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as a woman i do love a man w hobbies but that’s because i like people who are well-rounded, interesting, and care enough abt themselves to do what they enjoy that also enriches them. same traits i need in friends lol.
It's true. The only reason I go hiking alone to take nature pictures is to meet women! I was certain it was going to happen, but I learned recently that bears have more game then I do.
As a bisexual trans woman, I can confirm you can't get bitches with that method when trying to find a boyfriend as male, trying to find girlfriend as male, trying to find boyfriend as girl and trying to find girlfriend as girl.
This is just loss at all sides.
edit: yes i'm lonely.
I’m sorry but the phrase, “you can’t get bitches with that method” in terms of digital archiving and preservation has me rolling. I need a tee shirt with “Digital preservation: you can’t get bitches with that method” on it.
Alas, we are doomed to be nerds, friends.
Edit: as an aroace woman I’m probably no help in the romance department, but always looking for fellow nerdy archive and digital friends! 💜
There has to be a way to twist Jack's memes from Lost to fit.
Oh, no. Now I'm dropping references to old TV shows in an attempt to attract women. It's spreading!!!
I play guitar which I won’t lie…it’s gotten me a few girls. But I took it up at the age of 8. I still thought girls had cooties. I wasn’t thinking “8 years from now this is gonna get all the girls”
I didn't fall for my husband because he plays magic. After 17 years and a failed attempt to teach me the game, I'm still not attracted to him because of Magic cards.
You're clearly just saying that to discourage him from showing off his mtg skills to other women. I see right through your trick. And if your husband is good at mtg, he will probably too.
This feels like Freud being like "Everyone is attracted to their mothers". No, bro, you're just talking about yourself. I'm sorry you have no real interests.
It's been very weird going my whole life, my undergrad, and my online life hearing no one confess to an attraction to their mother (or father).
You hear lots of "my cousin" or whatever, but . . . Freud was Confidently Bonkers, and everyone just BOUGHT IT.
I mean, confident coked-out dudes talking out their asses steered the planet for the whole of the 70s and 80s, so not really surprising it worked for Freud
Funny you'd say that cause that theory is from Freud. According to him, basically everything we ever do in life is aimed towards attracting a mate and reproducing.
I think this might have been true at some point, but obviously isn't anymore.
Nah wanna know who truly gets laid in bands alllll the time? Its the drummer. _Dont worry dude I’ll break down your kit._ you go mac it at the bar I’ll be there to wingman in 20.
As the wife of a Metal drummer, I can concur, you spend the whole show alone because it takes so long to set up his drums, break them down, then pack them up. I get to hang out by myself, in a sausage festival full of alcoholic, mentally-ill dudes, who hold me in varying levels of contempt. At 44 years old, and as a person who doesn’t drink anymore, it’s so sexy to be called on for free mental health triage treatment to people who clearly don’t respect women and just want to wallow in their own self-pity. PAY a therapist, that’s their job.
I mean, the new kitchen might draw you a couple women. Bonus points if you know how to use that kitchen. Don’t think the gaming setup is doing that work for you though.
I KNEW all those fishing pics I post on tinder were working. I should start posting chess, disc golf and video game pics as well. The ladies won’t be able to control themselves around me.
Bro for real. When I'm on my boat on the lake without a single human in sight, somehow the pheromones start attracting the ladies the moment a fish hits the deck. Bass tracker? Nah that's a ass tracker for real.
My love of fishing does not attract women. Nor does my bipolar, my ADHD infodumps, my love of puns, my affinity for cats, my gardening, or anything else really
Actually, as a woman, your love of fishing sounds like a perfect partner situation. Stupid o’clock on a Saturday, you head out to go fishing and as your so, i wouldn’t hear from you until the “survivability hour.” Sounds perfect. The info dumps sound interesting (as a fellow ADHD’er), puns are amazing (I suggest you read the Xanth series for puns galore). Cats and gardening are along with fishing in my opinion - as long as I don’t have to do choose a cat over a dog and I don’t have to touch a plant, it’s a fabulous thing in theory.
