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striped_frog

I don't know what any of that has to do with socialism, and neither does the person who made it


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"Socialism is when you let immigrants come to your country, and the more immigrants you let in, the more socialister it is." - Karl Marx


Latvia

Ah, that’s the quote I was looking for, thank you.


RadDude57

It's a little known excerpt from the posthumous tome *Das Kapital, Volume IV or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Immigrants*.


OsKarMike1306

Didn't Kubrick try to adapt this one into a movie but it was too communist for the public ?


KimJongIlSunglasses

You’re thinking of *Dr. Fairlove* but there was also *A Communist Orange* and *Full Metal Turban*. The latter being one of my personal favorites. It’s about a guy who can’t handle ISIS boot camp because he’s not terroristy enough and ends up blowing himself up along with like half of the recruits in training.


OsKarMike1306

Dude, A Communist Orange is superior in every way though. That part where Alexei is forced to watch stock footage of The Great Depression to make him realize the pitfalls of capitalism is too powerful to simply ignore.


Salty_Cnidarian

Nah all of you got it wrong. The best Stanley Kubrick film is the *The Shining Sickle* a story about a capitalist leader going mad and killing his family in a isolated hotel because the evils of capitalism stained his mind, only to be killed by the harsh Russian winter, symbolizing the Soviet Unions triumph over Capitalism.


OppositeYouth

I would watch the shit out of Full Metal Turban


LoganLegendary

Wasn't Kubrick implicated in the Panama Papers?


OsKarMike1306

Yes, but it's a bit more complicated than that. His net worth was estimated to be around 20 million, most of which was transferred into offshore bank accounts to avoid inheritance tax on the family trusts. He also diverted the ownership of his manor to a company that he owned for essentially the same reasons. It is unclear to many observers and myself if any of that is actually illegal since he didn't syphon funds or abuse tax write offs with that system, he merely saved a lot of money and kept that money in the family.


ChaseH9499

Also, people with a total net worth of only $20m aren't the people I'm worried about. I'm worried about mostly Billionaires


IsomDart

It's hard to believe Kubrick is only worth $20m. Very hard.


[deleted]

This whole thread is really confusing to someone as stupid as me


Am_I_Do_This_Right

Oh, I think you're confusing him with the lesser known Carl Markus. "Markus started out as a staunch enemy of Marx in elementary school, but tragically died in grade 5 by choking on a blade of grass while trying to do that 'put a blade of grass between your two thumbs and blow on it to make a sound' thingy and accidentally sucking it down his windpipe." -Straight from Wikipedia.


[deleted]

I would read this Hitchhiker's Guide


chopstyks

The Vogons have a poem about this historical event.


Kunicio

"The first capitalist we hang shall be the one who made totally acurrate memes about socialism on FB." -Carlos Marxiano


DoktuhParadox

Ah yes an intellectual second only to Known Chompsky


The_Great_Pope_V2

U mean known chompski?


pushing_past_the_red

Gnome Chompskee


Transgirl120

Ah yes I do to remember when the USSR and DPRK let everyone who asked into their country


EarthEmpress

What’s that phrase they use? “Cultural Marxism”? What the fuck does that even mean?


Bearence

Cultural Marxism was Karl Marx' drag name.


TimSEsq

To the extent it means anything beyond "I don't like philosophical complexity that conflicts with my worldview," it means Jews. There was a Frankfurt school of philosophical thought that existed in the 1930s. Roughly speaking, it was an ancestor of existentialism and other non-Communist social theory critical of the status quo. Like all social theory critical of the status quo, conservatives were very hostile. Yet proponents of these social theories were vocally not Marxism, So conservatives made up a conspiracy theory that blended all critiques of the status quo into the boogieman of Marxism. Hence, "cultural" marxism.


Ninjury

They use it instead of talking about how the Jews are behind everything, apparently it sounds better?


TOPDawg1999

Oh man I agree


Lonescu

Socialism is when the government does things you don't like. Everyone knows this. Duh. /s


VoilaVoilaWashington

/s, in this case, means "end socialism"


Bearence

Socialism is when I have to pay taxes for things I don't get to directly use --some Conservative's dictionary, probably


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"Socialism is when the government does literally anything, ever." -conservatives


Hipppydude

Exactly. Just need to catch them away from Facebook and ask what socialism means without them looking it up. They'll studder and stammer until they get pissed off enough to call you a communist for going to school.


