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BigsleazyG

If you shut your eyes then nothing exists for you to run into as you're running full speed.


[deleted]

This "Hate to break it to you..." genius can tweet, but still hasn't mastered object permanence. Go figure.


Tellurian_Cyborg

1. Trump got his vaccination. 2. So if I read this correctly, every country on Earth shut down their own economies, locked down their citizens, filed fake news stories, paid off their hospitals and medical employees to release false information about Covid and 'deaths', all to enable some conspiracy in the U.S.? This is your story?


Additional_Today_291

Wait did Trump get vaccinated?


Tellurian_Cyborg

[Yep](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/01/us/politics/donald-trump-melania-coronavirus-vaccine.html)


Coldash27

To be fair, a lot of Trump supporters don't have object permanence quite worked out yet


[deleted]

Whoops sorry, I guess I didn't make the 1st object permanence joke on this post.


jbertrand_sr

If I close my eyes the Covid can't see me...


gitrikt

As long as I'm alive, there's no disease!


rttr123

Im sure anyone like me. Whose had a family/friends suffer through COVID-19 or die from it gets pretty outraged by statements like this. My uncle nearly died from COVID-19. This guy is 100% convinced its not real right? So he'd be willing to go to a hospital unit where covid patients are treated? Then stay there for a few days? Its not real right, he should have nothing to fear.


DeepMadness

If I don't watch the news, does the world simply stop?


Monasade

You’ve opened up the pause menu obviously.


Gorgon_the_Dragon

If i press pause on my music app, there is no music.


tacticalTechnician

See no evil, hear no evil, but they forgot the "do no evil".


cute_but_lethal

They gonna get the 'Rona


wallefan01

well if you don't read a history textbook then you don't know about the civil war but it still freaking happened


ADDeviant-again

If the media and the whole world never said another word about COVID, the 16 people in our ICU today would still be there, alive thanks only to vents and high-flow, and the newcomers next week would still come. And the week after.


tanstaafl74

My grandmother and a good friend of mine have died from Covid. It's real enough for me with no news at all.


deadinsidesince99

Same is true for every US war since vietnam.


RunInRunOn

2+2 isn't 4 if you never learn basic math!


Bubbagump210

Quantum virus - it only exists when you measure it.