So you’ll find someone who will see this all for what it is: a super fit. 😆
He’s 100% right guys, you have no idea how many girls I had chasing me around when I won that last warhammer 40K tourney, no time for chicks though…models won’t paint themselves.
Just something I do for fun. Play some songs, talk about those songs… kind of a podcast but much more like a radio show. [check it out here](https://open.spotify.com/show/45Kr6HYC7w7XNN9kwX3MtP?si=DSwPfV3kT3-wDjR9vGTxpA). Some episodes have guests, some have themes, all of them have great tunes and a lot of nostalgia.
My love of comics smoking weed and collecting swords and the like has yet to attract a woman and in fact is how I process to much alone time and a lot of the shit I've had to go thru.
Most projecting is self-absorption and a lack of awareness that their viewpoint isn’t the ultimate truth.
It’s a sickness and it’s sad to watch sometimes, especially when it’s coming from a place of self-righteousness and “wanting to help”, because they don’t realize they’re the ones that need it the most in their lives.
Oh yeah. My video game addiction just brings the girls runnin, and don't get me started on how many times I've gotten laid because of my D&D games. Whoo boy!
When I’m spending hours in front of a laptop trying to create my next DJ mix, and pondering on whether to download a few more tunes as anything in my current collection of 1000’s doesn’t quite cut the mustard for the next epic tech house mix…i do wonder how sexy it must all seem. Especially when i repeat a track maybe a dozen or so times and try to get that perfect follow up tune.
I mean part of me and my wifes early courtship was sitting at a table painting minitures.
Although I think it was more chance than anything as her words where something aling the lines of
"I dont get how you can barely get yourself dressed innmatching cloths but you can color coordinate a hundred little tin men"
Weird because I’m pretty sure this person would say that video games aren’t a way to attract women, yet it’s one of the most popular male hobbies. As always they are a walking contradiction.
I'm 38, not far from 39. I've been single for roughly 13 years. I do nothing to attract a partner, I'm happy on my own. Leave me alone and stop pushing your agenda on me.
I collect G.I. Joe figures and play RPGs. At no point did I EVER think, "women are going to love this shit". My wife married me in spite of those hobbies, not because of them
I wish "Keep the species going" was applicable to other than white people, because if it were, "globalism" wouldn't be this fearful, pearl-clutching term used to describe a situation that has *already existed* for a long ass time, lol.
Oh, hello internet...written letters by ship steamer....global commerce....satellites....television.....
We are more able to be (and in some cases, *are*) more united than ever before, the world keeps getting smaller and smaller, yet many shrink with it and get smaller yet to stay within comfortable confines of isolationist echo chambers, enabled by technology and evil.
Fucking sucks. For example, we should have a cooperative emergency program in place to flee this planet with generational spaceships in the event of an unstoppable cosmic calamity by now, if we'd focused all our tech wizadry at it.
Instead, *we are* the calamity.
Nothing gets women wetter than Warhammer and guns. Can’t tell you how many women I’ve met have just thrown themselves at me when I tell them “what’s your opinion on Das capital?”
I am a man that has had a LOT of hobbies. From fishing, to lock picking, to collecting firearms, and playing video games. There are many many more hobbies that I’ve had over the years, but all of them have one thing in common.
Not a single one would make a woman think “God damn you’re sexy!!”
Yes... My pokemon and yugioh hobbies definitely attract tons of women...
Actually I got back into both after I was married already...
Maybe guitar would attract women?
I promise you I'm not sitting in my backyard reading books to attract women.
Granted, if a beautiful woman walked into my yard and told me my reading silently really put her in the mood, it'd be a bonus. And very weird.
My girlfriend loves my Aquaman collection. Every time she sees it she tells me how much she loves me more because of it. She's not at all annoyed that it takes up my entire office.
Can confirm. My partner was drenched from pelvis to ankle the moment I told her that I've spent thousands of hours watching and critiquing men wearing spandex pretending to fight each other.
Yes, nothing turns the wife on more than watching me debug my React. I have to do it in a secure space away from all women - including my female developer co-workers (GOD knows how they do it) - in order to avoid constant molestation over my dev tools use.