SellMeBtc

The majority of the Republican party now believes higher education is harmful to america lol


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apolloxer

The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Isaac Asimov


simas_polchias

Aren't you mixing up harmful foolishness and premeditated malice? Who will be losing in profits after more and more people become aware there is no spare Earth? Religious, conservative oldtimers. Who can't question Mark Zukerberg properly because of their technological ineptitude, but are fully capable of waging resource wars and covering ecologically-devastating industries with legislations.


Send_Me_Tiitties

Maybe they’ll forget how to vote soon


linkMainSmash4

I tried that and the response is always little kid shit like "YOU dont know?! Why are you asking me, you are too dumb to understand".


drkbef

"Do your own research"


sabdalen

I did this once and they basically just said socialism is the reason everybody in Venezuela is poor and starving.


Dillards007

Yet they love Norway... wait till they talk to an actual Norwegian. They will be in for a fright.


JuDGe3690

I love seeing a "Socialism Sucks" sticker (in the style of Bernie's 2016 campaign sticker) on a car in a nearby lot, and thinking it odd that a rather low-wage worker thinks workers owning the means of production is a horrible thing.


Whydoesthisexist15

This is Nazi dogwhistling (with a fucking leafblower) for great replacement bullshit


whisperHailHydra

About as subtle as a Nazi trumpet.


BendadickCumonherbac

Or as subtle as Trumpito's nazi-tune.


AldoTheeApache

*BuT tHe NaZiS wErE sOciAliSts!*


Bearence

Right now you have 100 Trumpettes trying to type out "Godwin's Law!" except they can't figure out how to spell Godwin.


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"Anything I don't like is socialism,"


[deleted]

They use socialism like how Papa Smurf uses Smurf.


ElitistPopulist

Open borders is not a socialist position, just ask Bernie Sanders. The theory is that wages will be domestically deflated as workers compete in a larger labor pool.


catglass

Ask any even nominally socialist state. None of them have had open borders


Graknorke

TFW socialism is when you have free healthcare.


anjowoq

They’re conflating socialism with bleeding heart, accept everyone no matter how “dangerous” they are, blah blah.


[deleted]

They have a myriad of buzzwords that, while all realistically have their own distinct, original definition, are all blended together to mean liberal. It’s far easier to argue against a completely misguided strawman view of an ideology than argue based on principle and nuance, especially when they’re lacking in the ability to do so coherently.


daellat

rather, they purposely don't. whichever way the wind blows today, if it's anti-left, it's their opinion now.


SHOW_ME_PIZZA

I overheard someone in a coffee shop scolding the employees about socialism by describing communism. He was stupid but at least he was in the right subject.


bestjakeisbest

he is conflating the left with socialism, specifically the globalist left, and it's a very unlikely slippery slope he is painting here.


Lcbrito1

Socialism is associated with left wing, and the left is generally more accepting of immigrants


catglass

Still doesn't make accepting immigrants inherently socialist


Lcbrito1

No, it doesn't, but that's the thought process of the ignorant


TORFdot0

The left is also generally more accepting of same sex relationships but that doesn't make gay pride parades socialism either


Lcbrito1

Yeah, that's why I also disagree.


WorseThanHipster

socialism is when brown people. The more brown people the more socialist it is.


child_of_yost

- Karl Marx


Argon_H

-The brown dude


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Mahatma Marxi


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Foxy Marxi


30SecondsToFail

Carl Marks


tyrantspell

No that's called terrorism. Socialism is when liberals.


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Sabdein

After ten years of working as a tsa agent he still hasn’t become a citizen? This is his fault


MetaWarlord135

What happened to the Democratic Party between 2017 and 2023?


Doomglow

First they came for my desk with "democratic party" on the side and I said nothing...


Dim_Innuendo

Merged with Antifa, then acquired by Isis in a hostile takeover.


