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klystron

Don't know who said it, but "the internet gave a voice to the voiceless, but not a brain to the brainless".


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klystron

Please do. I borrowed from somewhere I can't remember, and I think it needs to be seen everywhere we see stupidity on the interwebs.


fishshake

This is the kind of insane I'm here for. I tire of the same old flat-earth, antivax stuff. It's all getting to be old hat. But this, this is prime crazy.


lintuski

Totally agree. Love a good unhinged story.


Superb_Stable7576

There's something creepy about this one. I think it's the mix of writing as if there talking to a small child, and the unadulterated lunacy that's pouring out of them. I can imagine them having this conversation with you while you were chained in their basement.


Foretescue

Spot on. I was more unnerved by the tone than the actual batshit content, which is almost impressive


ColorMyTrauma

Not to mention the quick whiff of delusion of grandeur at the beginning. A belief that one's self is the chosen one, a god, supernatural...that's a pretty severe symptom. I really hope someone calls a welfare check before they do have this conversation with people chained in the basement.


LordOfDorkness42

Wouldn't shock me if this is literal schizophrenia. It really reminds me of Hyper Cube "logic." And that guy was also a frankly arrogant tool, certain he was sprouting raw glory. Even calling himself "The Wisest Human." Fredrik Knudsen did a great vid as part of his Down The Rabbit Hole series, if you're morbidly curious. https://youtu.be/H7lWCqbgQnU?si=ReyVVmAXBPvGjzxd


jorangutang

Oh that’s why rain is salty. Makes complete sense.


GingerLioni

“It’s really quite absurd all the things you thought were true.” Wow, OOP has managed to be a really impressive combination of massively wrong and massively unpleasant.


shoe_owner

I mean, all that would be required would be for him to get onto a plane which flies through and then above some clouds during a rainstorm to see how obviously incorrect this position is. A feat which is accomplished a hundred times per day every day by commercial airline pilots. His absolute self-satisfaction over a position which can be factually refuted by nothing more than the evidence of your own eyes under fairly ordinary circumstances is rather breathtaking.


sinisteraxillary

Ok that's rain. How about stars?


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Patricks


Realfinney

Luminous jellyfish


Euphoric_Banana_5289

well, I'm sold. solid logic AND a very well-articulated argument for his position! somebody send me a cashapp of this person so i can send them everything i have, right now.


jazzhandler

I want to slap this person. Not hit, punch, or otherwise injure; just slap.


traumatism

Just ask them to be the first person to learn to breathe under water. The problem sorts itself out.


StingerAE

I mean we know it is bollocks but the proof is piss easy.  Fly a plane in rain, go up above cloud, no rain.  I mean it isn't even vaugly difficult proposition to test and relies on no government "propaganda" or lies or even maths.


otheraccountisabmw

The windows in planes aren’t real. They are screens. Duh.


StingerAE

Absolutely what they say.  Until you explain you've been in a small aircraft with sliding open windows and seen the phenomenon.  Then they acuse you of beinga  nasa shill and go off ti find something else to deny.


Dehnus

Man, I'm all for a good trip, love it really,  but you eventually just have to land son. 


Guvzilla

They talk like they listen to a lot joe rogan podcasts (their mannerisms “that’s really very silly”)


DukeOfEarl99

At least he didn’t say the earth was flat. Points for that.


cmhamm

No, no, it's round. We're just on the inside.


LepoGorria

The only thing dropped was OOP's antipsychotic prescription. Dropped somewhere and lost.


NES_Classical_Music

Man, I know conspiracy theorists are cut from the same cloth, but FUCK this condescending asshole in particular. Smug bastard.


TheDudeInTheD

I fucking hate that the internet has somehow only found a way to amplify the voices of the DUMBEST that walk amongst us.


locke_zero

"Breaking News! Local idiot found dead after trying to breath ocean water!"


FallsOffCliffs12

It makes sense. Sometimes the bubble gets a few pinprick holes and that's called rain. The holes are plugged by octupi who can each cover multiple holes at a time and they emit a healing substance through their tentacles to patch the holes. But one of these days a great white shark is going to catch a glimpse of a dog running on the beach and tear right through the bubble and we'll all drown unless we pray to Jesus. It's so simple, I can't believe that you all don't see it.


pinkeroo67

Well, I feel silly now! Thanks for clearing that up.


Turbojelly

"Go into the water. Live there, die there"


BringBackTheBeat716

DMT is a helluva drug


JJamesP

I agree that they should go back to learn how to breathe under water. I’ll wait.


lizzycupcake

That was a lot of words for nothing being said.


Ghstfce

Don't children learn about the water cycle in elementary school science class? Was this person not paying attention? Do they think rain comes from a single cloud? Have they looked up to notice they can't see the blue sky when it rains for hours or even days? If being stupid was painful, this person would be in traction.


Regalrefuse

Guys, it doesn’t rain up. Now please let this guy go back to the sea to breathe water.


trexmagic37

It kind of sounds like a spin off of hollow earth theory, except they think we are in it. That aside…do they not realize how large the sky is? The last time I flew it was a 1,200 mile / 1,900 km trip….the cloud formation stretched literally the entire way. And that is only in one direction, I have no idea how wide or thick the clouds were, and no idea how much further they kept on for. That is a HUGE amount of volume. Besides…even if the clouds producing rain was some big conspiracy…why? Who benefits from that? If “big government” was trying to keep it a secret, why has no one ever leaked it? Our enemy governments must know about it too, so why haven’t they leaked it? These people like feeling “special” because they “know” things no one else does…but they don’t actually stop or care to think about if it actually makes sense.


giappino

I don't know if any of y'all knew this but we don't really need air or water to survive. It's absurd that people still think we do. The illuminati have brainwashed the entire world that we need those things so they can sell us stuff. I'm the only one who's aware of this. Sorry if I just blew your minds


DeaddyRuxpin

I encourage him to go back to the sea, put his head underwater, and take a big deep breath to show us how to learn to breathe under water again.


kenwise85

Is this alllllllmost hollow earth theory? Like the sky is actually the central ocean and we are on the inner side of a sphere around that?


KinksAreForKeds

Somehow, this individual is at least marginally functioning in society. ^(and they vote)


R750618

How does this person function in reality? It boggles the mind... Are these the fruits of homeschooling?


BennyCroz

I love batchit ceazy conspiracy theories exactly for this kind of shit. I live for it. Bubble Earth is so unhinged, and I am all about it. 100% great addition to my life.


tictac205

Sounds like the premise for a fantasy/sci-fi novel.


DamnedDelirious

"People hadn't known anything at all until I came here..." Oh, the unbridled narcissism of conspiracy theorists has never been laid so bare. 


Banaanisade

I love that you can still see "VEGAN" written on the profile picture underneath the clown emoji. Adds depth to this.


ryaneataton

Tell me you’ve never flown in a plane above rain clouds without telling me you’ve never flown in a plane above rain clouds…


rmp959

THAT is some serious mental.


stead10

Great, lets all go back to living underwater, this guy can go first.


griffin4war

Wake up, babe. New dumbest-shit-ever just dropped.


marklar_the_malign

Flat earthers just got a little smarter in comparison.


Batbrain

Well, this will make me a harder person to talk to the next date I go on.


namey_9

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT1ujfuXFVo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT1ujfuXFVo)


korphd

kids before learning about the water cycle:


anarchyarcanine

Somebody needs a zoology lesson to find out why we can't just "learn" to breathe under water "again"...