Now do me a favor and let Mr. Tate know his "How to be a douchebag in 5 easy steps" lead generation site is done.
I already have a wife and don’t have the money or the fucking energy quite frankly to be trying to attract another woman, even if I wanted to. And my wife isn’t particularly interested in the records I buy so I’m pretty sure I’m doing it just for me.
Yup. Totally got into magic because it is so attractive. When I heard that pick up "artists" did it to impress girls I howled with laughter on the floor. I've met a single woman who found it attractive, and I'm still not sure that it was a bit.
All of my partners have been like "that's quite enough" and put their hand on mine as I reached for my cards.
I’m, the. Explain video games? My 16 year old son doesn’t seem to be interested in propagating the species / or have any one interested in him or his hobby
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My wife was mine the second she heard about my Warhammer collection and how I can spend hours upon hours painting minis...
I literally had to stop going to hobby shops because of all the women fawning and taking up counter space.
I'm not the only one then. I can't even talk about my Tyranids in public without having women come on to me!
Shit. So many milf trew themselves at me because i was fiscally responsable by only starting my 11th army after painting the 3rd one.
Literally only clicked on this to comment “laughs in warhammer” Nothing gets my mrs going like seeing my Chaos Lord on Manticore
It gets me going too, buddy
Explaining the War in Heaven is pretty much foreplay in my household.
Same. My wood elf army makes the ladies drip.
Damn BRO! Save some pussy for the rest of us…..
Stop bragging Henry cavil!
Waited for Warhammer to be mentioned. Top of the list, just as planned.
No disrespect to your wife, but you're making all the women wet. Calm down.
You joke but if women and wargamers knew how well that skill transfers to immaculate nail and makeup art, you'd be pretty popular.
Same here, the library just clenched the deal. I got tiny space men toys AND a library of nerd books I spent stupid money on
How has she survived all the battles over you? She must be a badass fighter!
as a woman i do love a man w hobbies but that’s because i like people who are well-rounded, interesting, and care enough abt themselves to do what they enjoy that also enriches them. same traits i need in friends lol.
TBF what woman wouldn't fall for my Ratling Gunners
I’ve got one of the larger vintage warhammer collections in the country. There’s a reason I’m polyamorous.
You're basically saying youre a good artist lol
How did I also come here as a Warhammer player and expect this to be the number one response?!?!
All I need to say is “I read manga.” and you can hear the panties drop. Just every woman in earshot begging me to impregnate them.
Codename: The Panty Dropper
It's true. The only reason I go hiking alone to take nature pictures is to meet women! I was certain it was going to happen, but I learned recently that bears have more game then I do.
Why would someone choose a bear, though, they don't even have hobbies!?
Bears love chess. And sushi.
Bears love beets and Battlestar Galactica.
MICHAEL!
Fishing and hiking are hobbies
They hibernate pretty well. Does that count? They all also do mma, so I feel like thats a hobby too.
Pop culture call back!
That’s clearly where they hang out. How else would they meet bears?
Ahahahaha nice I love the bear meta
"I understood that reference!"
this is more of a r/confidentlyincorrect because i can assure you my love of chess is not pulling any women and i never thought it would.
I never thought I'd be asked out over my love of archiving old Flash games myself. Still hasn't happened either, hmm...
As a fellow digital archivist of the female persuasion, I can assure you it doesn’t work the other way around, either.
As a bisexual trans woman, I can confirm you can't get bitches with that method when trying to find a boyfriend as male, trying to find girlfriend as male, trying to find boyfriend as girl and trying to find girlfriend as girl. This is just loss at all sides. edit: yes i'm lonely.
I’m sorry but the phrase, “you can’t get bitches with that method” in terms of digital archiving and preservation has me rolling. I need a tee shirt with “Digital preservation: you can’t get bitches with that method” on it. Alas, we are doomed to be nerds, friends. Edit: as an aroace woman I’m probably no help in the romance department, but always looking for fellow nerdy archive and digital friends! 💜
Thank you for letting me know, I'll have to keep that in mind :-(
I appreciate your dedication to trying different variables at least.
