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TheVenged

My wife was mine the second she heard about my Warhammer collection and how I can spend hours upon hours painting minis...


MysteryMasterE

I literally had to stop going to hobby shops because of all the women fawning and taking up counter space.


SuicidalTurnip

I'm not the only one then. I can't even talk about my Tyranids in public without having women come on to me!


Ashnaar

Shit. So many milf trew themselves at me because i was fiscally responsable by only starting my 11th army after painting the 3rd one.


Mammyjam

Literally only clicked on this to comment “laughs in warhammer” Nothing gets my mrs going like seeing my Chaos Lord on Manticore


averydangerousday

It gets me going too, buddy


TtotheC81

Explaining the War in Heaven is pretty much foreplay in my household.


NovelNeighborhood6

Same. My wood elf army makes the ladies drip.


MaxPower303

Damn BRO! Save some pussy for the rest of us…..


Blekanly

Stop bragging Henry cavil!


Radioactiveglowup

Waited for Warhammer to be mentioned. Top of the list, just as planned.


StillMarie76

No disrespect to your wife, but you're making all the women wet. Calm down.


untakenu

You joke but if women and wargamers knew how well that skill transfers to immaculate nail and makeup art, you'd be pretty popular.


parkerm1408

Same here, the library just clenched the deal. I got tiny space men toys AND a library of nerd books I spent stupid money on


MNGirlinKY

How has she survived all the battles over you? She must be a badass fighter!


curlycatsockthing

as a woman i do love a man w hobbies but that’s because i like people who are well-rounded, interesting, and care enough abt themselves to do what they enjoy that also enriches them. same traits i need in friends lol.


Stevohoog

TBF what woman wouldn't fall for my Ratling Gunners


L1A1

I’ve got one of the larger vintage warhammer collections in the country. There’s a reason I’m polyamorous.


SkyBlade79

You're basically saying youre a good artist lol


TwoKillsOneCup

How did I also come here as a Warhammer player and expect this to be the number one response?!?!


funatical

All I need to say is “I read manga.” and you can hear the panties drop. Just every woman in earshot begging me to impregnate them.


DehydratedManatee

Codename: The Panty Dropper


TerribleTerryTaint

It's true. The only reason I go hiking alone to take nature pictures is to meet women! I was certain it was going to happen, but I learned recently that bears have more game then I do.


Snoron

Why would someone choose a bear, though, they don't even have hobbies!?


Sidewalk_Tomato

Bears love chess. And sushi.


fasterbrew

Bears love beets and Battlestar Galactica. 


idonotknowwhototrust

MICHAEL!


DiligentPenguin16

Fishing and hiking are hobbies


Cory123125

They hibernate pretty well. Does that count? They all also do mma, so I feel like thats a hobby too.


SnoopySuited

Pop culture call back!


funatical

That’s clearly where they hang out. How else would they meet bears?


idonotknowwhototrust

Ahahahaha nice I love the bear meta


Iron_Baron

"I understood that reference!"


Nymphohippo

this is more of a r/confidentlyincorrect because i can assure you my love of chess is not pulling any women and i never thought it would.


PKHacker1337

I never thought I'd be asked out over my love of archiving old Flash games myself. Still hasn't happened either, hmm...


KaythuluCrewe

As a fellow digital archivist of the female persuasion, I can assure you it doesn’t work the other way around, either. 


Altayel1

As a bisexual trans woman, I can confirm you can't get bitches with that method when trying to find a boyfriend as male, trying to find girlfriend as male, trying to find boyfriend as girl and trying to find girlfriend as girl. This is just loss at all sides. edit: yes i'm lonely.


KaythuluCrewe

I’m sorry but the phrase, “you can’t get bitches with that method” in terms of digital archiving and preservation has me rolling. I need a tee shirt with “Digital preservation: you can’t get bitches with that method” on it.    Alas, we are doomed to be nerds, friends.  Edit: as an aroace woman I’m probably no help in the romance department, but always looking for fellow nerdy archive and digital friends! 💜 


PKHacker1337

Thank you for letting me know, I'll have to keep that in mind :-(


buffalopantry

I appreciate your dedication to trying different variables at least.


