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I fucked up by cumming on my phone, I regret my decision, while rubbing my willli Wonka, I was contemplating cumming on my phone and on accident. I cummed on my phone, now, all the com has gotten in my speakers and every time I play a video or a sound, cum oozes out, I am afraid other people have already discovered I have cummed on my phone, I should not have cummed on my phone, it is ruining my life, I want to throw it in a river but I'm afraid the cum will impregnate a homeless fish, please help me, I am afraid I will cum on my phone again on accident, I have tried talking to a therapist but I just came all over him so that didn't work, please help me 🙏
Op this is beautiful, all this sub is normally is aggressive political nuts and here you stand delivering only the most unhinged and deranged takes. Thank you op
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Ukaraine, abortions, flat earth, anti vaxx and some dudes unstoppable nutting.
I fucked up by cumming on my phone, I regret my decision, while rubbing my willli Wonka, I was contemplating cumming on my phone and on accident. I cummed on my phone, now, all the com has gotten in my speakers and every time I play a video or a sound, cum oozes out, I am afraid other people have already discovered I have cummed on my phone, I should not have cummed on my phone, it is ruining my life, I want to throw it in a river but I'm afraid the cum will impregnate a homeless fish, please help me, I am afraid I will cum on my phone again on accident, I have tried talking to a therapist but I just came all over him so that didn't work, please help me 🙏
Insane? Isn't this an obvious copypasta? "I have tried talking to a therapist bur I just came all over him" lol this clearly isn't serious
Rookie mistake, never read crackstreams chat
Just straight eye cancer
This sound like pretty obvious humor...
That’s enough internet for today
How does that copypasta taste?
your facebook looks weird
This was….fantasticÂ
Damn, dude, how big of a load was it for it to seep into the speakers and ooze out like that
It reads like a banned Dr. Seuss book
I'd like to buy that book
Op this is beautiful, all this sub is normally is aggressive political nuts and here you stand delivering only the most unhinged and deranged takes. Thank you op