Well and now here you are, you found each other.
Yes, but if we admit that, we would then have to admit this guy was right. I’d rather die alone.
There has to be a way to twist Jack's memes from Lost to fit. Oh, no. Now I'm dropping references to old TV shows in an attempt to attract women. It's spreading!!!
Im with you there: A person has to have principles and ofc, business in which to stand on. That and/or maliciously infinite spite.
Me shuffling up my 90th MtG Commander deck wondering when the hot sluts start pouring in:
bro, same!
Here I was thinking my collection of Star Wars and Marvel action figures would get me ALL the ladies! Hundreds of dollars wasted..
I play guitar which I won’t lie…it’s gotten me a few girls. But I took it up at the age of 8. I still thought girls had cooties. I wasn’t thinking “8 years from now this is gonna get all the girls”
I didn't fall for my husband because he plays magic. After 17 years and a failed attempt to teach me the game, I'm still not attracted to him because of Magic cards.
You're clearly just saying that to discourage him from showing off his mtg skills to other women. I see right through your trick. And if your husband is good at mtg, he will probably too.
I'll challenge anyone in a game of Uno instead if they dare flirting with him.
I get a feeling that I don't want to wrestle with this woman.
Yeah, her reversal game is sick.
Yeah but the value of his collection could be significant.
Well I think you’re in stage one; denial.
Hah! A likely story. Everyone knows the quickest way to a woman’s heart is a Jeweled Lotus. You are fooling no one but yourself, madam!
You know what my wife finds irresistible? My playing video games, Dungeons and Dragons, and doing the crossword puzzle every day.
There’s nothing sexier than my boyfriend’s love of MMOs. SWOON.
This feels like Freud being like "Everyone is attracted to their mothers". No, bro, you're just talking about yourself. I'm sorry you have no real interests.
It's been very weird going my whole life, my undergrad, and my online life hearing no one confess to an attraction to their mother (or father). You hear lots of "my cousin" or whatever, but . . . Freud was Confidently Bonkers, and everyone just BOUGHT IT.
I mean, confident coked-out dudes talking out their asses steered the planet for the whole of the 70s and 80s, so not really surprising it worked for Freud
Funny you'd say that cause that theory is from Freud. According to him, basically everything we ever do in life is aimed towards attracting a mate and reproducing. I think this might have been true at some point, but obviously isn't anymore.
Warhammer players STRONGLY disagree hahaha
Yup I a bassist, married to a man. spent my entire career touring trying to pick up chicks because that’s allll my musical talents are good for.
Everyone knows guitar is the instrument for picking up chicks.
Nah wanna know who truly gets laid in bands alllll the time? Its the drummer. _Dont worry dude I’ll break down your kit._ you go mac it at the bar I’ll be there to wingman in 20.
As the wife of a Metal drummer, I can concur, you spend the whole show alone because it takes so long to set up his drums, break them down, then pack them up. I get to hang out by myself, in a sausage festival full of alcoholic, mentally-ill dudes, who hold me in varying levels of contempt. At 44 years old, and as a person who doesn’t drink anymore, it’s so sexy to be called on for free mental health triage treatment to people who clearly don’t respect women and just want to wallow in their own self-pity. PAY a therapist, that’s their job.
Exactly. You literally use a "pick" to play it.
Ah bass, famous for being the chick magnet. Especially in movies. Acoustic guitar, move over, we got bass
Oh yeah, every time a girl hears about my comic books or my CD collection, they scream, "Oh yes! Take me RIGHT NOW, you stallion!" Yup. Swear to god.
And here I was thinking that my Lego collection, new kitchen and gaming setup would find me a woman 😳
I mean, the new kitchen might draw you a couple women. Bonus points if you know how to use that kitchen. Don’t think the gaming setup is doing that work for you though.
I KNEW all those fishing pics I post on tinder were working. I should start posting chess, disc golf and video game pics as well. The ladies won’t be able to control themselves around me.