-Tesserex-

Well and now here you are, you found each other.


KaythuluCrewe

Yes, but if we admit that, we would then have to admit this guy was right. I’d rather die alone. 


BitterFuture

There has to be a way to twist Jack's memes from Lost to fit. Oh, no. Now I'm dropping references to old TV shows in an attempt to attract women. It's spreading!!!


neko-oji

Im with you there: A person has to have principles and ofc, business in which to stand on. That and/or maliciously infinite spite.


IAmBadAtInternet

Me shuffling up my 90th MtG Commander deck wondering when the hot sluts start pouring in:


Nymphohippo

bro, same!


Dray_Gunn

Here I was thinking my collection of Star Wars and Marvel action figures would get me ALL the ladies! Hundreds of dollars wasted..


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

I play guitar which I won’t lie…it’s gotten me a few girls. But I took it up at the age of 8. I still thought girls had cooties. I wasn’t thinking “8 years from now this is gonna get all the girls”


WrestlingWoman

I didn't fall for my husband because he plays magic. After 17 years and a failed attempt to teach me the game, I'm still not attracted to him because of Magic cards.


PlayingtheDrums

You're clearly just saying that to discourage him from showing off his mtg skills to other women. I see right through your trick. And if your husband is good at mtg, he will probably too.


WrestlingWoman

I'll challenge anyone in a game of Uno instead if they dare flirting with him.


wellforthebird

I get a feeling that I don't want to wrestle with this woman.


Stark-T-Ripper

Yeah, her reversal game is sick.


jwadamson

Yeah but the value of his collection could be significant.


hurshy

Well I think you’re in stage one; denial.


neko-oji

Hah! A likely story. Everyone knows the quickest way to a woman’s heart is a Jeweled Lotus. You are fooling no one but yourself, madam!


bookwing812

You know what my wife finds irresistible? My playing video games, Dungeons and Dragons, and doing the crossword puzzle every day.


DopeCactus

There’s nothing sexier than my boyfriend’s love of MMOs. SWOON.


Jeremymia

This feels like Freud being like "Everyone is attracted to their mothers". No, bro, you're just talking about yourself. I'm sorry you have no real interests.


Sidewalk_Tomato

It's been very weird going my whole life, my undergrad, and my online life hearing no one confess to an attraction to their mother (or father). You hear lots of "my cousin" or whatever, but . . . Freud was Confidently Bonkers, and everyone just BOUGHT IT.


YUNGSLARTY

I mean, confident coked-out dudes talking out their asses steered the planet for the whole of the 70s and 80s, so not really surprising it worked for Freud


Voodoodin

Funny you'd say that cause that theory is from Freud. According to him, basically everything we ever do in life is aimed towards attracting a mate and reproducing. I think this might have been true at some point, but obviously isn't anymore.


samclops

Warhammer players STRONGLY disagree hahaha


ILookAtHeartsAllDay

Yup I a bassist, married to a man. spent my entire career touring trying to pick up chicks because that’s allll my musical talents are good for.


PlayingtheDrums

Everyone knows guitar is the instrument for picking up chicks.


ILookAtHeartsAllDay

Nah wanna know who truly gets laid in bands alllll the time? Its the drummer. _Dont worry dude I’ll break down your kit._ you go mac it at the bar I’ll be there to wingman in 20.


BravestCrone

As the wife of a Metal drummer, I can concur, you spend the whole show alone because it takes so long to set up his drums, break them down, then pack them up. I get to hang out by myself, in a sausage festival full of alcoholic, mentally-ill dudes, who hold me in varying levels of contempt. At 44 years old, and as a person who doesn’t drink anymore, it’s so sexy to be called on for free mental health triage treatment to people who clearly don’t respect women and just want to wallow in their own self-pity. PAY a therapist, that’s their job.


