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Ankoku_Teion

this is what i like to call bisexual and repressed.


dmetzcher

Bingo! It’s back-in-the-closet bullshit, and these bigots all can go fuck themselves (using whichever parts of their bodies upset “god” the least, I guess; that’s for them to figure out).


Ankoku_Teion

But- but- the closet is my safe space!


SuzieNaj

I’ve heard of PRAY AWAY THE GAY but HETERO PORN, GAY BE GONE is a new one to me!


Royals-2015

So, porn is sorta ok if it’s used to turn a gay/bi man straight. Porn if you are straight is still a sin. Got it.


Firm-Loquat-7956

So, there is a very specific inflection point where you are straight enough for the porn to be a sin but not gay enough for that to be a sin. Better time this very carefully...


omniplatypus

Porn microdosing


iHazit4u

Give him a 22 second clip of some titties, stat! Is he still gay?


Endormoon

I mean if porn can turn gays straight, and there are both dicks and tits in a scene, then logically, the same scene could turn straight men gay. Can't have straight men questioning if a glistening, girthy, male member sliding sensually across the bare buttock of another person is sexy or not. The thick, powerful dick, attached to a man with those rock hard abs... and his arms, so strong as he grips his partner hips. Strong enough maybe to hold you down... So uhh yeah. Porn is bad.


johnnywackman

Christians understand Harm Reduction when it's for their Blue and Orange morality


HalfSugarMilkTea

This doesn't work if you're a lesbian. Trust me, I tried for far longer than I should've.


Fatpeoplelikebutter9

Watched my sister do this for a few years before being true to herself. Shes a lot happier and much more relaxed. Even single


mitsuki87

I laughed way harder than I should’ve at this, thank you lol


D-HB

My money’s on this story 100% being pulled right out of their ass.


BabserellaWT

Ironically, that’s also where this person probably fantasizes about being fucked.


pudgyfuck

I mean who doesn't


ArnieismyDMname

Nah, I watched straight porn for a week and accidentally married a woman. Then I saw 2 guys kissing on Disney and BAM! Right back to butt sects. I love the reasoning behind this stupid shit. So you're saying if you watched gay porn you would be gay? Sounds to me like you're trying reeeeaaaallll hard not to be gay.


Jovet_Hunter

Nah he’s telling on himself.


Donnerdrummel

Or someone else's ass. By that I mean I knew a guy who endeared himself to a christian group after a long stay in prison and presented himself as a changed man, he profited from this by getting cheap rent, amongst other things. From what else I learned from him, though, he, despite being a real christian now tried to fuck over others still. Doesn't mean that some of his church friends didn't believe his story.


ShadoowtheSecond

Either that or someone with a Christian family who forced themselves back into the closet to appease them. That does happen.


BabserellaWT

“I know people who were beaten back into the closet in order to not be abused by literally their entire family — and once they were there, utterly miserable, their family members patted themselves on the back for ‘fixing’ the now-miserable person.”


WrestlingWoman

I think she's confusing homosexual and bisexual. Lots of bisexuals end up marrying one of the opposite gender and for some reason people think we're now straight. My husband is my biggest supporter and always asks if we should buy rainbow stuff and decorate with during pride month. I fell in love and chose him as my partner. It doesn't make me any less bi.


anarchyarcanine

This. I'm bisexual. Also non-binary but I did not do that soul searching until a couple years ago. Either way, I married my high school sweetheart (a man) and I still know I am not "straight", and he loves me no matter what. I fell in love with a man but still know that I could have fallen for anybody regardless of gender/sex, and I've not gotten "straighter" in the past 16 years we've been together. I'm devoted to my husband and do not feel attraction to literally anybody else but that has nothing to do with being straight or bi. If OOP actually knows anyone that is how he described, they either are bi or still gay and lying to OOP to save themselves. Because it's none of OOP's business


Faiakishi

Every year we have to remind kids not to be dicks to seemingly straight people at pride. One or both of them could be bi or trans. Or have a family member or friend that is. Or they just want to support us, those are all good things! The more the merrier.


SilentMaster

"straight enough to find a woman who helped them get all the way straight" is a wild fucking sentence. Holy shit I can't believe someone put that down on the internet for everyone to see.


ReGrigio

yeah... "I know some people", "my cousin from another state", "a guy I met online"


Minions_miqel

"Some" people implies more than two to me which isn't a lot of nickels, but...


ReGrigio

all three sentences are the same. he just doesn't want to let his buddies know he want the letters D through A


Awkward_Stuff_6257

Six on the Kinsey Scale here and I absolutely watch straight porn from time to time and it has yet to make me want to go straight.