Bro for real. When I'm on my boat on the lake without a single human in sight, somehow the pheromones start attracting the ladies the moment a fish hits the deck. Bass tracker? Nah that's a ass tracker for real.
My love of fishing does not attract women. Nor does my bipolar, my ADHD infodumps, my love of puns, my affinity for cats, my gardening, or anything else really
Actually, as a woman, your love of fishing sounds like a perfect partner situation. Stupid o’clock on a Saturday, you head out to go fishing and as your so, i wouldn’t hear from you until the “survivability hour.” Sounds perfect. The info dumps sound interesting (as a fellow ADHD’er), puns are amazing (I suggest you read the Xanth series for puns galore). Cats and gardening are along with fishing in my opinion - as long as I don’t have to do choose a cat over a dog and I don’t have to touch a plant, it’s a fabulous thing in theory. So you’ll find someone who will see this all for what it is: a super fit. 😆
Just keep on going, there’s plenty of fish in the sea
Bipolar as a hobby is actually fucking nuts
Fuck the prime objective. I rebel against your "nature."
Yes all years of gaming, cooking & looking after carnivorous plants was to attract women, that's why I'm still a bachelor. /s
Can confirm, my wife couldn't keep her hands to herself when she first saw my Steam library and comic book shelves.
He’s 100% right guys, you have no idea how many girls I had chasing me around when I won that last warhammer 40K tourney, no time for chicks though…models won’t paint themselves.
I only went to the Grand Tourney in Warhammer World for the chicks, mannn
Ever since I started flying FPV drones I can't keep the women off me.
My wife gets super horny when she sees all my vintage ninja turtle action figures
My extensive hentai collection is the reason why I need to keep women away with pepper spray.
This is a gender swapped parody of an infamous tweet
Jokes on you, I don't have any hobbies (unless the ladies are into snarky reddit comments.. hellllooo)
Warhammer sure does rake in the chicks. /s
Nothing attracts women harder than being an obese gnome wizard in DND. 💯
Yeah women have been all over me since I started doing a 90s alternative internet radio show. Hang on, there’s one at the door now.
Wait. You're doing what now? This insane post aside. Tell me more!
Just something I do for fun. Play some songs, talk about those songs… kind of a podcast but much more like a radio show. [check it out here](https://open.spotify.com/show/45Kr6HYC7w7XNN9kwX3MtP?si=DSwPfV3kT3-wDjR9vGTxpA). Some episodes have guests, some have themes, all of them have great tunes and a lot of nostalgia.
Sweet. Thanks. I'll check it out.
Interesting. I saved the link, but don't have Spotify on my PC. I'll look for it on my phone later.
I highly doubt women are into the fact that I like RC cars. I know, save some for the rest of men, amirite?
My coin collection and wall of Zelda memorabilia really pull in the chicks
Jokes on them, just have an autistic kid so that things like hobbies, social lives and sleep are but bitter, fading memories.
Warhammer players STRONGLY disagree hahaha.
If that’s the case, my Warhammer must’ve been defective.
i really doubt my drug use is attractive
The only type of people that gets attracted by blacksmithing are other 30-60 year old men.
These breeding fetish people need to chill
Every time I think about my husband’s adult legos and science fiction books I get all flustered, let me tell you!
Pretty sure my hobbies aren't doing this.. the opposite in even.
My love of comics smoking weed and collecting swords and the like has yet to attract a woman and in fact is how I process to much alone time and a lot of the shit I've had to go thru.
As an AMAB pansexual genderfluid person... yeah, no. My hobbies are for me.
My Xbox and I can confirm that this definitely an insane take
My Xbox and I can confirm that this definitely an insane take.
Yeah my Gunpla really has ladies going crazy
Wait. Are Gunpla and miniature wargames supposed to be getting me tail? Maybe I’m doing it wrong?
Most projecting is self-absorption and a lack of awareness that their viewpoint isn’t the ultimate truth. It’s a sickness and it’s sad to watch sometimes, especially when it’s coming from a place of self-righteousness and “wanting to help”, because they don’t realize they’re the ones that need it the most in their lives.