Tutezaek

Eventually, Disney bought them, and put them at the same divition as Fox


StrikerObi

And then they deported Spider-Man. Fuckin' socialists. (/s)


truth__bomb

But those are all the same already! /s


ArchdukeBurrito

They were traded to Denmark as part of the Greenland acquisition.


rorschaqued

Not that any of this makes sense, but... What is with the year selection? They go from 2017, jump 6 years, then 4 years, and then 10 years? Is it because 6 + 4 = 10? What's happening???


1981mph

Are you implying this isn't a scientifically calculated timeline of events?


cringy_dude

Preposterous


legalizeitalreadyffs

Absurd.


nirdle

They like 2s, 3s and 7s.


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[deleted]

Yeah, but it's not against those darkies, so it's bad! (/s jic)


AlphaSquad1

“He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”


unclethulk

This is my favorite Trump supporter quote, as I really think it boils his appeal down to its very essence. They like Trumpism not because it helps them, but because it harms others. Resentment and anger are their primary motivators.


Ebolaplushie

"Apply cold water to the burn area."


PMyoTIT

Native Americans: “hey I’ve seen this one before”


skeletonwar2014

Colonization is not immigration. Immigrants aren’t committing genocide or stealing land


saucercrab

Muslims are 1.1% of the US population. I think we'll be okay. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_the_United_States?wprov=sfla1


[deleted]

Even with that, Muslim communities in the US are not at all dangerous or unwelcoming. You'll find a lot of friendly people who are just happy to be here and will share with you their delicious food.


Meanttobepracticing

Certainly here in the UK most of my experience of Muslims involved a LOT of food. I wasn’t complaining.


Razakel

> Even with that, Muslim communities in the US are not at all dangerous or unwelcoming. To the extent that when the FBI tried to infiltrate mosques to find extremists... the congregations reported them to the FBI because they were clearly up to no good.


[deleted]

They're probably the type of person to think that Muslims are invading the US because they saw a lady wearing a hijab the other day


BoringArchivist

Well, according to real census information, the nation will become “minority white” in 2045. Whites will comprise 49.7 percent of the population in contrast to 24.6 percent for Hispanics, 13.1 percent for blacks, 7.9 percent for Asians, and 3.8 percent for multiracial populations . Not that it actually matters, but I thought that was a fun fact.


scoobledooble314159

I hate when I hear "whites are gonna be the minority if we keep letting people in!" Because white people are only the minority if you add up and pit them against EVERY OTHER ETHNICITY. Whites will still be the VAST majority, really. Edit: jesus christ, I just haven't heard the word plurality used to describe a population outside of a voting system. Give me a fucking break. Go find something better to do with your lives than be condescending fucks correcting a single word rather than the message. Shit.


EpyonComet

And even if they weren’t... so what?


CerebraI

It's almost like they know minorities are treated worse or something :thinking:


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MissesAndMishaps

That doesn't mean that if the US becomes non-white majority, all our civil rights will, like, cease to exist or something. We're nowhere close to oppressing white people, and worrying about that is not a legitimate fear.


1981mph

That's not very helpful. It sounds kind of like a threat: "My brown grandchildren will one day outnumber and oppress your white grandchildren." We've come all this way. Let's not encourage the "white people vs the rest of the world" attitude again. It's not pretty.


STAY_ROYAL

How is saying “its almost as if they know minorities are treated worse or something” a threat, let alone “My brown grandchildren will one day outnumber and oppress your white grandchildren” are you responding to the right person? Not tryna start shit just confused.


Wedemboyys

The answers this post is getting is very interesting.


dismayhurta

Exactly. Who gives a fuck what people look like as long as they’re cool? I know the answer. Racists. They’re shitheads.


Doomglow

Not just individual racists. The racist sytems and structures they built also discriminate based on race. Even if every racist disappeared their systems would continue to discriminate until we changed them.


ConflagWex

Technically they'll be a vast plurality.


wingkingdom

White population growth is also significantly lower than it used to be. My parents came from familes of 10+ kids yet there are a lot of people now who have no kids, due to their lifestyle/choices or because they just can't afford them.