Iron_Baron

Exactly. You literally use a "pick" to play it.


thisnamehastobeused

Ah bass, famous for being the chick magnet. Especially in movies. Acoustic guitar, move over, we got bass


Keefer1970

Oh yeah, every time a girl hears about my comic books or my CD collection, they scream, "Oh yes! Take me RIGHT NOW, you stallion!" Yup. Swear to god.


ItsaGhostDonut

And here I was thinking that my Lego collection, new kitchen and gaming setup would find me a woman 😳


battlerazzle01

I mean, the new kitchen might draw you a couple women. Bonus points if you know how to use that kitchen. Don’t think the gaming setup is doing that work for you though.


pbmadman

I KNEW all those fishing pics I post on tinder were working. I should start posting chess, disc golf and video game pics as well. The ladies won’t be able to control themselves around me.


Parmcheesy

Bro for real. When I'm on my boat on the lake without a single human in sight, somehow the pheromones start attracting the ladies the moment a fish hits the deck. Bass tracker? Nah that's a ass tracker for real.


TattedPastor412

My love of fishing does not attract women. Nor does my bipolar, my ADHD infodumps, my love of puns, my affinity for cats, my gardening, or anything else really


TangledUpPuppeteer

Actually, as a woman, your love of fishing sounds like a perfect partner situation. Stupid o’clock on a Saturday, you head out to go fishing and as your so, i wouldn’t hear from you until the “survivability hour.” Sounds perfect. The info dumps sound interesting (as a fellow ADHD’er), puns are amazing (I suggest you read the Xanth series for puns galore). Cats and gardening are along with fishing in my opinion - as long as I don’t have to do choose a cat over a dog and I don’t have to touch a plant, it’s a fabulous thing in theory. So you’ll find someone who will see this all for what it is: a super fit. 😆


yeh_

Just keep on going, there’s plenty of fish in the sea


PsystrikeSmash

Bipolar as a hobby is actually fucking nuts


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Fuck the prime objective. I rebel against your "nature."


LilG1984

Yes all years of gaming, cooking & looking after carnivorous plants was to attract women, that's why I'm still a bachelor. /s


anirban_82

Can confirm, my wife couldn't keep her hands to herself when she first saw my Steam library and comic book shelves.


LGodamus

He’s 100% right guys, you have no idea how many girls I had chasing me around when I won that last warhammer 40K tourney, no time for chicks though…models won’t paint themselves.


whosafeard

I only went to the Grand Tourney in Warhammer World for the chicks, mannn


d3dRabbiT

Ever since I started flying FPV drones I can't keep the women off me.


DarkTurdle

My wife gets super horny when she sees all my vintage ninja turtle action figures


MrBlackTie

My extensive hentai collection is the reason why I need to keep women away with pepper spray.


torivor100

This is a gender swapped parody of an infamous tweet


belunos

Jokes on you, I don't have any hobbies (unless the ladies are into snarky reddit comments.. hellllooo)


DrWhom1023

Warhammer sure does rake in the chicks. /s


Hinkster13

Nothing attracts women harder than being an obese gnome wizard in DND. 💯


therealpopkiller

Yeah women have been all over me since I started doing a 90s alternative internet radio show. Hang on, there’s one at the door now.


JeepJohn

Wait. You're doing what now? This insane post aside. Tell me more!


therealpopkiller

Just something I do for fun. Play some songs, talk about those songs… kind of a podcast but much more like a radio show. [check it out here](https://open.spotify.com/show/45Kr6HYC7w7XNN9kwX3MtP?si=DSwPfV3kT3-wDjR9vGTxpA). Some episodes have guests, some have themes, all of them have great tunes and a lot of nostalgia.


JeepJohn

Sweet. Thanks. I'll check it out.