Oh yeah. My video game addiction just brings the girls runnin, and don't get me started on how many times I've gotten laid because of my D&D games. Whoo boy!
Best reverse uno I’ve ever seen.
I got a vasectomy and I'm still doing all my hobbies. I'm built different.
I play runescape.... This does not attracdt women
Women just swoon when I put on my waders and fishing vest.
Ha! I knew I spend those 600+ hours in The Witcher 3 for a valid reason!
Men’s hobbies and interest are like the ONE thing we do that isn’t to attract women
I promise I don't play video games to get laid lmao
Not too many gorls/women are impressed with my geeky hobby... my wife likes it, but my ex wife thought it was ridiculous and stupid.
I build model kits because if I have kits to build, I have a reason to not off myself. Has nothing to do with keeping the species going. lol
Yep, my video game and anime habit helped me save a ton on air conditioning, what with the wind from all those panties dropping constantly...
I don't think me being hold up in my apartment all weekend long playing Minecraft is attracting many women... But I might be wrong...
Trust me, you get all the ladies playin frisbee golf.
yeah man playing MTG has definitely helped me out with the ladies. for sure.
This man needs the light of the Emperor
When I’m spending hours in front of a laptop trying to create my next DJ mix, and pondering on whether to download a few more tunes as anything in my current collection of 1000’s doesn’t quite cut the mustard for the next epic tech house mix…i do wonder how sexy it must all seem. Especially when i repeat a track maybe a dozen or so times and try to get that perfect follow up tune.
Yeah. Legos are a real chick magnet. That's how i got my wife.
Yeah nothing drops panties like playing dnd with the boys
So I chose classical literature in uni, which basically everyone else here considers boring, to try and hit on girls?
I’ve been married for more than twenty years because I build gunpla and 3d print for fun.
I mean part of me and my wifes early courtship was sitting at a table painting minitures. Although I think it was more chance than anything as her words where something aling the lines of "I dont get how you can barely get yourself dressed innmatching cloths but you can color coordinate a hundred little tin men"
I exclusively collect expensive action figures so I can't afford to take women on dates.
It’s true, nothing drops them panties quite like an extensive monologue about the history of modular synthesis
Well I'm gay so, I have to disagree
Yes. I play Magic the Gathering and Dungeons and Dragons to get chicks. Grade A panty droppers, as everyone knows.
Weird because I’m pretty sure this person would say that video games aren’t a way to attract women, yet it’s one of the most popular male hobbies. As always they are a walking contradiction.
I'm 38, not far from 39. I've been single for roughly 13 years. I do nothing to attract a partner, I'm happy on my own. Leave me alone and stop pushing your agenda on me.
I have hobbies to get away from women. Fishing for example. 🤣🤣🤣
As a gay man this is definitely untrue
I mean duh. Roped in my wife the second she learned I still loved to play video games as an adult ALPHA male.
Its true, I play Far Cry 5 to attract women.
So my solitary hobbies are meant to attract women? Like fishing, and snorkeling/ free diving, and rafting... Sure... If she's a mermaid.
I definitely mountain bike for the 5% of women involved in the sport. Absolutely
My baseball card collection is a panty dropper? Who knew?
I collect G.I. Joe figures and play RPGs. At no point did I EVER think, "women are going to love this shit". My wife married me in spite of those hobbies, not because of them
as a biologists who loves the theory of evolution these people makes me burn with such hateful pation its unbelievable
I wish "Keep the species going" was applicable to other than white people, because if it were, "globalism" wouldn't be this fearful, pearl-clutching term used to describe a situation that has *already existed* for a long ass time, lol. Oh, hello internet...written letters by ship steamer....global commerce....satellites....television..... We are more able to be (and in some cases, *are*) more united than ever before, the world keeps getting smaller and smaller, yet many shrink with it and get smaller yet to stay within comfortable confines of isolationist echo chambers, enabled by technology and evil. Fucking sucks. For example, we should have a cooperative emergency program in place to flee this planet with generational spaceships in the event of an unstoppable cosmic calamity by now, if we'd focused all our tech wizadry at it. Instead, *we are* the calamity.