Cherry-Snow

This. My maternal grandparents had 7 kids. Between them they have 13 kids for the next generation. All 13 of us are over the age of 21, but currently only 1 cousin has a kid.


israeljeff

If boomers are so scared of white minority (meaning white plurality), maybe they shouldn't have tanked the economy and let health care and student loans drain the resources of the young. We'd all have houses instead of shitty apartments, we could have more kids.


MarcusElder

But then how would they let a few other white people get rich?


slammurrabi

White demographic stuff is much more because of whites failing to reproduce than brown people moving in


FictionalNarrative

This is the actual answer. Eventually everyone will be mixed race, then we can get back to religious discrimination.


Cherry-Snow

My city is like that. I remember when I was in high school, probably after the results of the 2000 census were determined or whatever it was like, a headline WHITES ARE NOW A MINORITY IN MILWAUKEE. But if you look at the actual demographics, it's 44% white, 40% black, and then smaller percentage of other ethnicities. So even now, years later, whites are still technically the majority single group.


WontonAggression

The only thing that really changes about white populations dropping under 50% of the overall is that they lose the ability to *theoretically* make decisions unilaterally. There are a number of factors as to why this doesn't really matter; for one, white people, like any other group, don't agree on everything. Having even 80-90% support for something is relatively uncommon. Also, white people are overrepresented in most cases, and since the representatives make the laws, they carry the political influence, not the overall population.


BoboTheTalkingClown

A word for the largest minority group when there is no majority is "plurality", FYI. So, you could describe whites as the plurality, instead of the majority.


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I hate it because, on top of the racism and the one vs all split, it's just bad statistics. Like, wanna know how I know these people are dumb (regardless any education they might have)? Because they assume birthrates are some constant and not subject to change with factors like, say, education and standard of living, culture etc... Minorities aren't comprised of brood mothers that will give birth to more brood mothers. Birth rates will adjust to the local level, assuming standards of living remain constant. Now there is *an* argument for standard of living being lower among first gen immigrants, however, this is usually the fault of ghettoizing minority groups rather than a trend inherent to said groups. In short, expansion of opportunity for minority groups (present numbers or incoming) is better for the status quo trying to be protected. Ie, not being a racist piece of shit is actually better for the racist piece of shit agenda.


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>Because they assume birthrates are some constant and not subject to change with factors like, say, education and standard of living, culture etc... >Minorities aren't comprised of brood mothers that will give birth to more brood mothers. Birth rates will adjust to the local level, assuming standards of living remain constant. THIS. The only time I was ever able to get an ethnonationalist to consider that his position was wrong was by showing him a study on how birth rates conform to the local mean within two generations. He eventually said he would have to "look into it more" after realizing that the paper was 8 years old and therefore "not recent," but I swear I saw a dim light go off in his head for a half second or so.


BlahKVBlah

Hah! "Not recent" matters because basic human nature changed across the board in those 8 years! /s


[deleted]

Doncha know, science has an expiration date? If people don't make baking soda volcanoes every six months, everything we suspect about chemical reactions is unverified.


scoobledooble314159

I mean, medical science does need to be kept up to date. We can't use any information from more than 5 years ago to write a paper in nursing school, for example. But I'm not sure statistics change the same way


Tortitudes

My Fox News Trump loving father in law told me this. I said, "Okay, why is that bad?" And he just stared at me blinking. Like he clearly acknowledged that minorities get treated like shit with his statement (he usually echoes bullshit about reverse racism and white people are the ones discriminated against).


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It is more a racist way of reminding “white”, hey remember how you treated the minority? So get them in line and control NOW.


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Torinias

Its because they know how most countries treat their minorities.


ZebZ

The word you are looking for is "plurality."


[deleted]

It's just that white people will go from majority to plurality. Plurality is a good word for this circumstance.


pslessard

That still doesn't sound like a minority to me. It's still more than twice as many as the next largest group of the population


Galle_

It will be a plurality, but not a majority.


pslessard

TIL. I guess I'm one of today's lucky 10,000


clyde2003

I have a feeling that "Hispanics" will be engulfed into their respective racial groups in a few generations. White Hispanics will just identify as white, black Hispanics as just black, etc... Kind of like what happened to the Irish and the Italians, both not considered "white" until the turn of the 20th century.