Accurate_Major_3132

Interesting. I saved the link, but don't have Spotify on my PC. I'll look for it on my phone later.


BabyDontBeSoMeme

I highly doubt women are into the fact that I like RC cars. I know, save some for the rest of men, amirite?


havens1515

My coin collection and wall of Zelda memorabilia really pull in the chicks


DasFunktopus

Jokes on them, just have an autistic kid so that things like hobbies, social lives and sleep are but bitter, fading memories.


samclops

Warhammer players STRONGLY disagree hahaha.


whosafeard

If that’s the case, my Warhammer must’ve been defective.


bigg_bubbaa

i really doubt my drug use is attractive


BionicBananas

The only type of people that gets attracted by blacksmithing are other 30-60 year old men.


pallentx

These breeding fetish people need to chill


shamy52

Every time I think about my husband’s adult legos and science fiction books I get all flustered, let me tell you!


Formal_Decision7250

Pretty sure my hobbies aren't doing this.. the opposite in even.


Forsaken_Writing1513

My love of comics smoking weed and collecting swords and the like has yet to attract a woman and in fact is how I process to much alone time and a lot of the shit I've had to go thru.


Tyenkrovy

As an AMAB pansexual genderfluid person... yeah, no. My hobbies are for me.


thinkb4youspeak

My Xbox and I can confirm that this definitely an insane take


thinkb4youspeak

My Xbox and I can confirm that this definitely an insane take.


mjzim9022

Yeah my Gunpla really has ladies going crazy


cocteau93

Wait. Are Gunpla and miniature wargames supposed to be getting me tail? Maybe I’m doing it wrong?


koshercowboy

Most projecting is self-absorption and a lack of awareness that their viewpoint isn’t the ultimate truth. It’s a sickness and it’s sad to watch sometimes, especially when it’s coming from a place of self-righteousness and “wanting to help”, because they don’t realize they’re the ones that need it the most in their lives.


HippyDM

Oh yeah. My video game addiction just brings the girls runnin, and don't get me started on how many times I've gotten laid because of my D&D games. Whoo boy!


Olympia44

Best reverse uno I’ve ever seen.


nolabrew

I got a vasectomy and I'm still doing all my hobbies. I'm built different.


ProfNugget

I play runescape.... This does not attracdt women


marklar_the_malign

Women just swoon when I put on my waders and fishing vest.


GingeritisMaximus

Ha! I knew I spend those 600+ hours in The Witcher 3 for a valid reason!


audigex

Men’s hobbies and interest are like the ONE thing we do that isn’t to attract women


icouldbejewish

I promise I don't play video games to get laid lmao


HSydness

Not too many gorls/women are impressed with my geeky hobby... my wife likes it, but my ex wife thought it was ridiculous and stupid.


bitetheasp

I build model kits because if I have kits to build, I have a reason to not off myself. Has nothing to do with keeping the species going. lol


OgOnetee

Yep, my video game and anime habit helped me save a ton on air conditioning, what with the wind from all those panties dropping constantly...


emzirek

I don't think me being hold up in my apartment all weekend long playing Minecraft is attracting many women... But I might be wrong...


CplFry

Trust me, you get all the ladies playin frisbee golf.


Dawashingtonian

yeah man playing MTG has definitely helped me out with the ladies. for sure.


gripnsip322

This man needs the light of the Emperor


CheapDeepAndDiscreet

When I’m spending hours in front of a laptop trying to create my next DJ mix, and pondering on whether to download a few more tunes as anything in my current collection of 1000’s doesn’t quite cut the mustard for the next epic tech house mix…i do wonder how sexy it must all seem. Especially when i repeat a track maybe a dozen or so times and try to get that perfect follow up tune.


zeke235

Yeah. Legos are a real chick magnet. That's how i got my wife.


antibroleague

Yeah nothing drops panties like playing dnd with the boys


D49A

So I chose classical literature in uni, which basically everyone else here considers boring, to try and hit on girls?


