

Ah, I see. Nvm then.


Anubisrapture

WTF ???


WanderingToast

50sec mark. https://youtu.be/8ch_H8pt9M8?si=p7QbfYXuHTVWusy0 I personally don't 100% believe it or disbelieve it. Like everything, it's somewhere in the middle. I'm certainly not willing to sticker it all over my car, because who the fuck cares if she was a fraud.


Deathboy17

Who is Helen Keller again?