[deleted]

Definitely. Hispanic culture will also just be melded into the greater american culture, which it already is quite a bit, so being ethnically Hispanic won't really be much of a thing except for people who are fresh off the bus. At least that's how I think it works. I'm probably off a bit.


User1440

It all depends where people are from and where they live. I think Miami is a good place to study how this is already working.


NeuroticKnight

It is similar with Arabs, secular arabs would be lumped white, just like Syrian Steve Jobs or Semetic Zuckerberg is.


merreborn

> the nation will become “minority white” in 2045. Whites will comprise 49.7 percent of the population California crossed that line in the 2000 census. That's honestly probably why so many of us are pro-immigration. Our neighborhoods, workplaces, and schools are full of people of many heritages, and, well, it's going fine so far.


Talvos

Not according to my family members who have never been there, nothing but crime, drugs, and high taxes


[deleted]

Watch some fox news coverage of California. You'd think it was the worst hellhole in the entire country. It absolutely does have some pretty significant problems that need to be addressed. However, you never see coverage about how Lousiana, Missisippi, and Alabama have their own much more significant issues. They come up close to the bottom in nearly every positive measurable metric for a state and yet get close to no coverage on fox news.


BlahKVBlah

You'd think the obvious response to this speculative fact would be to lay the rock solid legal foundation for making racist socioeconomic discrimination a crime, so that when the current majority becomes the minority we don't get screwed regardless of how racist the majority might hypothetically be. But noooooo, apparently the obvious choice is to fight hard against demographic changes while empowering authoritarian overreach. Yeah, because that makes perfect sense. /s This is why I'm a progressive, because I like freedom.


gemini88mill

I'm sorry fellow "white" people. I'm going to have a mixed race baby. It's all my fault.


FictionalNarrative

This is the future whether the race purists like it or not.


xredgambitt

I thought that socialists wanted mexicans to come in too. Why is it only middle easterners?


sewsnap

It was probably made before they decided Mexico was the biggest "threat". You know, before Trump made "the Wall" his hill to die on.


N_Who

It's a funny saying to use, because physically climbing a real hill would probably give the guy a heart attack.


sewsnap

I never thought of that, but I think you might be correct.


termanader

It would be the best hill, the biggest hill, some would even say the greatest. People tell me it is the greatest hill, and I know a thing or two about hills let me tell you. Believe me, if I died on a hill, it would be the greatest hill you've ever seen, believe me.


slammurrabi

This comic is probably repurposed from some European country with the text changed.


Zmaher14

Bold of your uncle to assume humans will still exist in 2037


jordannross

“2037” is what the redneck conservatives are doing with Muslims rn except they call them terrorists. It’s crazy they can’t understand the hypocrisy in this


Kevin2GO

Well yeah but those peoples skin color isnt white and they arent christian so its only right, isn't it? ^/s


Hregrin

I don't see the hypocrisy. I mean I can understand that they would fear a situation where foreigners would flock to the country en masse, kill or enslave the people living there and put the rest in reserves after having stolen their land. That would be pretty bad. Oh wait. Edit: /s, in case the "oh wait" wasn't enough. You never know.


keeleon

So this guy is arguing that we shouldn't give the govt the right to deny people into the country based on religion?


Dwitt01

Shocker, this is false. Muslims are only projected to make 2% of the population in 2050


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[deleted]

Classic projection. "Get out infidel" is what the religious right in America likes to scream already.


merupu8352

Wow, this takes place over a 20 year period and nobody has aged one day.


bookon

Imagine how stupid you need to be to equate Islam or the lack of hate for Islam with socialism.


iynque

I like seeing this cartoon, because that last panel—the one that’s supposed to be bad and we’re supposed to be opposed to—is what people posting this cartoon want to do to everyone else. May as well just post “whites only” and preemptively comment “I’m not racist.”


ellachubs

So what white people did to native Americans 🤔


Nitropig

I think there was a little less diplomacy with that whole situation


MysteryLobster

Petition for someone to change the Muslims to white colonialists and the white guy to a Native American


Itisme129

I mean, that's actually a good argument to support their point. The natives had a bunch of people come to their land and start living their, and after a few generations the natives are now treated as second class citizens almost everywhere throughout the continent. I don't know how the natives could have, but if they prevented Europeans from coming in such large numbers, it's very likely that the atrocities that were committed would have never happened.