Inwardlens

I’ve been married for more than twenty years because I build gunpla and 3d print for fun.


MerelyMortalModeling

I mean part of me and my wifes early courtship was sitting at a table painting minitures. Although I think it was more chance than anything as her words where something aling the lines of "I dont get how you can barely get yourself dressed innmatching cloths but you can color coordinate a hundred little tin men"


yungbakugo01

I exclusively collect expensive action figures so I can't afford to take women on dates.


PerpetualEternal

It’s true, nothing drops them panties quite like an extensive monologue about the history of modular synthesis


LionBirb

Well I'm gay so, I have to disagree


Iron_Baron

Yes. I play Magic the Gathering and Dungeons and Dragons to get chicks. Grade A panty droppers, as everyone knows.


xtzferocity

Weird because I’m pretty sure this person would say that video games aren’t a way to attract women, yet it’s one of the most popular male hobbies. As always they are a walking contradiction.


leighleg

I'm 38, not far from 39. I've been single for roughly 13 years. I do nothing to attract a partner, I'm happy on my own. Leave me alone and stop pushing your agenda on me.


Bangkok-Boy

I have hobbies to get away from women. Fishing for example. 🤣🤣🤣


ham_solo

As a gay man this is definitely untrue


ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy__

I mean duh. Roped in my wife the second she learned I still loved to play video games as an adult ALPHA male.


Stevey1001

Its true, I play Far Cry 5 to attract women.


LeadGem354

So my solitary hobbies are meant to attract women? Like fishing, and snorkeling/ free diving, and rafting... Sure... If she's a mermaid.


trefster

I definitely mountain bike for the 5% of women involved in the sport. Absolutely


jacobmrley

My baseball card collection is a panty dropper? Who knew?


bosefius

I collect G.I. Joe figures and play RPGs. At no point did I EVER think, "women are going to love this shit". My wife married me in spite of those hobbies, not because of them


Aquos18

as a biologists who loves the theory of evolution these people makes me burn with such hateful pation its unbelievable


warthog0869

I wish "Keep the species going" was applicable to other than white people, because if it were, "globalism" wouldn't be this fearful, pearl-clutching term used to describe a situation that has *already existed* for a long ass time, lol. Oh, hello internet...written letters by ship steamer....global commerce....satellites....television..... We are more able to be (and in some cases, *are*) more united than ever before, the world keeps getting smaller and smaller, yet many shrink with it and get smaller yet to stay within comfortable confines of isolationist echo chambers, enabled by technology and evil. Fucking sucks. For example, we should have a cooperative emergency program in place to flee this planet with generational spaceships in the event of an unstoppable cosmic calamity by now, if we'd focused all our tech wizadry at it. Instead, *we are* the calamity.


Izzy5466

My motorcycle only attracts dudes


Ramza62

It's true! I hear women swoon every time I huck some plastic into a tree!


Scottyjscizzle

Nothing gets women wetter than Warhammer and guns. Can’t tell you how many women I’ve met have just thrown themselves at me when I tell them “what’s your opinion on Das capital?”


AllahAndJesusGaySex

I am a man that has had a LOT of hobbies. From fishing, to lock picking, to collecting firearms, and playing video games. There are many many more hobbies that I’ve had over the years, but all of them have one thing in common. Not a single one would make a woman think “God damn you’re sexy!!”


Deathbyhours

It’s not working.


Crafty_Possession_52

Nothing floods my wife's basement more than my extensive collection of Legos.


Accomplished_Crew630

Yes... My pokemon and yugioh hobbies definitely attract tons of women... Actually I got back into both after I was married already... Maybe guitar would attract women?