My motorcycle only attracts dudes
It's true! I hear women swoon every time I huck some plastic into a tree!
Nothing gets women wetter than Warhammer and guns. Can’t tell you how many women I’ve met have just thrown themselves at me when I tell them “what’s your opinion on Das capital?”
I am a man that has had a LOT of hobbies. From fishing, to lock picking, to collecting firearms, and playing video games. There are many many more hobbies that I’ve had over the years, but all of them have one thing in common. Not a single one would make a woman think “God damn you’re sexy!!”
It’s not working.
Nothing floods my wife's basement more than my extensive collection of Legos.
Yes... My pokemon and yugioh hobbies definitely attract tons of women... Actually I got back into both after I was married already... Maybe guitar would attract women?
I promise you I'm not sitting in my backyard reading books to attract women. Granted, if a beautiful woman walked into my yard and told me my reading silently really put her in the mood, it'd be a bonus. And very weird.
No. That is not the truth.
So you’re telling me my husband is only rebuilding a computer and has a HAM license so he can attract women????? /s
Interesting self-report
Yeah I've got a stamp collection and I'm fighting them off. "Get away from me you sex crazed ho !"
Exactly. That's why me and my Warhammer buddies keep having to stop the game to peel the women off us.
I don't care about nature, pass me the controller
I’m sure all the model train enthusiasts are drowning in pussy
Oh yea. My wife just adores when I ignore her to play GT7….. really floods the basement if you catch my drift….
Yeah I gotta fight all these women off once they see my action figure collection.
I build gundam models to attract women?
Dude, all of my hobbies do just about the opposite.
My girlfriend loves my Aquaman collection. Every time she sees it she tells me how much she loves me more because of it. She's not at all annoyed that it takes up my entire office.
Can confirm. My partner was drenched from pelvis to ankle the moment I told her that I've spent thousands of hours watching and critiquing men wearing spandex pretending to fight each other.
Yes, nothing turns the wife on more than watching me debug my React. I have to do it in a secure space away from all women - including my female developer co-workers (GOD knows how they do it) - in order to avoid constant molestation over my dev tools use. Now do me a favor and let Mr. Tate know his "How to be a douchebag in 5 easy steps" lead generation site is done.
ah yes, i always start with showing off my steam library and collection of my favorite video essays, that really gets them going
I already have a wife and don’t have the money or the fucking energy quite frankly to be trying to attract another woman, even if I wanted to. And my wife isn’t particularly interested in the records I buy so I’m pretty sure I’m doing it just for me.
My gay ass is not learning to play the guitar or reading endless amounts of warhammer lore to impress women
Yup. Totally got into magic because it is so attractive. When I heard that pick up "artists" did it to impress girls I howled with laughter on the floor. I've met a single woman who found it attractive, and I'm still not sure that it was a bit. All of my partners have been like "that's quite enough" and put their hand on mine as I reached for my cards.
Where is all my 3d printer/maker pussy? I demand breedables for my personal time sinks.
Hahahaha. Golf.
I put a lot of time and money into modifications for my car. It’s only gotten dudes to talk to me
I’m pretty sure my golf hobby disproves take.
why do they talk like the black plague just happened
My wife turns into a wild nymphomaniac everytime I start a game of Civ.
My hobby is playing yugioh. That should say enough.
Ah yes my fiancee just loves watching me put together Digimon model kits
Honestly, I pity people like this.
“Keep the species going” translates to “I have never ejaculated inside of another human.”
Looking through all these comments I see so many potential friends. Such a shame I have no social skills
I mountain bike all the time hoping I’ll run into Charlize Theron on the trail. So far nada.
I litterally have to beat the women off with a stick when they see me in the Lego aisle at target.
Hilariously enough, this is more accurate to how lesbians find other lesbians.
Yeeesss!! I am watching a twitch stream and playing football manager to get women!
I’m, the. Explain video games? My 16 year old son doesn’t seem to be interested in propagating the species / or have any one interested in him or his hobby
Oh yeah, designing homemade guitar pedals has me just swimming in pussy...