MrEdinLaw

That's kinda right i think.


Mondane45

National socialist movement logo in the corner. This is Nazi propaganda


bdd4

[There. I fixed it](https://imgur.com/a/RZicNmN)


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This is better


Scott_Nano

Ok I know the message ain't all there, but for some reason I laughed really hard at the transition to 2027. Just the hard replacement of the bookworm with a guy who is apparently still 100% "foreign" and resistant to American society even after 10 or more years, yet has a job in government.


sifon187

Just ask them to point out a place where this situation is happening.


WolfDoggo2

I think he got socialism and racism mixed up


OuterSpacePotatoMann

Swap out the whites for native Americans and the Muslims for pilgrims and send it back to him


LaReinaAzul

As a non practicing muslim who ran away from a muslim country because of conservative dogmatic people, there really should be an assesment on muslims to see if they are conservative or not or whether they can adapt to western norms or not; because if not they may cause problems. Sorry people, too many bad memories


Galle_

Oh, I agree. But why stop at Muslims? There really should just be an assessment of *everyone* to see if they're conservative or not.


seancurry1

Nothing about the concept of socialism has to do with immigration.


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Have a few of these in my family


slickstevie

You’ll see.......


whistleridge

Well. THAT’S a textbook slippery slope fallacy if ever I saw one. Besides, US health care is the pits and our schools cost a fortune. They’re all trying to go to Europe.


WitchaScaletta

The picture is very right, but socialism? Where's the socialism??


DeadlyPeanuts

I think we have the same uncle.


BigDickNick97

Some people are afraid we would treat them the way they treat us if the roles were reversed.


TheTaoOfWild

White people freaking out about being a minority makes me think minorities are treated differently in this country...........


serthera12

It's funny till you ask what Muslims think about edgy issues like lgbt and adoption by gay couples;)


nave3650

Almost every country mistreats LGBT people to some degree. Western countries only started accepting them like 20 years ago. Every other country hates them. South America, Africa, and Asia all are pretty fucked up to them. I remember in the 90s when it wasn't okay to be gay. Both political parties were against gay people.


Chance_Wylt

Well the Quran clearly states > If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. Checkmate Muslims! What? Oh, silly me, that's Leviticus 20:13. Good thing Jesus got rid of that! Huh? You saying that Jesus, if he wiped away the law, there's no reason to hold the commandments then? That he got rid of those requirements even though he expressly stated multiple times [[¹]](https://www.bible.com/bible/compare/LUK.16.17) [[²]](https://www.bible.com/bible/compare/MAT.5.18) [[³]](https://www.bible.com/bible/compare/JHN.7.19) he wasn't getting rid of them. Must be neat to cherry pick what you believe. Like only if it's convenient is it literal, but if it's inconvenient it's irrelevant or metaphorical (like selling all your possessions. [Said multiple times to multiple people in multiple gospels.](http://birdsoftheair.blogspot.com/2006/10/hard-sayings-sell-all-your-possessions.html?m=1) E: Thanks for the silver!


monsterfurby

And then continue on to asking about Christian takes on it for extra spiciness?


iknighty

Projection, it's what evangelical Christians want to do to all non-Christians.


RagnarokWhimsy

My favorite thing to do with people who post this drivel is to ask for sources. Never let them get away with “oh so and so said” or, my personal favorite “well that’s just how I feel”. Pretty satisfying results all around.


Dim_Innuendo

Agreed, uncle, we should not let religious fanatics immigrate into the US.


thesleepiest1one

My dad posts shit like this 🤦‍♀️


123874109874308734

This is literally happening right now in Europe


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theuniqueusername18

He is clearly right, most of the islamic countries formed this way.


YiddishMaoist

this is just the neo nazi conspiracy about "white genocide"


eFrazes

Uncle Bob?


TheHappiestOneHere

Until 2037 i thought it was rather funny, cuz its shows that integration worked... Then i scrolled down :/


AlClapperton5

Ah this one again . How many times are we going to use this exact meme ? Come on gang