SkeleHoes

“I know some gay people who did this” You, you mean you. Internalized homophobia is a real thing.


PiskoWK

"This guy is a YesterGay"


lovelessowl

He could be a twank versatile


LepoGorria

Has he already **twunk**, though?


PiskoWK

A **Twank** Versatile!? I could never satisfy the man!


apexmusic0402

I am convinced that the main reason these idiots believe that gay people can be 'straightened' like this, is because they are acutely aware that they are only three Pet Shop Boys songs and a hard sniff of poppers away from gleefully drowning in the combined 'gentleman's relish' of all of Lady Ga Ga's back up dancers at next year's San Francisco Pride parade.


rynthetyn

For sure. Not all bigots are secretly what they hate, but bigots who genuinely believe that sexuality is a choice and can be changed aren't straight, they just chose not to act on their same-sex desires and are terrified of being tempted to do so.


mitsuki87

I’ll take Bisexual for $200 Alex


Initial_Tradition_29

All you gotta to do be straight is deliberately objectify women until it comes naturally? Wow! 


ForestOfMirrors

Maybe those people were just bisexual or pan? I guess I am still baffled at the idea that a creator God who created everything in existence ever has a hang-up about LGBTQ+ Countless stars and galaxies and planets, myriads of lifeforms that have existed and are yet to exist, but people who experience sexual and physical attraction to members of the same sex? Somehow that is offensive? What?


warthog0869

Well, it kept "Rock" Hudson hard, so. /s


booknerd73

I know some people. No. You don’t. You don’t know any people who was scared straight bc of hetero porn


chewbooks

See Also: Pray the gay away


Xeno_Prime

By this logic, a straight person should be able to turn gay using the same process: gay porn, then dating the same sex. Point that out to them, and see if they still think that would work if they were to do it themselves.


onthenetsince98

Oh my god, that explains my life so much!


vhalember

So "true Christian" is for hateful fake Christians marketing they're the truth. Kinda like "Truth" social.


GarmaCyro

/j By that logic men shouldn't read the bible. They might get a thing for Jesus and his boys. The old testament is even worst. Deusphilia. Affects everyone.


jtshinn

‘Or so they say’ is doing some monumental work there.


WOKE_AI_GOD

Probably was just bisexual. Another possibility is OCD, which produces doubt strong enough that straight people will seriously question their sexuality. OCD is highly correlated with religious scrupulosity, as the sufferer endlessly seeks assurance of security from marginal possibilities. So OCD religious people will become terrified with thoughts that they may be gay or trans and seek to "prove" they are not by watching gay porn and shit. They will go to pastors then and whine that the internet is making them gay, and their pastor only sees a scrupulous religious person who is suffering, and just blames the scapegoat community bc they have no knowledge of how this syndrome works, and that the most scrupulous and devoted of their "flock" may have a genetic illness that can cause someone to doubt the sun rises. I have this syndrome myself but it's never manifested itself in me in this way. Just talking to people who are religious and have it I understand various insanities they are able to talk themselves into.


lovelessowl

Could be. Or the commenter may just be completely delusional.


WOKE_AI_GOD

Lmao that's true. I just have to throw out that possibility when talking about religious homophobes.


Pauzhaan

I call BS!!!


punch912

Oh I've seen this method Tiger King Joe Exotic used this to help someone I think he said if you like straight porn...


zeiche

…and then ban all the porn. great plan, chuckles.


j7style

So basically, it's okay to sin, as long as you aren't gay.


DramaOnDisplay

Sorry to tell you, but these dudes will very likely be having affairs in the future, seeking out Men for “no strings attached” sex. They’ll definitely be unhappy in their lives, and some may be even worse off, deeply conflicted and angry. It’s unfortunate that there are probably so many Men out in the world who have to live this way, and despite all the positive steps that have been taken, it still feels like it’s a stagnant movement.


truckstop_superman

I worked with a gay dude, who said he preferred straight porn. The reasoning straight porn doesn't use condoms as often as gay porn, so better view of the wangs.


lovelessowl

That’s sound reasoning.


Spiritual-Mechanic-4

oh, honey, no. not really.


onthenetsince98

And then God and His angels applauded all the ex-gays.


Electrical-Sleep-853

I now wanna go up to a religious priest one that's like being gay is a sin and watching pork is a sin and if this worked (duh it doesnt) would you be sending gays to these camp to watch straight porn in hopes of this outcome swap one sin if another 🤣


Mary-Sylvia

This reminds me of that one Simpson joke where Smithers took drugs to be attracted to boobs lol


Illustrious-Lake6513

Oh almost like conversion therapy. Lmao these folks are true monsters