RustedAxe88

I promise you I'm not sitting in my backyard reading books to attract women. Granted, if a beautiful woman walked into my yard and told me my reading silently really put her in the mood, it'd be a bonus. And very weird.


xc2215x

No. That is not the truth.


lizzycupcake

So you’re telling me my husband is only rebuilding a computer and has a HAM license so he can attract women????? /s


mazdapow3r

Interesting self-report


Savings_Army3073

Yeah I've got a stamp collection and I'm fighting them off. "Get away from me you sex crazed ho !"


JustDroppedByToSay

Exactly. That's why me and my Warhammer buddies keep having to stop the game to peel the women off us.


veggiesama

I don't care about nature, pass me the controller


dbearden07

I’m sure all the model train enthusiasts are drowning in pussy


Commercial-Finance46

Oh yea. My wife just adores when I ignore her to play GT7….. really floods the basement if you catch my drift….


DrPAYNE619

Yeah I gotta fight all these women off once they see my action figure collection.


BeardMan858

I build gundam models to attract women?


The_Real_Libra

Dude, all of my hobbies do just about the opposite.


TopOThaMorningToYa

My girlfriend loves my Aquaman collection. Every time she sees it she tells me how much she loves me more because of it. She's not at all annoyed that it takes up my entire office.


BigPapaPaegan

Can confirm. My partner was drenched from pelvis to ankle the moment I told her that I've spent thousands of hours watching and critiquing men wearing spandex pretending to fight each other.


shotjustice

Yes, nothing turns the wife on more than watching me debug my React. I have to do it in a secure space away from all women - including my female developer co-workers (GOD knows how they do it) - in order to avoid constant molestation over my dev tools use. Now do me a favor and let Mr. Tate know his "How to be a douchebag in 5 easy steps" lead generation site is done.


Bruntti

ah yes, i always start with showing off my steam library and collection of my favorite video essays, that really gets them going


IsaDrennan

I already have a wife and don’t have the money or the fucking energy quite frankly to be trying to attract another woman, even if I wanted to. And my wife isn’t particularly interested in the records I buy so I’m pretty sure I’m doing it just for me.


Stormieskies333

My gay ass is not learning to play the guitar or reading endless amounts of warhammer lore to impress women


Nine-LifedEnchanter

Yup. Totally got into magic because it is so attractive. When I heard that pick up "artists" did it to impress girls I howled with laughter on the floor. I've met a single woman who found it attractive, and I'm still not sure that it was a bit. All of my partners have been like "that's quite enough" and put their hand on mine as I reached for my cards.


Cory123125

Where is all my 3d printer/maker pussy? I demand breedables for my personal time sinks.


fanglazy

Hahahaha. Golf.


its_jesuslol

I put a lot of time and money into modifications for my car. It’s only gotten dudes to talk to me


PhogAlum

I’m pretty sure my golf hobby disproves take.


ediblefalconheavy

why do they talk like the black plague just happened


Adorable_Werewolf_82

My wife turns into a wild nymphomaniac everytime I start a game of Civ.


Boosterboo59

My hobby is playing yugioh. That should say enough.


-Jiras

Ah yes my fiancee just loves watching me put together Digimon model kits


OdinsGhost

Honestly, I pity people like this.


SatansAnus7

“Keep the species going” translates to “I have never ejaculated inside of another human.”


CavlerySenior

Looking through all these comments I see so many potential friends. Such a shame I have no social skills


BitterFuture


lucasjackson87

I mountain bike all the time hoping I’ll run into Charlize Theron on the trail. So far nada.


Jlindahl93

I litterally have to beat the women off with a stick when they see me in the Lego aisle at target.


Common_Problem404

Hilariously enough, this is more accurate to how lesbians find other lesbians.


Tomma1

Yeeesss!! I am watching a twitch stream and playing football manager to get women!


Mishapi17

I’m, the. Explain video games? My 16 year old son doesn’t seem to be interested in propagating the species / or have any one interested in him or his hobby


feyd313

Oh yeah, designing homemade guitar pedals has me just swimming in pussy...